Legends of the Buisness Company [Staplers Take Over the World]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

but he says im mafia

why would he give a shit about giving me the illusion he cares about my reads if im mafia

[Alisae]

kek

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the mindset of getting someone to shut up by promising them something you don't intend to deliver only makes sense if he thinks i'm town because why the fuck would i shut up if i'm mafia.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this game is really fun

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

appreciate you FG

[Shirou]

pooky posted an entire wall about me i feel special in a weird way



it's a bit funny by this point

[Shirou]

you're saying it's contradictory to think you going back on your read is scum indicative, it's not

did you know pooky i want to be able to fly

but i can't because of gravity

i want to fly but it's not realistic to expect to do it because it's not how things work and if i do for some reason fly out of nowhere while walking towards the office to do BUISNESS, it means something is wrong

it's way too coincidental if now that you were at E-2 your absolute and crystal clear confidence i'm scum would shake, reconsidering such a confident read often needs some kind of impetus which there wasn't during the past pages

i don't even need a wall to counterpoint you on this apparently

[Shirou]

I am a toxic obnoxious asshole

i meant "obnoxious" about what you're doing as a player in this game pooky...

i neither called you an asshole or straight up toxic

the unique time i mentioned the word "toxic" was towards myself

either way, i can forgive you if you post some good anime gifs for me later

the frustation of games only lasts as long as they do, afterwards it just turns into memes, i for one actually think of me vs MariaR as kinda funny on hindsight already

[Shirou]

firebringer should announce soon who are the new managers and CEOs

i'm excited

it's gonna be a very buYs day in this buIsness offEci

[Shirou]

[Shirou]

me vs FL in three different games is also fond memories by this point

i wanted to yeet myself out of the game while at it though

[Shirou]

If Pooky is mafia then this pressure literally means NOTHING to him because Pooky flips before Shirou does.

If Shirou is uninformed of Pooky's alignment and actually thinks Pooky could be scumclaiming by backpedalling or w/e nonsense he wrote - then he shouldn't CARE about Pooky's pressure because the pressure can't actually do anything to him Shirou can't be voted right now! Pooky is like 2-3 votes from flipping. There's no actual need to deal with scum!pooky, just flip him and laugh at him.

also i just want to point out this is one of the most ??? arguments in this game

i was considering you more likely town than not up until gamma hinted you may be reconsidering suddenly at E-2, which then i began to consider actually scum indicative, and then Gamma said you just hadn't said anything about that in the PT and i cut the questioning short

i was always finding the pressure annoying at the point in time i thought you were more likely town than not, if Gamma had confirmed you had said something along the lines in the hood, i obviously would no longer treat it as just a wrong tunnel but an attempt at powerwolfing (?gone wrong?). you're using stuff from a different time to claim it doesn't align with my thoughts at a specific future timeframe

it...just doesn't make any sense

[Shirou]

it's something akin to picking up a time when you town leaned a slot, then going to a future timeframe when you suspect them for some reason, and saying it's inconsistent that you treated them as more likely town than not earlier

idk what to say that argument sounds so non genuine i actually find it a bit scum indicative now

you can't be arguing that with a serious face

[Shirou]

hm

me having a weak start is a towntell for me I'd say. Even in games where I don't go full-force as scum early, I still try to make sure things go my way as fast as possible.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

in the spirit of chinese new year and furtive glance scumspewing all over this thread im going to not call you lolobvscum for the next few days hf with that

[SirCakez]

Kinda needing the popularity contest results rn

[SirCakez]

Hi Cakez!
Can you elaborate on both Freedom and Furtive?

like i don't know
I have this TvS vibe from their fight and I find both to be scummy but I don't feel both are scum
Idkkkkk

[SirCakez]

if i flip town and furtive tries to eliminate Titus, murder Furtive first

Why would you say "if I flip town" tf?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if i flip town and furtive tries to eliminate Titus, murder Furtive first

Why would you say "if I flip town" tf?

cuz its not obvious i get flipped first

[Gamma Emerald]

hm

me having a weak start is a towntell for me I'd say. Even in games where I don't go full-force as scum early, I still try to make sure things go my way as fast as possible.

mmhmm
That was a period-specific self-meta

[Shirou]

ladies and gentleman this is the mathematical verdict and you should only ever trust numbers:

(i have mostly CTRL+F "Cakez" in the Gamma's linked games so I may have missed something perhaps)

out of the 5 scum!Cakez games Gamma linked, she correctly suspected him in 3, making it a 3/5 or 60% correct scum rate. We're also counting towards this cases where she didn't follow the read to the end which is a bit charitable but still makes sense because suspicion is suspicion.

out of the 5 town!Cakez games linked, Gamma correctly identified town!him to the end in 2/5 or 3/5 of the games (depending on whether we count the one where Cakez was replaced, and honestly...I kinda don't count) so to me it's more of a 2/5 rate (40%) but I can consider the 3/5 (60%) if it needs to be.

(I'm not counting the hydra game as a correct town read because I didn't see anything other than suspicious of him in your hydra's ISO, and it feels like you only mention him as a TR once he's cleared by ?fire?)

the mathematical rate of Gamma correctly identifying to me seems like either 60% or 50%. Maybe you could argue that we need to adjust for the fact that scum is significantly more rare to roll than town but idk i'm too lazy for that.

my conclusion is that Gamma is decent at reading Cakez but not amazing and suspects him more than not

nowadays when i hear people saying "i know how to read X trust me" i'm always suspicious because the mathematical calculation of their claims often isn't that good

i'm a cynical man that only truly trusts in

math

!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

If Pooky is mafia then this pressure literally means NOTHING to him because Pooky flips before Shirou does.

If Shirou is uninformed of Pooky's alignment and actually thinks Pooky could be scumclaiming by backpedalling or w/e nonsense he wrote - then he shouldn't CARE about Pooky's pressure because the pressure can't actually do anything to him Shirou can't be voted right now! Pooky is like 2-3 votes from flipping. There's no actual need to deal with scum!pooky, just flip him and laugh at him.

also i just want to point out this is one of the most ??? arguments in this game

i was considering you more likely town than not up until gamma hinted you may be reconsidering suddenly at E-2, which then i began to consider actually scum indicative, and then Gamma said you just hadn't said anything about that in the PT and i cut the questioning short

i was always finding the pressure annoying at the point in time i thought you were more likely town than not, if Gamma had confirmed you had said something along the lines in the hood, i obviously would no longer treat it as just a wrong tunnel but an attempt at powerwolfing (?gone wrong?). you're using stuff from a different time to claim it doesn't align with my thoughts at a specific future timeframe

it...just doesn't make any sense

why the fuck would i powerwolf tunnel someone i cant vote out thats too stupid even for me to do

[SirCakez]

Gamma always suspects me I could have must told you that

[Shirou]

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[Shirou]

in the spirit of chinese new year and furtive glance scumspewing all over this thread im going to not call you lolobvscum for the next few days hf with that

chinese new year is amazing

they give you a free liyue character in genshin

literally 11/10