Mini 1916: Buttersnap Shitfuckery Scum PT

[Chimchar]

Hi guys!

I literally give people aids in this game. I can't wait

[Chimchar]

Do we have fakeclaims?

This

[Chimchar]

Chimchar: Mafia Poisoner

Welcome, Arsehole!

You are Bleys Ahrens,

Mafia Poisoner

and the "villain" from

The Childe Cycle

. Each night, you may poison a player, causing them to passively die the next night unless they are saved by another PR. You may use this ability and perform the factional kill on the same night.

Your partners are Aristophanes the Mafia Rolecop, Rautherdir the Mafia Redshirt, and Vegito the Mafia Janitor. You may communicate with your partners by day and night here

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from occurring.

The game thread is here. Please confirm with your role and alignment

EDIT: P.S. The poisoned player receives a PM at deadline that says they have AIDS.

[Chimchar]

Spoiler:

6. Every vote count, a randomised extra vote will be placed by Jesus Christ. For this reason, a vote count will occur at least once per 24 hours even if no votes have changed. I'll still be trying for a pagetop even if the last VC was only 5 posts ago
7. Christ cannot hammer. He does not like nails.
8. If Christ's vote would have been a hammer, it is applied to the the player with the least votes. In the event of a tie for least, the choice will be randomised
9. Christ cannot vote for a no lynch

Just noticed this in the rules. Could be worth keeping in mind.

[Chimchar]

chimchar would you be mad at me if i got myself lynched just for the challenge of using that word in a sentence and three curse words?

i have a mental image of fucking belisarius's father while drizzling maple syrup over his back over a bunch of creepy voodoo dolls but i need to translate that into a curse of some sort

go for it

[Chimchar]

Alright, I'll be perfectly serious from this point on. Maybe...

I fully plan on including all of you as hard scum reads past RVS. Mostly because I fully plan on scum reading literally everyone except 3 to 5 other people, which you should help me decide and who our amazing Janitor should scrub so that they don't flip correctly. And that should take care of a few days after I get lynched, since town shouldn't figure out they made a mistake until after they have lynched through all of that, and depending on how late it starts it could guarantee a win. To reinforce the fact that they are succeeding our poisoner should stop acting after a point to give the illusion that the role got lynched. Unless you want to try something else but I fully intend on getting lynched at some point.

My track record of not getting lynched is pretty bad tbh. But we'll see I guess?

[Chimchar]

So are we just going to have to make up fakeclaims ourselves?

I have not heard about either of the 3 characters that we have here

[Chimchar]

you can always claim Christ

[Chimchar]

For those of you that didn't catch it in my sig, this is a Radja alt.

just saying.

[Chimchar]

my role implies there is going to be a poison doctor of some sort. Do I really want to claim that?

[Chimchar]

Radja is here too??

I'm elated! <3

I really need to read Sigs more

<3

[Chimchar]

Vegito it looks like I have to push that point against you. I'll try and not make it into a huge deal because that's what I would do as town probably.

[Chimchar]

hey man, give your other buddy some love

[Chimchar]

Like saying you aren't driving the game forward would be valid if not for the fact that you were V/LA. so if we don't know that you were V/LA then the original push was still valid thus your initial response doesn't make sense.

That's what I'm driving at now.

from my pov, you can't scumread someone who isn't moving the game forward if he was on V/LA before RVS ended.

[Chimchar]

hey man, give your other buddy some love

Learning you were StubbsKVM blew my mind!!!

I meant to post that in your GTKAS but that made my day

you knew Radja=StubbsKVM right?

[Chimchar]

That's true.
But if we didn't know that you were on VLA before RVS ended it's like you were never on VLA to begin with

okay that makes sense. You should mention that in-thread so I can back off

[Chimchar]

seriously? omg that's amazing. I think I told you at some point. maybe?

I still remember my first newbie game with you as the IC. good times

[Chimchar]

sure thing.

Glad the old StubbsKVM still has a place in your memory

[Chimchar]

I legitimately had a busy weekend so yeah...

Shadoweh is in the game now? She's going to lynch me first chance she gets I'm betting

[Chimchar]

I legit had a busy weekend so sorry guys. I'll try and keep up now.

[Chimchar]

yeah I'm just going to hard push Piggy until the end of the day.

[Chimchar]

Fakeclaiming really fast. I hope that does it.

[Chimchar]

I'm going to die once I hammer someone but I guess it might be worth it? I can always blame bastard shenanigans

[Chimchar]

I'm here. I had some stuff to do and my phone battery died.

[Chimchar]

hey nacho no my jesus vote doesn't expire in lylo but it does expire when i die

is this what you want me to say? Because that's what I was planning to

[Chimchar]

my role PM doesn't say how AIDS works. It just says I can prevent it. I can only prevent, not cure it.
the second vote remains at lylo, but disappears as soon as I die.

how's this?

[Chimchar]

Do you have a time to put in a little work right now?

I'll be here until deadline.

[Chimchar]

I could also "miss" deadline and not hammer so we can test my hammering tomorrow.

[Chimchar]

Hilarious how literally nobody else is around.

[Chimchar]

sure thing. I posted a reads list not too long ago.

[Chimchar]

these are my current forced reads

[Chimchar]

I don't remember anything Chick posted and I must have missed your wall.

[Chimchar]

I could hammer Rauth tomorrow to test me.
would be pretty awesome if we can pull that off.

[Chimchar]

Leon has been gamesolving from the start and we connect pretty well on reads as far as I know.

[Chimchar]

we're at L-2 now I think?

[Chimchar]

I think real hammering and just lynching you tomorrow is the best play

how are we going to save me exactly?

[Chimchar]

looking forward to it.

[Chimchar]

I just hammer now then?

[Chimchar]

wtf my role PM clearly says "Jesus Christ can't hammer". I don't know what happened there.

How's that?

[Chimchar]

Nacho you want to work on some more reads or are those good?

[Chimchar]

stop ninja posting me. Why are you telling me to vote in the main thread btw?

[Chimchar]

oh yeah
I'm dumb.

[Chimchar]

Just a reminder that this is still bastard so the poison thing I have could be something entirely different. fyi

[Chimchar]

I claimed I could prevent it, not cure it. there's no reason why we can't both be town. Although it will be a very uphill battle

[Chimchar]

tbh I should target someone I'm townreading in case I get tracked or something. If I prevent a scumread getting AIDS, that makes no sense at all. So targeting Shadoweh doesn't really seem like a good option to me.

Leonshade/Socrates/Prism seem like better options to me.

[Chimchar]

Chimchar poisons Leonshade

[Chimchar]

are you guys just going to bus the shit out of me or what's the plan?

[Chimchar]

are you going to whiteknight the shit out of me then?

[Chimchar]

Wait I thought you replaced Chim for some reason!!

Vegito

heyyy

[Chimchar]

I'm trying to coast through the day now. I don't think there's much else I can do right now. Pushing things will look opportunistic probably?