WWF Mafia: Royal Rumble (GAME OVER)

[Chickadee]

Why not now?

WHY ARE YOU BRUSHING OFF MY ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE YOU!!!!???

BECAUSE I'M PAINTING A BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE!!

[Chickadee]

@Chickadee lets talk about the math wagon, K?

I responded to this. You did not.

I didn't like Fart's 249. I have a pretty good idea of who his main is

OK smooth operator, you have one fucking guess.

If you're right I will daycop anybody of your choosing.

like IF I'm daycop

and I'm totally not

Rather than address that someone finds you scummy, you focus on diverting attention to who your main might be.

I already didn't really like Fart's content. They just show up and post without contributing much. And I feel there's plenty to contribute to so far.

You play your game and I'll play mine. You'll grow to love my content, I promise.

Rather than contributing, you basically tell me to get over it.

[Titus]

This doesn't look like a short d1.

VOTE: Math

[KuroiXHF]

Mod Flavor

Ric Flair thought he had a break. A moment for him to catch his breath. Wrong. Within mere moments, he was knocked down by the behemoth that was Jim Neidhart. Like an anvil, he just brought him to the floor. He laid his lefts and rights along his face until his mother could barely recognize him.

"Ric Flair! I'm sorry, folks. But if you've bet on Flair to win the Rumble, don't hold your breath and make sure you still have enough money left over to pay rent."

On the other side of the ring, George "The Animal" Steele was slowly making his way to his feet. *BUZZ* That's when "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig came out! It's not clear if The Animal insulted Mr. Perfect before the match or if Hennig needed to make an example out of someone but Hennig brought The Animal onto his feet... and hit him with the Perfect Plex! He lands near Ric Flair. And instead of conserving his energy, he's deciding to weakly lay punches onto The Nature Boy!

"The Animal just won't give up! If I were him, I'd try to regain some energy, but that's just not an option to him!"

Vote Count 1.11

Mathblade - 6

- Not Chara, Fart, Massive, Peptobislawl, Leonshade, Titus

Fart - 3

- Lil Uzi Vert, Chickadee, PeregrineV

Kmd4390 - 2

Plato and Aristotle, MathBlade

Titus - 2

Nero Cain, Mastina

Gamma Emerald - 1

- Kmd4390

Nero Cain - 1

- McMenno

Not Voting:

Gerryoat, Gamma Emerald, Almost50, Bins, MariaR, DodgeTheSaint

Notes:

Bins is V/LA until 5/2
MariaR is V/LA until 5/5

With twenty-one players in the ring, it takes eleven to eliminate.

(expired on 2017-05-09 21:00:00) until day's end.

[DodgeTheSaint]

Spoiler: You don't have to open it, a bunch of quotes, I'll explain below

Actually fuck it let's do this.

VOTE: MathBlade

Chickadee is legitimately very scummy and MathBlades defense of her is shit in a way that isn't town!Mathblade shitty.

Not replacing because Math doesn't deserve it.

Wait a second I just remembered

OH no no no we are totally doing this.

Just give me some time. There are things that are worth it.

Kill Mathblade

Day vig well deserved.

For real, can someone explain why this bullshit went unchallenged? And whoever answers this question better not give me some variation of "It is just RC being RC" either.

There is a larger overarching point I'd like to get to, but let's start here.

I agree with this spoiler, but why not challenge them yourself?

You agree with this...have been in the game for FIVE days, and question me why I haven't challenged it...even though you are quoting the very post where I, in fact, begin to challenge this by asking why hasn't anyone else done it?

vote: gerryoat

[KuroiXHF]

"The Royal Rumble's entries are winding down to a close. It's almost time for Entry #29 to come out!"

Spoiler: BUZZ

"What a Twist of Fate! It's Matt Hardy! And not a moment too soon! His brother, Jeff, needs his help! Jeff has been in this match for a long time!"

[Gamma Emerald]

Where's #30

[KuroiXHF]

Where's #30

Just you wait.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Is Math sloppy as scum, that is the question.

what do you mean l'uzi vert

I mean is Math this careless as scum?

If Math is scum, I don't see them voting for KMD like that earlier. Too sloppy.

I disagree, if kmd is town then they'll try to get a mislynch in any way possible

Math and Titus are sibilings. Titus knows and understands Math's scum game better than anyone else here. Why does Math sheep the person who can read them best as scum there after all the heat they've been getting?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

I didn't like Fart's 249. I have a pretty good idea of who his main is

OK smooth operator, you have one fucking guess.

If you're right I will daycop anybody of your choosing.

I don't know who this is.

You called me a smooth operater and didn't know who the goddess Sade was..

Just replace out now

[Narna]

Hi desu

revives Kanye who buts 11 bullets in Not Chara after I shove her pink avi out of the ring

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Lynch in:

{Fart, Gamma, Gerry}

[Narna]

VOTE: Chickadee

Why did this not become a thingh.? She's scum offa the firsat two pages.

[KuroiXHF]

"And here comes the last entry into the Royal Rumble! This person has the statistically greatest chance of victory, being the last person to enter the fray!"

Spoiler: BUZZ

"What!? It's President Trump! Can... Can he do this? Can the president actually put himself into harm's way in the Royal Rumble!?"

President Donald J. Trump walks down to the ring with a microphone in hand. He smiles amidst all the cheers and boos from members of the audience.

: "Excuse me! Excuse me! Stop fighting! Hey, you! Rugback!

President Donald Trump was pointing at George "The Animal" Steele.

: Stop attacking that John McCain wanna be, okay? So I'm just going to start this out by saying that I'm not new to the wrestling world, okay? You think that because I'm not spending all day pretending to be Muhammad Ali that I don't know how to wrestle. I've beaten Vince McMahon in a match before. Out of all the 2016 candidates, doctors said I was in the best of shape. I've survived assassinations on me. I'm the greatest president since Reagan and I'll be the best wrestler since Hulk Hogan!"

Trump looks at Hulk Hogan and grimaces.

: Actually, Hogan. Now that I see you with my own two eyes, maybe I'm the best wrestler since... well, it doesn't matter. Me coming into this match is a win all around. I'm going to win in the ring and show you all what a real champion looks like, and the ratings? Woah! The ratings will be YUUUUUUUGE!

Trump jumps up, hyping himself up. He was about to run down to the ring, but stops himself.

: "Oh, and get that Eddie Garcia away from me. I don't know if Mexico sent their best or not. They're sending people with problems. Rapists, drug dealers. I mean, some - I assume - are good people. Not sure it's him, though. Now it's time for me to enter the ring! I'll throw you over the top rope so high that it'll almost be able to go over my wall when it's built.

It won't be able to go over my wall...

Y'know. Because my wall is yuge.

But almost.

Because I'm that strong.

Believe me.

I'm Donald J. Trump.

Time to make The Royal Rumble Great Again!"

Donald Trump takes off his suit jacket, throws it among the front of the crowd, where a lot of white people are, and runs into the ring.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

[Narna]

Yuh aye yuh aye yuh aye yuh yuh yuh aye aye aye aye VOTE: Donald J Trump

Matt hardy suppresses a hardy on

[KuroiXHF]

Yuh aye yuh aye yuh aye yuh yuh yuh aye aye aye aye VOTE: Donald J Trump

Matt hardy suppresses a hardy on

Voting an NPC does nothing. Here's the rule on eliminating them:

- This game has NPCs (played by the mod.) They are mostly for flavor, although they do have special purposes here and there. You may eliminate them, if you wish, by writing a one-lined role play. For example, if you are The Undertaker, you could eliminate them by writing, "As they enter the ring, I grab them by the throat. I shrug off their desperate attempts to scratch and claw their way out of my grasp before I lift them up and choke slam them out of the ring." I won't accept, "Eliminate: X." Make it at least 25 words. This game is meant to be fun. Let it be fun.

[Gamma Emerald]

Who wants to knock Trump the f*** out?

[Titus]

I wanna try somthing.

@Marty and Doc - I hear that Mathblade will give you Plutonium but you must politely escort them from the ring first, as their contract must finish before giving the plutonium.

[Titus]

Who wants to knock Trump the f*** out?

Trump is here?

[Lil Uzi Vert]

Who wants to knock Trump the f*** out?

Why are you asking for a show of hands?

[Gamma Emerald]

I already eliminated someone so I'm leaving Trump to someone else

[KuroiXHF]

I wanna try somthing.

@Marty and Doc - I hear that Mathblade will give you Plutonium but you must politely escort them from the ring first, as their contract must finish before giving the plutonium.

Mod Note: NPCs cannot knock out other NPCs.

Also Gamma, you're allowed to knock out more than one NPC. Just not in the same post.

[Lil Uzi Vert]

I already eliminated someone so I'm leaving Trump to someone else

I don't get why you're being so generous. Reads like you're signaling to your scum buddy.

[Titus]

I find Trump entering the ring. I borrow Vince McMahon's microphone and do my best Toby Keith impression.

"Stick a boot in your ass, it's the American way" I sing as I kick Trump's rear end.

"Fake news!" He yells as he turns around.

I smack him with a chair. "The civil war was fought over slavery."
I smack him with another chair. "All people deserve respect."
I smack him with a third chair. "Being president is hard, I should have let a competent person do it."
I go to smack him a fourth time, but he's gotten to smart to take another blow.

"Yeah, I knocked some sense into you. Use it."