Squid Game! Game Over!

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Complaining about a large game having too many pages is like complaining about too many bolts of sequined silk in the werk room.

Girl, you know this game is going to be an explosion of glitter eye shadow and setting powder, you better learn to relax and enjoy it.

VOTE: Noraa

[Mama Ru]

mama ru ur voting norra for captain

UNVOTE:

That's what happens when you miss the producer's meeting. I better read the minutes.

In the meantime, is this better?

VOTE: DkKoba

[Mama Ru]

A player is designated as a Captain if they receive five votes. (Players may self-vote)

A captain must pick a team of five from the people voting for them(this always includes themselves as one of five)

Mama Ru wants to team up with DkKoba, decimate bigotry and wrap the world in rainbows.

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Having said that I do have love for all of you.

Nobody has ever called my "good at math" but I must draw attention to the fact that

three players hog 50% of the post count.

You all know I love me some chatterboxes and incorrigible gossips but we have a situation where some of the more restrained players are completely drowned. Can we give them some love?

[Mama Ru]

Whoever wants me on their team gets my vote.

Mama Ru doesn't word vomit; when she speaks, it's to sashay away the right bottom queen.

[Mama Ru]

WhemeStar's joyous spirit explodes all over the runway like thousands of glitter bombs. We must be made team mates somehow.

[Mama Ru]

WhemeStar's joyous spirit explodes all over the runway like thousands of glitter bombs. We must be made team mates somehow.

i don't want wheme in my team tho, and i do want u :/

TEAM "GET A ROOM"

[Mama Ru]

How come i literally don't even get to be in peoples reads lists.

time to deliver that read list everyone was hyped about:

Town:
NorwegianboyEE
Null:
NorwegianEE
Scum:
Norwee

Firebringer, you are a top Queen for this challenge. You are safe. Chanté, you stay.

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Your hostess Ru Paul

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Mama Ru

Queen Glitta Bomb

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WhemeStar

- for the stand up comic challenge

Queen Minty Lishous

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tictac

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Queen Gemma Fawcett

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Gamma Emerald

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Queen Cookie Kooky

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Loki Dokie

- for the interview challenge

[Mama Ru]

VOTE: Mama Ru

Pooky "Ross Matthews" Magical Bear will be our mascot.

[Mama Ru]

My heart breaks a little bit for Noraa who is blacklisted for teams.

Queen Noraa Whoraa

can stand in as our muse.

[Mama Ru]

We're going to have:

• All the Anastasia Berverly Hills make up you've been dreaming of
• Sewing machines, baby!
• Girl, can you say wigs?
• Endless bolts of sequined silk

[Mama Ru]

There is a rumor that the Villbergs might show up to give us pep talks.

[Mama Ru]

mama ru supports fracking

Close... replace "ra" by "u" and you've got something I wholeheartedly support.

[Mama Ru]

Baby, you can't have a drag race without fuel.

[Mama Ru]

Mama may I join your wagon of fabulousness? After all consent is handsome as hell.

Consent is an aphrodisiac. Your stage name can be Pompadour Wigg!

[Mama Ru]

Team Gorgeous MUST happen.

[Mama Ru]

Who else would you want on a Nora + Mama team?

Idc i just want mama

Mama's here, love.

[Mama Ru]

Honestly I’d say take StD and let Mama Ru be the fourth captain. But that’s just me.

But I need one more. I already healed myself, STD, tictac and SS, so ’m one short.

Bitch, you stole my Queen Minty Lishous tictac... I gotta respect the competitive drive though.

VOTE: Mama Ru

[Mama Ru]

Queen Cookie Kooky, you snatched Queen Gemma Fawcett from Team Gorgeous! Three out of five of Team Gorgeous members have been kidnapped We'll have to have a talk after I consult with my intellectual property lawyer... but first, my wig stylist Curtis Foreman has some new exciting acquisitions for me to try on. There's a chance I might forget all about you.

[Mama Ru]

What if the odd man out is given a huge pivotal role with a lot of responsibility.
That would be an meme.

Could it be...

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Queen Sparkle Pendragon

's smoldering talent is setting the runway ablaze. Bravo! The realness is

red-hot

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[Mama Ru]

fairy odd parents

Please tell me

Ross Matthews

does voice overs for this show.

[Mama Ru]

Loftwing, who I hear is Jake the Wolfie in drag, performed 13 hours ago. I am being very generous when I say "performed."

[Mama Ru]

Loftwing blessed us with a post as recently as 20 hours ago, and it was a delight.

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Queen Noraa Whoraa
Queen Scythia Calculus
Queen Amber Q. Sassycheeks
Queen Marmosette Fiddy

Step forward please.

You are the top queens this week.

Queen Noraa Whoraa

, you really spread out... your wings and deeply connected with the audience in the musical challenge. You finally answered the judges' call, girl! Michelle Visage might have thought your make up was too tarty, but no one can criticize how you played your strumpet with the pit crew band.

Queen Scythia Calculus

, thank you for bringing back the muff in fashion with your winter-theme look. We all want warm hands! Condragulations on getting over the rough hump of your sewing machine repeatedly snagging in the shag fabric.

Queen Amber Q. Sassycheek

, your cheesy rodent runway look made us shriek "eeeek!" Have you reached your peak? We hope you're on a streak.

Queen Marmosette Fiddy

, your musical challenge was quite the howler. You are supposed to make a homme-age, not ape your subject - even when lipsyncing to the Gorillaz.

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Queen Chick Enwings, you are the bottom queen.
Impersonating Beyoncé is not your destiny, child. Sorry my dear, but you are no longer on the panel.

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HEAL: MamaRu
HEAL: Noraa
HEAL: MathBlade
HEAL: NumberQ
HEAL: Almost50

[Mama Ru]

Mama Ru doesn't have the stamina for this.

[Mama Ru]

I don't have time to refresh every 3 seconds.

[Mama Ru]

I hope when I splat on the ground, it will release all my glitter. But there is no chance I am getting a parachute.

Loki darling, not grabbing a parachute is one way to be released for the shackles of our game mortal coil.

[Mama Ru]

Not a pagetop

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Not pagetop

[Mama Ru]

Not pagetop

[Mama Ru]

I have reached the maximum amount of time I am willing to devote to mindless refreshing. Here i am, brain the size of a planet...

[Mama Ru]

No way I can grab a parachute in 4 or 5 seconds. It takes that long for me to refresh, add ONE second to realize the post and another to respond, then 4-5 seconds for the quote screen to open, 2-3 seconds to paste the phrase and another second to click submit.. and assume at least 2 seconds for the message to be sent. That a MINIMUM of 15 seconds if I'm lucky and both the PC & connection are running smoothly.

Right? Mama can't do this.

[Mama Ru]

Really thinking of just splatting rn

I'm smashing that LIKE button right now.

[Mama Ru]

"Minimum"

Time to Next Parachute

(expired on 2021-11-04 16:20:00)

[Mama Ru]

"Minimum"

Time to Next Parachute

(expired on 2021-11-04 21:20:00)

Was that the last parachute?

[Mama Ru]

This is a parachute

Take parachute

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Lawsuit incoming for repetitive movement injury to F5 finger and heart attack when I saw the parachute post.

[Mama Ru]

I'm still shaking like a leaf.

[Mama Ru]

Gongratz mama

Come here and give me a hug you adorable bunny. If I could, and my poor body could stand the stress, I'd grab one for you.

[Mama Ru]

Petition to mute Norwee and Wheme

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[Mama Ru]

We lost our gorgeous

green Queen Noraa Whoraa

last night, and I'm going to miss her.

She left everything on the floor in Team Queen's werk room. Heart, blood, guts and all. The walls were green with the splatter. She may be gone, but she will not be forgotten. I wish you'd all been there to see it; she'd still be alive today, and useless

spamton

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suitcase of red lipstick

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[[irritating square brackets]]

in her stead.

To honor her cherished memory, I carry her dying words to you all. Please listen in respectful silence. Do not clap.

She cried out with every breath:

MATH IS SCUM

She pointed out the following:

• Morning Tweet
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  Hmmm, that ain't no lie.
  
  
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• RCE
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• Spamton
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• tictac
  has bad reads, we must tighten the screw.

[Mama Ru]

But your team probably has scum in it

As does yours.

If you believe

Team Queen

is redder than

Team We're Trying

it's still a good idea to join up if only to dilute red influences. Especially with Team Queen down one greenie.

[Mama Ru]

I think Dwlee's parachute grab for toog was huge scum flag

Your outrage is BS

Darby hard dropped off and toog made me townread them by what they said in the PT

How is my outrage BS when you took the last parachute for someone who only has 8 posts and you townread for PT posts

I can’t read your PT why would that ever be BS lmao

You claiming I’m open wolfing is bs

I agree with this.

In the same vein we need to examine why Firebringer grabbed a a parachute for

square bracket abuser

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non-player

spamton.

[Mama Ru]

people grabbed for MathBlade,

Help Mama's memory, who was that? That's someone else we need to look at.

[Mama Ru]

I like the Panda's thinking.

[Mama Ru]

I have an announcement to make.

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Trust: Firebringer

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I am a shameless whore, how can I limit myself to one proposal?

໒( ᓀ ‸ ᓂ )७

[Mama Ru]

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Loki Dokie, you are looking absolutely resplendent tonight. How do you do it?

I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

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[Mama Ru]

Loki, I think the band is playing

our song

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[Mama Ru]

(~␣ ~❀)

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A lady waits until she's asked.

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Just in case we're dealing with a cop from the vice squad.

[Mama Ru]

How wonderful life is when you're in the world. I turn to Jell-O every time I hear this line being sung.

[Mama Ru]

I wholeheartedly

accept

to dance with you, my Loki.

[Mama Ru]

Mama Ru, will you accept this dance?

@ POOKY

ACCEPTED

[Mama Ru]

Loki Dokie, will you dance with me?

[Mama Ru]

They still have to be accepted

And who are you proposing to?

[Mama Ru]

Why did A50/Toog pair together again?

That's one that should probably be flipping relatively soon.

Yep because I’m relatively confident toog’s scum here.

I'm really looking forward to some privacy in our velvet-draped PT.

[Mama Ru]

Why did A50/Toog pair together again?

Everything surrounding Almost50 in this game has been enigmatic fairy dust.

[Mama Ru]

The Saving of Spamton

rated a humiliating 8% on rottentomatoes.

[Mama Ru]

In the movie, Spamton is a red player who, up to the dance partner game event, had only made thirteen [[NONSENSICAL]] [[gimmick!!!]] posts. Then, when his behind was on the line, his red friends poked him to start posting to cleave his redness onto a green player so he wouldn't be left behind.

[Mama Ru]

Furthermore, give me time and I am a proven force who can deliver in dance games. It’s a freakin proven fact.

[[WHEN SPAMTON IS HUSTLING HARDER FOR A PARTNER]]

[Mama Ru]

The game exploded while I was at the plastic surgeon!

[Mama Ru]

I would like to take the chance to remind everybody of my case on FB. Him grabbing a parachute for Spamton was him denying a stronger Town player from getting one

I always thought the parachute grab was odd but I couldn't figure out the why.

[Mama Ru]

Baby, let's get this done.

VOTE: Firebringer / Something_Smart

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[Mama Ru]

Almost50

because alphabetical order is where it's at

I am making special allowances for everyone on account of the fact that this game is unique. Finding red players without a voting record is challenging and many contestants fell into a pattern of non-game related banter. Almost50 is one of these players, but I will not hold it against him as possible game-avoidance.

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Is this not a flimsy reason to announce that a player is town? That the player would "suggest to hunt scum before forming teams?"

Which, btw, makes DkK Town here for suggesting we should scum hunt before we form teams.

First vote for a Captain is Dead Red player NumberQ:

I endorse number for captain

VOTE: numberQ

This post is a light shade of green. It would be greener if it wasn't an obvious way for red players to hide under a green cloak.

Because... IF.. Loft.. is to be replaced.. I want it.. to be... NOW.. and NOT.. in the next phase

And because.. if he intentionally doesn't vote.. then SCUM want it to be that way.. and want him to be left out.. so I'm making them commit to it by explicitly doing it themselves

Same for this post: light green, but easily forged.

@numberQ:

I do have a reason and I did state my reason. If you don't agree that's your prerogative, but I play to get reads, and to get reads I need info, and to get that info I need to NOT vote now. I want to see what Mafia will do next.

What I don't understand is people eager to rush it NOW though with an idle slot in the game. I want to resolve THAT SPECIFIC SLOT as well. Is that bad?

Almost50 identifies a player with a good red-hunting idea, and bemoans that no one listened. I like this for green.

Actually S_S did offer a semi-Scumhinting method to make this look like it's a Mafia game, but you all shot his idea down.

Almost50 has few reads (I do not hold this against him). I note that these reads are

DkKoba

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MathBlade

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I cannot tell if this is alignment-indicative but I am catching a bit of a contrarian vibe between Almost50 and Noraa, who was shouting very loudly that she felt MathBlade was red. This contrarian streak seems to feed a MathBlade green read and a reason not to vote spamton.

Who the fuck voted noraa?
I said she is town
I expected you other team captions to understand i was townreading her and that voting her woukd be impossible.

Noraa suspect YOU might be Scum as well. She was a bit too generous with her SRs left and right and with her fake confidence that I just wanted to go against everything she said (and explicitly told he that I would even if she was the NK and she flipped green)

I did. But not from the get go.

At first Nora wanted us to vote Mathblade. Math wanted to talk and she said "no". Mama wanted to vote spamton, and I agreed, but then Noraa kept on talking non-stop trying to force our votes unto Math. I got fed up and told her I was voting her and won't change it.

Like, honestly if Noraa had some sense I would have agreed to vote spamton instead

The green is more intense here. I find the thought process to be honest.

This is what I'm willing to broadcast for the time being: MT's team has ONE Scum in it. FB's has TWO. Loki's have ONE and Mama's has TWO (and to be blunt it's Mama Ru & "someone not me" but I'm leaning NumberQ over Mathblade.

NONE OF THIS IS CARVED IN STONE THOUGH. I am not claiming I solved the game or that I'm even close to it. I only have more details about my own team because of the numbers and the actual conversations we had in there. All my "estimations" are built upon "theories" of how Scum would have planned ahead for each event thus far. We know they didn't know about the events in advance, so they had to figure out plans while we were told about the details as well.

I want us in the 9 members team with 4 Scums it it. The other team should have a 6T-2S which makes them a better "unified front" overall.

However, Almost50 quickly falls apart under a mild challenge from Dwlee, and becomes immediately defiant and petulant. This has some red in the blend!

MT's team has ONE Scum in it.

WHO

Mama's has TWO (and to be blunt it's Mama Ru & "someone not me" but I'm leaning NumberQ over Mathblade.

Also why is mama Ru scum

I just said I DON'T KNOW! I wasn't in their chat during the last phase. I am theorizing about how SCUM IN GENERAL would/should have planned.

Dwlee... go eat.. drink.. sleep.. play Xbox... or whatever. You're marking down EIGHT scums in a 6-scums team???

I said one scum in your team, and you mark it all green? I said Mama & Q are the scum in my team and you green Mama and red Math?? And you're trying to build a conversation with me this way????

I object to this comment. One morning I looked up the thread and I saw that the parachute countdown was down to 2 minutes. I had noticed that the parachutes dropped reasonably quickly after the timer, so I decided to grab a cuppa, and hit the F5. The premise that "scum was counting on town" to grab parachutes for them is faulty because every player had to take one for themselves first, and it was very tedious and time-consuming. The chance of players grabbing a parachute for you were dismal, were it not for Dwlee's zeal, and Firebringer's to some extent.

Mama Ru grabbed hers after I failed to even show up to grab her one. Scum had counted on TOWN to grab them parachutes so that TOWN LOOK BAD when Scum flip. She had previously stated she had no time and no stamina for that (twice in main htread and once in the PT. Her statement in the PT was even stronger and someone "appealing" albeit indirectly.)

So that's how I decided NumberQ & Mama Ru were the Scum in my Team

This is also a faulty premise: viewtopic.php?p=13112079#p13112079.

Here, I like the reasoning that Firebringer grabbed a parachute for Spamton to take it away from another player in his team (probably me!) but I don't understand the "double failed attempts" that's just bad makeup.

I would like to take the chance to remind everybody of my case on FB. Him grabbing a parachute for Spamton was him denying a stronger Town player from getting one, and his double failed attempts to grab it was him giving NumberQ the chance to get his.

There are some hints of red, but overall Almost50 earns a bouquet of light green flowers.

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[Mama Ru]

Oh god Mama I get you’re radiant but please like omg the color is hard to read

Baby, it's the default color.

[Mama Ru]

I’m extremely sad, Mama saved me, that kind of hurts,

I really wanted to be a greenie <3