Micro 1089: the coalition, again [scum PT]

[hellbooks]

Skitz is shea lock for nk or is there room to wickedly consider like an isis shot

[hellbooks]

if we lose please let me take like all of the credit for the loss

made a post in order to really cement this

[skitter30]

Oh no i've been viable for a while
Idk if this is in my control or not

If i die kill shea
I think u should go for a while

Sorry for kinda messing up this position >.>

[hellbooks]

[hellbooks]

ily skitter and sorry for everyothing

[Datisi]

skitter30 may no longer post here

[hellbooks]

i kill shea

[hellbooks]

if it werent for skitters direction id have considered nk isis for wifom and also so i can rulebreakingly say "im scum >:)" in seattle (joke)

[Datisi]

i kill shea

noted!

[hellbooks]

stratiegy matrix: d2 fire -> n2 isis -> d3 brass i guess, then me and two of tris/ari/sheep can just hang out in an ELO torture lobby for a bit where i just try and be as unhelpful as possible

[hellbooks]

drafting another evil stinky ate post to use if it becomes relevant in the future which would be something like

i guess the worst thing about the world where skitter and i are scum together here would be that skitter would literally blacklist me for a thousand years for playing the way i did

[hellbooks]

The thing is tjat this game is Soooo tantalizingly winnable but i cant let my self covet victory i have to remain above such earthly desires. Because of step 1 of my scum strategy guide

[hellbooks]

I think we have like a 1 out of 3 chance of winning in a tris sheep books torture lobby. Id really expect both of them to suddenly realize everything thats been going on.

[hellbooks]

The way you engaged the whole dialogue makes me like visualize the skitter post of "ugh. Really sorry I couldn't keep up the energy level I needed for this. Definitely just kill Shea. You can win this "

Example of a post that makes me want to scum claim

[hellbooks]

Im sure that some or even most people play their town game in a way that deliberately makes it possible to emulate as scum. Not me. It is such a chore to emulate my town game (joke) (but the joke obscures some deeper truth)

[hellbooks]

ok thinking now that isis cant actually be the kill bc the logic would probably follow that i should have been the kill after that

[hellbooks]

i think isis is probably a harder lim than ari despite fire having her as their "weakest townread"
but as i mentioned before, it would be pretty easy to point out the fact that when isis dies N2 its weird when hellbooks doesn't die N3
isis sort of created all of that ari NK wifom right at thread lock
ari N2 kill, isis N3 kill, tris/brass/me ELO... again it feels like either of those people could very easily realize that this is like a conventionally perfect hellbooks win setup and come to an understanding. but i guess its still plausible that tris/brass scum would see that as close to their best F3 anyway
could i kill brass... what would that look like... like a tris/ari/me F3? no.... that doesnt seem very good.... ugh but i really think that tris would simply just solve the game in ELO though.... ok so what if i killed tris? can I convince ari to go brass over me in ELO? i mean ari townreads me bc of laser... i could argue that i wouldn't want to kill the ari/isis masonry because they both townread me actually.... and its easy to see how any scum would want to pick off that masonry. ok yea. i think ari has to be the conventionally correct kill that skitters ghost would tell me to go with.

i kill aristeia

[hellbooks]

it just really seems like it should be blindingly obvious to everyone that im scum LOL

[Datisi]

i kill aristeia

noted!

[hellbooks]

datisi can you give me some words of encouragement : ) we all know youre cheering for me : )

[Datisi]

i am indeed cheering for you but i think words of encouragement to my players are against the mafiascum law : (

[hellbooks]

i kind of dont want tris to get limmed today because i straight up think fire would vote me over brass
it would genuinely so cool if i somehow also died trying to stop tris from getting limmed. that would be an awesome and good outcome

[hellbooks]

brass/isis/hellbooks F3? no.... no way that works

[hellbooks]

the great thing about wagoning tris is i'll be forced to dive in front of her and be like "get down madam president" and get limmed in her stead. as skitter's partner having to carry on her legacy

out of the many joking scumslips ive made i think this one is one of the most dangerous because someone might read into it as me being like TMI tris is town. i thought about that and decided to click post anyway

[hellbooks]

proud of 4164 and 4165 as probably the first even remotely towny posts i made this whole day phase