Mini 2039: uPicketyPicketyPick Mafia Endgame

[RadiantCowbells]

I should have been Firebringers guardian angel

[Firebringer]

does that mean u townread me?
if so u should know i am scum =)

[RadiantCowbells]

As long as you're bussing Varsoon

[Firebringer]

will u help me buss my teammates tomorrow if i let u live tonight?

[RadiantCowbells]

Only if you make waffles tomorrow morning

[Firebringer]

deal.
this is a legally binding contract.

any attempts to fail in ur duties will have me litigate u to the mafia courts.

[RadiantCowbells]

30 minutes and we can kill varsoon

[Nibbui]

ok I've come to hammer it but...where is my L-1 wagon...

I dunno if I'll login tomorrow, so maybe it'll take a bit more now?

Well, maybe someone will hammer before me though.

@Varsoon but I did read your posts Varsoon, really, I'm not just doing whatever Radiant say, if you acted otherwise during the 1v1, not only I wouldn't vote you, I would help you ignore Radiant calling for your lynch today. However, you claim is already a bit weird, and added to that there is the fact that you seemed a bit more willing to simply get Radiant lynched today instead of focusing on getting to IC-status and therefore being able to lynch Radiant right there.

Sorry if I'm wrong, but yeah this has developed in a choice that is hard to change.

[Nibbui]

I mean, I could leave my vote here already maybe but...

you guys said he is in L-2 and the minigame is almost ending?

If he is scum though he will self hammer and there will be no winner (that can possibly be town), so I guess I won't do it after all.

[Gamma Emerald]

Where the fuck is the result

[jjh927]

Ugh fine

[jjh927]

Yeah so the minigame is now over

Here are annadog40's answers

Spoiler: Based Bananadog

1. Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion?
If the battle took place on the shore, the shark.

2. Who would win in a fight between a man-sized bat and 20 bat-sized men?
The men, they could out smart the bat.

3. Who would win in a fight between a sentient toaster and a rat?
The toaster. The rat could bite the cord and the toaster could do nothing but the rat isn't smart enough to think that.

4. Who would win in a fight between 1000 ants and a pig?
Ants.

5. Who would win in a fight between Shrek and Kung Fu Panda?
While Shrek did have a fighting game, I gotta give it to the panda who actually has fight training.

6. Who would win in a fight between a 20 man Roman tortoise formation and 200 giant tortoises?
The former. Assuming that those roman tortoises are men.

7. Who would win in a fight between a guy with arms for legs and a guy with legs for arms?
Arm boy. Arm guy could grab leg guy while kicking and climb up to the throat.

8. Who would win in a fight between a troupe of 6 morris men and a string sextet?
The former.

9. Who would win in a fight between the last known survivor and his prey in the night?
The survivor. His prey could be a blade of grass for all you know.

10. Who would win in a fight between 3 kids in a trenchcoat stacked on top of each other and 1 kid on a bike?
Bike kid can run over the trench coat and make a red carpet for herself.

11. Who would win in a sumo wrestling match on a trampoline between a guy on a pogo stick and a guy in a wheelchair?
I saw the Leprechaun, a dude killed another with a pogo stick so I pick that.

12. Who would win in an anything-goes cooking competition between the rat from the film Ratatouille and an Italian mobster?
Ratatouille though after the competition. . .

13. Who would win in a cheese-rolling competition between Dick Dastardly and Robbie Rotten?
I'd go with the latter.

14. Who would win in a game of Guess Who between jjh927 and the worst?
I linked the strats of guess who in site chat long ago, the worst is more likely to have seen that secret strat.

15. Who would win in a hot dog eating competition between godzilla and 12 miserly fat guys who think they're trying to get the best value out of a timed all-you-can-eat buffet?
Godzilla, he could eat a twelve of those guys and have room to spare for the buffet.

16. Who would win in a dance-off between Dumbledore and Gandalf?
Gandalf is more spry. He walked across the land. Dumbledore has so many teleportation methods.

17. Who would win in a game of ring toss between Sauron and Voldemort?
Voldemort has arms so I'd pick him. Sauron could stare at the ring but it wouldn't be moving anywhere.

18. Who would win in a race between a man without purpose and a man without direction?
The no purpose guy could still run correctly while the direction guy would run into a wall.

19. Who would win in a staring contest between a disappointed parent and a monk?
The parent. Assuming it's the monk's parent. The monk would hard stare for a bit then turn around back into their temple leaving the parent still staring at the building.

20. Who would win in a Beyblade battle between Ash Ketchum and Yugi Muto?
Ash. Yugi is about the pre-game. Ash is about the during-game.

Ooh and a leaderboard- currently in alphabetical order where ties are concerned.

Player	Score
Elbirn	15
Varsoon	15
ChibiBear	14
mutantdevle	14
Gamma Emerald	12
Not Known 15	12
MariaR	11
Kokichi Oma	10
RadiantCowbells	10

I'll announce the winner in a bit gimme some time
Undisclosed tiebreak mechanics and all

[Gamma Emerald]

I’ll post mine (plus logic for ones I thought over, which is like 90%) later

[RadiantCowbells]

that is an unfortunate set of 15s and a fortunate set of 15s

if we hammer varsoon really quickly does it go to elbirn by default

[jjh927]

that is an unfortunate set of 15s and a fortunate set of 15s

if we hammer varsoon really quickly does it go to elbirn by default

No

[Varsoon]

@Varsoon but I did read your posts Varsoon, really, I'm not just doing whatever Radiant say, if you acted otherwise during the 1v1, not only I wouldn't vote you, I would help you ignore Radiant calling for your lynch today. However, you claim is already a bit weird, and added to that there is the fact that you seemed a bit more willing to simply get Radiant lynched today instead of focusing on getting to IC-status and therefore being able to lynch Radiant right there.

Sorry if I'm wrong, but yeah this has developed in a choice that is hard to change.

You can dress it up any way you want, but you voting for me on D1 is still doing what Radiant Cowbells says and wants.

This should not be about how I acted, but about the game that both RC and I have laid down--both before and after our back and forth. I hold that RC's play has been absolutely indicative of scum.

As for my claim; I could have claimed literally anything if I was scum--why would I claim something so awkward that could easily be proven wrong as scum? It serves no purpose. My claim is true and I sincerely, absolutely HATE anyone who wants to remove me from this game solely based on my claim because I was very excited to play this game and enjoy this role.

I can NEVER get to IC status if Radiant just has me lynched and if you allow him to continue to poison the game, my IC status will not matter because you will all be so in his pocket.

[Varsoon]

that is an unfortunate set of 15s and a fortunate set of 15s

if we hammer varsoon really quickly does it go to elbirn by default

FUCK YOU
EAT SHIT\
I AM FUCKING LIVID YOU GARBAGE +EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING HUMAMN BEING

[RadiantCowbells]

why would you not claim the only reason you're still alive as scum

hmmmmmmmm

[RadiantCowbells]

lol

u mad bro?

[Varsoon]

The fact that RC would suggest quickhammering before results are decided is ABSOLUTELY indicative of his alignment.
ONLY SCUM would want to neuter town coming to an informed decision

[RadiantCowbells]

thank you for your opinions

[Varsoon]

RC
For real.
Please stop.

[Varsoon]

I am trying
My best.
Please stop.

[RadiantCowbells]

???

you got me banned by antagonizing me

why shouldn't I do the same

oh wait you won't get banned no matter what you say

[Varsoon]

We can discuss that out of game, if you would like to.
I would appreciate it if you would not try to ruin the game for myself and others involved.