WWF Mafia: Royal Rumble (GAME OVER)

[Nero Cain]

a50 what are your reads?

[Nero Cain]

Math's reads are trash. I mean yeah Titus is scum and the Chara read is acceptable (not that I agree with it but the reasoning is better than the Gamma and Pepto)

[Gamma Emerald]

Who's ready to dance?

That's the worst outfit I've ever seen

[Almost50]

a50 what are your reads?

Math/Leon/Dodge are Town

LUV/Kmd/Gamma/Maria are probably Town

No Scum reads yet, but I'm hoping Narna is scum

[Plato and Aristotle]

why is no one hard af townreading me right now

[Gamma Emerald]

why is no one hard af townreading me right now

I am wtf

[Titus]

why is no one hard af townreading me right now

I am brain dead.

[Plato and Aristotle]

oh okay carry on

[Chickadee]

Hey guys

What's shaking?

Uzi! It's about time.

[KuroiXHF]

I should probably post this too, based off the start of the game:

(expired on 2017-05-09 21:00:00) until day's end.
With three alive, it takes two to eliminate.

I'll incorporate this into future vote counts

[Bins]

VLA until Tuesday afternoon! Sorry surprise out of town

[McMenno]

@Chickadee lets talk about the math wagon, K?

Yea, sure.


I don't see scum read math at all at this point. Seems like their wagon is based on defending me. And my wagon is based on a jokey post from the locker room, and the tone of my entrance. It's just wagons stacked on wagons, and the whole stack is shaky.

Other people have had confident entrances, but I don't see anyone saying their tone was scummy.

So yea, shaky wagon tower.

I was scumreading mathblade back in the lockerroom

hey chickadickadee how do we know you are not just different mafias

[KuroiXHF]

"It's time for number twenty one to step into action. Who will lead off our last third of our contestants?"

Spoiler: BUZZ

"It's... wait. What's going on? Is there no audio? Nothing? What the hell, we need our twenty first contestant here! This is ridiculous!"

Two minutes later...

"This is a disgrace. But we have our time clock and hopefully entry twenty-two will bother to show up!

Spoiler: BUZZ

"This song sounds familiar... What's going o-"

The announcer is cut off we hear a strike of lightning. Suddenly, lines of fire go down the entrance of the stage down toward the ring and we find a 1982 DeLorean DMC-12 come out of nowhere and racing toward the ring. The car screeches to a halt and manages to stop right before it could hit the ring.
Shortly after, the wings vertically open and two familiar faces step out.

: "Doc! Where the hell are we?"

: "Marty, I believe the more pertinent question is

when

the hell are we? I do believe we're in the year 2017."

: "We've gone too far, Doc! We were supposed to get to November 8th, 2016. That's the year Biff Tannen became President!"

Marty pulls a picture out of his wallet:


: "Unfortunately, he's still president. The timeline hasn't changed." Doc Brown pokes his head inside of the DeLorean. "There has been a miscalibration with the Flux Capacitor. That's not a big issue. I can fix that. The real issue is that we don't have enough Plutonium to get us back to 2016!"

: "That's probably not a big issue, right? We need to go back in time like six months in the past. So we only need a little bit of Plutonium, right?"

: "That's not how time travel works, Marty! Seriously. We've been hanging out for so long and you don't even seem interested in asking me the simplest questions of time travel and its mechanics. You don't care when you have some scientist who can do all the work!"

: "Hey, don't get so uppity! I mean, this isn't the first time you forget to get extra plutonium. Old age must be hard for you. But I mean, we're in the future. We can't just borrow some from the Libyans, can't we?"

: "Oh, the Middle East and America aren't... exactly... on the best of terms right now. But there are some athletic individuals in this boxing ring over there!"

: "Oh, that's right! Perhaps we should go up to them and ask them where to find some Plutonium!"

: "But hold on, Marty! Many of these wrestlers are not wearing shirts. Perhaps in this time, shirts are outlawed. We should probably reach the levels of semi-nudity!" Doc Brown begins to unzip his white outfit until Marty yells.

: "Oh, God! No! Doc, let's not even think about any of your loose skin becoming exposed. I can't handle that. That's just too heavy. Let's take the risk and ask them the damn question."

Both Marty and Doc enter the ring and innocently ask random wrestlers where to find Plutonium.

[Gamma Emerald]

what

[McMenno]

I give doc some plutonium

[Nero Cain]

a50 what are your reads?

Math/Leon/Dodge are Town

LUV/Kmd/Gamma/Maria are probably Town

No Scum reads yet, but I'm hoping Narna is scum

What are the Dodge, KMD and Maria reads based on?

[Nero Cain]

I give doc some plutonium

Where would you even get any?


Biff would make a great prez btw.

[Gamma Emerald]

I think I'd prefer Doc Brown as president.

[-Grey-]

The Brain sucker punches Hogan.

So much for "Hulkamania". Ha!

I give doc some plutonium

Where would you even get any?


Biff would make a great prez btw.

You are an insightful man.

[Gamma Emerald]

Hogan gets tired of fighting the normal way and tries a different tactic.
VOTE: Grey/The Brain

[-Grey-]

You have to throw The Brain the top rope to eliminate him.

[-Grey-]

You have to throw The Brain over the top rope to eliminate him.

Sigh. EBWOP.

[Almost50]

a50 what are your reads?

Math/Leon/Dodge are Town

LUV/Kmd/Gamma/Maria are probably Town

No Scum reads yet, but I'm hoping Narna is scum

What are the Dodge, KMD and Maria reads based on?

Locker room. In fact, all 7 reads are based on Locker room chat and/or time on the ring while _I_ was in the Locker room myself.

[Gamma Emerald]

Hogan responds to The Brain's taunt by unleashing a bear hug attack, flipping him so his back hits the floor, then grabs The Brain underneath the knees and shoulders, lifts him off the ground, and then performs the table flip maneuver to throw The Brain over the top rope.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[Nero Cain]

Locker room. In fact, all 7 reads are based on Locker room chat and/or time on the ring while _I_ was in the Locker room myself.

Well duh, I was just hoping you'd go into detail.