Survivor: Over The Top (Season 3 Episode 3)

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I vote Malkon to win!!!

And/or Courtney to goooo

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Anna Khait-She moved to the US from Africa. Her parents are both research zoologists who studied exotic animals in Africa. Prior to survivor, she used to eat her lunches in bathroom stalls. Then she made friends with weird people who didn’t make the show. She says they didn’t really seem like people she’d normally be friends with and she couldn’t recall their names. She did note that one of the people seemed “too gay to function.” Now she is part of The Plastics, a secret alliance that formed prior to the beginning of the game and who are trying to make sure everyone wears pink on Wednesdays. She is often seen as the outcast of the group because she is from Africa and you can’t just ask people from Africa if they are white. While the others might think she is the shy new girl, she secretly wants to dethrone them all and become queen bee of survivor. She is the captain of a mathletes team back home and is the Health Education teacher at her school.



Tony Vlachos-Prior to meeting Anna, Tony used his “little workers” Teresa and Dan to do all of his bidding. Now he’s taken a strange fascination with her and decides she has to be in the final four with them, despite the others concerns. Many call him “fabulous, but evil.” Tony is often seen writing in his spy shack burn book, a book that he takes all of his observations from his spy shack and writes mean things in. He plays for a lacrosse team and is very into sports. He likes taking the things that Anna has because he wants her close, but to still be queen bee. His mother recently had breast enhancement surgery and inappropriately plans to come on the show while her dog chews on her nipples if he makes it to the loved ones challenge. He considers himself the queen bee of The Plastics. He has a profound sense of control, manipulation, and superiority. Everyone wants to be Tony Vlachos.



Teresa “T-Bird” Cooper-Is the daughter and heiress to the Toaster Strudel company and is “like super rich.” She keeps trying to make the word fetch happen, but it totally doesn’t. Tony has confided the most in her, which makes her know all of his secrets. Sometimes she doesn’t like being talked down to by Tony despite being an integral member of The Plastics. She isn’t difficult to break and Anna and her have formed a closer bond than with the other members of the group, though she and Dan are very close as well. Her job is working for the Asian division of the Department of International Affairs…she really likes hanging out with the cool Asians. Also she really hates her calves.



Dan Berry-Has ESPN or something. He is a weatherman for the local channel 18 news where he’s from. He often is seen grabbing his moobs and jiggling them when making predictions which makes him a very hilarious and popular weatherman. He was drafted into The Plastics because he seemed to round them out. It might have something to do with the fact that he’s nice and friendly, yet stupid and clueless. Dan is quite the flirt and often hits on everyone no matter who they are. He’s seen as a little promiscuous and has a certain “charm” about him. He and Tony are very close even after it’s revealed that Tony said some not so nice things about him in his Spy Shack Burn Book.

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Dan voted for Troyzan because Dave voted for Troyzan. Dan has a HUUUUUUGE crush on Dave and is trying to win his heart by showing him loyalty.

Teresa desperately wants to be in with the cool kids and voted for Julie because the others voted for Julie. She'd give anything to be popular.

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Karaoke night reward please where Dave and Dan duet on rocket man and star man.

Oh lordy yes! I'd pay money to see that.

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Dan voted the way Dave wanted (Double D alliance, innuendo fully intended). The other swept him off of his feet with his rendition of Rocket Man. As they held hands they discussed many things, including the demise of Troyzan.

Teresa was like, super jealous of Dan and Dan and in a fury of hatred for how close they really were, She like totally wrote Dan's name down. How dare he not make her, the heiress of the Toaster Strudel company, his favorite you know like right?

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Dan and Rachel had an epic argument over whether or not he could really predict the weather by jiggling his man boobs. This lead to the most epic tribal blow up so far where Dan stripped his shirt off (much to the pleasure of Dave) and began to rub his moobs. Everyone (except Dave) cringed, but then it actually started raining. He assumed this did something to impress Neleh and it sent Rachel home. On her way home, he shouted "PREDICTED THAT TOOO BITCH!"

Teresa hates Dan. Screw the Plastics, that man whore moob grabbing sonufabeech had to go. She tried to convince others to vote for Dan...but somehow...Rachel didn't get wind of the plan? She still doesn't know what happened there and worries she might be the next to go...AND THATS SUPER NOT FAIR *epic confessional cry*

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Anna and Tony's vote was super easy. As the most popular and interesting people on the tribe, neither one were targets. Tony's use of his spy shack burn book made them figure out that Ted was "picking his nose and totally eating it like a booger glutton." He decorated the page in the book and used dirt and twigs to give it a more "earthy chic feel." Then it was just a matter of reading everyone else's reactions. As much as they are frenemies, in the end it's better to keep your enemies super close, so they went with the majority to keep The Plastics on top.

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Being the moob jiggling manwhore that he was, Dan had no issues letting Neleh show him love and affection. She even said she truly believed "He had ESPN or something." Even Dave had laughed at him a little for that. So instead he latched on to the woman who didn't chastise him for who he was. It didn't mean he felt good about losing the rocket man to his day man. He just knew that he and Dave were on a rocky roller coaster. Excited to see what his new prospects would lead to, he let her say they were in a relationship. It wasn't really mutual per say...he was kind of leading her on, but that's what manwhores do. Plus...he had a feeling he wasn't the first older man that Neleh had gone after. This worked for now, and would appease his other secret alliance member, Teresa, who had been not quite on the same page for awhile. He just hoped he could protect Dave long enough in the event that the two somehow rekindled...however knowing that Dave voted for him stung...and confirmed what they had was a fleeting showmance and leaving him...a little heartbroken...he planned to confront the other about this if they went to TC again.

Teresa cackled as Paul left, her desire to split up the lovers Dan and Dave had gone so well...better than well. It wasn't terribly difficult, all she had to do was make something where there was nothing. Using her influence and a little illegal cash she smuggled in from her daddy, she paid Neleh to seduce and then date Dan...which she, not so surprisingly, was willing to do. They made a secret agreement to hoes before bros and used this to hook her in. With her well manicured claws now into both Dan and Neleh, she has a very comfortable mastermind position on her tribe now. Hopefully it will last long enough for her to reunite with The Plastics and run the game...like totally. She adjusted her pink hat and handed everyone else pink things to wear Wednesday after Paul left. This game was going soooooo fetch!

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Anna started to bond hardcore with Mikayla like...really hard core. They were braiding each others hair and gabbing, talking about Brendan and Vince.

WELL. TONY DONT LIKE BEING REPLACED. So he took pieces of the burn book and started throwing them everywhere while everyone else was off bonding in the ocean and lathering each other up with soap or something because sexy times on the beach. But Tony just wouldn't stand for it.

Everyone else walked back looking at their pictures with terrible things all over them. Whoever wrote those things must be truly awful, however no one knows who did it. There was even one for Tony that said "Big Fugly Slut" on it (he wrote it himself but he'd never say). After some tears and harsh words, people got really pissy and started suspecting each other...

Eventually it turned into this whole thing.

UNFORTUNATELY Tony failed to split up Anna and Mikayla, though he did stir up some drama revealing that Brendan...IS ACTUALLY STRAIGHT?!?!?!?!

WELL NO ONE CAN TOLERATE HAVING A STRAIGHT GUY ON THE ISLAND AND WENT TO VOTE HIS ASS OUT FASTER THAN YOU CAN DOWN A PINA COLADA.

However, Anna and Mikayla missed the memo and voted with Brendan...

Anna is shooting Tony all sorts of dirty looks and looks like she wants to rip his face off...like the wildebeasts do in Africa.

HOW WILL THIS PLAY OUT WITH THE MERGE?!?!?!

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After the betrayal of Anna by Tony, The Plastics, somehow having all four survived to the merge so far, did not see eye to eye. There was a big blow up between Anna and Tony about the last vote which sent a rift through the alliance and shattered what little faith they had in each other.

Anna went crying back to Mikayla and totally braided her hair gabbing about how Tony is the biggest bitch on the island and how horrible he is and how annoying he is. She and Mikayla realized then and there that the only way they could get through this was to get the girls to stick together. Thus, the plan for an all female alliance was born. They first went to Becky who...seemed to be in her own little world talking to herself and continuing to speak to someone named "Yul." Which...if Anna was still into the Spy Shack Burn Book she'd have totally written something in it. Then they went to Neleh who kept trying to uncomfortably flirt with Vince, but ultimately they did get the message to it as she blinked at them. Then Tina was next on the list and...she didn't really seem to respond, just sorta stared into space looking like she was on the brink of death. And finally... Teresa... Anna hadn't spoken to Teresa since premerge and knew after The Plastics blow up, that Teresa probably wouldn't be too receptive...

Teresa was glad to see the others at first, and then saw the page about her in the Burn Book and realized Tony had written it all. SHE WAS LIVID. HOW DARE HE INSULT HER USE OF THE WORD FETCH. WELLL! It was time to make him pay for it. Once Anna came over and pitched an all female alliance, she was grinning ear to ear. However, Mikayla and Anna were trying to pitch Vince, and...Teresa wanted to go for the queen bee and crown herself as the new ruler of the island...being on the power trip of splitting up Dan and Dave kinda did that to her, like totally. She put on her cute, pink hat, and approached Tina for getting rid of her former BFF (that she spent all of pre production with). Tina just...sorta looked off into the distance and nodded a little bit, looking decrepit. Now it was time to reconnect with Neleh and Dan for the plan.

After breaking down over the immunity, Dan walked over to Dave and gave him passing glances...

Then it happened.

With one rub of his moob to indicate that it was going to rain...a tear ran down his cheek.

Then there was passionate make out followed by...unspeakables.

Needless to say, he wasn't over his showmance and clearly, neither was Dave. After rekindling post merge and talking about options, they decided not to turn on each other again and try to run the game as a secret power couple. However, Dan knew the only way to do this was to break up the Plastics...and that would come from making them each vote for a separate person. So once Teresa approached Dan (no longer with Dave at the moment) and pitched getting rid of Tony, all he needed to do now was wait for the right time to let Tony know, but not actually vote for Tony. He knew after The Plastics blow up from the night before that Anna and Tony were on thin ice...so rather than go to Tony now, all he had to do...was swing a vote or two Anna's way to plant the seed of doubt in Tony's mind...

Tony was livid with Anna for being so butthurt about the other day. She should just be grateful he discovered her and let her into The Plastics in the first place. How dare she get pissy with him and turn on him. This allowed him some time in his own private Spy Shack session to blow off steam. Then he saw Becky talking to herself and talking about how "Yul is the greatest and he should bear my children and make me his sex slave." And he couldn't stand for it. IF ANYONE SHOULD BE THE CHILD GIVERS AND SEX SLAVE OWNERS IT SHOULD BE HIM AND NO ONE ELSE. Therefore he decided to vote out Becky for that reasoning. If he couldn't have her, no one would.

Dan checked in with Anna, assuring her that he'd vote Vince with her...and checked in with Tony, assuring him that he'd vote Becky with him...when in reality it was time to stir the pot.

He and Dave were trying really hard to hide their rekindled showmance and he faked still being with Neleh that night to keep the ruse up.

AND THAT IS HOW THE PLASTICS ALL VOTED FOR A DIFFERENT PERSON #FAILEDPRESHOWALLIANCEBASEDONMEANGIRLS

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And thus, the Cady Heron of The Plastics was voted out.

Here's how it went down:

After the vote was cast, Tony was LIVID with Anna. Anna swore right back at him saying she didn't vote him, but he WAS NOT HAVING IT AT ALL. He started on a rant about how he discovered her and she basically just turned on him like the "little skank princess whore" that she was. Then he went on to go say "take your white ass back home to Africa where you belong you *#*$&*#*#*#." Needless to say a lot of bleeping happened. He then turned to the others, pleading with them to keep him in and that he'll change and be better and go back to his rugby roots and be humble and stop trying to be queen bee because he just "loves everyone so much."

Anna just rolled her eyes and pointed out that she did not vote for Tony and he's a loose psychopath cannon whose mother uses her chihuahua to bite her fake nipples. She's a humble good girl who only wants the best for everything and rainbows and kittens and "poor me it's not my fault."

All the other two people who were tied had to do was shut up and let the blow up happen.

Teresa watched this all unfold, realizing The Plastics were done, but that there was an opportunity to #maketheplasticsgreatagain by getting rid of Anna. She decided it was time to set her differences with Tony aside and make her Toaster Strudel Billionaire father proud of her and stick with her friends...despite having caused the tie with her vote for Tony. In the revote, she rejoined the others saying "how fetch it would be" for the original plastics to be stronger again.

Dan decided...why fix a good thing and voted with his lover Dave to make sure Anna's fate was sealed once and for all. Step 1 of getting rid of the plastics (for Dave), remove the "technically good physique." With the best physique of the group gone, he only had two more steps to accomplish: Get rid of high-status man-candy aka Tony and then the Evil Band of Loyal Follower aka Teresa... He just had to play it super under the radar from now on.

As Anna left, she admitted "I put a drug into your food to make you more fat." And winked at Tony as she left, cackling. Tony looked at his gut...then at the food he was eating to try and get skinnier and began to scream.

"ANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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The episode with Tina was...really freaking simple...well except for Tony who, despite being part of The Plastics, still has only actually voted once with anyone he's aligned with. Oh and Teresa, who just threw a vote on Tony as to not get her "ally" Teresa mad. However, with the use of his Spy Shack, he noticed that Dave and Dan weren't as "broken up" as they'd lead others to believe. he used this information to get Mikayla on board to try and blindside his Plastic's lover and take the man for himself again. She ate it up. However, this caused a...HUGE Blow up at tribal council ending in Tony once again not voting with his actual allies and trying to mess shit up. That's kinda what he's good at, he's queen bee obviously.

After the absent minded Tina left the game, Teresa knew she had to rely on her two puppets Dan and Neleh to do her bidding. However, with Dan and Dave basically eye fucking each other, she knew that she needed some extra insurance. So she approached vapid Becky who was still basically calling everyone Yul and making googly eyes at them. She pretended to be Yul, using her best Yul voice to say "ITS THE WILL OF YUL TO VOTE OUT MIKAYLA." Apparently that worked. She just sat there, with her immunity around her neck, nose wrinkling in pleasure as the other left. She just needed to use her illegal daddy's money to keep going far, wear more pink, and smile her ass off and they'd literally hand her $1 million.

Dan was basically smitten at this point. He couldn't see anything but Dave. Even when Dave was mad he was cute. Every confessional he's practically drawing little hearts in the sky when he starts talking about Dave. He starts wondering when they will have babies and fuck on the beach and buy rogaine together...it's all rainbows and sunshine for him. He doesn't even care what happens and he'd basically do anything for Dave. Including voting for Mikayla...which...was totally...his idea... >.>

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Dave wasn't talking to Dan. He was heartbroken and solemn, sniffling as he rubbed his moobs for comfort. He didn't know who to really turn to. Teresa was off trying to be some crazy mastermind, Tony wasn't really talking to him since they couldn't really seem to get on the same page about anything. He just sat alone on the beach, trying to catch a coconut that he tossed, but missing as it slid between his moobs every time. However, Tony started trying to force him to vote his way or the highway and eventually it got to him, so at Tribal Council when Jeff asked if anyone felt like he'd been personally victimized by Tony Vlachos, he raised his hand...and subsequently looked at Dave and nodded as they voted together. They may not be together and Dan may wish for more, but ultimately they knew they could still trust each other without words.

Teresa could see the literal division between Tony and Dan and rubbed her evil billionaire fingers together. She started then focusing on the other part of her plan which was challenge beast Neleh...now...long run, it might not be good for her game to leave someone so dangerous in, however, she could at least take out her minions, so she posed the plan to her frenemy Tony to get rid of her boy toy Vince. She also knew that Dan was a target because the could have been power couple of Vince and Neleh told her they were voting him to split them up for good. All she had to do now...was put on her infamous Yul impression and pretend like his spirit was possessing her...and Becky was a shoe in vote. So while she didn't know what Dan and Dave were doing, exactly, she knew who Tony and Becky were voting, and knew who Neleh and Vince were voting and that afterwards, she could tell Dan she was protecting him by not telling him and get him around her gorgeously manicured nails, like totes ^^

Tony is a raving lunatic at this point, yelling and screaming about his imperfect body by the food that anna gave him. He walks around kicking things and punching trees and snapping at people. But at the end of the day he knows he is still playing a game so it's time to up things. He and Teresa come up with the plan to out Vince and let the two power couples eat each other alive. At the end of the day, three non power coupled people are stronger than two warring power couple people and he knows this to be true. So in good ol fashioned Tony sense, he does a 180 and is actually presentable and smart and not raving at TC. However, when Jeff asks who is victimized by him he just smiles and goes "If they got an issue with me they can shove it up their asses."

Vince goes home as planned.

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It was time for phase two of Dan's plan, to oust the "high-status man-candy aka Tony." He knew it was time. He could feel it in his gut. Plus after he heard what Neleh told him that Becky told Yul that Yul told Teresa that Teresa told Jeff Probst that told Harambe that told Dave that he was a two timing slutbag manwhore. NOT UNTRUE, but ever since he met Dave, he's only had eyes for him. In any case, it was time. He feigned ignorance of Tony Vlachos' spy shack burn book, he pretended like he was truly in shock, and let the moobs tell him where to go. As he rubbed them, they said it was time for phase two to be complete and joined his lover and...everyone else in voting out the notorious Queen Bee of the island.

Teresa couldn't believe how well this was going, she wore her pink hat and went to work. With her little minions Dan and Neleh, she figured out a way to make sure to get the vote on Tony, like totally. If anything her Toaster Strudel Billionaire father would say about it, it would be to frost everything. So that's what she did. She frosted everything including saying that Tony was behind everything and...they all bought it. She plastered on her fake smile and pretended like everything was hunky dory, even coaxing Tony into believing that Becky would go home, which...she wasn't. Then at TC, when Tony was blindsided by everyone. He looked straight at Teresa.

Teresa looked back and chuckled. "You can't sit with us anymore..." She stuck her tongue out.

Tony just looked back in response and smirked. "Fetch will never happen."

Lots of eyeballs popping and gasping at this moment as Tony's torch is snuffed and he walks off.

After days of trying to get Becky off for refusing his advances (strangely after voting off all of the straight dudes) he was fed up with the chase and decided it was time to get the crazy person out saying that she had "committed social suicide" by acting crazy. All was going well, both his Plastics Dan and Teresa were on board...then at TC the votes were revealed and he realized he'd been duped. But he would have his revenge if it was the last thing his nipple biting dog at home had to say about it.

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(so gonna post soon, but thinking that it would be oddly appropriate if it tied and becky did fire making >.>)

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Dan was on cloud nine. He and Dave seemingly were back together, he and Teresa had made up after all of the drama they'd gone through with the Plastics blow up. Now he just had to grip his moobs harder and get to the end. After Becky won immunity, citing her love of Yul and her amazing fire making abilities as a win, he had no choice but to vote for Neleh. Despite their rocky forced friendship and really awkward non-showmance, he didn't see her as a bad person...he merely saw her as Not Dave and not Teresa. So when Teresa finally caved in to being open to voting off Neleh, he jumped at the opportunity, pretending to ride a space rocket in his description of what he does in his free time after Jeff asked.

Teresa had Dan, and she had Neleh. Logically, her brain told her to split up the power couple. However, something else came up. She knew that everyone on the jury liked Neleh. The three time champion of immunity, the flirty, bubbly personality, the love of anything latte flavored...she was easily a crowd favorite.

But Teresa wanted to be the crowd favorite. After their rocky game, she knew Dan and Dave would have a hard time garnering any votes from the jury, neither one really seen as a challenge threat nor a strategic threat. So after Becky won immunity, Teresa decided it was time to take out, who she deemed, as the only person left in the game who could beat her. Giving her the guise of still being her #1 ally, Teresa baited Neleh with a ton of cash to keep her complacent, after this, she wouldn't need to use any more of her father's illegal money to bribe anyone, it was practically a home run. So with a big fake grin on her face, she got rid of yet another ally she had in this game. Giving her practiced waive from when she was nominated for prom queen. "Don't get hit by a bus..." She said as Neleh gave her the stink eye.

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If there was one thing that Teresa "T-Bird" Cooper was good at, it was matching things. She'd been putting together Toaster Strudels her whole life, this was her moment to shine. With her pink hat and sunny disposition to boot, she easily outmaneuvered everyone else to win immunity. Now it was time for her final act in the game, one she'd been waiting many rounds to do. To split up the power couple that had been left in too long. She knew she probably should have done it with Neleh in, but also knew that Neleh would have probably either gone on an immunity run, or somehow worked her latte magic to get there. However, she knew there was a higher probability that Dan would take her over Dave...so now she had to work her magic. She walked up to Becky and "Channeled Yul" again to tell her that it would be her destiny to break her previous fire making final four challenge record of four hours to build by going for five hours in order to redeem herself. At TC, the theory was proven when neither Dave nor Becky could build fire and after five hours, Becky got a spark to light and Jeff called it on the sheer embarrassment of once again letting this happen. She waved to Dave as he left. She'd done it. She'd successfully gotten rid of Neleh, Dave, Tony, and numerous others. She has all the confidence in the world that she was going to be given...well...another .001 of a billion dollars to add to her Scrooge McDuck vault in Duckberg.

Dan and Dave both couldn't bring themselves to vote each other out. Dan told Dave that he'd go to the ends of the earth and space to do anything he could for him and tried to help him learn how to make fire...however it was...not to be. And in the end, even though he hadn't turned on his lover, despite Teresa's pleas to do so, he still sobbed as the other left, singing "rocket man" to him through anxiety ridden sobs as he took his steps out. He then turned to Teresa and Becky who both were talking about "someone named Yul" and knew...if it was the last thing he did, he'd make sure he'd win for Dave and prove to him that their love was real...by winning the million. He may have been the stupid member of the plastics, but damnit, he wasn't going down without a fight. He rubbed his moobs for luck and hoped everything would turn out well.

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Dan won immunity despite the odds. He had a 50/50 shot to ensure that his love being voted out was not in vain. He struggled and came out victorious. It was the most happy he'd ever been. He cried out "That's for you!" And broke out into a verse of rocket man. At the Tribal Council, he had a choice to make. Did he take someone who screwed half the jury but might have a better final speech than him, or take the delusional, but lovable Yul Kwon? He made his choice after Becky mentioned something about cheating. He wanted to get to the finale with honor and decided that he'd take his fellow Plastic with him.

Teresa could only grin as she allowed Dan to win the final immunity. She knew that he or Becky would have taken her and that her beautiful nails would win her money. She also knew that Becky would hate him for voting her out, so it was just a matter of convincing everyone that Dan was nothing without Dave and couldn't even make a rational decision. She grinned and sat with her pink hat as Becky walked off as predicted. She was ready to sell her plan to the jury and then walk away to be...even richer than she already was.

(INCOMING JURY SPEECHES I HAVE TO WRITE TWO OF THEM GAHHHHH)

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Dan and Teresa. Teresa and Dan. Two of the Plastics, the pre-show alliance. Both have very different stories as to how they got here and both are now tasked with doing what they need to in order to get the juries votes.

Opening Speeches:

Teresa stands up and puts on pink everything because it's Wednesday again.

"I'd like to thank my father who made it possible for me to rig my way on to this show, for all of you for letting me be able to make big moves and not be in Tony's shadow, for Dan for not eliminating me, and for Toaster Strudels, which without their yummy deliciousness I wouldn't be here because. It's super fetch! I came in, and was basically given a number two spot by Tony Vlachos. He was mean to me, he called me names, he wrote the Spy Shack Burn Book."

EVERYONE GASPS BECAUSE NO ONE SAW THIS COMING.

"However, what he didn't anticipate is his loyal followers uprising and surpassing him. Because of my amazing ability *coughillegalmoneycough* I was able to get people to do what I wanted. Neleh seduced dan...because of me..."

MORE GASPING

"Dan and Dave broke up and then got back together and then broke up again because of me..."

MORE GAPSING LOTS OF GAPSING

"Becky believed I was the real Yul and did things at my command."

SO MUCH GPASING!

"And even Tina was able to help me split a vote to make Tony and Anna mad at each other."

Literally hair is being pulled out.

"So that being said, I'm not someone who let others use her. I made my own choices, I made big moves, and I think, if you all vote me for Prom Sole Survivor, I will give you all free toaster strudels and we will all be happy. The end!"

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Dan waited until she sat down before he stood up. He began to rub his moobs in good ol Dan fashion and looked at them.

"I think...there's a 30% chance it's already raining..."

Everyone looks around. It's not raining.

"I didn't...mean real rain. Or maybe I did. I don't know." Shakes head. "In any case, I believe fate is raining in my direction because I have worked hard and been through the ringer to be here."

He looks to Neleh.

"I wasn't really attracted to you, but I don't think you were attracted to me either...so that's okay."

He looks at Tony.

"I had a plan to destroy the Plastics one by one and you two were part of that. I am...the reason the vote tied on Anna which made her mad at you."

GASPIGINGNG!!!!

He looks to Vince.

"You and Neleh were too close. I wanted to be a power couple with my lover Dave but you threatened that. So I helped convince others to get rid of you."

...no one gasps.

He looks at Mikayla.

"I helped you braid your hot dogs while you weren't looking."

SO MUCH GASPING EVERYONE IS HYPER VENTILATING AND JEFF HAS TO ORDER MEDIVACUATIONS FOR THE WHOLE JURY!!!

3 days later after everyone is medivacuated.

Turns to Becky.

"If I had let you get here, you would have won, and to honor Dave's memory I couldn't let that happen since I promised him i would win for him."

Turns to Tina.

"...the hell where did you come from?"

Turns to Jeff.

"I could host as good maybe worse than you."

Turns to Dave.

"Love of my life, stars that I blast off too in my own mental space ship every night, person who helps me predict the weather by helping me jiggle my moobs. You have won me over heart and soul. After all this is over, please stay with me. I wouldn't be half the person I am without you."

Turns to the entire Jury.

"Who here has felt personally victimized by T-Bird Teresa Cooper?"

Everyone raises their hand.

"The last part of my plan here on survivor is to be the last plastic standing. And in order to do that, I have to get rid of the final part of my plan...the Evil Band of Loyal Follower." He pointed to Teresa.

No one knows what he's talking about.

"First I had to get rid of the "technically good physique" aka Anna. Then I had to get rid of the "High Status Man Candy" aka Tony. However, I knew that if I let Becky get here, she would beat me."

He turns to all of them. "Now, I need your help to make my rocket ship dreams come true and help me get out the last part of my plan...and I need your help to do it...will you?"

Everyone raises an eyebrow.

"Well?"

Murmurs and some "sures" are said.

"Great. Thank you I'm done."


AND NOW THE VOTE TURNS TO YOU AUDIENCE. HELP DECIDE WHETHER THE TOASTER STRUDEL HEIRESS PLAYED A MANIPULTIVE MASTERMINDING GAME, OR WEATHER THE MOOB GRABBING WEATHERMAN STOLE YOUR HEARTS WITH HIS TALE OF LOVE AND COURAGE. ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!!!

(feel free to ask the finalists any questions you have and I'll attempt to try and write responses >.>)

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Dan, Teresa, who do you think would deserve to win most of everyone on the jury?

Dan looks at the person asking the question and begins sobbing hysterically. "Dave...he's...so wonderful...and the best..."

Teresa blinks and looks at the question asker. "Are you insinuating I don't deserve to win? That is so not fetch." Seems super offended, rolls here eyes. "Well obviously that'd have to be Vince. He's super charming and his love of coconuts would have gotten him far...speaking of which..." Turns to the camera. "My daddy wants you all to know that the next flavor of Toaster Strudels...is Coconut." Gives a big wink as theme music begins to play.

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As the votes were read, Dan and Teresa held each other's hands. When it was three to three, both held their breaths.

Then the final vote was read and that confetti started streaming down. Dan couldn't believe it. He'd won. He'd really done it.

The first thing he did was run over to Dave and hug him tight. The man of his rocket dreams.

Then he got on one knee and proposed hoping the other would say yes.

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I'll join as lastminutereplacement if you need me.

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No more narratives?

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I have to know what happens to Boran