WWF Mafia: Royal Rumble (GAME OVER)

[-Grey-]

Panting, The Brain trips Hogan and puts him in a Figure Four leg lock and leans back, applying the full pressure off his enormous belly to the hold.

Hogan reached for the ropes and manages to grab the bottom, but The Brain pulls him away before the referee notices!

EDIT: Fixing typo by request.

[Almost50]

And Jake Roberts takes on to the ring and .. wait a minute!
He is making nasty gestures to some brod OUTSIDE the ring.
The Snake is totally ignoring everyone ON the ring and is calling out the brod with the orange hat sitting next to Vince McMahon himself.
WAIT A MINUTE. That brod has a BEARD??! Is it..? Could it be.. ?? YES, IT IS!!! OMG! It's <sensored> Randy Savage. You better watch this..

[-Grey-]

Enough horsing around...

Desperado: Hulk Hogan

[vonflare]

the crowd goes WILD as they watch him charge his signature move

[MathBlade]

Is that like a real thing Grey? You aren't on the player list?

[-Grey-]

Heenan has yet to be eliminated.

[Almost50]

Btw, I feel cheated by

RODDY PIPER

. You, my man, are going to suffer for saying something in the locker room and not living up to your word on the ring!

[Almost50]

In fact..

VOTE: Nero Cain

LAL come to mind. Fight me. Well, how can you? You're all talk and no action. You can't even stand up to KW. Or are you -perhaps- eying a bond with a Kardashian sister, perhaps? Is that it? Is this why you said Kanye was yours and then never did a thing about it?? Well. I'm gonna feed you both to my anaconda (yeah, that's my new pet!)

[Gamma Emerald]

Roddy Piper darts out from the back and runs down the ramp, throwing off his leather jacket and tearing off his shirt in the process. He slides into the ring and is immediately met with a bevy of stomps from the other 5 already in the ring. Piper slowly regains his footing all the while still being the recipient of jabs and kicks. Piper rakes the eyes of Bruno Sammartino sending him staggering back but gets a swift kick the gut from "Supafly" Jimmy Snuka. Him and Ricky Steamboat each take an arm and bounce Piper off the ropes. He flies to the other side and bounces off them but only to be met with a double elbow from Snuka and Steamboat.

Kayne West scrambles up to the top turnbuckle as Piper starts to regain his footing. Kayne flies off with a double ax handle only to have Piper move out of the way at the last moment. Temporarily stunned at the miss, Kayne stands their bewildered only to have Piper hit him with a low blow. Kayne stumbles into the corner where Piper unleashes a series of jabs to the midsection. Piper then grabs the back of his head and bulldogs him down. Once he gets up though Piper is met with a close line from Iron Sheik. Steamboat comes over and he and Sheik double suplex Piper down. Sammartino charges and does a double close line to both Steamboat and Sheik.

JR:

Sammartino in charge right now.

Snuka and Sammartino pick up a limp Kayne West and bring him over to the ropes. The try to force him over the top but he holds on and even retaliates by kicking Sammartino away. Sammartino comes back but Kayne kicks him again to keep him away. Fed up, Snuka charges at Kayne with a close line but Kayne ducks sending Snuka over the top rope but luckily he hangs on and launches himself at Kayne, who ducks allowing Snuka to hit Sammartino.

JR:

Nice awareness from Kayne here.

The King:

Yep, maybe he should consider a second career in wrestling.

Snuka turns around to get a scoop slam from Kayne West.

JR:

Sheik and Steamboat both back up now.

Sheik and Steamboat tie up and push back and forth until Sheik gains the advantage and adds him into a wrist lock. Steamboat overpowers him and flips him over with a snapmare and into a neck lock. Piper charges at Kayne and knocks him down with a running knee strike. Piper then drags him up and whips him into the corner. He runs and hits him with another knee before another series of jabs. Piper backs up as Kayne comes staggering out of the corner and hit Kayne with an inverted atomic drop.

JR:

Piper on fire here.

Piper turns around and meets a big boot from Sammartino.

The King:

*chuckles*

Looks like you spoke too soon JR.

Sammartino heads over to Steamboat and pulls him up then punches him in the face. The two throw punches back and forth until Sammartino gains the upper hand and Steamboat falls to one knee. The two continue to trade blows until Steamboat blocks one and gets back to two feet. Sammartino charges and is taken down with a toe drag.

Snuka charges and hits Steamboat with a flying double ax handle, knocking him into the ropes. Snuka whips but Steamboat reverses and comes back to get and attempted close line but Snuka ducks and hits Steamboat with a chop as he turns around. Snuka takes advantage and rewhips Steamboat, who counters and sends Snuka charging into the ropes. Snuka bounces off and gets a dropkick that sends Snuka staggering back and falls over the second rope and onto the apron. Snuka stands up only to get another dropkick the sends Snuka falling to the floor.

JR:

Ladies and gentleman, Jimmy Snuka has not been eliminated because to be eliminated you have to be knocked over the top rope.

Steamboat turns and walks right into a belly to back suplex by Piper. Piper picks up Kayne whips him into the ropes. Kayne comes back but instead of performing a move, Piper grabs the top rope and pulls down on it sending Kayne flying out of the ring.

JR:

Low bridge! low bridge! Roddy Pipper has just eliminated Kayne West from the Royal Rumble.

Piper stands up and spits outside of the ring aimed at Kayne.

Read it and weep A50

[Almost50]

No official announcement = Kanye is still on.

IN WRESTLING: Never believe anything unless it's OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED.

IN POLITICS: Never believe anything unless it's OFFICIALLY DENIED.

[KuroiXHF]

Sorry. Kanye has been eliminated.

[Gamma Emerald]

2 - Kanye West - 7:56 - Tossed out by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

[Almost50]

Oh, in that case I retract my attack on Roddy Piper. Perhaps I should aid him against someone as a token of good will?? Naaah! That would be so out-of-character for me. I'll just ignore that I made that mistake and carry on.

[Nero Cain]

TBF I am a bit sore that no one is talking about my thingy I wrote though now that Jake the

fake

as challenged me to a grudge match I get to write that up later. In the mean time, you can talk to me about your reads.

[Gamma Emerald]

Looking at the playerlist, it's a shame no one is Dwayne Johnson. I really like him.

[MathBlade]

VOTE: Gamma Emerald

Really dude? Last player on the list is Dwayne The Rock Johnson (MariaR).

At this point I think you're just being ridiculous.

[Gamma Emerald]

Oh fail I missed it apparently

[Gamma Emerald]

I was looking for the full name, not just "The Rock".

[gerryoat]

Next person to hurt the brain, is in for some pain. yeeeeehawwwwwwwwww. not joking either.

[Gamma Emerald]

I apologize, he was getting a 'tude with me. Tell him to back off.

[Leonshade]

V/LA for May Day.

[Nero Cain]

VOTE: Gamma Emerald

Really dude? Last player on the list is Dwayne The Rock Johnson (MariaR).

At this point I think you're just being ridiculous.

How is this even remotely scummy?!?

[Fart]

VOTE: Mathblade
GUILTY

[Fart]

@Chickadee lets talk about the math wagon, K?

[Fart]

VOTE: Mathblade
GUILTY

Oh fuck I'm not a day cop didn't mean it like that