you do not have the time or patience to read the whole thread
,
do not play
.
I will not compensate for ignorance
Stolen(before editing) from Booney ToonzII
Ancient philosophy revised
:
The Basics:
1] You may have other directives that drive you, but aspiring to win should be secondary to none.
2] Do not take screenshots or directly quote any of the PMs that I send you. Doing so will result in a mod-kill. Pretending to break this rule is the same as actually breaking it. You may paraphrase, but use caution. When in doubt, run it by me first.
3] Do not edit any of your posts, if you have the ability to do so.
4] Do not use encrypted text, hidden text, small text, or any other hard-to-read text when posting..
5] Once you have been lynched or killed, you are out of the game. Do not post anymore until the game is over. That means no "Bah!" posts, please.
6] Do not talk about this game with anybody else outside of this thread unless your role PM explicitly says that you can. 7] Aspire to good sportsmanship. Please don't be a jerk to your fellow players. My subjective take on personal attacks is that on the internet, especially in games about lynching, shooting and stabbing where you have to put in considerable effort just to participate let alone deliver an astute performance, obnoxious and poorly argued discrediting of intellectual investment is way more detrimental to enjoyment than derogatory names, insults and flaming. Bearing anonymity in mind I wouldn't censor expression to shield impressionable people from taking vulgarity too personal. But I refrain from imposing my way of seeing it. Heated discussion is fine, but vehement personal attacks, insults and flaming are not. If I feel that your behavior is preventing other players from enjoying the game, I reserve the right to force-replace or mod-kill you.
8] Do not talk about ongoing games. Easy peasy.
Day, Night, and Twilight:
9]
Each Day phase will last for 8 days apiece
and each Night phase will last for two days. I will post specific deadlines in the game thread at the start of every Day and Night phase.
10] Players may continue to talk during Twilight, including the player that has been lynched.
11] If you do not send me your Night action before the specified deadline, I will assume that you are not performing an action on that Night.
12] If you know you will be unavailable during a Night phase, you may send me your night action during the preceding Day phase if you so desire.
13] Deadline extension requests will be considered on a case-by-case basis.
Voting:
14] Please post all votes and unvotes using either the bold tag or the vote tag. Nicknames are fine, as long as I can understand them. Votes should look like this:
Vote:NakedJogger
or VOTE: NJ
15] Unvotes are helpful, but not necessary.
16] Please refrain from engaging in any kind of voting trickery. If it looks like a vote, I'm counting it as a vote.
17] A lynch will only occur when a majority (more than 50% of all possible votes) is reached. The number of votes needed to hammer will be included with every vote count.
18] If a majority is not reached by the deadline, there will be no lynch on that Day.
19] Once a hammer occurs, no votes or unvotes will prevent the lynch from happening.
20] You may VOTE: No Lynch to end the Day with no lynch (which will also require a majority). You may VOTE: Draw to end the game in a draw (which will require 100% agreement from all living players) if you wish to insult me.
Activity:
21] You will be expected to post at least once every 48 hours. If you go more than 48 hours without posting, you will be prodded.
22] If you receive a prod, you will have 24 hours to post in the game thread. If you do not respond to your prod within 24 hours, you will be replaced. Additionally, if I have to prod you more than
two
times, you will be replaced.
23] If you know that you will have limited access to the game for more than a few days, please let me know either in the thread or via PM.
Communication with the Moderator:
24] I am perfect and the "mistakes" I make are my way of empathizing with stupidity. Nevertheless I will correct any errors you might notice regarding vote counts, deadlines, or anything else related to the game.
25] I will not answer any role-related questions in the game thread. If you have any questions about your role, the (theoretical) roles of any other players in the game, or (theoretical) role interactions, send me a PM. Do not try to trick me into confirming a player's role. I will not be amused.
26] If you need to get my attention, just include @Mod in your post. Also, bolding will help catch my eye.
Miscellaneous:
27] If you have any problems with another player, send me a PM and I will do my best to resolve the issue. If you like me take my personal views in the seventh rule to heart.
28] If a player is mod-killed during the Day phase, then that Day will end immediately.
29]
Don't post like this!
30] The flavor text is for entertainment purposes only. Analyze it at your own risk.
31] Do not ask me to mod-kill, force-replace, or discipline any other player in the game. That is my decision to make, not yours.
32] As the moderator, my word is final. Please respect my instructions and my decisions.
33] I reserve the right to change these rules during the game if necessary. If this happens, I will inform everybody of the rule change in the thread.
34] In addition to these rules, all site-wide rules also apply.
35] Claiming color code is prohibited.
36] I live in Romania, but the deadlines will be convenient for US Americans: 5 PM California, 8 PM New York, 00:00 UTC.
Sample Role PM
At least one person received this PM
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:15 pm
by FakedBlogger
'Step right in ladies and gentlemen, you'll feel right at home here', the bearded bouncer in a wombat pajama says, not addressing you in particular at first but postliminary rousing a lynchian vexation as he rictus-grins in your face. You back away, he turns away, fuck it, you enter.
Side-faced, eyes lowered, his choleric voice fading 'Whether you're a local hammerhead or a tourist, who either immersed himself in Pula's largesse premeditatedly and sapiently commuTED HERE, or by chance, expecting to visit the Game of Thrones filming locations, having taken a wrong turn, wound up at our connector involuntarily - by design, ignorance or nonchalance having missed to come hither at a most significant period in our egg's gyration by exactly 24 hours -' you notice this place's acoustic idiosyncrasy, 'The Womb does not discriminate -innate -eight', such an otherworldly reverberation greeting your induction as you escalate the entry isthmus.
Wow, dat majestic, dome-shaped ceiling hosts an entrancing planetarium projection, real-time and locus-fidelitous made up of a sorcerous mozaic of periscoped, refracted and color-filtered sunlight, and continues spherically all throughout by virtue of the floor's spotless transparency
Nice venue but why is everyone's gaze glued to the telly?
You split your attention, partly focusing on something in front of you that progressively reveals itself to be a mafia-game sign-up poster's rule-set engraved along the branches of a holographic tree:"1. You may have other directives that drive you, but aspiring to win should be secondary to none. 2..Hydrablabla ", simultaneously catching something about some former police-chief jogger guy dying .. they found botulinum in his blood.. mafia suspected.. they play mafia here?! Phuck yeah sign me up.
Welcome to Pula Mafia.
NakedJogger the
Private Investigator
died N0.
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 6:47 am
by FakedBlogger
It is now Day1
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With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch
(expired on 2015-08-20 00:00:00) to deadline.
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 6:58 am
by Radja
VOTE: Malakittens
you better be active this time
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:04 am
by Malakittens
VOTE: gribbypuff
(I'll be active since I'm not scum <3)
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:06 am
by Scorpious
VOTE: Catboi
for perpetuating the unhealthy obession with cats and anime on this website..
@Bella
None other than Sir Patrick Stewart himself.
That's from a Star Trek where they were doing an old noire private eye story in the holideck..
Moriarty episodes were solid gold. Also the attempt to calibrate the Computer and Troy's mother flirting with the hologram because it had no thoughts, then scolding Picard for bystanding kek.
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:41 am
by Lalendra
Ohai. I'll be reading after work.
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:03 am
by GrayFoxxxx
VOTE: catboi
The whole cats vs dogs thing
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:11 am
by Maxous
vote: banakai
because <insert hilarious reasoning>
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:31 am
by Atum
Hi Mala! It's been a while.
Vote: Malakittens
How's life?
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:40 am
by elusive
VOTE: Scorpoious
The son of Draco and Astoria has to be up to something!
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:40 am
by elusive
Also flavor is cool.
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 9:33 am
by Grib
Welp, I'm in a lot of games again.
VOTE: Atum
Hi Atum, elusive, Mala, Bella, and maybe Lalendra? I recognize your avatar, at least.
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:23 am
by Lalendra
In post 16, Grib wrote:Welp, I'm in a lot of games again.
Does that mean you're setting up a pre-emptive excuse to lurk? o_O
Moriarty episodes were solid gold. Also the attempt to calibrate the Computer and Troy's mother flirting with the hologram because it had no thoughts, then scolding Picard for bystanding kek.