Mini 1816: Magical Girls Mafia (Game Over)

[zakk]

zakk

Stop defending yourself and find scum

That'll convince people you're town, not you saying you're town

Dude thanks but I know how to play

I'm just mad at cakez for being an idiot

[SirCakez]

(._. )

[Varsoon]

Yeah, Cakez is the kind of idiot that would rolestop me every day compulsively, rendering my role useless but also saving me from dying many times.

[Varsoon]

<3
(love you cakez)

[Akame and Kurome]

I will start reading this tomorrow

I won't replace out.

good night everyone

~Akame

[SirCakez]

Yeah, Cakez is the kind of idiot that would rolestop me every day compulsively, rendering my role useless but also saving me from dying many times.

q.q

[zakk]

LOL let the mass effect bitch fest begiiiiiiin



Cakez I'm town tho srsly.
And Varsoon probably is too


Along with honey moon and pie guy

THATS FIVE

Let's all add a sixth by popular opinion, and then a seventh

Then the rest of the players can compete to be in the town bloc

And we can be the judges, jury, and executioners

[Wisdom]

Where's my name

[zakk]

you were never part of this

you just came into the thread and started white knighting me

are you asking for a free pass to townhood?

[Wisdom]

Townreading HM, Varsoon, zakk, Cakez, pie

I feel the beginning of a VERY SEXY town block forming

This game is gonna be *boooonkers* hard for scum, tbh

This game is going to be so much fucking fun

[zakk]

have you never had games where you rolled scum and felt like you had to town read certain players because it was obvious they'd end up being the town core of the game?

this is a good point. this is real scumhunting



also, no that's not what i'm doing. i don't even know over half you people.

but i have seen cakez, luna fox, and beeboy as town, and very recently
now that i can talk about mass effect mafia, their play was VERY similar



and varsoon well. he's special. but i felt like we bonded a little bit last game and i understand him a little better now

i used to hate him. haha

[zakk]

well hate is a strong word but. you know

[zakk]

click "bonus shit"

okay so

wanted to know why ooba was "conf-town"
also wanted to know why the ooba wagon started so fast (3 votes in 3 posts? c'monnn)

so i did some digging on the slot (spiffeh + ooba)

and came up with this shit.

Beeboy, damn it, don't claim to be your faction's cop, there's only one, you're putting a target on yourself.

Why do you care so much if you're Turian?

GOOD FUCKING QUESTION M8

(for the idiots, asari and turian don't win together obv)

Hey, don't anyone kill me tonight, I'm finally gonna check Varsoon.

Hey, don't anyone kill me tonight, I'm finally gonna check Varsoon.

scumbuddies should kill this.

WHOA SHIT HOLD ON LETS KEEP SCORE

hebichan (krogan) died that day

varsoon (turian

claim

) lives

klingoncelt (

actual

turian) died that night


and then when the ooba slot (the one that suspected him) comes up for a lynch again...

varsoon's right on the wagon

like white on rice

Spoiler: dat wagon speed

well fine if nobody else is going to put actual effort into the game i'll do it now instead of later

Vote: ooba

-he did a big who could the krogans be post after hebi's lynch, specifically mentioning that hebi was likely telling the truth about her teammates lurking and mentioning PV in a big list of people but not committing to anything yet (and also fit in very well as a partner to hebi himself if you take the same assumption he made about hebi's teammates lurking and apply it to spiffeh at the time)

-eventually puts a lazy vote on PV, but puts more effort into a connection post of Cake and PV after Cake voted him, despite PV not being even a little bit close to being lynched or flipping

-also I said I didn't really want to use this to Cake earlier but it's not like there's much in ooba's iso to go on: There's been a single kill since night 5, that one being likely not from the krogans at all, and ooba hasn't made any posts on site since day 5, and night 5's kills were eaten by varsoon's lightning rod anyway (if you want to be thick about how I know that, it's probably because I get to talk with whoever my action resolves on)

and YES I know skybird had a friend result on him, but at least one of the last two scum is likely a godfather, AND if you think someone else is scum make an argument for it that isn't just shiro being impatient which is pretty damn obviously something that both scum and town are capable of, especially in a multi-faction game.

VOTE: Oooba
Eh

VOTE: ooba

LEMME SPLAIN.
NO. THERE IS TOO MUCH.
LEMME SUM UP.

BUTTERCUP IS MARRY HHUMPERDINCK IN LITTA LESSA HHALFANOUR

Actual Case

1.

Known:

Varsoon (a claimed Turian) has shown a vested interest in helping beeboy (a claimed Asari).
2.

Known:

hebichan (a flipped Krogan) asked for his scumbuddies to Klingoncelt (a flipped Turian), RIGHT after she said she would investigate Varsoon, claimed Turian.
3.

Logic:

There is no reason for a Krogan to want a Turian investigation claim on a Turian stymied.
4.

Hypothesis:

Varsoon is not Turian.
5.

Hypothesis:

Varsoon is one of hebichan's self-admitted

SCUM

buddies.
6.

Conclusion:

Varsoon is Krogan (and therefore

would

have a vested interest in helping a claimed Asari).
7.

The Sentence:

Death, obviously.

Spoiler: Bonus Shit

1. Varsoon is shifty as fuck and has claimed many things, none of them with much conviction or believability or ability to be corroborated with any believability.
2. Varsoon has been mostly useless and hasn't really pushed any good cases.
3. Varsoon has created nothing but more chaos this game.
4. Varsoon is ... well, Varsoon.

Jeeves, bring out the HellaVote™...

VOTE: Varsoon

[Varsoon]

You owe me pizza for being so wrong, I think?
<3 glad that you don't hate me, Zakk.
I can be polarizing.
I can be a total shitter in mafia games
ergo, I am the scatman.

[zakk]

DAMMIT

i do remember owing you some form of italian victual compensation

but then, you also owe me a setup review / at least some thoughts so

we're even hahahahahha

[Varsoon]

Wahahahahaha
Yeah.
Someone contacted me about gambling game actually
You wanted to do gambling game, rite?
Am I trippin?

[zakk]

no, you're trippin

this was my game

[Heat]

you were never part of this

you just came into the thread and started white knighting me

are you asking for a free pass to townhood?

what

you gave me shit for suspecting wisdom for this very reason

[Heat]

why wisdom?

wking u

that's a dumb reason

vote: heat

[Heat]

[Honey Moon]

Can the town start towning harder please?

[Varsoon]

We can just lynch the shitters, ez wins etc.

[Honey Moon]

I already like my vote tho

[Honey Moon]

Help me out to repay me for the fun times we had trying to kill each other in Mass Effect Mafia.

[zakk]

Yeah but heat I'm town and you're not soooooo :sass emoji: