NY 165: A Large Normal (Game Over!)

[Serene]

Serene is commencing analysis.

Please stand by.

[Serene]

Serene, may I ask who this hydra is made up of? Thanks.

We feel that revealing our heads would result in the scum wanting us lynched immediately out of fear.

- #2

[Serene]

We have fear of lynch, but scum have more fear of the unknown. They would never night kill us without knowing who they were getting rid of

-#3

[Serene]

Analysis complete from this head.

GREAT KARMIC VIBRATIONS

Serene
TheIrishPope
Ankamius
dramonic
ProHawk
Nero
BROseidon
Baby Spice
DOMO
Mac
orcinus_theoriginal
Rift Adrift (Syryana and fferyllt)
T S O
Zdenek

TEMPTED BY WORLDLY GOODS

KingCrabd
StubbsKVM

SOCIOPATHS

Metal Sonic

SOON TO BE REINCARNATED AS SCUM POND

Calcifer
Doc Holliday >>> loves KingCrabd's terrible reads
StevieT92
TMTOLBTWNTOF
Shadi1337
Brian Hollywood
The Goat

One head has not read the game, and another has a partial read with this scumlist:

Doc Holiday
Calcifer
Stevie

We will adjust with our combined reads.

[Serene]

GREAT KARMIC VIBRATIONS

dramonic
BROseidon
Mac
Zdenek

No.

Explain these. If you're going to toss out a readlist I'll be asking for explanation.

Serene is just good at reading people. It's a combination of aural spectra and mystic vibrations.

[Serene]

Serene. Should I assume that one of you has experience with Mastin/Nacho?

Indeed, and in the name of restoring unity and harmony I will:

VOTE: Calcifer

[Serene]

Calcifer actually went along with the bone-headed idea of supplying 4 players for some insane lynch pool.

TheIrishPope
BROseidon
Nero
Zdenek

VOTE: TheIrishPope.

Then voted a townie.

I want to hang this scummy thing in the temple of all that is sacred.

[Serene]

Vote: Calcifer

FUFUFU

Dramonic started by emphatically voting scum, which we found pleasing. He then switched to a townie, which was correspondingly less impressive.

[Serene]

@ Zdenek

The scum acknowledges that your reads are too accurate for comfort:

dude you are trying SO HARD to look town right now

You should be proud.

[Serene]

#2 here

The Shadi wagon does not seem to be composed of holy rightousness

but then again I'm the head that hasn't read the entire thread.

[Serene]

The Shadi wagon is a shoddy contraption built on lies and weakness to deflect us from the path to peace.

Calcifer has entered the thread-not as an uninformed townie-but as one who knows more.

That burden comes through in his post, and he speaks like someone with a plan.

A plan that his hydra buddy is not on board with.

The dissonance shrines forth from his true self.

Scum.

[Serene]

Our mother loves all, she is the centerpiece of unity.

Without her love, nothing would flourish

Without her love, everything would stray from the true path.

[Serene]

say, how many mafia would be in a 24 player game?

Enough that we should start lynching them instead of asking that which will not be answered.

[Serene]

Bulba replaced Mac right?

This head reads Mac as scum because he complained in one game about being scum alot and then replaced out.

[Serene]

Shadi's #761 feels genuine to me.

I personally see Shadi as a village idiot and thus town, but at least one of my other heads disagrees.

[Serene]

I will add that I'm again the head that hasn't caught up.

I plan on doing so tonight and Serene will combine our reads.

[Serene]

Awaiting the continuation of Shadi's analysis.

[Serene]

How cute. Bulba starts calling us scum after the site deleted our post where i referred to him as scum.

[Serene]

Bulba is almost confirmed scum in the eyes of head #2


Go read Macs posts in that Goonies scum QT and tell me what sticks out


go ahead. i'll wait here.

[Serene]

And the whole thing about "why are they worried about getting lynched" is taking a throwaway joke a little too seriously. I've been asked to tell you that scum would be too afraid to NK that which is unknown to them.

[Serene]

That's cute. Because, if you actually read that huge post where Bulba came in and posted, you are null. Bulba head wanted you as null/town, I'm the one who has the feeling that you are scummy.

Your heads are so indistinguishable that I couldn't care less which one said what.

[Serene]

. Still pushing that Gambler's Fallacy, eh? Cute.

It's not a Gambler's Fallacy.

Mac said he was tired of rolling scum IN A GAME WHERE HE REPLACED OUT AS SCUM.

Therefore, his replacing out of THIS game while he continues to join OTHER games is absolutely significant.

[Serene]

Really? Because I find it to be null. How are you coming with that post analysis I asked of you?

why are you assuming that I'm either of the heads that read the game prior to replacing in?


or assuming that I feel the need to do anything asked of me by scum?

[Serene]

And for the record I can't really find where you asked me to do anything but maybe it's because I'm not reading the massive blocks of meandering feces that are your insanely long wall posts

[Serene]

I don't shut up, I grow up, but when I look at you I throw up.

[Serene]

Hi, I'm back but I can't be bothered to catch up yet. Anyone got the tl;dr of the last few days?

-rev

we lynched you and you flipped scum

[Serene]

DOMO aren't there at least two of you?


like, couldn't you just ask your other head to fill you in?

[Serene]

I know what you mean, my heads that actually read the game haven't posted in the QT since before the crash

[Serene]

You REALLY don't know Bulba very well then, do you? You should start reading and start answering his questions... Last thing you want to do is get into a war with him. It won't end well for you.

Don't.


EVER.

Threaten.

Me.


I don't take it well.

[Serene]

Bull. Skype, AIM, and a QT can be ran off from the mafia scum site.

actually we almost decided to just post stream-of-consciousness style and not use a QT at all

[Serene]

serene can you fucking vote stevie now so i dont need to attempt to communicate with you anymore.

eh, I'll leave that to one of the heads that thinks Stevie's scum

[Serene]

why is Stevie scum?

[Serene]

oh, in that case, definitely not voting Stevie

[Serene]

I'm not threatening you. I'm promising you that you're in for a fun time soon. That's all.

Bring it.

[Serene]

Don't declare war on that which you know nothing about. You ain't ready to roll with this.

[Serene]

So you're dodging my questions, avoiding giving actual analysis, and trying to discredit my points. Remind me why you're not scum again?

Because, and I can't stress this enough


I HAVENT READ THE FUCKING GAME YOU SCUM FUCK

[Serene]

ah jesus fucking christ now look what you made me do

[Serene]

FUCK

YOU


that's my excuse, you cheeky scum fuck

I only have to explain two fucking things to you: JACK AND SHIT

I'll make this as clear as I can: I AM NOT READING ONE GOD DAMN THING YOU TELL ME TO UNTIL I AM FUCKING GOOD AND READY


really sorry heads #1 and #3, I REALLY FUCKING TRIED to keep things civil, but LOOK AT THIS ABJECT FUCKING BULLSHIT

and while I'm at it, FUCK YOU TOO NERO, YOU SHIT TALKING LITTLE NANCY

[Serene]

go fucking get bulba


go fucking get your other head you scum son of a bitch

You wanna fucking threaten somebody? YOU WANT A FUCKING WAR?

[Serene]

COME ON FUCKER I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

[Serene]

WHERE YOU AT NOW YOU SCUM FUCK


OFF CRYING SOMEWHERE LIKE A FUCKING GIRL

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND DANCE WITH ME BITCH

[Serene]

hey nero have i mentioned FUCK YOU yet

[Serene]

That shit ain't even fucking funny you uncultured piece of shit

[Serene]

All I'm asking for you to do is actually be pro-town and provide some actual analysis. If you can't do that, you may as well claim scum and put yourself out of your misery.

-Bulba (as were the previous 2 posts)

P-Edit: I've made BBMolla cry like a little girl. Do you really think I'm going to run from you, because you post in all caps?

my analysis is that shadi is town, mac is scum ergo you are scum, and also FUCK YOU


i don't cry, fucker, you want to bring it then bring it

[Serene]

I've been looking forward to playing with you, Kuribo.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH

[Serene]

Nero, I mean this when I say it, it's not just fury speaking:


You're worse than Umbrage.

[Serene]

like, seriously, as a player you rank somewhere near UberNinja



or shadi

[Serene]

cunt

even *i* don't use that word

like now you're just as bad as GreyICE

[Serene]

Are you in agreement with your other heads about Calcifer/Nacho?

I really wasn't kidding when I said I haven't read anything up to our replace in


Both heads have extensive experience with Nacho though.

[Serene]

Serene...

So actually reading the game is too much to ask.

But filling an entire page with profanity is what you consider scumhunting?

Nice.

look man i stick with what works for me

[Serene]

and I hadn't had to BOTHER reading the fucking thread while I figured the other two had read it

[Serene]

There's a whole world out there you know...

kinda why i havent been around to read the thread



but I assure you that you can catch scum by yelling at them

[Serene]

I wish I knew how good they actually are at catching him out.

On day 1.

Well when they get back here you can ask them now can't you


Head #1 felt strongly enough about it to put down a vote but admitted that it was gut and that wasn't much to go on

Head #3 agreed that Nacho may be scum

Head #2 is me and I trust the other two's reads above even my own

[Serene]

First, if this is Kuribo, I've seen you as town, and I know that as town, there would be nothing that'd be stopping you from catching up with the game. Heck, you've even bragged that you once hammered so you could catch up overnight. I don't see what's keeping you from catching up in this game. We replaced in after you, and I was able to catch up in 3 days, on a 3DS no less!

maybe (if I were kuribo and i'm not but i hear that guy's awesome) the fact that i was home for a total of THREE FUCKING HOURS LAST WEEK and i absofuckinglutely REFUSE TO CATCH UP FROM A FUCKING PHONE

BECAUSE MY GOD DAMN PHONE HAS SUCH A SMALL SCREEN THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A GOD DAMN CATARACT



AND THEN


OF ALL FUCKING THINGS


THE GOD DAMN SITE GOES DOWN ON MY WEEKEND OFF

[Serene]

Second, if this is Kuribo, the fact that you have stayed in the background and have not been hardpushing your scum reads speaks volumes to me.

again i'll just assume you mean me

my scum read on YOU is a direct result of your predecessor and I've explained that both here and to my other heads

[Serene]

and i haven't been fucking lurking


WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK KEPT SIGNING HIS POSTS AS HEAD #2

[Serene]

god damn don't ever call me a fucking lurker

[Serene]

there would be nothing that'd be stopping you from catching up with the game.

also if i were kuribo this would be a filthy lie because there are many documented cases where kuribo didn't read games as town after replacing in

[Serene]

And now I've lost all my motivation to try catching up today.

better watch it bulba will call you scum


but he's scum so his opinion means less than dirt anyway

[Serene]

Except that I DID.

I've explained my slot's scumread on Calcifer
I've explained my own scum read on you
I've explained that I see shadi as town

[Serene]

and ask yourself this, jizz genius


if i were scum, why would I even bother saying I hadn't read the thread? my other heads would just carry on


and for the record, if I was, i'd be powerfucking shadi right now because he'd be SO FUCKING EASY to mislynch

[Serene]

now who's not fucking reading?

Head #1 felt strongly enough about it to put down a vote but admitted that it was gut and that wasn't much to go on

Head #3 agreed that Nacho may be scum

Head #2 is me and I trust the other two's reads above even my own

[Serene]

and for the record I have no clue what idea of ProHawk's your referring to

[Serene]

you'll just have to sit on your thumb and wait for the head that posted that now won't you

[Serene]

You still haven't addressed the case on our slot.

-Bulba

you seem awful concerned about what one head of a schitzophrenic hydra thinks of you


and I've already explained why you're scum. that's my own personal thought. i don't expect you to try and defend it but i'm god damn well not going to make up some bullshit to support my gut-read either

[Serene]

Skipping the rage walls with no substance, but uh... No. I'm not playing "Hydra Whack-a-mole", I'm playing "find scum and lynch them".

yeah well, I refuse to pretend to be able to explain something that I didn't post, so

[Serene]

All I've heard from your hydra is that we are scum due to Mac replacing out, which as I've explained, is a null tell and is not indicative of alignment. If you have something better, then by all means, let's hear it so that we can actually discuss something.

-Bulba

If I had something better, I'd be voting you, and I'd damn sure say so. I'm not gonna make up some bullshit reads just to appease you nor anyone else. What I've got is what I've got.

The replace out IS indicative of alignment to me. And honestly, that's all I really give a damn about. I read you as scum--- ONE head of a slot, even. One of the others said they trusted me and the third didn't comment.

If you're that upset that I see you scummy, then that's a you problem.

[Serene]

Remember--- I called you scum, and YOU threatened me.

Don't you ever in your fucking LIFE call my bluff Bulba.

[Serene]

anyway, I'm leaving for the night

MAYBE I COULDA READ THE FUCKING THREAD IF YOUR IDIOT HEAD HADN'T FUCKING DRIVEN ME TO MURDER


WHY THE FUCK YOU MAKE ME HIT YOU BABY

GOD

[Serene]

I'm sorry. I drowned some ceremonial kittens in the Ganges and I'm feeling better.

VOTE: Stevie

[Serene]

Dramonic showed me his role PM telepathically and he's town. I saw it with my third eye.

[Serene]

bulba and orc if you keep asking me to explain my scum read, youre gonna keep getting the same answer:

its a gut read based mostly on Macs replace out. i never pretended it was more than that, but the fact that bulba acts like i put together some huge case that he deftly refuted is flat out wrong. its a gut feeling and i never said otherwise.

if you continue to ask the same questions over and over, i will kill myself out of spite. i will bequeath my ashes to your loved ones who secretly hate you. these unholy warriors in my service will put these ashes in your food one day. i will return to life, absorbing myself into your bloodstreams, slowly invading your consciousness with my essence. you will become walking puppets, avatars of my annoyance at you. I will turn you into a conduit for my hate, using your meat temple as a vessel through which my anger will alienate everything you ever loved. i will ensure your bodies are elected to high officees. i will use that power to oppress your fellow citizenns and start senseless wars. when the smoking ruins odf these civilizations settle to dust, your names will be recorded in history as the most horrific war criminals in humankind's days


and no im not kuribo. but i hear that guys awesome.

if i were, then think of this hydra as court ordered anger management with head #1 Being our therapist.

[Serene]

I never claimed to have a solid case and its scummy as shit to pretend i did

I refuse to justify a gut read by making up some bullshit

[Serene]

Anyway if i were kuribo id tell you im gonna go wash the old folks now


but im not him so im gonna go meditate

[Serene]

Because as part of a closed scum hydra, id have no need to pretend i havent read the game. i could just as easily sheep my heads. or not post at all, letting the others do the work. it wouldnt matter what my reads were since no one was asking for them when the other heads were posting. id just keep my mouth shut.

shadi is pretty blatantly an easy mislynch. i read goonies mafia and if i were scum here, id drive him into the ground. and this town would be all about lynching him.

[Serene]

You got dayvigged and flipped scum

[Serene]

I'll start with isoing orc before I catch up.

#526 = Town read on Prohakwk because of his crazy approach
#527 = Mentions what Bro said looks forced, so read shouldn't be that townish I guess.
#528 = Mentions he likes Stevie's posts despite him being wrong (elaborate?)
#533 = Reads Bro as strong town and Stevie as well is his second strongest, those 2 are his strongest reads
#537 = Announces Nero as probably town but wanted a list
#543 = Vote on me and starts seeing me as scum, I obviously didn't like that vote as it was placed without a reason
#548 = Announces Zdenek should be a bigger worry than me
#596 = Interesting, he manages to call scum on like three players after calling it on me as well.
#663 = Sees Prohawk as better as good for voting on
#688 = What makes that so townish?
#694 = Your hardcore read on me as scum, can I ask what your current view is?
#712 #715 = Seems a bit too sure/forced, imo. But then again maybe it's biased as it's a scum read on me, nearly all your reads sound very strong
#835, = I firmly disagree


You seem to force some actions and you sound too sure about stuff. The people you read as scum as little as I like to admit it are people I could see being scum as well. You seem to make reads too fast though and throw them left to right and your thoughts lack organisation and logic sometimes, you seem to forget a case too fast and jump onto the other. So far in my very, very short experience on MS that's usually scum play. However, because of the people you target and some of your thoughts you process I can't really read you that well yet I'd have to say null.

Yeah this post is probably disappointing but w/e I'm gonna catch up now.

Thank you, you have just described orc's town play.

[Serene]

I think I'm starting to see Stubbs as more town than before

Also, whether you are town or mafia you are being completely dead-weight atm.

VOTE: dramonic

I will probably change my vote, just rather have it at a place I feel confident rather than nowhere.

I'm pretty sure dramonic is town, he's just a lazy scum-driven wagon.

Let's lynch Stevie. I hear he wears rope well.

[Serene]

Mac IS bulba, you illiterate boob

[Serene]

The dram read is based on his gameplay and is ordained by my heads that have vast experience with him

[Serene]

Me personally, i think dram would put more effort into his posting, but i completely undersand having a hard time with Day 1

[Serene]

^ Yes, that's part of it, the rest is instinct.

[Serene]

TSO ypu wouldnt know my scum game if you had tracked me to three kills

[Serene]

VOTE: serene

Have i told you what a god awful player you are even on a good day

[Serene]

Lol go go counterwagon
No genius MAC IS BULBA BECAUSE YOU FILLED MAC'S SLOT

HOW HARD IS THAT TO COMPREHEND

current reads are that shadi and dram are town, bulba stevie are scum maybe with orc
Rift probably town but might be buddying
calcifer is a scumread to two of my heads but not necessarily to me since i cant read nacho too well anyway
at least one scum in the lurkmass

Orc actually does suck and might just be idiot town

Domo can go in the town pile


head number one is threatening to inject me with 150ccs of thorazine

[Serene]

GREAT KARMIC VIBRATIONS

orcinus_theoriginal

How cute. Bulba starts calling us scum after the site deleted our post where i referred to him as scum.

VOTE: serene

bulba stevie are scum maybe with orc

Congratufuckinglations you noticed one of my jeads thought you were town four hundred posts ago

your hop onto a pointless bandwagon is either scummy as fuck or batshit bad town play

[Serene]

And you god damn right your chainsaw attack on me after bulba and feenixs overreaction to a MANY FUCKING TIMES EXPLAINED gut scumread looks scummy

you and them continue to fucking push "explain" WHEN I FUCKING HAVE


MANY


FUCKING TIMES

your abject lack of coherence is the stuff of histpry books and BOTH OF YOU have attempted to make it look like i laid out some drawn out case when i said FROM THE FUCKING START that it was gut


That is fucking scummy. Flail harder and you might save Stevie yet

[Serene]

Its opportunistic you damn right because they knpw i didnt bother reading the game



we have a QT but head 3 hasnt poated since before the crash and head 1 did some in thread earlier

head 1 thinks bulbafeel is town but i disagree

[Serene]

Its opportunistic you damn right because they knpw i didnt bother reading the game



we have a QT but head 3 hasnt poated since before the crash and head 1 did some in thread earlier

head 1 thinks bulbafeel is town but i disagree

[Serene]

I JUST FUCKING EXPLAINED DRAMONIC YOU IDIOT




GOD FUCKING DAMN HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU SURVIVED LIFE THIS LONG


YOU REDUNDANT FUCKING TIT

I HOPE YOU FALL IN A FUCKING HOLE BREAK BOTH LEGS AND END UP IN A SHITTY NURSING HOME WHERE YOU GET BEDSORES

[Serene]

Orc is beyond useleas and one day i hope tp SHIT IN HIS LIVING ROOM

[Serene]

Nero sooner or later youre actually going to have to play this game

Pedit: AGAIN THE READ WASNT MY OWN AND I REFUSE TO ATTEMPT MAKING UP BULLSHIT

[Serene]

The mac read, you disingenous fucking thing


was explained many times despite bulba constantly asking for it over and over like the fucking riddler

[Serene]

Im fucking off for the day

you idiots actually have my nose bleeding

[Serene]

Is orc seriously trying to use meta derived from an ongoing game

and from drunkposting at that


get to steppin with that bullshit man

[Serene]

It crushes my holy soul to type these words, for all the misery and sadness that this entails, but orcinus was town, is town, and will be town.

If we can get back on track and lynch Stevie, the temple's door will be wide open.

[Serene]

there is no fuckin way that thing is town


agreed about stevie

[Serene]

It crushes my holy soul to type these words, for all the misery and sadness that this entails, but orcinus was town, is town, and will be town.

If we can get back on track and lynch Stevie, the temple's door will be wide open.

hehe, pussy

hey orc one of my heads posted in the QT comparing you to pirate mollie

that's really mean


i wouldn't take that shit from me if i were you

It crushes my holy soul to type these words, for all the misery and sadness that this entails, but orcinus was town, is town, and will be town.

If we can get back on track and lynch Stevie, the temple's door will be wide open.

hehe, pussy

this on the other hand, this guy is so town he may as well be masons with me

[Serene]

really didn't mean to quote that twice, fuck my life

[Serene]

what gender are the majority of your heads?

It depends on what you look for in a foursome.

[Serene]

@ Zdenek

You realize Stubbs is scum, right?

[Serene]

broseidon wouldn't know fake rage if it fucked him in the ass

[Serene]

and by the by, broseiden, i think being pissed off is pretty understandable when i have the fucking riddler shouting RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN WHAT ARE YOUR READS NO THOSE ARENT READS GIVE ME READS ALSO EXPLAIN YOUR READS THAT EXPLANATION DOESNT COUNT AND NEITHER DOES THAT ONE AND NEITHER DOES THAT ONE AND NEITHER DOES THAT ONE AND NEITHER DOES THAT ONE AND NEITHER DOES THAT ONE AND ALSO I WILL THREATEN TO YELL AT YOU WHILE NERO CALLS YOU A CUNT


fuck that noise

[Serene]

But the insane head's so annoying I just want to vote to be done with it.

i've been trying to convince the QT to unleash the third head actually

[Serene]

GAME SNAPSHOT

dramonic

(5)

- KingCrabd, Metal Sonic, StubbsKVM, BulbaFenix,

Shadi1337

BROseidon

(4)

- ProHawk, Brian Hollywood, DOMO,

Serene

StevieT92

(3)

- Nero, The Goat,

Zdenek

Serene

(3)

-

orcinus_theoriginal

, Ankamius, TheIrishPope

Shadi1337

(2)

- T S O,

BROseidon

Doc Holliday

(2)

-

Calcifer

, Rift Adrift

Zdenek

(1)

-

StevieT92

Nero (1)

-

Doc Holliday

Mac (1)

- dramonic

The Goat (1)

-

TMTOLBTWNTOF

StubbsKVM (1)

- Baby Spice

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm looks like the scum has got a plan.

[Serene]

dramonic is my mason.

[Serene]

I want a mason number.

1-800-555-1212

[Serene]

Serene, in your snapshot, you're voting Bro, who you have as town.

I thought I was this:

VOTE: Stevie

[Serene]

Caught up in real time, so.

Caught up in real time, but

no vote

, sticking to the scum strategy of pissing away their votes?

I think you ought to bus Stevie.

[Serene]

Bulba, please explain Stevie

StevieT92

: His reasons for voting and suspecting slots near the beginning of the day were bad, and I also didn't like how he said that no one should be townreading anybody so early in the game. It felt like he was trying to keep town from finding each other for as long as possible, and instead wanted them to focus on who he deigned as scum. His posts since then have not improved.

I'd also like to add his backpedaling when confronted on his townreading comment, as well as him taking potshots at players without taking stances or providing analysis.

-Bulba

Everyone knows TMTOLBTWNTOF is scum.

[Serene]

@ Stubbs

"Expect a post tomorrow at the latest." A post that never came. He's lazy lurking scum.

We can lynch TMTOLBTWNTOF instead.

[Serene]

arguing with serene is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're retarded.

I'm so glad you got this gratuitous, day-late & dollar-short comment out of your system.

Kindly resume herding the sheep onto the Stevie wagon.

[Serene]

I see the scum went and brought the rage out of the garden of peace.

No world is without white and black

Scum like Bulba is what allows us town to exist and have purpose

[Serene]

hehehheh
HhehAHHE
A

AHEHAHAEHAHAHH
A
A


WWHAT

WHATS THIS

BULBA IS REALLY TRYIGN TO PUSH US ON THAT HORSESHIT "THEYRE AFRAID TO BE LYNCHED" LINE?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOURE UP AGAINST

I CAN

TATSE YOUR FEAR BULBA

I CAN TASTE YOUR FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN

[Serene]

Caught up and have snuck onto a computer. Disappointed with Fenix, as he was supposed to help me by getting me live reads while I read through the game. Anyway, here is the official reads list and catchup post:

Town

Rift Adrift

: 1 of 2 strong town reads from when I was initially skimming the thread before we replaced in. They are actively scumhunting, and all of their posts read genuine.

Calcifer

: 2nd of the strong town reads from initial skim. Same as Calcifer, only not as strong.

King Crabd

: All of their posts read as genuine. There is no attempt at fakery here.

Ankamius

: There is some genuine thought here. I was a little nervous about his mention of LYLO in #328, but I get the sense that he's the type of player to consider that as town.

DOMO

: Not as much of a gut read as the others. They appeal to the logic part of me, and they are actively scumhunting. Everything they do comes from town motivation. Therefore, they're town.

Metal Sonic

: Trust me, he's town. I wish he'd post more, though, without me having to tunnel him to death...

Baby Spice

: What little she's posted has consisted of actual scumhunting. I'd like to see more, but I'm willing to call her town for now.

BROseidon

: Everybody who thinks he's scum needs to have their heads examined. Calling out a stupid anti-town plan is not scummy. Self-voting is not scummy (contrary to popular opinion). Heck, in Voided's Nightless Mountainous game, there were 4 self votes (including myself). Guess what? They were all town. He's doing some genuine scumhunting here. He's town. Deal with it.

Null/Town

Zdenek

: I almost want to call him town. However, he's done a few things that I've never seen from him before when he was town in Voided's game. I want to observe him a little bit more first before I put him fully in the town pile.

TheIrishPope

: Fenix convinced me to put him more in the null section. Personally, I like him for town. I'm not sure I see the scum motivation in his posts. Regardless, he makes me laugh, so I'm not keen about lynching him anytime soon.

Null

Orcinus_theoriginal

: Not sure how to take this one. On the one hand, I like him for town, due to him actively scumhunting. On the other hand, I'm not agreeing with a lot of his reads, and he's been too eager lately to jump on some really fishy wagons. I think I'll need more time to sort this one out.

Serene

: Personally, I'd love to list this slot as town, not only because I liked the Newbie rage quit from their predecessor, but also because I like the idea of all the hydras being town together. However, I really do not like #646. Normally when I've seen town super secret hydras, they are not worried about being lynched should the heads become known, rather, they're worried about being NK'd. The fact that Serene said lynched suggests that they're not worried about the NK. I also do not like their push of Calcifer. The only reason they are null is because I see reasons why they could be town, and I originally wanted to put them as null/town. However, Fenix wanted to put them as scum. We compromised, hence the null.

The Goat

: Nothing much has been posted from this slot. The closest we get to anything alignment indicative is #461, which feels slightly town to me. Interested in what we get from his replacement.

TSO

: Honestly, I keep flip flopping on him. He'll post something I'll believe is scummy, such as some of his initial cases, or his attack of Metal Sonic, or his recent push for town cred. But then he'll post a bunch of things that are strongly town. I'll probably watch him and see what I think about him tomorrow.

Nero

: Eddie likes him for town. I have a bit of a scum lean on him. However, I'm not sure if this is due to actual scumminess or a difference in playstyle. He posts similarly to TIP, but he's not doing so to be funny. He doesn't explain any of his reads, he attacks players without basis, and I'm sure I've seen him arbitrarily sheeping at points (I need to check this one out later.). At best his play is anti-town. I'm just not sure if it's actually scummy.

?Null/Scum?

Shadi1337

: To be honest, I'm beginning to like him more, so he may move up before long. I just didn't like his flail earlier, as I didn't think that it felt like town flail. Fenix and I struggled real hard on his placement. Actually, screw it, he's plain null. Fenix, we can talk about it later.

Actual Null/Scum

StubbsKVM

: Fenix and I went back and forth on this one. Admittedly, it's a gut read. I don't think that a lot of his posts feel genuine. Definitely going to watch this slot as the day progresses.

Brian Hollywood

: Fenix fought for his placement closer to the scum pile. Brian hasn't posted anything game related. All of his posts have avoided what was actually happening at the time. I also don't buy his reaction to Zdenek's fake day kill, as that gambit is common enough that Brian's reaction could be faked (I've actually seen it at least twice before, and I'm relatively new to the site.).

Scum

TMTOLBTWNTOF

: I actually agree with our predecessor on this slot, although I get the feeling that Fenix is not convinced. TMT is active lurking. What he posts appears to be content at first glance, but it is actually saying nothing of importance.

Doc Holliday

: I don't like his blatant opportunism. I also feel that he and TIP are not on the same team, due to his #75 and TIP's response. If Doc is actually town, I'm actually going to take a second look at TIP.

StevieT92

: His reasons for voting and suspecting slots near the beginning of the day were bad, and I also didn't like how he said that no one should be townreading anybody so early in the game. It felt like he was trying to keep town from finding each other for as long as possible, and instead wanted them to focus on who he deigned as scum. His posts since then have not improved.

Dramonic

: His posts have contained absolutely no content. #734 feels more like knowledge than actual setup spec. He feels sure in his answer, where anybody speculating would use language that indicated that they were unsure or guessing.

ProHawk

: Post #10 was really bad, as has been repeatedly explained. However, I can understand why people are hesitant to use that as their only reasoning. His later posts, though, do not feel like town. They have a slimy quality to them, and it feels as if he's trying to manipulate people when he addresses them so that they say something that he can attack as scummy. He's scum and needs to be lynched as soon as possible. I'll be addressing some of his posts soon.

Going to address a few more recent posts before I go. Any questions?

-Bulba

Some quality scum tryharding up in this thread.


BOKO WO MITE

BOKO WO MITE

I LISTED READ ON EEEREYBODY IN DA CLUB.


PICK THESE APART AND YOU SEE THESE READS FOR THE SHALLOW SACKS OF CONTENT THEY REALLY ARE.

"dramonic has posted almost no content" = "THE GRASS IS FUCKING GREEN AND GUESS WHAT THE SKY IS BLUE"

and theres so much dissonance and excuses to be on the fence on about a 100 people its not even funny

this shit

needs

to BURN

VOTE: BULBAFENIX

[Serene]

oh shit



you guys woke up head #3

[Serene]

We are not lynching Bulba scum at the moment. We await are death at the hand's of him and his partners, and hope we pass into the other realm with warm wishes and the promise of Bulba's head at a future date.

For now, we will let Bulba lead us to his own partners

Unvote:
Vote: Stevie

As one who wants to stay in the good graces with a black mask is wont to do.

[Serene]

IM TIRED OF THIS HIPPIE BULLSHIT

YOU LEAVE A TOWN TO ITS OWN ACCORD AND THEY GO AND DRIVE THEMSELVES OFF AF UCKING CLIFF

I SWEAR TO GOD WE CAN SHOUT THAT BULBA IS SCUM EVEN AS A CORPSE AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST SHRUG IT OFF AND KEEP ON KEEPING ON RIGHT INTO THEIR OWN HELL

BULBA

IS

A
SLIPPERY

SCUMFUCK

WHO WILL KILL US

AND WILL DO IT WITH A SMILE

[Serene]

i just gotta say to my other heads


i love you guys, i really do


<3

[Serene]

HEY RIFT I LIEK THE CUT OF YORU JIB

BUT YOUR VOTE

ITS

IN A VERY NONBULBA PLACE RIGHT NOW

SO WHERES YUOR MONEY OR YOUR MOUTH SON

[Serene]

I MEAN

I WANT TO MURDER BUBLA AND HANG HIS INSIDES FROM A TREE

BUT I WAS SENT HERE AS PART OF A REHAB PRGORAM AND THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS I JUST CANT DO FREELY

[Serene]

Remember, we use the term "gently reminded of your humanity." Rehabilitation has certain negative implications that do not apply here.

You are a kind soul deep down,

please, remember yourself.

And remember you can only kill one scum at a time.

[Serene]

Remember, we use the term "gently reminded of your humanity." Rehabilitation has certain negative implications that do not apply here.

You are a kind soul deep down,

please, remember yourself.

And remember you can only kill one scum at a time.

[Serene]

BUT

BUIT
T
BUT

HOL;Y FUCKIN SHIT

HES

YAWNING AT ME

WHY SO SLEEPY SCUM?

CANT WAIT TO GO TO FUCKING NIGHT TIME?

YOU CHEEKY SCUMFUCK

[Serene]

Paranoia is setting in I can see.

BUT I THOUGHT I WAS SCUM?

ONLY FUCKING TOWN ARE PARANOID

YOU DISSONANT PIECE OF MAFIA

[Serene]

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to look at dramonic's posts to see that, before the claim of the mason pairing, there is NOTHING that he is contributing as far as the hunt for scum goes.

What has Nero or TOTPBWhatever contributed?

[Serene]

I think you're paranoid that we are seeing your slot as scummy.

I'm going to list all of the fucks any of us give about how you personally view our slot and they are as follows




.

[Serene]

Tell me, what makes us so scummy to you??

Your opportunism in attacking what you viewed as a vulnerable head (an accusation you later went on to attack someone else with after doing this yourself)
Your constant "POST READS NOW READS NOW READS NOW THOSE AREN'T READS READS NOW" while ignoring other players who have done jack and or shit
Your endless "ohhh you just wait till bulba sees this" fuck you and your bulba
Accusing people of posting fluff while again ignoring people who do the same
Your attempt to use the meta of a player who ISN'T EVEN IN THE FUCKING GAME to justify your anything ("I've seen kuribo as town and" no fuck you)

and thats just off the top of my head really



when you get to hell, tell them you're not quite fucking sure if kuribo sent you

[Serene]

YOU AND BULBA ARE THE SAME FUCKING SLOT


WHEN I SAY BULBA


I AM REFERRING TO YOUR SLOT


IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR RIDING SECOND FIDDLE

[Serene]

What has Nero or TOTPBWhatever contributed?

Dram has contributed many dramlike things.

To accuse otherwise, to paint otherwise

You are a scum artist.

[Serene]

Except you DO give nero a free pass for doing jack shit:

Nero: Eddie likes him for town. I have a bit of a scum lean on him. However, I'm not sure if this is due to actual scumminess or a difference in playstyle. He posts similarly to TIP, but he's not doing so to be funny. He doesn't explain any of his reads, he attacks players without basis, and I'm sure I've seen him arbitrarily sheeping at points (I need to check this one out later.). At best his play is anti-town. I'm just not sure if it's actually scummy.

[Serene]

you love it dram

[Serene]

You call that a "free pass"?

The part where you called him town, then explained why he's scummy, then said you weren't sure it was scummy?


Yep, looks like a free pass to me.

[Serene]

He was asking for Nero or TMT... Not sure why you would even mention dram in there.

you also ignore the fact that i was asking YOU what nero or TOTwhatever had contributed

[Serene]

We should compromise on Bulbascum, because I don't think BRO is one with the shadows.

I look forward to our unity and progression.

[Serene]

"happy reading"

couldn't get any more insincere if you were hosting Wednesday night book clubs


get this fuck out of my town

[Serene]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: BULBA

SERENITY NOW

SERENITY NOW

AHEHAHAHAHAHAH

ALL ABOARD THE DEATH MOTHAFUCKIN TRAIN

[Serene]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: BULBA

SERENITY NOW

SERENITY NOW

AHEHAHAHAHAHAH

ALL ABOARD THE DEATH MOTHAFUCKIN TRAIN

i support this 100%

[Serene]

Who have I ignored?

metal sonic--- by his own admission--- has posted absolutely shit


and you call him town while directly addressing him like, what? twice?

[Serene]

Calcifer's post lacks a conclusion.

That bugs me but that's probably because I'm running out of incense.

[Serene]

hey now i liked that post



i imagine it's because you're not done reading



sup mastin

[Serene]

you're not mastin

[Serene]

lets elect stevie? ey?

I have a lot of respect of that kind of dogged bus'ing.

[Serene]

That really reads like scum who lurked out of trouble and is now trying for town points.

Who? I hope you mean who I think you mean.

[Serene]

That really reads like scum who lurked out of trouble and is now trying for town points.

Who? I hope you mean who I think you mean.

I meant Stevie.

(For someone who usually bangs on about context, that was especially bad from me)

I am so disappointed. I thought you meant Calciscum.

[Serene]

Calcifer, am I correct in saying you townread Stevie?

Oh look, we have intercepted scum-to-scum communication.

[Serene]

Maybe across scum teams. They probably aren't all buddies.

TMT is trying to get calcifer to do his dirty work and defend his buddy.

If this game turns out to be multiscum, we're speed-lynching Zdenek.

NOT ON MY WATCH, scum.

[Serene]

Bravo BulbaFenix, you managed to bore me off your wagon.

This is more exciting.

VOTE: Calcifer

[Serene]

Or you can vote Calcifer now, and read later.

[Serene]

It has not escaped my notice that Mr. Random Letters is on everyone's scum list.

Just a thought. Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Serene]

Calcifer has given me the scum shivers since I replaced in, but these most recent posts have sealed the deal:

Maybe across scum teams. They probably aren't all buddies.

TMT is trying to get calcifer to do his dirty work and defend his buddy.

If this game turns out to be multiscum, we're speed-lynching Zdenek.

There's this little fake out about multiscum vs. singlescum, followed by sowing the seeds of a witch-hunt on a townie based on a multiscum theory (urgh what? you're right, it makes no sense whatsoever = scum). Either the game is singlescum and this is safe distancing (I doubt it) or Calcifer knows the game is multiscum and wants a stupid reason to go after a townie.

So, Nacho recommended me not bothering to read the whole thread and to just get the gist of the happenings right now.

What I got from the last five pages is...not much. Metal Sonic looks town, Rift obviously looks town, too.

Selkies

orcinus might be scum (or not, now that I know it's him, but worth looking into further). Ankamius looks like scum to me, too.
Granted, both of these are partially reliant on BulbaFenix being scum. Though I certainly sorta lean that way, it's far from solid, regrettably.

Stubbs looks town, too.
Granted, still need 52 and 53, and this is weak-as-hell, but it's where I stand.

I mean - look at the above post, it's nothing but relativist scumtells. So-and-so MAY BE scum, but only if that-other-one is town, but partially leaning on Bozo-the-clown being SK.

That's top notch scum yakshit.

[Serene]

... but I didn't

There is an error in this post.

[Serene]

Your post is devoid of a Calcifer vote. You lose 5 points.

[Serene]

Calcifer is scum? Nah
And hey! Look!
I don't give a fuck if I lost points

Your powers of perception are weak. Your credibility with the gods is correspondingly small.

[Serene]

Reincarnate: TheIrishPope

[Serene]

Nero is scum. He is not posting walls to harass us to lynch 7 townies in a row. He is tunneling on just one player, and hasn't yet produced a fake guilty on that player. He is insincere and therefore scum.

The bowl of Alpha-Bits player is also scum but we all know that, there is however a curse on voting him that might lead to the earth being sucked into a wormhole straight into another dimension.

[Serene]

The amount of insults proffered by Nero are ordained by a simple mathematical formula involving your total number of posts, your average number of words per post, the total times you address him directly or completely ignore him, and how many posts have been made by others between your most recent post, and his.

He is like the tides.

One cannot be offended by tides.

[Serene]

I must reiterate that even a predictable phenomena such as a Nero insult tide can receive a scum role PM, which is the case in this instance.

[Serene]

So Calcifer is unlynchable? That works, too.

VOTE: TMTOLBTWNTOF

I cannot conceive of anyone objecting to this righteous lynch.

[Serene]

Orc, regardless of the number of players, he has been very selective in who you make certain accusations toward. This does not indicate scum hunting.


I'm not accusing him of hydra dissonance. I'm saying that he continually has made threats that OH JUST YOU WAIT TILL BULBA SEES THIS. Yet when I responded in kind (I really fucking hate when people threaten me) it was all "oooooh why are you raging" don't start shit you can't finish and we'll get along better.

"Really resorting to this?" Fine. From here on I will play with you by expecting you to adhere to another player's meta. Maybe Tierce.

[Serene]

It's not scum hunting to accuse people of posting fluff and turning a blind eye to others doing the same.


And you yourself have done plenty of it with you Majiffy-esque vote spam. The Tierce I know and love would never do that as town.

[Serene]

Tierce why are you talking to me like that


Everyone knows you're Tierce



And if you really thought I was kuribo, you'd have seen the rage and spam as null

But you didn't therefore you know I'm not kuribo therefore your argument is flawed


What happened to you Tierce you used to be good

[Serene]

Tierce this is nothing like your town meta

You accuse me of being kuribo and then completely disregard kuribo meta anyway

Your posts are barely coherent and that's coming from a guy that used to read

James Patterson

Dan Brown novels.

[Serene]

you know what scares me

of all the sperm your dad ejaculated

you were actually the smartest & fastest

or was your mom's egg just so nasty that everyone else didn't want to go for it

What do you want from me man my parents were heroin addicts

[Serene]

And again, not only using kuribo meta


But DRUNK kuribo meta!

From Pikmin mafia which is ONGOING

You know better tierce.

[Serene]

And lol at the mention of GreyICE being a catchphrase or whatever

I mean you realize right that he's an actual player on this site? Who once got banned for calling someone a turbocunt

[Serene]

Head 1 never gives reasons

Head 3 even I barely understand

They are my mafiascum soulmates

Best hydra ever.

My reason for the rage was that fuck BULBA threatening me with rage. That shit don't fly. If you don't want to play with dogs then stay on the fucking porch.

No they didn't drop me but when I was three my mothers boyfriend beat me so bad he nearly killed me

[Serene]

Lots of people have played with GreyICE

Including you

[Serene]

Nero is scum. He is not posting walls to harass us to lynch 7 townies in a row. He is tunneling on just one player, and hasn't yet produced a fake guilty on that player. He is insincere and therefore scum.

The bowl of Alpha-Bits player is also scum but we all know that, there is however a curse on voting him that might lead to the earth being sucked into a wormhole straight into another dimension.

nero is town

i will stake your life on it

We now have confirmation of Neroscum with the activation of orcinus' reverse-scumdar.

[Serene]

We can't lynch all the scum on day 1. We have to pick one. Why it TMT a better lynch than bulba?

He is the strangely wagonless universal scumread.

We have to shake that up.

[Serene]

your case so far sucks

My case sucks, but I'm right, is that what you're saying?

[Serene]

I appear to be the only one with the clarity of psychic vision necessary to pick up the scum role PM that belies the motivation behind post 1403.

I can accept that; life is suffering.

[Serene]

You should encourage Nacho/Mastin/Calcifer to bus TMTOLBTWNTOF.

Their reputation will suffer if they don't.

[Serene]

I'm ignoring the shit out of you

Never say these words to an attention whore such as myself.

VOTE: Calcifer

[Serene]

i don't really have a read on TMT because it's quite possible he just sucks and i'm not good at reading those kinds of players

I have these players for breakfast and that one is scum. I'm sure the night won't be kind to him, I'm happy to hunt for larger fry during daylight hours.

[Serene]

Me not being kuribo is far from the basis of why BULBA is scum. Granted sometimes I get so pissed and distracted by arguing with people that my scum hunting suffers.

That's why this hydra is my therapy. Errrr my personality enrichment program


Why the fuck does autocorrect all caps that


pedit: hey calc the funny thing is that the post you quoted IS the karmic poster

[Serene]

ALL ABOARD

Ah-EEEEWWWWWWW! Ah-eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

chugga chugga chugga chugga

[Serene]

Yea at least two of us are online


No I don't feel like going to the hydra QT right now

Yes I am comfortable with that

[Serene]

Also maybe I speak in catch phrases because you are fun to antagonize and it helps me get a read on you

[Serene]

No.

Help us here. We need a Calcifer wagon for *reasons*

[Serene]

a shaky slight town.

Vote him just the same. That's how we play the game.

[Serene]

To be clear: we are pissing around the pot a lot and we are failing to form vigorous wagons. Everyone needs to grab their shovels and fire coal in the engine.

[Serene]

Pinch your nose and vote.

The game engine is stalling.

[Serene]

This is a sign that the scum aren't bus'ing and that this game may in fact not be multiball.

All the anemic wagons we've had thus far have been on townies.

This leads me to suspect a "no-bus" directive in the scum QT, and Mastin (Calcifer) would certainly be pushing this.

[Serene]

^------ Shit I bet you're right

[Serene]

Hmm, in which post do you point out Calc as scum the first time? I want to read your analysis again after all your bantering I forgot.

Pretty much from the very start.

[Serene]

Willing to lynch: Bulba,

Cephrir/Doc Holliday

, TMT, The Goat

Walk with me now, I will walk with you tomorrow.

Let's rattle Calcifer. Apples might fall.

[Serene]

Willing to lynch: Bulba,

Cephrir/Doc Holliday

, TMT, The Goat

Walk with me now, I will walk with you tomorrow.

Let's rattle Calcifer. Apples might fall.

And then apple pie for all!

[Serene]

Holy fucking buddha on a stick

If you guys don't want to lynch people for flimsy reasons, why are you even playing this game?

Shit

You guys can't even get your shit together for a TMTURIYTURIOF wagon! If we can't lynch that obv-scum, we're never going to lynch anybody.

Nero can you please fake claim a guilty on TMTURIYTURIOF? We all know he's the Godfather. No one in this rat-infested temple can find their ballwzzz to take the most simple and obvious decision.

[Serene]

Me talking shit is more likely to be an indication of the quality of weed I'm smoking. If you can be bothered to meta me, you'll see I talk a lot of crap.

Oddly reflective.

Do you not recognize the pre-emptive "Imma gonna be scummy all game hehehhee but I beat you to the punch with an excuse SUKERZ"?????

YOU CANNOT REACH ENLIGHTENMENT WITHOUT OPENING YOUR EYES

[Serene]

Orc how do you call Mac scum and bulbafeenix town

[Serene]

Oh wait Orc has BULBA as scum too

Disregard, I suck cocks

[Serene]

Wait I was right the first time.

Pedit: damn your heart

[Serene]

spending four hours on something to be told your product is worthless is really demoralizing

Yeah maybe but remember that it's

scum

that is telling you that your product is worthless.

[Serene]

Doctor Karma, I wrote you something in Arts and Crafts that fits the occasion

"In the garden, we must cultivate and tend our precious flowers
The sun beats down upon the flowers, drying them, making them thirst
A thirst must be quenched if our garden is to grow.
The weeds must be removed lest they choke the life of our flowers and deny the beauty of our garden.
Only the blood of weeds will suffice to quench the thirst of our flowers
Only the moldering corpses of fucking scum weeds will suffice as fertilizer
By our firm but tender hand, we tend our garden
Even when our flowers hate us for it.

[Serene]

Unvote,
Vote: BulbaFenix

.

@dramonic, you can safely vote Calcifer.

The thing is flailing hard trying to pretend he's in control.

[Serene]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... &start=200
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... er_sort=Go

Vote: Cephrir

And here is another recent "oh noes please don't lynch our sorry scummy ass oh noesss" vote for Cephrir, who seems pretty town to me but has made himself vulnerable by posting a lot.

[Serene]

Prohawk I don't know what you are trying to accomplish with that post that's missing a Calcifer vote.

[Serene]

Nero is town. His scumgame is far less useful (no I'm serious)

His town game is his scum game. I think your Nero read is wrong. He's super-scum to me.

[Serene]

It's insulting rubbish like this that suck any will to bother reading the game.

Then don't read the game and make some of us happy by voting Calcifer.