[The Commune had spoken, and vezokpiraka was the first suspect to be sacrificed to the Trouser Gods. Cutting down his motionless (and still fully erect. Yes, that really happens, go look it up) body, the citizens of the commune are about to pray to the Trouser Gods when a roaring noise is heard in the distance. A grey 1983 Chevy Malibu clunks along at a high speed, finally parking next to the scene of vezokpiraka's death. A disheveled man with wild hair and track marks in his arm emerges from the car, which is parked haphazardly on the grass.]
"Oh! Thank God I've found it! Hi, everybody, I'm Dr. Steve Pungo. Licensed Fuckologist, family physician, and CEO of Pungo Medical University."
[The Commune stares at Dr. Pungo with indifference.]
"I received a call from a graduate of mine that his life may be in danger. Now, I want to start by saying that Pungo Med degrees are NOT valid outside of the Peoples' Republic of Sealand. However, I can vouch for this man's innocence, and---"
["Dr." Pungo finally notices vezokpiraka's corpse.]
"I... oh. Uhhh... geez. Well..."
[He shuffles his feet, looking nervously over at the body.]
"Ummm, listen, I'm just gonna go ahead and..."
[He tries to casually walk over to vezok's body, then begins rifling through his pockets. He opens vezok's wallet, takes out his driver's license, a small "Yes I am a doctor" card with Pungo University emblazoned on it, and what little bit of cash vezok had. He hastily stuffs the cash into his own pocket. He then finds a Pungo University degree in vezok's other pocket and takes that, too.]
"Can't really have the authorities linking me to another one, you know? Ahem. Yeah. Anyway, guys, if you could just do me a HUGE favor and bury this guy really deep, I'd appreciate it. I've uh... got some records to go burn."
[Steve Pungo climbs into his car and speeds off at a breakneck 35 mph. The sky parts above the Commune and the one voice of the Three-Pronged Trouser God booms from the clouds.]
"Your sacrifice is noted, but it was in vain. You are no closer to finding those that deceive and hinder. I do not accept your sacrifice! The death of an innocent doctor is no way to ensure our way of life. Go now, as night falls, and think about what you've done!"
[The clouds fold back in on themselves as night falls.]
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