DEFCON 6.0 - GAME OVER!

[Gamma Emerald]

Even Andante can be reasoned with.

CAN THIS BE DEMONSTRATED

Idk why but this reminds me of
“Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?”
“Nuh-uh”
“WOULD YOU LIKE TO?”

[Bell]

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[Ircher]

Nuke: Doctor Drew

[Roden]

Huh, bold move I guess

This is just a confscum play, so maybe we could just stagger nukes onto Ircher here so we don't accidentally waste a surplus on him

[Roden]

This is a "spew as little as possible and kill the towniest slot" move

Makes me think the last scum is probably in a precarious position but not obvious

[Roden]

Would the boring but efficient play here be to have the towniest slots nuke Ircher, then have scummy and null slots aim for who they think is the final scum?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[WEEK TWO, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...


[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-422, currently commanded by

Ircher

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Doctor Drew

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-06-23 - 0740 Hours.

[SirCakez]

Nuke Ircher

Makes sense for me to do it since I might be dead pretty soon

[SirCakez]

And maybe I can get some vengeance

[UNOwen]

lol Ircher

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Seattle Washington

Goddamnit why do these scumbags all want to kill me?!?! SirCakez loudly grumbled to himself as he sipped on his slurpee while waiting for the latest nuclear missile to finish production.

Unbeknownst to our intrepid hero, he was the target of a worldwide global conspiracy that had been set in place many centuries before his birth. The Order of the Day One Misyeet had been targeting him across many realities and timelines - their goal was to stop him from ever reaching his full potential for they knew within him contained power beyond measure if he could only survive until day two.

From planting incriminating evidence into his cradle as a baby to drugging his food at college - the cult of Cakeboi misyeeters would stop at nothing to insure that Cakes did not survive long; sending not one but two nuclear missiles to wipe him out.

Cakez stared longingly at his nuclear missile being assembled - ah if only he could get the time to press that shiny red button.

Andresvmb -> SirCakez, SirCakez has been eliminated, he was a

Vanilla Townie

[Bell]

Aw.

RIP Sircakez.

[Meuh]

Noooooooooo

[Meuh]

At least he lived to week 2

[Bell]

gamma shot up a lot in my Town reads after some review.
I know it’s late, but let it not be said I didn’t say anything.

[Bell]

I’m going to wait to see what happens to Drew before nuking Ircher.

[Meuh]

Gamma is probably the towniest player in the game so that's fair

[Andante]

Gamma is probably the towniest player in the game so that's fair

what makes you think that

[Ircher]

I’m going to wait to see what happens to Drew before nuking Ircher.

Drew is dying.

[Meuh]

Gamma is probably the towniest player in the game so that's fair

what makes you think that

Her posts

[Andante]

so if I nuke gamma and gamma flips scum or 3p, what happens?

[Cephrir]

Would the boring but efficient play here be to have the towniest slots nuke Ircher, then have scummy and null slots aim for who they think is the final scum?

Surely it's the opposite of that

[Cephrir]

This game is so easy

[Firebringer]

Make it more challenging by nuking obvtown

[Firebringer]

Then watch as they flip 3p