New York 185: Freshwater Frenzy!

[Egg]

Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons?

Blonde guys are dumb too

[Cheetory6]

What's the hardest thing for a lions who want to become cannibals?
They have to swallow their pride.

[lalaladucks]

Egg I am actually very curious as to where your jokes come from!

[Bookitty]

I want to

Fakevote: Lalala

on suspicion of being a blonde. She questioned Egg's vote and she's acting pretty suspicious on the whole matter.

[lalaladucks]

ermagersh how rood

blondes are real people too

(not dyed blondes though they are all soulless)

hurl purple goo at: Booooooo

[Bookitty]

Blonde-claim right there ^^

Moar votes please!

<3

[Skybird]

I have to tell you guys a real life blonde story. My little sister is a blonde. Back when I lived in Ohio I had came home for a visit and I was sitting in the kitchen talking to Mom. My Mom and Dad had just gone on a vacation and brought back a t-shirt for my sister. Mom wanted me to see it so she called out to my sister who was in the family room to come show me the t-shirt. My sister says OK, jumps up and ran by us and up to her room. Mom looked after her kinda funny, but didn't say anything. We can hear my sister rummaging around in her closet and moving things around looking for the shirt. She finally yells that she can't find it. Mom yells back, you are wearing it! My sister goes oh yeah and comes back downstairs. The shirt read: Pardon me, I'm having a blonde moment.

[Egg]

When I was in High School, I sat next to a blonde in Chemistry. Our teacher also taught anatomy and was showing off the cats that they'd be dissecting. He claimed that they were sleeping, not dead. She legit believed him.

Same blonde, same class. The teacher is telling us a true blonde story (and I wasn't sure I believed that it was true) about a class he taught before and a student replying to something about 60% with "that's almost half". It came off funnier than it should have probably because of the teacher, so we all laughed forabout a minute straight. I look over and this blonde has a confused look on her face so I said "please tell me you get why that's funny". She goes "not really. That IS almost half".

Same blonde, same class. A friend of mine tells a dumbass joke "what's green and goes backwards". I know where he's going with it and it's dumb but whatever. I answer "your mom". He gives the answer which is hard to explain through text, actually. It's that sucking snot back up your nose kind of sound. Well, the blonde overheard and said "I don't get it. Why is the answer your mom"

Different blonde. I'm on the phone with her and know she's scared of spiders. I stopped mid sentence to tell her there is a spider next to her. Keep in mind I'm about 15 miles away and we're on the phone so there's no way I actually saw a spider. She screamed as soon as I said it and spent the next hour looking for it.

[Egg]

Oh and spider blonde's male cousin. We're all going to a concert with my brother. We stop at a rest stop on the highway. After we get about ten minutes down the road, my brother who is driving goes, "shit! I left my keys back there". No one laughs or says anything and this dude asks him a couple minutes later "are you gonna go back and get your keys?" Stupid must run in the family.

[SilverWolf]

Well, I'm not a real obvious blonde. Kind of between dark blonde and light brown. But I do have a blonde moment and it just happened last weekend. My daughter and I were at the store with her cousins and her aunt and another friend, shopping. Anyway, my daughter runs out one of those automatic doors and since it says out, she can't get back into the store. So I am going to go around to let her in and her cousin (who is 8) steps up to the door to open it and goes to me real loud so everyone can hear and laugh at me, "you can just step on this spot here to open it and let her in, you don't have to go around"

So yeah, I was shown to be dumber than an 8 year old.

[killerjester]

I meant

@MOD

Can you confirm the mechanics of jailkeep.

Jailkeeper actions are processed before killing actions under Wake's NAR (reposted here for accessibility). A jailed player is blocked from submitting any actions that have lower priority than jailing. If you have any other questions refer to the interactions listed in the first post of this thread.

Natural Action Resolution

Commute - {Commuter}
Blocking - {Roleblocker > Rolestopper}
Jailkeep - {Jailkeeper}
Protection - {Doctor > Bodyguard}
Miscellaneous - {Neighborizer > Friendly Neighbor}
Kill - {Mafia factional kill = SK factional kill = Vigilante}
Role Investigation - {Cop > Gunsmith > Role Cop > Vanilla Cop}
Action Investigation - {Tracker > Watcher > Voyeur > Follower > Motion Detector}

The '>' represents internal priority between the roles.

The '=' means that internal priority between the roles is the same.

All Night Kills have the same priority/speed.

[killerjester]

'Silver Arowana'

Osteoglossum bicirrhosum

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Vote Count 3.08

Bookitty

FA_Q2

,

Drixx

,

Prolapsed Brain

Boonskiies

Cheetory6

House

DeltaWave

dragonspawn

Drixx

Egg

FA_Q2

House

Kitz

Skybird

,

RadiantCowbells

,

Cheetory6

,

Bookitty

,

lalaladucks

,

Silverwolf

,

Egg

,

dragonspawn

,

Boonskiies

lalaladucks

Taly

,

DeltaWave

,

Kitz

Prolapsed Brain

RadiantCowbells

Silverwolf

Skybird

Taly

Not Voting:

No one

Spoiler: Information

VLA

Natural Action Resolution

Natural Action Resolution

Commute - {Commuter}
Blocking - {Roleblocker > Rolestopper}
Jailkeep - {Jailkeeper}
Protection - {Doctor > Bodyguard}
Miscellaneous - {Neighborizer > Friendly Neighbor}
Kill - {Mafia factional kill = SK factional kill = Vigilante}
Role Investigation - {Cop > Gunsmith > Role Cop > Vanilla Cop}
Action Investigation - {Tracker > Watcher > Voyeur > Follower > Motion Detector}

The '>' represents internal priority between the roles.
The '=' means that internal priority between the roles is the same.
All Night Kills have the same priority/speed.

Rules OP

Link

With 16 alive, it takes 9 to lynch.

Deadline is 06/011/15, @11PM CT.

(expired on 2015-06-11 23:00:00)

1.00 | 1.01 | 1.02 | 1.03 | 1.04 | 1.05 | 1.06 | 1.07 | 1.08 | 1.09 | 1.10 | 1.11 | 1.12 | 1.13
Ozgin Lynch & Flip
Varsoon Death & Flip
2.00 | 2.01 | 2.02 | 2.03 | 2.04 | 2.05
Titus Lynch & Flip
T S O and Aneninen Death & Flip
3.00 | 3.01 | 3.02 | 3.03 | 3.04 | 3.05 | 3.06 | 3.07 | 3.08

[killerjester]

Kitz |

Blue Mafia Ascetic Ninja/Neighbor

| Lynched

Night 3 begins now.*

(expired on 2015-06-15 21:00:00)

*Wake is back online, but please CC me and PeregrineV on your actions tonight to ensure they are processed in a timely manner.

[killerjester]

Skybird |

Odd-Night Tracker

| Killed

Cheetory6 |

Non-Consecutive Gunsmith/Neighbor

| Killed

[killerjester]

'Archer Fish'

Toxotes jaculatrix

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Vote Count 4.00

Bookitty

Boonskiies

DeltaWave

dragonspawn

Drixx

Egg

FA_Q2

House

lalaladucks

Prolapsed Brain

RadiantCowbells

Silverwolf

Taly

Not Voting:

Bookitty

,

Boonskiies

,

DeltaWave

,

dragonspawn

,

Drixx

,

Egg

,

FA_Q2

,

House

,

lalaladucks

,

Prolapsed Brain

,

RadiantCowbells

,

Silverwolf

,

Taly

Spoiler: Information

Natural Action Resolution

Natural Action Resolution

Commute - {Commuter}
Blocking - {Roleblocker > Rolestopper}
Jailkeep - {Jailkeeper}
Protection - {Doctor > Bodyguard}
Miscellaneous - {Neighborizer > Friendly Neighbor}
Kill - {Mafia factional kill = SK factional kill = Vigilante}
Role Investigation - {Cop > Gunsmith > Role Cop > Vanilla Cop}
Action Investigation - {Tracker > Watcher > Voyeur > Follower > Motion Detector}

The '>' represents internal priority between the roles.
The '=' means that internal priority between the roles is the same.
All Night Kills have the same priority/speed.

Rules OP

Link

VLA

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

Day 4 starts now.

Deadline is 06/29/15, @10PM CT.

(expired on 2015-06-29 22:00:00)

1.00 | 1.01 | 1.02 | 1.03 | 1.04 | 1.05 | 1.06 | 1.07 | 1.08 | 1.09 | 1.10 | 1.11 | 1.12 | 1.13
Ozgin Lynch & Flip
Varsoon Death & Flip
2.00 | 2.01 | 2.02 | 2.03 | 2.04 | 2.05
Titus Lynch & Flip
T S O and Aneninen Death & Flip
3.00 | 3.01 | 3.02 | 3.03 | 3.04 | 3.05 | 3.06 | 3.07 | 3.08

[RadiantCowbells]

For the record, I did renounce my scumread on Cheeto once he started saying towny things.

[dragonspawn]

Odd that you feel the need to say that. Pre emptive defense looks a bit shady to me.

VOTE: duck

I figure it's time

[RadiantCowbells]

Do you think that I was defending my alignment or my scumhunting ability, dragonspawn?

[lalaladucks]

dragon that's BS

please point me to the case for me being scum that isn't absolute bollocks

ugh is no one else sick of the same old thing every Day?

I won't be policy lynched and you're being so freaking lazy

Cheet figured out I was town (finally) but now he's gone and I'm just left with this ridiculousness

next person who says they want me policy lynched earns my vote

[RadiantCowbells]

I want you policy lynched.

VOTE: House

thanks for allowing me to earn your vote. now lynch this.

[lalaladucks]

Cheet claimed a watcher or something though? But he was a gunsmith. Does this mean he investigated Boo and probably got a positive result for owning a gun? Vanilla Cops have guns right?

[lalaladucks]

I want you policy lynched.

VOTE: House

thanks for allowing me to earn your vote. now lynch this.

You are ridiculous

VOTE: make a House a home

[RadiantCowbells]

[SilverWolf]

Well, we have a scum flip so the first thing we should do is figure out who would work as a Kitz partner via associative tells.

[dragonspawn]

If he was gunsmith how does that interaction with boo work?