I said I'd make a case on Junpei..but first:
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The manic street preacher
Friends, foes. Hear me out!
[The calling]
I have been blessed. The spirit of God, our holy father came to me in my sleep. My visions were unclear at first but now I see as clear as sailor merchants saw the guiding, glorious luminescence emanating from the Lighthouse of Alexandria in times past. The prophecy is true.
[The prophecy]
The Lord is coming!
the crowd mumbles in agitation
In fact he has always been among us. Do not fear, for as the Gospel teaches us only the wicked shall know his wrath that they have brought upon themselves. Yes, there are those among us who seek to blasphemously corrupt our God-fearing community and they have sworn to eradicate all of us and take our land, livestock, iphones and destroy all we hold dear.
"but why doesn't God stop them from doing it ?" a concerned looking young one asks, and gets held back in line immediately
The preacher looks at him, there is faith emanating from his old bland eyes
God is not a person. God is a setup, a constellation of causes and effects which sprung from divine axioms and held together by rules of nature. God is the game we find ourselves players in. The best players are those who think and act as an incarnation of The Lord, our champion, by simply being awesome.
He turns to face the crowd as a whole
We all have our little games in this game, we all have a life. We chose to believe that this God is benevolent because he let's us have fun and enjoy each other's company, but I have dire news for you. God is preparing us for an adventurous task filled with perils and he wants to test us to see if we are fit for it.
His expression turns stern
Some of you have come up with games which transcend God's benevolent purpose for us, they have gathered to play their own game, vile and wicked they came up with their own ideal. Their agenda is evil and in their unlimited blasphemy they started worshiping their leader. They say he's so powerful he can rival the Lord no, he's even better than the Lord. They say let's make these fools believe he is the Lord so we can take what is rightfully ours, take control of God!
The crowd resounds in shock
They even want to draw out the Lord from anonymity and kill him, twice before we use our collective powers to purge them from this reality. That is our test and we shall not fail. We are not afraid for our faith is pure and God favors not the wicked but the valiant.
"Shhhaaaht uup you crazy old coot". The crowd begins to dissipate.
Wait! I have more to tell you. The Gospel teaches us The Lord is incarnated in a person but he is also a holy weapon which we shall wield to accomplish our holy quest for he is immortal but his tie to our world is limited to two human hosts. He is a fractured manifestation of God, he knows everything we think. Talk to him he wants to know everything about you, he loves you. Try to get to know him, sheep him; for he is our shepherd and we are his herd. He is our Messiah and we have to be prepared to work together with him and purge ourselves of evil, for that is our test and we shall succeed, we shall fear no evil as we walk through the valley of the shadow of d...
"Ok, nastradamus, show's over, you're scaring these people"
Unlike King Arthus we have to prove we are worthy of Excalibur. There is a way ....
the crowd's perception of his voice begins to fade as he gets dragged away
.. give him ..
a code
..
word