The Fifth Fortnight (Game Over!)

[Gorkington]

i can give you a hint if you want ramcius

oof. havent done that in a while.

[Spiffeh]

YOU’RE AN ALT OF CHEETORY6?!?!?!?

[Gorkington]

nah i asked him for his password and have been using his account every now and then.

[SirCakez]

*audience gasps*

[Ramcius]

no need, i'd be ok with his lynch, if he keeps playing like this

[xRECKONERx]

right, catching up...

p.1:
ignoring most of the RVS stuff. possibly something to read into with Firebringer lulzclaiming scum but not thinking too much about it.

p.2:
gork ilu a lot & i think ur town. posting here feels natural and lackadaisical and town.

p.3:
unfortunately, i think xyzzy is probably town. his read on cakez seems like he believes it.
i'm comfortable w/ gork/xyzzy town for now.
oh good now people are getting into meta. awesome. friendly reminder, meta is garbage

@EP why did you trust shosh/fire/gork

p.4:
honestly i think i just always read FB as scummy. his posting on this page is making my gut twinge but i can't put a finger on why.
EP is supremely underwhelming thus far.
cakez "act like you don't care"... act is a p important verb to use there hrmmmm.
there's the dgb i know and love.

p.5:
okay the slackers are starting to show up
very whelmed by katsuki's intro post
brighteyedfish intro post pinging my gut real bad.
CES gonna CES
Mewtaph gonna... idk
brighteyedfish comin back with "okay i read everything here's an empty read" is HMMMMMMM
there's UT. yep. this will die before endgame probs cuz i cant handle getting bamboozled by him.
Ramcius pullin that hella sick p.5 RVS banter when there's plenty of stuff to comment on HMMMMMM
BBmolla is here too. man these fuckin empty votes.
Marq's vote on Spiff is interesting bc I just realized I've had literally nothing of his pop out at me
Spiffeh preempting Gork in 124 is a little ick but probably just null-ick

p.6:
im not sure if gork saying "did you think i was dumb" is a town or scum thing. it portrays a certain sense of "you can't catch me spiffeh" that makes me want to scumread it.
all the people saying it's boring to lynch obvscum are really just ???????????? idgi
mewtaph can sit in the hmmm pile too for the response to xyzzy's questioning
cakez going after CES just seems like taking the tried and true CES bait. but the CES bait is alignment neutral so i dont think it's a scumtell for cakez.
ramcius overexplaining the RVS vote is hella bad lmao especially followed by the unvote

p.7:
oh good more emptyvotes. this time on DGB with no reasons. c o o l
but shoshin sure will show up to defend cakez with meta when gork asks.
gork's case is good. weird that there's this huuuuge gap of white space in the middle though.
EP continues to post only in cryptic, abstract one-liners without contributing a lick of actual content
ramcius latching onto gork's case on cakez also smells like doodoo

p.8:
ramcius parroting everything gork says is MAJOR GROSS
shoshin finally explains the empty vote on DGB. dunno why she did this NOW and has this aura of "oh we need more votes on this" like if you really felt that way then why wait until NOW to actually state reasons? also shutting down the cakez push is kinda gross. esp with the admitted "cakez isn't 100% town" caveat get out of jail free card.

p.9:
more empty EP posting. twice.
FB continues to act exactly like scum

p.10:
oh katsuki's still doing nothing. very cool and fun.
good GOD thanks for reminding me how much i was scumreading you, Fish
CES is such an enigma.
xyzzy continues to be the towniest person in this game.

p.11:
Fish's responses to xy are really overdefensive
shoshin's response to CES's questioning of Fish is actually REALLY insightful. wowee. never thought of it like that but yes, poking holes at syntax/word choice is an easy thing for scum to hide behind to appear helpful.
EP continues to be awful
katsuki shows up and goes "lol i dont even know the meta tell i used to have on cakez im just gonna empty vote him but if i do it in all caps maybe nobody will notice how empty my content is". also forgot to mention how hard katsuki hung a lampshade on his lurking earlier.

p.12:
spiffeh edges to the town column for the super secret scumread. im a sucker for MYSTERY
FB's grand reasoning/tryharding on spiffeh winds up being p flaccid.
bbmolla is probably town tbh
fish taking the CES bait really feels like opportunistic scum. nothing here is particularly insightful and is just low-hanging fruit. also "nobody wants to push goofball with me" despite the fact that shoshin literally did that like two pages ago? nice victim complex.
HMMM UT RESPONDS TO SPIFFEH'S SECRET SCUM READ. GUILTY CONSCIOUS MUCH?

p.13:
i feel like spiffeh is being "idgaf" town and fish is having a hard time parsing it. hm. this interaction dulls the fish scum angle but not enough for me to think fish is town.
cakez cooling off after getting heat is kinda suspect tbh.
but now he's back. conveniently after most of the heat around him has died off. aughhh.

p.14:
wow this page is a fucking dumpster fire. joke joke joke meta meta joke meta meme.
thank god gork is reasonable and trying.

p.15:
zzz i have nothing to say about this game theory speculation

p.16:
katsuki still garbage
xyzzy/fish back and forth actually looks better for both of them. it's so hard for me to let go of early reads tho and fish's posts in this game have had some REAL bad spots.
DGB is town for going back for the deep pull on firebringer's first post.

p.17:
stupid dumb ass cakez wagon and stupid dumb EP emptyvoting and doing nothing
idk why bbmolla told me to vote cakez when i replaced in considering bbmolla has done fuckall. get off it. do better.

p.18:
hi gork, im here with the flu still kicking ass and chewing names or bublegum
CES going after mewtaph imo looks good here. why wouldn't CES-scum just go on Cakez for the easiness

p.19:
god UT is such a scumbag here. does nothing all game, joins the easy wagon, pops in to only take potshots at the easy mislynch bait?
rest of this page is trash

p.20:
mewtaph is still gross
fish still taking the CES bait is also gross, slide back down in that scummy column
gork's 492 is beautiful and great

p.21:
what the fuck why did mewtaph wait until page 21 to do anything
molla you better fucking sit your ass down and tell me WHY cakez is scum. in your own words. show your work.

p.22:
yikes the marquis vote on CES after all that build up is OOF
EP still very meh and uninspiring
molla is a much better place to put a vote than CES for Fish. however ONCE AGAIN going "wow a CES wagon won't go anywhere" LITERALLY LIKE FOUR POSTS AFTER MARQUIS VOTED CES is just baffling to me. same shit Fish pulled with the p.12 hop off of DGB
ramcius is uhhhhhhhhh still not great

p.23:
ok

[xRECKONERx]

town

gorkington
xyzzy
shoshin
DGB
cakez
spiffeh

null

CES
firebringer
marquis
mewtaph

scummy

bbmolla
brighteyedfish
errantparabola
katsuki
ramcius
untrod tripod

VOTE: Untrod Tripod

choo choo mother fuckers

[Gorkington]

ty for effortposting reck. <3

is cake town for you because you think the wagon is scum? because im not really seeing why you think hes town in your catch-up

[SirCakez]

no need, i'd be ok with his lynch, if he keeps playing like this

seems like you're okay with pretty much any lynch at this point
esp considering you're on the wagon I'm on

[SirCakez]

I think I'm safe calling 555 legit good content? lol

[Gorkington]

is good content town though?

[Firebringer]

FB's grand reasoning/tryharding on spiffeh winds up being p flaccid.

If this is ur way of telling me I have erectile distinction all I have to say is...

I always suspected.



But in serious I haven’t tryharded yet. And my confidence in scum Spiffeh is too low to effort through

[Ramcius]

no need, i'd be ok with his lynch, if he keeps playing like this

seems like you're okay with pretty much any lynch at this point
esp considering you're on the wagon I'm on

due to the nature of this game i'm happy with any lynch that isn't me for obvious reasons

it's funny that you brought it up, when you straight up refused to vote BB, when i asked, yet you on his wagon, when it got so me traction. It's amazing how we see same thing in quite different light - you think us being on same wagon means i should townread you, yet i see it as a desperate scum trying get heat off from him.

So tell me, what changed your mind to join BB wagon? Few non-committal votes?

[Shoshin]

Hey Reck. Why vote UT over Fish?

[BrightEyedFish]

@Reck

Don't forget that we had some pretty uneventful pages/days in real time which may seem like pure fluff to you. Most of it is fluff but at times there was very little activity and from the lack of activity my patience on the CES vote just went out. Now, if things come to light and CES becomes a viable wagon/lynch then I will most likely be jumping on it.

Even though your catch-up post doesn't do me any favors, I do appreciate it and I think it will finally get this game going and hopefully all D1 lynch options will be explored.

[DrippingGoofball]

VOTE: UT

[xRECKONERx]

ty for effortposting reck. <3

is cake town for you because you think the wagon is scum? because im not really seeing why you think hes town in your catch-up

i just don't think the points on him are super compelling and i think cake's early reactions didn't seem too over the top
the BIGGEST reason i would consider a cake vote is the timing of his disappearance coinciding with his pressure building
but other than that? Yeah, the formation of the wagon is way too convenient and scummy

We're in a 2 lovers, 15 town game. The ease with which that wagon formed and all the emptyvotes on Cakez gives me HUGE pause, especially when we have a veritable smorgasbord of lurkers not producing content at all, meaning phase 2 of this game is going to be a bitch if we don't sort out what's going on

Hey Reck. Why vote UT over Fish?

1: I feel like my early dislike of Fish's posts may be negatively biasing my ability to read Fish's later posts from a neutral perspective.
2: DISCLAIMER- UT and I are real bros IRL, so I may be partially biased and motivated to avoid having to listen to any in-person shittalking from him if he's mafia, but...
UT is naturally charismatic and memey and therefore can hide without doing much. I need more than that. At least Fish has given me more than that already.

vote xyzzy

empty rvs vote on xyzzy

vote sircake

And I was worried this game would be hard

Damn kids and their spam posting

empty vote swap to cake with no content, feat. bonus joke

Actually I have a super secret scum read on someone but I don't think a Lynch on this person is realistic at this time (or maybe ever!) so that's fun I guess

Hi

So why aren't we just lynching cake?

guilty conscious reply to Spiffeh w/ more empty insistence on a cake wagon

Actually I have a super secret scum read on someone but I don't think a Lynch on this person is realistic at this time (or maybe ever!) so that's fun I guess

Hi

So why aren't we just lynching cake?

well, we need plan for round 2 first, in case we wrong on Cakez

my plan would be accuse a scumread but winning isn't as much fun as quarterbacking I guess

memey jokey self-deprecating fluff post

OK GUYS

IF UT AND I AGREE ON SOMETHING

a meme

If Cakez is not scum at least one is on his wagon right now, otherwise they would have already L-1'd and hammered.

that doesn't make any sense, guy

oh yeah I wonder who the remaining scum is, probably not one of the two who voted at the same time and one fled

only post that isn't just memes and jokes and empty content, and even then it's a stretch since it's just pointing out an obvious game theory flaw in Fish's argument and is thus NAI

Feel like this game is barely going anywhere
Wouldn't mind a Mew pressure wagon

"I don't like that people are voting me. Look over here, it's a shiny object."

adding nothing to the conversation, still hasn't explained his reason for voting cake, is just discrediting cake instead

[Gorkington]

can you walk me through why bb went from probably town to your scumpile?
not sure i understand why his content on page 12 would have made you lean town where his later posting would suddenly make you feel differently.

[Untrod Tripod]

there's UT. yep. this will die before endgame probs cuz i cant handle getting bamboozled by him.

oh boy, this shit again

[Firebringer]

uT why do you scumread cakez?
Me and reck both asked you this

[xRECKONERx]

can you walk me through why bb went from probably town to your scumpile?
not sure i understand why his content on page 12 would have made you lean town where his later posting would suddenly make you feel differently.

early on it was like "oh that's just bbmolla being lazy and not engaging"
basically everything since my first post has rubbed me the wrong way
i pop in and he's still just like "vote cakes"
then he does the daycop joke
then he chimes in to say "nice content cakes" which is really bad bc BBMOLLA making fun of cake's content is just lol levels of hypocritical and stupid

there's UT. yep. this will die before endgame probs cuz i cant handle getting bamboozled by him.

oh boy, this shit again

get good

[Errantparabola]

@EP why did you trust shosh/fire/gork

i'll just cut out the middleman and let you know that whatever answer i give will be uninspiring garbage

[Gorkington]

i dont think your posts are garbage if it makes you feel better

[Errantparabola]

katsuki
ramcius
untrod tripod

i would be happy wagoning any of these three, katsuki > UT > ramcius though.

i dont think your posts are garbage if it makes you feel better

hush you im trying to get townread

[Errantparabola]

scratch ramcius, ramcius probtown