Mafiastuck (GAME OVER TOWN WINS!)

[Robocopter87]

/confirm

Once again I will be relied upon to do the work of the town. Burdened by respect and responsibility.

But fear not, for I shall carry this duty with honor, valor, and butter.

Let it be known to all heathen scoundrels, I will find you.

I will kill you.

[Robocopter87]

Like me, right? :3

[Robocopter87]

Welp, Strider rolled vanilla townie.

why would you post this
I would vote for you right now if 1) it weren't the pregame and 2) I weren't planning on voting for the Mod and the Co-Mod to see if they are in any way participants in the game (e.g. Gorrad is Andrew Hussie/Lord English/whatever)

Wow, I was just gonna vote the mod because I always do.

[Robocopter87]

Dude, Mods aren't dumb.

If titan honestly believes that this game can be broken by mod distribution then he is a total idiot.

Seriously, if Gorrad has been around long enough to Mod a large theme and can't properly distribute roles, then I will eat my hat.

[Robocopter87]

Possibly one of you can sign posts, so I can know when I'm talking to someone worth talking to or if I'm talking to someone who thinks the game could be broken by role distribution.

[Robocopter87]

Hmm, this game might actually be partially broken depending on how the mod distributed roles/alignments, but I'll whistle innocently the other way and ignore it.

Seriously, if Gorrad has been around long enough to Mod a large theme and can't properly distribute roles, then I will eat my hat.

All roles were randomly assigned, as per normal procedure, via Random.com generation.

Care to share with us what your epic plan for gamebreaking from the role distribution is, titan?

Cuz all I'm seeing is a fat sack of nope.

[Robocopter87]

Care to share with us what your epic plan for gamebreaking from the role distribution is, titan?

Cuz all I'm seeing is a fat sack of nope.

Not really? And it's not really the fact that they weren't distributed randomly. It's more of

how

they were distributed randomly. When you use random.org you have to keep a category a constant and randomize the other. If one of the categories was held constant, and it happened to be placed in a specific way, then yea, the game can be partially broken.

Partially

.

Also, mod, why is Strider being replaced? Did he request replacement, or otherwise how did you know he flaked, etc, when others have yet to confirm also?

If you can break the game even a smidge that way then I'll eat my hat.

Good luck with that.

Also, mod, why is Strider being replaced? Did he request replacement, or otherwise how did you know he flaked, etc, when others have yet to confirm also?

Does anyone doubt my level of intelligence yet?

Note to self: work on reading comprehension skills.

I'm beginning to sense that you aren't such a bad guy, but I am kinda curious about how useful you will be.

sunnyshine is posts

Welp, Strider rolled vanilla townie.

why would you post this
I would vote for you right now if 1) it weren't the pregame and 2) I weren't planning on voting for the Mod and the Co-Mod to see if they are in any way participants in the game (e.g. Gorrad is Andrew Hussie/Lord English/whatever)

this bad!


other guy is posts

Welp, Strider rolled vanilla townie.

why would you post this
I would vote for you right now if 1) it weren't the pregame and 2) I weren't planning on voting for the Mod and the Co-Mod to see if they are in any way participants in the game (e.g. Gorrad is Andrew Hussie/Lord English/whatever)

strength of outing a townread outweighs damage of role spec

ps you're dumb

this good!


i find good mans and bad mans

VOTE: Alduskkel

You gotta be kidding me.

[Robocopter87]

malpascp replaces Strider. Strider stated in-thread that he needed replacing. No votes count in this confirmation stage. In fact, this is getting a bit out of hand. Please refrain from further non-confirmation posts until the town is confirmed. The point of the confirmation stage is to make sure everyone is ready.

Are you guys blind?

Stop frikkin posting.

[Robocopter87]

And once again, please do not post in-thread unless it is a confirmation.

[Robocopter87]

Vote: Robocopter87.

Cheery Dog probably scum too.

VOTE: Robocopter87

One scum caught.

[Robocopter87]

^ That was scummy.

Caught scum did something scummy?

Tell me more.

[Robocopter87]

Robocopter please stop

OR WHAT

[Robocopter87]

I have pink eye and Im stuck in my house on Halloween night, I could be fucking some girl dressed as my favorite Japanese cartoon character right now, you're breaking me down and hurting me emotionally, please stop.

My only concern is that I am too town and will draw the nightkill and since I am obviously a PR I better not continue my rampaging towniness.

You win this round.

But don't yell at me at endgame when I told you to lynch obvscum and you told me to stop.

Unvote

[Robocopter87]

Do us all a favor and shoot torg for his unbearable posting.

[Robocopter87]

Torg is a pretty cool dude and he's honestly made this game a lot less of a aggravating experience for me so far.

Really? Hmm, it appears you have an opinion that does not match mine.

What does this mean?

[Robocopter87]

Hating and equating to scum are two different things.

[Robocopter87]

Start shooting bro

[Robocopter87]

You really wanna vote Vifam?

I don't understand, hes pretty frikkin solid town so far.

Active, insightful, conducting.

With the amount of players in this game thats enough for me to want him to live.

PEDIT: epicNinja

[Robocopter87]

What makes him town?

Did you even read the post?

I put three perfectly valid reasons right in the center.

On their own line.

You really wanna vote Vifam?

I don't understand, hes pretty frikkin solid town so far.

Active, insightful, conducting.

With the amount of players in this game thats enough for me to want him to live.

PEDIT: epicNinja

[Robocopter87]

I sense sarcasm.

[Robocopter87]

Has it been six hours yet?

[Robocopter87]

Sweet sweet.

Talk to you in 6 hours then

Peace broski

[Robocopter87]

Alright look.

VIFAM IS TOWN

Reasons?

1. ACTIVITY

This guy ain't sittin in the back waiting to get called on, this guy has his hand raised 24/7. Hes been there, commented and everything.

2. INSIGHTFUL

You guys need to stop looking at the fact that its Vifam and start looking at the posts. Like THIS, THIS and THAT

3. CONDUCTING

This guy is keeping this game on the tracks. Just look at these. BAM BAM BAM.

So stop calling this guy scum. CUZ HE ISNT

[Robocopter87]

I started making that last post after reading AV's post.

Yeah.

Pedit: No.

[Robocopter87]

Bring it.

[Robocopter87]

Besides, I was asked to make that post.

[Robocopter87]

I didn't wanna make a quote wall so I just linked them.

If you would prefer quotes then I can do that instead.

But seriously, calling Vifam scum is BS.

I don't care how many chainsaws you guys think I'm holding.

Pedit: Right? And he told me to shut up. What a jerkbuttface.

[Robocopter87]

Where have I said anything stupid.

To heck with you all, I am who I am.

[Robocopter87]

Ok, continue to call me stupid without actually showing me where I was stupid.

Also, being mad at Batman is below the belt.

[Robocopter87]

Mhm Faranex is prob scum.

Titan, if you think the game can be broken, why would you feel cheated UNLESS YOU WERE SCUM? Also confirmed as not reading the thread

VOTE: Titan

lololo

Robo’s 497 is still makes him scum- see the thing where I said it’s easy contribution to whiteknight someone like vifam.

Wait wtf robo getting all worked up over some people calling vifam scum? Can this guy get more scummy?

Deas might just be high but that doesn’t make him scum.

Malp is also high but w/e. Sora needs to go for his shittrolling and giving this game F+ effort. Not sure if he’s scum or not.

Zeta might just be superbad. His 540 of using other’s thoughts to explain his is just horrible. But not really sure if it makes him scum.

Kk guys caught three scums for you Robo/Faranex/Phill you literally can’t fuck this up if you try.

Moar votes on Robo plzzz.

lololo

[Robocopter87]

party cat say, read the suprised batmans

i read the suprised batmans

he makes many post, many words, all are empty! like hotel of many bugs. no talk about bad mans, who is bad mans? if not kno the bad mans, but no find the bad mans?

sunman still maybe bad mans, no posts, this man also bad mans, does post

VOTE: VOTE: robocop

No. There is no way on earth that I'm going to have an honest mafia discussion with you. If you want my reads, if you want me to be seriously helpful, then you'll have to make a proper post.

The whole self given post restriction is stupid and unhelpful enough. The fact that people have ask you about who you're talking about is absurd.

You aren't scum for this though. I see a layer of quality in your posts. If you would just not intentionally act like a retard we could rule universes together but nooooo

[Robocopter87]

i see other mans not like robocopper. we all vote?


this game so much, has man isnide of mans. so many pages! i do my best

I honestly don't understand either of these

I understand the so many pages, but man inside mans?

Seriously, this is ridiculous and you know it.

I hope you gain some sort of pleasure from this, though.

[Robocopter87]

I choose Charmander.



Don't worry. He'll come.

[Robocopter87]

i see other mans not like robocopper. we all vote?


this game so much, has man isnide of mans. so many pages! i do my best

I honestly don't understand either of these

I understand the so many pages, but man inside mans?

Seriously, this is ridiculous and you know it.

I hope you gain some sort of pleasure from this, though.

I am sorry I will try again

It is big this game is, I find it difficult to read all

I want other people to vote for Batman and they please see that it is a bad man

Much better.

Dude, I tried to tell them that I was caught scum but they told me to stop.

So now we all have to assume I'm obviously town.

[Robocopter87]

Alright, time to lurk like a pro at the back of the pack.

Oh hey Nacho hows it going

[Robocopter87]

VOTE: Paschendale

[Robocopter87]

I hate unofficial votecounts.

[Robocopter87]

I hate unofficial votecounts.

I dislike sushi. Have you ever skydived?

I've never tried sushi. Nor skydiving, though I've always wanted to skydive. I feel like it would be a very freeing experience.

[Robocopter87]

Am I done lurking yet?

[Robocopter87]

Am I done lurking yet?

No, come back once you've tried skydiving and tell me about it.

You realize that unclaiming is not a real thing, right?
You should also realize that claiming scum is ridiculous.
Also realizing that the red is ridiculously annoying.

At this point, it should be entirely obvious to everyone to ignore buldermar. Hes clearly anti-town but not scum.

If people have already come to this conclusion then cool, I skimmed.

Whoever said I should be vigged should be vigged themselves.

Whoever wanted buldermar to die once he claimed is quite scummy, and honestly Nacho said that Pasch was town so I'm clearly not doing anything right.

Whoever said that I was just trying to have fun is just pretty much right on the money.

So according to all this I agree with the DV lynch.

UNVOTE: Paschendale
VOTE: DeasVail

[Robocopter87]

Didn't DV do it first? I wasn't lying about skimming

[Robocopter87]

Bah myultiquote failed, and now since I don't have the scum claim quoted won't use either of the quotes I tried to multiquote, and the second one will not even matter a out was going to be a pointless question anyway.
UNVOTE: VOTE: buldermar

you just earned yourself a permanent spot on the scumread list

Such a pity I'm not scum then isn't it?

Oh man you need death.

Robo, getting me all worked up shouldn't be your idea of fun.

Its fun to find out though.

Didn't DV do it first? I wasn't lying about skimming

Eh they both voted him but DV was cool and calm and rational about it and then unvoted while Malp got all worked up and kept calling for his head like it was a witch hunt or something.

Both of them were ridiculous.

The fact that DV voted someone who claimed scum is enough to buy my vote.

The fact that malp got worked about it is enough to buy my vote.

You don't encourage scum claimers. You ignore with a wave of the hand.

I kind of think the vote on Buld seemed kind of town, which is kind of the reason I unvoted for the minute.

I also liked the way he backed off on him too, asking him to "unclaim" (which is retarded) rang as town to me.

Why the heck does retarded always seem to be a town trait and not a scum trait?

Seriously do you know how easy this game would be if we could catch scum like that?

[Robocopter87]

PS notice how Malp contradicts himself:

First he says that Blunder can't unclaim because it doesn't work like that:

The hell you are going to unclaim.

And then when Blunder was offered a chance to unclaim and didn't Malp seized the opportunity and called him scummy for not unclaiming:

Drowning in my tunnel? This guy claimed scum. Asked for the chance to unclaim, got it, and rejected it.

this is actually disgusting

Titan or malp?

[Robocopter87]

i translate in case can't read:

This man is one of the bad mans.

And I said he is a bad man, a lot of people, he is a bad man responded in the same way.

When many people continued to vote for him, he leaves the game when angry.

He means that he need to die after respond badly, and then leave game, he is a bad man

Nacho called him town.

[Robocopter87]

I know this is a controversial opinion, but I actually love torgonitoh.

Well now you really have to die.

PEDITX3: STOP NINJAING ME

I know this is a controversial opinion, but I actually love torgonitoh.

Nah, I think he's great too.

You can die ironically like a hipster.

Nacho called him town.

Why is this important statement?

Because.

[Robocopter87]

where sunman go? he leave when i say he badmans

Do you honestly think thats why he left?

[Robocopter87]

Sorry I was playing this addicting game called Incredibox.

Pretty much what ActionDan said.

Totally did not pay him to save my hide.

[Robocopter87]

I present to you the mother of Nachos, aka "AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE CHIHUAHUA!!!"

[Robocopter87]

You just voted Nacho for bad vibes right after Nacho accused you of being scum

UNVOTE: DeasVail
VOTE: Cheery Dog

Seriously. This is the wagon.

[Robocopter87]

Seriously the fake VCs are just plainly disrespectful.

[Robocopter87]

Unclaiming is just as real a thing as claiming is. If you acknowledge the premise of claims, you're automatically also acknowledging the premise of unclaims - they are sides of the same logical coin.

Why is claiming scum more ridiculous than claiming town? In reverse land, claiming town would be the ridiculous thing to do and since this is a game of WIFOM, reverse land is very real.

I think you need to explain why red is annoying.

I think it is anti-town of you to suggest that people ignore me. I also think it is incorrect to state that I'm anti-town.

I don't think whoever wanted me to die once I claimed is scummy. I think more often than not it means that the person isn't very knowledgeable.

1. Except for the fact that it isn't. Have you ever seen anyone "unclaim"?
2. Because claiming town is the whole mentality of the game, while claiming scum ALWAYS drives the faction you are a part of downhill.
3. My eyes. Use a darker red. Or get this, don't use any color at all.
4. You claimed scum, you need to be ignored. You clearly aren't helping anybody, and thus you should be ignored. However lately you've thrown a lot of content. So I guess you can be noted. Don't pull anymore idiot moves, though.
5. This is a large game, and as such I expect each and every player to know what they are doing. If they know what they are doing and do something wrong then they shall take damage for it. I play the newb card for no one.

I have to add myself to the torg is awesome pool. Also, that's some pretty solid analysis there. Not got long, but: Pash's replacing out feels like a scum reaction to me, Cheerydog looks like scum trying to look town rather than genuinely town, and Nacho is looking very town over the last few pages.

You are being incredibly worthless.

You voted me

while having me on your list of nulls.

Cheery now deserves twice as much rope.

[Robocopter87]

Seriously, gone for 24 hours and there are 14 more pages to read. I have no idea how to deal with this game and I am clearly doing a disservice to my slot.

Best of luck to everyone, I hope whoever replaces in understands how these big games are supposed to work.

They aren't supposed to work different than any other game.

You find the scum. You kill them. If you are scum, then you try not to get found and killed.

Ta-da!

[Robocopter87]

1. Yes
2. This is incorrect.
3. I'll consider picking a darker red.
4. This is fallacious reasoning. Also, claiming scum is not an idiot move.
5. You're delusional if you presume nobody to be new just because this is a large game - maybe even

especially

because this is a large game.

1. Ok.
2. Except for the case of... you guessed it, the jester. So my logic follows in the fact that you claimed scum, I tell people to ignore you because you are anti town. You are anti town because you are trying to get yourself killed. Ignore jesters, find scum. However you've kinda redeemed yourself, I honestly believed you to be third party when you claimed scum.
3. That is much better, thanks.
4. Claiming scum is not a town move, either. You are the one person in the game that knows you are town. You confirm yourself. And out of all the people to choose to be scum, you pick the one you are 100% sure is town? It is not fallacious.
5. I don't have time or care about newbies. If someone signed up for a game that is not a newbie, I expect them to not expect to be cut slack. Its not delusional, strict maybe, but not delusional.

Honestly bulder, you have skyrocketed on my town list. The whole scum claim thing was ridiculous I'll admit, but I just can't see any of your posts after that to come from a scum mindset. I feel as if we should agree to disagree on some points and refocus our attention on scum and less on technicalities, do you agree?

(seriously, writing him off as an idiot for claiming scum is a bit much coming from you)

I did not write him off as an idiot. I wrote him off as a Jester/thirdparty/antitown.
I voted myself in RVS.
I did not claim scum.
Furthermore, I did not UNCLAIM. Because that makes absolutely no sense.

[Robocopter87]

Aldusk is sunman

[Robocopter87]

ur stupid

[Robocopter87]

god i'm such a good poster

wut...................

kill yourself

everyone vote combinatorial

lol

wow shut up

ok who is this douche

is this real life

cheery dog you are so fucking bad

unvote
vote: paschendale

i'm done with this stupid day

[Robocopter87]

Noir's vote is protown.

I actually think Robo might be scum

How is it protown?

Your robot sense is way off.

So I was really busy for a while and then I looked at the thread and it's like 40+ goddamn pages. I'll work on getting through it all, but for the sake of me contributing something worthwhile sooner rather than later can I get a quick summary of what the hell is going on in this game?

Main wagons are, what, Paschendale and CE?

Anyway don't expect a huge catchup post when I actually do slog through everything. 1) I don't want to make a huge catchup post. 2) You guys don't want to read a huge catchup post. 3) You guys

won't

read a huge catchup post.

Don't listen to Pando, vote cheery dog.

[Robocopter87]

Tazaro, 45 pages of content and you vote for being annoying.

Torg isn't the lynch, dont bother trying to get him lynched.

[Robocopter87]

I just want you all to know that I'm town.

[Robocopter87]

I just want you all to know that I'm town.

What were you thinking as you decided to post this?

What were you thinking when you decided to read it?

Just kidding.

In reality, the last few pages were pretty dumb to read, and they really don't have any notable content in them. Thus, I fluff like no tomorrow.

[Robocopter87]

Eh. Nope, we need to start killing. Cheery Dog is a good place to start.

Lets start poppin heads and narrow this down.

[Robocopter87]

Whenever buldermar double posts I think it is two people because on the blue background it looks like the vase and on the light blue it looks like two faces. But the red reminds me its the same person.

[Robocopter87]

Titan: I'm not alarmed by the 4 man wagon, I just feel that the 3rd and 4th men on a wagon are the most suspicious, ESPECIALLY when they were calling me townie in the previous post, all of MINUTES prior.

Well, to me, newbscum (you joined in March of 2012) can try to use wikitells to try to seem like they are scumhunting. But it's transparent, Phillammon.

Admit you just got destroyed.

[Robocopter87]

Whenever buldermar double posts I think it is two people because on the blue background it looks like the vase and on the light blue it looks like two faces. But the red reminds me its the same person.

This was not a joke, Phillammon.
There's a rebuttal to your jaundiced view of me, there.

Except for the fact that it was a joke.

[Robocopter87]

"Nikanor is on town crack"

[Robocopter87]

UNVOTE: Cheery Dog
VOTE: Tazaro

Attacking cheery dog for voting at an odd time when Cheery Dog was simply posting when he had the chance.

BS to the max.

[Robocopter87]

Yo wassup

[Robocopter87]

Nacho is town.

[Robocopter87]

I don't actually have anything new for Nacho-scum (still only the scummy as fuck then town as fuck, now with added bonus of pasch flipping scum)

cheery all you are doing is keeping me alive
and that is bad for your team

So you are scum and my reads are right?

Otherwise you being alive would be a good thing.

No.

He is town.

VOTE: Cheery Dog

[Robocopter87]

Why is buldermar suddenly acting like a doofus

[Robocopter87]

Having computer issues, going to throw a tentative

V/LA

out there for the mods.

When i learn how long this will be a problem I'll tell you.

Sorry for the trouble, things happen.

[Robocopter87]

V/LA probably won't last long.

Talking three days max

I hope.

[Robocopter87]

Holy frick I'm back and what is this

Nacho, who should I vote?

[Robocopter87]

Holy frick I'm back and what is this

Nacho, who should I vote?

robocopper still badman to

he want to make noise like "baaaaaaah" and do what nacho do too

copper not make work to do reading instead he say he do what nacho say? no this bad ok ?

he die too

Nacho is town, and also smart.

It would be dumb of me not to sheep him

Mods: V/LA is over. Sorry about that.

[Robocopter87]

While I'm here I see the VC says i should vote malp

VOTE: Malp

[Robocopter87]

torg, I'll save you the trouble of wasting time thinking about it.

I'm town

[Robocopter87]

Wait who are you shooting Por?

[Robocopter87]

Wait who are you shooting Por?

doesn't matter

Right

Carry on then

[Robocopter87]

Well, more accurately, link me one example.

I hate it when people do this, its such a jerk move.

[Robocopter87]

Reasoning being:

Yeah lets just trust the people whos sole purpose in this game is to deceive us. No no I'm sure they'll do the right thing that benefits us and not them.

In laymans terms:

They gonna trick us

[Robocopter87]

Robo who are you voting? Since saying the problem with the plan is scum won't follow it would mean you think I'm mafia.

Wait, gimme a short version on how my vote on someone that isn't you makes me think that you're Mafia? I missed the part where voting Malp condemns you in my mind. I don't even remember you being in this game...

I'm actually just kinda here, waiting for people to just die. Game is moving too fast.

Voting whoever Nacho is voting. I am simply a blind sheep. Nacho is my shepherd. I'm amazed I haven't gotten any flak for this but its a good thing because Nacho is right and Nacho is town so I'm not worried about voting the wrong people.

UNVOTE: Malp
VOTE: Cheery Dog

Things are so much better when we just cooperate and blindly sheep

[Robocopter87]

Robo I'm referring to you saying how could things wrong with hoping mafia kill malpa or something when it was me who claimed I'll shoot malpa.

Fate a not green scum result is close to not scum when the case on him is based on associations with green scum.

a. Don't announce who you will shoot.
b. Don't stick the bullet in a guy whos already on the chopping block for the town.
c. Don't overthink the shot. Find scum and shoot them.

We cool?

[Robocopter87]

And I don't even think you were run up to L-1 one. Why the heck did you claim?

[Robocopter87]

You are being deceived by a Pirate Lemon, vifam

[Robocopter87]

Someone shoot it

[Robocopter87]

I AM V/LA. YOU ARE ACTING STUPID. FUCK THOSE FUCKERS THAT PSEUDO-HAMMERED ME.

NO I'M NOT HERE TO GIVE READS AGAIN. I DON'T HAVE TO.

I HAVE ONE OF THE MOST CONFIRMABLE ROLES IN THIS GAME. JUST TELL ME TO DO SHIT OR WHATEVER.

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME?

Try claiming scum instead - it worked for me.

Haha, its funny cuz its true

Fate what do you make of Robo?

Perhaps you are scum

[Robocopter87]

We got so many people here, lynching Cheery will only push us forward.

If we leave Cheery alive then all we'll have is doubts later on in the game because the Mafia aren't stupid enough to kill a lynch choice.

We are running up Cheery Dog, didn't your gym teacher ever teach you about following through?

Start lynching, its Day 2, Page 94. We need to make more stuff happen.

Stop trying to plan things and start killing people. Preferably Cheery.

[Robocopter87]

It's DAY 2

We're at 102 pages

We have to get 48329047829857 players to agree on a lynch.

It's malcasp, let's get it done folks.

I'm almost willing to jump on that wagon just for this post. I concur with the idea of just getting things done.

[Robocopter87]

/replace out

Sorry Mods, but since I don't have an entirely functional computer I haven't been able to keep up with this game. Someone should be in this slot that has the time to be in this slot. Was a fun game, and I hope to see many of you in future ones.

Thanks

[Robocopter87]

Oh hey, 289 pages? Kinda glad I replaced out now...

Nice job, Gorrad and Quadz

[Robocopter87]

The longest game on mafiascum.net ohemgee

Lengthwise or timewise?

Cuz Chess Mafia was ridiculous.