DEFCON 6.0 - GAME OVER!

[UNOwen]

I think Roden Bell Andante is better

[UNOwen]

lol I see

[Klick]

I'm also paranoid because of Hollow Knight lol

[Klick]

Luckily the last scum is probably not Gimli

[Gamma Emerald]

Yeah Gimli is scary as scum

[Roden]

Nuke: Norwe

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Nara, Japan

In the quiet town of Nara, where the sun-kissed days blended seamlessly into tranquil nights, lived a loyal Growlithe named Firebringer and his beloved owner, Pooky. Pooky was a magical bear who had nurtured Firebringer from a mere puppy, and their bond was unbreakable.

One serene morning, as the sun painted the sky in hues of orange and pink, an ominous shadow cast itself over their peaceful town. A dreaded announcement echoed through the airwaves - a nuclear missile was hurtling toward their city, and time was running out.

In their cozy little home, Pooky lay peacefully asleep, unaware of the impending catastrophe as he had drank too much booze the night before. Firebringer, sensing the danger, whined softly, his warm breath tickling Pooky's face. When that gentle nudge proved futile, Firebringer's loyalty took over, and he sprang into action.

With a determined bark, Firebringer dashed to the window, pawing at the glass to get Pooky's attention. Desperation flooded his canine eyes as he barked louder, his tail wagging anxiously. He pawed at Pooky's blanket, trying to pull it away, all the while keeping a watchful eye on the clock, each ticking second bringing the missile closer.

Finally, Pooky stirred, his eyes fluttering open. He looked into Firebringer's anxious eyes and sensed the urgency. Fear gripped his heart as he glanced at the clock and realized the dire situation. They had only minutes to find safety.

Pooky immediately did what Pooky did best - opening his fridge and quickly devouring everything inside in under a minute - pulling every bit of his magical ability to ingest food. With the fridge cleared out, the pair climbed in and shut the door behind them.

Doctor Drew -> Firebringer; Firebringer has been eliminated, he was a

Vanilla Townie

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[WEEK TWO, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. MULTIPLE NUCLEAR LAUNCHES DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-9532, currently commanded by

Firebringer

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] MIRV Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Ircher & Meuh

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-08-23 - 1005 Hours.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-5311, currently commanded by

Save the Dragons

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Klick

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-07-23 - 1030 Hours.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-1122, currently commanded by

Klick

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Ircher

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Doesn't matter Ircher is already dead

[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-2521, currently commanded by

Roden

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

NorwegianBoyEE

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on 10-07-23 - 1845 Hours.

[Cephrir]

Nuke Unowen

[Bell]

Good for him.

[Roden]

RIP Fire

[PenguinPower]

Doctor Drew -> Firebringer; Firebringer has been eliminated, he was a Vanilla Townie

NOOOOOOOOO

[PenguinPower]

eh, he asked for it

[PenguinPower]

at least he got japan

[Bell]

Not Owen, I think.
Please note, I'm only modestly confident.
Just in reaction and response to some scum posts don't feel right for buddies.

[Bell]

I'm just considering who to shoot rn, because I can.

[Bell]

No particular order.

1. Not Gamma.
2. Not Andante.
3. Not me.
4. Not Roden.
5. probably not Owen.

Leaves.
1. Ceph.
2. Chell.
3. Klick.
4. Penguin.
5. Norwe.
6. STD.
7. Meuh.

If anyone would like to argue why, specifically, they're absolved from being scum because of something or particular things they did in game. I encourage you to share.

[Klick]

I want decent justification for the UNOwen read, I think UNOwen is a top candidate for last scum

I would add STD, Ceph and Chell to the top list. As well as probably Meuh. Can't justify right now but I've given at least some reasons for at least two of those previously

I think {UNOwen, PenguinPower, NorwegianboyEE, me} is a sensible bottom rung

[Klick]

I think the way I've played is mismatched enough with flipped scum that I don't fit but I'm biased

Scum have clearly had an *approach* here

[PenguinPower]

Yes…because I also nuked my scumbuddy.

Bottom rung my ass.

[Meuh]

Yes…because I also nuked my scumbuddy.

Bottom rung my ass.

This is the worst possible defence here

[Meuh]

Nuke: Marci

This is actually just scum

Locktown...

[Meuh]

Only person I want to nuke is gob
But that’s really only cause there directed questions at me are so lazy

I got my finger on the button, let me know if you want me punch in the launch codes.

who do u want to nuke right now if i said i want u to nuke whoever u think is best

This game is moving quickly mainly when I am busy, I am skimming when I can(like now at work), so shit posting and this Nuke deal with FB is a way to keep coasting until I can really sink my teeth into something.

I do legit believe FB to be town though, don't buy Adante as obvTown as most people do, T3 seems thr most scummy by content, ircher pings me as town.

Okay then go ahead and Nuke T3

I do like the idea of Sky as well, so I don't have to put effort into figuring them out, which I would be wrong about anyways lol.

But......launch codes have been entered, may God have mercy on us all.

Nuke T3

Definitely can't be scum here.

[Meuh]

At this point nuking scum makes you substantially more likely to be scum yourself

[PenguinPower]

I find it asinine to believe that anyone. Believes that the whole scum team just decided to nuke each other.

It was memish funny when half of them did, but thinking every single one did is just stupid.