DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[SirCakez]

[SirCakez]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1]

In the White House.

The Chairman rises and bangs their fist on their desk.

"FIRST MASTINA AND NOW VFP? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING OUT THERE?"
"Sir, sir, sir we--"
"SIR SIR WHAT? I WANT DEAD PATRIOTS! DEPLOY ALL OF OUR OPTIONS NOW! THEY ARE OUT IN THE OPEN IN FRONT OF US! UNTROD TRIPOD WILL HAVE MY HEAD SOON!"
"SIR YES SIR WE'LL KILL ONE RIGHT NOW!"

Commander Lambdadelta watched on the cameras as VFP slowly asphyxiated, poisoned by the master American spies.



"FEAR LADY LAMBDADELTA! FEAR MY RAGE! I AM A CAT IN A RAGE!"

Everyone else in the room shrank back. The Russians felt a great disturbance in the force, many thousands of miles away. The Terrorist cowered in their lair. Who could stop this absolute force of good?

....

Several hours later, in the deep of night. A broadcast comes through on the cameras, shaking Lambdadelta out of her slumber.



"WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT IS THIS?"

KABOOM! A MASSIVE MISSILE OBLITERATES THE BASE!

Lady Lambdadelta, American (Missile Silo), was SMUGCATTED N2!

Somewhere deep in the ocean...

Commanders Skitter and Something_Smart watched over the bridge of their Aircraft Carrier. All was well. Two of the top ranked Russians had already been slain. The Second American Revolution was well underway.



"Hey Skitter, what's that thing in the water? Heading right at us?"
"my god Something_Smart! That's a TORPEDO! Put everyone on alert! Activate evasive maneuvers!"

With a great heave of the ship's rudder, the Carrier turns away from the torpedo. Alarms blare everywhere! People run around screaming!

With the barest scraping of the side, the torpedo misses! Something_Smart and skitter watch as the torpedo slides off into the deep ocean.

"God that was close! They are really trying to kill us now!"
"Wait...what's that coming back at us? What's that broadcast?"

In the distance...


"NO GET THOSE LIGHTS OFF! OFF! Chant with me - TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!"

KABOOM! The torpedo makes a u-turn and obliterates the ship!

Et Al, American (Aircraft Carrier), had their LIGHTS TURNED OFF N2!

It is now DEFCON 1.

NUKES ARE NOW ENABLED.
NUCLEAR LAUNCHES AND DEATHS DO NOT RESET THE VOTECOUNT.
Courtesy of Andrius - Nukes will run on real-time countdowns, so it is imperative that players keep this real-time aspect in mind as we continue forward. Nukes will not stop for your V/LA. Nukes will not stop for Night Phases. Nukes will not stop when we sleep. Nukes will not stop if their launcher dies. Nukes will not stop if someone is eliminated. The nuke countdown starts from when the nuke is posted, not from when I post the nuke launch.

Day 3 will last until 5/28/2021 at 2:10 PM EST.

With 19 alive it takes 10 to eliminate.

[gorilla]

[joqiza]

[Save The Dragons]

OH NO NOT OUR VP

WHO'S THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE GET THEM IN HERE RIGHT NOW WE NEED A PRES

[gorilla]

So, that post I made yesterday about PR claims likely being town? Throw it in the damn garbage. VFP proved that's not the case, but he also VERY STUPIDLY spewed half the game as town with his twilight posting by admitting he didn't know how the draft worked. Anyone halfway competent or familiar with the setup would have provided guidance to their teammates on what to draft. That he indicated this was not the case narrows the group of suspects significantly.

[Titus]

Who does it exclude?

[samantha97]

it's kind of insulting to guess lol

also I was way offbase with ldd aw

[innocentvillager]

huehue

[gorilla]

STD is probably town just for the reaction to mastina calling the dcl replace out scum, because you don't chainsaw a buddy against another buddy unless you just like losing games.

marry town as well because that was VFP's main push day 2. He's not looking to bus coming off a day 1 scum elim, he wants someone to frame for defending mastina even though it was beyond obvious scum weren't attempting to save her.

[Cephrir]

I'm not sure if he spewed half the game town; it seems to me the only thing he definitely admitted is that scum somehow didnt talk about their draft picks????????? Although that might lead to a similar conclusion

[marry]

VFP picked on the wrong pink avatar

guys I can finally use my memes

[samantha97]

we have to believe that mastina getting eavesdropper was just happenstance then, don't we?

[innocentvillager]

mastina was scum and i feel like she would've spammed PT with her spec analysis on what to draft so im very confused about that

[Cephrir]

defcon deserves better than a 2020-21 era "oh we rolled scum let's not even try" team.

[Save The Dragons]

STD is probably town just for the reaction to mastina calling the dcl replace out scum, because you don't chainsaw a buddy against another buddy unless you just like losing games.

someone paid attention to something i said! that's rare

[gorilla]

mastina was scum and i feel like she would've spammed PT with her spec analysis on what to draft so im very confused about that

You would think so but clearly there was not much communication or coordination going on behind the scenes. Looking at the names, it's not as many as I'd have thought.

But I feel like Cephrir, The Entity, DeasVail, Church of Skitter, and Titus all would have spent time with their team talking about their draft picks. I was terrible at scum back in the day but I'd have done so as well, despite my mechanical blundering the first time I played this.

[joqiza]

fellas im just gonna claim.... not sure if i should be continuing to hide to provide cover but i want to participate in the fun and i feel like this way is easier

i was able to nab the submarine. didn't realize that terrorist could duplicate it when i drafted it but at the least this means the russians don't have one

[Cephrir]

i would certainly like to think i wouldn't let my team pick roles as bad as the ones scum have flipped

pedit no bad incorrect

[Cephrir]

you know what?

VOTE: Robert

[Nexus]

I was wrong about et al. Sad.

[marry]

we still VOTING???????

[samantha97]

idk I'm going to take post-death mafia posts with a grain of salt

could have just been an attempt at a parting gift for his team

[gorilla]

defcon deserves better than a 2020-21 era "oh we rolled scum let's not even try" team.

Is that how things are now? Darn, and I was starting to feel like I might have improved at the game.

Mostly I am sad that pooky and LLD both rolled town this time and they got killed before being able to nuke anyone. That's cruel.

STD is probably town just for the reaction to mastina calling the dcl replace out scum, because you don't chainsaw a buddy against another buddy unless you just like losing games.

someone paid attention to something i said! that's rare

Well, because you FOSed me for it! But I don't think that's a play you make as scum.

[innocentvillager]

VFP historically claims scum in twilight so i think the more likely scenario is that he's being completely candid in his posting. i think it also kind of spewed church as town