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Post Post #2250 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:53 pm

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I'm not. I don't play stupid games like that, Shaziro. What I do want you to do is to show me why the fuck me claiming that I'm God necessarily proves your claim that I have claimed that I am God true.
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.
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Post Post #2251 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:53 pm

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In post 2248, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 2237, Accountant wrote:It's true that I'm God, but please don't confuse that with me claiming that I'm God.
In post 2246, Accountant wrote:
In post 2244, Not_Mafia wrote:What is "It's true that I'm God" claiming?
It's claiming that I'm God.
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That sounds like an error on your end, not mine.
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Post Post #2252 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:54 pm

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2+2=5
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2253 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:54 pm

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I dare someone to prove I've claimed 2+2=5
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2254 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:54 pm

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In post 2250, Accountant wrote:I'm not. I don't play stupid games like that, Shaziro. What I do want you to do is to show me why the fuck me claiming that I'm God necessarily proves your claim that I have claimed that I am God true.
By your own admission, you were claiming that you're God. Therefore, you claimed you are God.

A=You Claimed you are God

If A=True, then A=True

This is a tautology.
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Post Post #2255 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:55 pm

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In post 2253, Not_Mafia wrote:I dare someone to prove I've claimed 2+2=5
uhhh

you literally just said 2+2=5. That's your proof right there.
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Post Post #2256 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:55 pm

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In post 2254, Shaziro wrote:By your own admission, you were claiming that you're God. Therefore, you claimed you are God.

A=You Claimed you are God

If A=True, then A=True

This is a tautology.
I never claimed that I was God. Only an arrogant person would do that.
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Post Post #2257 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:56 pm

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In post 2255, Accountant wrote:
In post 2253, Not_Mafia wrote:I dare someone to prove I've claimed 2+2=5
uhhh

you literally just said 2+2=5. That's your proof right there.
No he didnt...
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Post Post #2258 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:57 pm

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In post 2255, Accountant wrote:
In post 2253, Not_Mafia wrote:I dare someone to prove I've claimed 2+2=5
uhhh

you literally just said 2+2=5. That's your proof right there.
No I didn't
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #2259 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:57 pm

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In post 2257, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:No he didnt...
He did in post 2252.
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Post Post #2260 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:57 pm

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In post 2242, Shaziro wrote:I'm not confused, I just realize that you're a damn loon.
Can I use this as a signature?
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Post Post #2261 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:58 pm

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In post 2256, Accountant wrote:
In post 2254, Shaziro wrote:By your own admission, you were claiming that you're God. Therefore, you claimed you are God.

A=You Claimed you are God

If A=True, then A=True

This is a tautology.
I never claimed that I was God. Only an arrogant person would do that.
Actually, you admitted that you did. You also -are- an arrogant person.

P-edit: Go right ahead, James!
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Post Post #2262 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:58 pm

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In post 2261, Shaziro wrote:Actually, you admitted that you did. You also -are- an arrogant person.
I never did, and I'm not arrogant.
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Post Post #2263 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:59 pm

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In post 2259, Accountant wrote:
In post 2257, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:No he didnt...
He did in post 2252.
Explain how 2252 is me claiming 2+2=5
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
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Post Post #2264 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:59 pm

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In post 2259, Accountant wrote:
In post 2257, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:No he didnt...
He did in post 2252.
I don't see where he claimed it.
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Post Post #2265 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:00 pm

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In post 2252, you wrote "2+2=5". When someone states that 2+2=5, that is equivalent to a claim that 2+2=5.
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Post Post #2266 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:00 pm

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Holy shit guys this is literally kindergarten basic stuff. Are you trolling?
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Post Post #2267 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:01 pm

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It's true that I claimed 2+2=5 but I have never claimed 2+2=5
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
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Post Post #2268 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:02 pm

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In post 2248, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 2237, Accountant wrote:It's true that I'm God, but please don't confuse that with me claiming that I'm God.
In post 2246, Accountant wrote:
In post 2244, Not_Mafia wrote:What is "It's true that I'm God" claiming?
It's claiming that I'm God.
In these two quotes, you say "It's true that I'm God", and then admit that you saying "It's true that I'm God" is you claiming that you're God.
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Post Post #2269 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:03 pm

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In post 2267, Not_Mafia wrote:It's true that I claimed 2+2=5 but I have never claimed 2+2=5
This statement is contradictory and therefore incorrect.
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Post Post #2270 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:03 pm

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In post 2268, Shaziro wrote:In these two quotes, you say "It's true that I'm God", and then admit that you saying "It's true that I'm God" is you claiming that you're God.
So? What about it?
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Post Post #2271 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:04 pm

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In post 2261, Shaziro wrote:P-edit: Go right ahead, James!
Thanks.
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Post Post #2272 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:05 pm

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In post 2265, Accountant wrote:In post 2252, you wrote "2+2=5". When someone states that 2+2=5, that is equivalent to a claim that 2+2=5.
Only an arrogant person wouldn't be able to comprehend how these are actually mutually exclusive
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Post Post #2273 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:07 pm

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In post 2269, Accountant wrote:
In post 2267, Not_Mafia wrote:It's true that I claimed 2+2=5 but I have never claimed 2+2=5
This statement is contradictory and therefore incorrect.
I'm not claiming 2+2=5, it would be arrogant and pretentious of me. I'm just claiming that 2+2=5
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
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Post Post #2274 (ISO) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:12 pm

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In post 2272, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 2265, Accountant wrote:In post 2252, you wrote "2+2=5". When someone states that 2+2=5, that is equivalent to a claim that 2+2=5.
Only an arrogant person wouldn't be able to comprehend how these are actually mutually exclusive
This statement is incorrect.
There's nothing that says that a fake can't beat the real thing.

You must not imagine that for beings like you and us there can be laughter. The low men laugh, and we envy them. But for us, the higher ones, there is no laughter, only an unending vigil, purely serious, stretching on into the night.

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