Mini 2090 CYS: AtmosFEAR of Terrors

kuribo · Post Post #47 (isolation #0) » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:25 pm

In post 38, Gamma Emerald wrote:
In post 33, GreyICE wrote:While joke voting kuribo is great
If you think he is scum you should wait
He always picks town
He's not a clown
This post restriction makes me hate
If I have kuribo pegged right
Voting him may rouse him right
To kick start this game
I'm wanting some flame
And kuribo should cause it to light

It's pretty rude to try and ruin my Tranquilo by getting me to argue and yell and get myself banned

kuribo · Post Post #50 (isolation #1) » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:33 pm

In post 48, Pine wrote:Choosing scum with my reputation in a UPick is pointless.

I'm not working on my towngame, I'm just trying to play mafia without regretting it again

I didn't like the idea of being scum in a game with this player list so I made it my third choice as well

kuribo · Post Post #74 (isolation #2) » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:55 pm

In post 72, Plum wrote:
In post 68, TemporalLich wrote:
In post 67, Alisae wrote:okay, why do you think its weird
it's literally just "gj" in response to a vote on her

On one hand, 49 makes that post make more sense... on the other hand, I'm confused about thinking about 56
"Good job, voting >>> not voting. Also haha, yes I notice you voted me most proximaly to me telling you to vote."

That's a pretty hot take that voting is better than not

Have you considered taking that to mafia discussion maybe you'll get a Scummy

kuribo · Post Post #109 (isolation #3) » Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:05 am

In post 108, Gamma Emerald wrote:
In post 105, hebichan wrote:katsuki announcing he needs a purple key?
She did this?

Yah he absolutely did

kuribo · Post Post #111 (isolation #4) » Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:06 am

In post 82, Katsuki wrote:I NEED A PURPLE KEY THANKS EVERYONE

kuribo · Post Post #223 (isolation #5) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:27 am

In post 222, Pine wrote:
In post 221, Gamma Emerald wrote:
In post 218, Pine wrote:Scumhunting zero?
What
I’m being accused of doing no scumhunting, despite the fact that it’s practically impossible to do when two-thirds of the playerlist hasn’t done anything except say how omg scummy Pine is.

I’m going to be honest, I’m a little upset with this game.

Alisae's punishment makes the last five pages really hard to read

It's bizarre as hell that Pine gets called out for zero scum hunting in a game that's basically been "Pine is scum, here's some pictures, send me a key, don't ask what keys everyone needs, oh shit there's a black key"

I think that about sums up the game. It's hard in general to scum hunt mechanic heavy games on day one

Anyway I've got a violent headache and I haven't been to the beach In like two weeks

kuribo · Post Post #225 (isolation #6) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:45 am

I don't hate Plum's posts, I think she's tunneling you

I don't like Maria's quote unquote contributions, I feel like accusations of jester are more likely to come from scum, least of all "I don't care if we give him a win, just kill it"

It's like, suppose you were a jester, or some other "I must get myself lynched" mechanic. It's a bastard game, designed by LLD. Who's to say you'd win by getting lynched, or even removed from the game? It's just as likely such a mechanic (if it existed) would do the opposite like make you more powerful or give you a vengeance shot or something. I don't like Maria's immediate jump to the conclusion she made, even if she thought you were trying to get mislynched. And even that last point is a stretch because you answered a question that was asked of you anyway.

kuribo · Post Post #231 (isolation #7) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:25 am

There's a significant difference between

"I'm sure there's scum on my wagon," and "I know who they are."

I've done both but the former is more common. It's not really a conclusion, more like a jump off point

kuribo · Post Post #233 (isolation #8) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:31 am

The lurkaderp rule, which is as close to ironclad as any tactic I've ever put forth is that there's always at least one scum in the bottom three or four posters. The corollary is that there's usually another scum in the top three or four.

I've worked on that thought over a number of years, most scum teams have a workhorse.

kuribo · Post Post #234 (isolation #9) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:32 am

In post 232, Plum wrote:I'd agree if he showed any interest in dipping a toe into the pool, let alone jumping in.

It was still early game at the time though, how much wading do you expect after what was it? Three? Four pages?

kuribo · Post Post #249 (isolation #10) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:34 am

In post 239, GreyICE wrote:
In post 236, Gamma Emerald wrote:
In post 233, kuribo wrote:The lurkaderp rule, which is as close to ironclad as any tactic I've ever put forth is that there's always at least one scum in the bottom three or four posters. The corollary is that there's usually another scum in the top three or four.

I've worked on that thought over a number of years, most scum teams have a workhorse.
I agree with this sentiment, this is the template for most games
Are you two scumfucks insane
Perhaps you are missing a brain?
Lurk from demotivation
In a CYS formation
Don't pick scum! Problem solved, no shame

I didn't say they're lurking from demotivation, some people more passively play scum or let more experienced partners take the point. And I forgot it was CYS.

Calm yoself the fuck down
Make a smile out of your frown
Post restrictions suck
I get that you're stuck
Something something verb noun

I'm bad at limericks

kuribo · Post Post #250 (isolation #11) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:35 am

I don't necessarily think he's faking it, just because I feel Grey would potentially do so for funsies

Even if he was, it's not alignment indicative anyway

kuribo · Post Post #253 (isolation #12) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:43 am

In post 252, Pine wrote:kuribo, I should charge you rent if you're going to be camping out in my head like this

Throw some sand down and An ocean and I'd never leave

kuribo · Post Post #254 (isolation #13) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:44 am

If he chose to do this, I actually find that hilarious because it's not like he could just stop and not get shit for lying

If this wasn't a real restriction, he's gonna have to keep it up for weeeeeeeks

kuribo · Post Post #270 (isolation #14) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:59 am

In post 264, Katsuki wrote:BTW ITS TIME FOR A FULL CLAIM

WE NEED TO LYNCH PINE WITH THE BLACK KEY AND NOT GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO PASS IT OFF TO ANY ONE

THE CONDITIONS FOR THE KEY ARE THAT, HE MUST SURROUND THE TARGET'S POST WITH HIS OWN

I AGREE ENTIRELY WITH HEBI THAT HIS REACTION TO THE BLACK KEY WAS SCUMMY AF AND THUS HE SHOULD BE BURIED WITH IT

All keys as far as I can tell can be willed to others tho

kuribo · Post Post #320 (isolation #15) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:43 am

The fact that you jump right to lyncher instead of scum worries me more

kuribo · Post Post #321 (isolation #16) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:44 am

In post 318, implosion wrote:sorry, you know damn well that i know that, and that it's meaningless.

There isn't a single post *you* have made that's inconsistent with you being a lyncher either.

I feel like asking someone to prove they aren't lyncher would be trying to prove a negative and you're right in that you can't exactly do that re: lynchers

kuribo · Post Post #382 (isolation #17) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:42 pm

In post 381, hebichan wrote:How does the plum post really make sense in scum PT?

she's saying that she feels bad for GI, and feels good because the creator of the game (also GI's wife) gets to watch him suffer through a terrible post restriction.

I think you're missing the fact that NK15 isn't trying and is only pretending to know what's going on because they were prodded

kuribo · Post Post #398 (isolation #18) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:45 pm

I don't need the green key and I have no problem with hebi having it

vote hebi-chan

kuribo · Post Post #427 (isolation #19) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:07 am

Can we even vote for a lynch yet? Because if we can, I'd yeet him outta the game as quickly as possible

kuribo · Post Post #428 (isolation #20) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:07 am

In post 426, Gamma Emerald wrote:We can't do that for like 10 time units

Ah that's what I thought

kuribo · Post Post #434 (isolation #21) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:10 am

In post 430, Katsuki wrote:How's your day going Kuribo? It's been forever since we last played a game.

So far so good, went to the beach yesterday and a minor league baseball game

Double shifts the next two nights tho

kuribo · Post Post #439 (isolation #22) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:32 am

In post 436, Katsuki wrote:Man you seem to have found a second home on the beach.

Are minor league games interesting?
How do you survive thru all those double shifts

It's my Tranquilo place

About as interesting as any baseball game which is to say "not very"

But at least with AAA ball the crowd gets drunker and more excited as the game wears on rather than deflating

Because my overtime rate is excellent so I just remind myself that erotica isn't paying the bills yet and beach parking ain't cheap

kuribo · Post Post #448 (isolation #23) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:55 am

In post 446, MariaR wrote:Because obviously my posting is towny, as can be Implo, didn't you get the letter?

Calling your posts townie is making a mockery of the thousands upon thousands of town players that died over the years before you

kuribo · Post Post #475 (isolation #24) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:47 am

In post 474, MariaR wrote:
In post 473, hebichan wrote:
In post 471, MariaR wrote:
In post 466, hebichan wrote:If you think it's filler to discuss set up when lynching isn't even our wincon, why are you here?
I'm not one who enjoys talk on mech. I like mechs itself but talking about it is pretty bland on my end. When I saw what the town wincon was I knew I'd have to change my style of play or I wouldn't get a key. So, I figured the best way to do that would be to lynch scumreads until I find enough town to hand the keys off too. I've been reading the whole thread but I have not much I want to say. If you have questions feel free to toss them my way.
Sure, where are your scumreads past pine?
TL and Kuriibo in that order.

You're lucky I try not to argue with scum anymore

kuribo · Post Post #484 (isolation #25) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:05 am

In post 481, GreyICE wrote:MariaR's reasoning is oddly compelling
Kuribo's thoughts he is not telling
but on this page
this game's age
is only 72 hours, so he's not yelling

I have nothing to gain by yelling, except yet another ban

kuribo · Post Post #486 (isolation #26) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:06 am

I mean I could just claim but where's the fun in that?

kuribo · Post Post #499 (isolation #27) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:56 pm

In post 497, Not Known 15 wrote:What's even worse is that we need to give force the autoloss condition named Black Key onto a fellow townie.

Why are you assuming we can't force it onto scum?

kuribo · Post Post #501 (isolation #28) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:02 pm

Actually yeah, if everyone gets banished who doesn't have a key at well of fears, and the black key gets willed out upon banishment, it would pass to one of the players in the well of fears, one of which will inevitably be holding it along with any other keys

Someone has to sacrifice their win for the good of the team at endgame

kuribo · Post Post #502 (isolation #29) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:02 pm

I call dibs on not it

kuribo · Post Post #503 (isolation #30) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:04 pm

Hmmmmmmm

kuribo · Post Post #506 (isolation #31) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:10 pm

In post 505, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 501, kuribo wrote:Actually yeah, if everyone gets banished who doesn't have a key at well of fears, and the black key gets willed out upon banishment, it would pass to one of the players in the well of fears, one of which will inevitably be holding it along with any other keys

Someone has to sacrifice their win for the good of the team at endgame
The Black Key player wouldn't be banished because they hold one of the 6 keys.

Ah for some reason I thought that it was a seventh key that wasn't required or whatever

kuribo · Post Post #507 (isolation #32) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:11 pm

Okay that actually doesn't change anything carry on

kuribo · Post Post #509 (isolation #33) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:24 pm

But the rules say you need six

kuribo · Post Post #510 (isolation #34) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:25 pm

In post 1, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:There are 6 colours of key: GREEN BLUE PURPLE RED ORANGE YELLOW

kuribo · Post Post #512 (isolation #35) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:28 pm

So you can actually end the game with the black key on scum: if scum makes it to the well of fears and town ends up with the six keys, scum can be left holding the black key--- the town wincon being fulfilled ends the game

kuribo · Post Post #516 (isolation #36) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:38 pm

In post 515, Not Known 15 wrote:Actually, everyone who told us that a black key exists is a liar.
Because the rules say:
In post 1, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:The Well of Fears is the endgame condition for the game. To enter the well of fears, all 6 keys must be held by 6 different individuals, and a majority (4) of those individual players must agree to progress to the Well of Fears.

In post 1, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:There are 6 colours of key: GREEN BLUE PURPLE RED ORANGE YELLOW
Now, 6 colours wouldn't preclude that because Black is not a color. But it says "all 6 keys", which means that these 6 keys are "all keys" and as such a seventh key can't exist.

I can 100% assure you it exists

kuribo · Post Post #519 (isolation #37) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:44 pm

In post 518, hebichan wrote:
In post 516, kuribo wrote:
In post 515, Not Known 15 wrote:Actually, everyone who told us that a black key exists is a liar.
Because the rules say:
In post 1, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:The Well of Fears is the endgame condition for the game. To enter the well of fears, all 6 keys must be held by 6 different individuals, and a majority (4) of those individual players must agree to progress to the Well of Fears.

In post 1, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:There are 6 colours of key: GREEN BLUE PURPLE RED ORANGE YELLOW
Now, 6 colours wouldn't preclude that because Black is not a color. But it says "all 6 keys", which means that these 6 keys are "all keys" and as such a seventh key can't exist.

I can 100% assure you it exists
Ah so you did slip it to me.

Nope and in fact I have no idea who has it right now, I just damn sure don't ever want it back

kuribo · Post Post #520 (isolation #38) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:44 pm

In post 519, kuribo wrote:
In post 518, hebichan wrote:
In post 516, kuribo wrote:
In post 515, Not Known 15 wrote:Actually, everyone who told us that a black key exists is a liar.
Because the rules say:
In post 1, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:The Well of Fears is the endgame condition for the game. To enter the well of fears, all 6 keys must be held by 6 different individuals, and a majority (4) of those individual players must agree to progress to the Well of Fears.

In post 1, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:There are 6 colours of key: GREEN BLUE PURPLE RED ORANGE YELLOW
Now, 6 colours wouldn't preclude that because Black is not a color. But it says "all 6 keys", which means that these 6 keys are "all keys" and as such a seventh key can't exist.

I can 100% assure you it exists
Ah so you did slip it to me.

Nope and in fact I have no idea who has it right now, I just damn sure don't ever want it back

kuribo · Post Post #534 (isolation #39) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:04 pm

Merci, Madame!

kuribo · Post Post #552 (isolation #40) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:20 pm

Man if you can't read sarcasm by now

kuribo · Post Post #553 (isolation #41) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:20 pm

Like sheesh

kuribo · Post Post #572 (isolation #42) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:22 pm

In post 571, TemporalLich wrote:7. kuribo's ISO either doesn't ping me, or makes me think kuribo has good intentions but is scummy

Him not know me very well do him?

"I /in for every game with intention to do harm, with a prosthetic arm and smellin like Boone farm. I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devil's business."

kuribo · Post Post #582 (isolation #43) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:54 pm

God I'm glad Grey is town

vote: GreyICE

Go have fun bro

kuribo · Post Post #587 (isolation #44) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:04 pm

In post 586, Skygazer wrote:Not Known doesn't feel like he's playing to get TR'd which is like, probably the optimal scum strat here. Some stuff he did pinged me but I feel like his play is more likely to come from town.

how is it an optimal scum strat in this setup for no one to think you're town when you have to get to the Well of Fears and be entrusted with a key?

kuribo · Post Post #611 (isolation #45) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:28 am

In post 604, Alisae wrote:
In post 597, Katsuki wrote:
In post 592, Alisae wrote:{GreyICE, Hebichan, Plum, Skygazer, Kuribo, Implo}
{MariaR, TL}
{Katsuki, NK15}
WANNA EXPLAIN YOUR LINE OF THINKING THAT MAKES YOU THINK IM SCUM WITH PINE AND NK15?
because u like playing scum and I think that its very possible you hardbus Pine at start and also I don’t think anything you posted can’t be faked by you
Also my NK15 read is independent from you and I don’t like that post that was directed towards TL

The point of hardbussing is so when they flip scum, you can distance yourself

Why the Fuck would anyone hardbus in a no-reveal game? It serves no purpose because the rest of us have no way of knowing what Pine was. They could just as easily be scum powerfucking a townie.

kuribo · Post Post #612 (isolation #46) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:28 am

In post 605, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 604, Alisae wrote:I don’t like that post that was directed towards TL
Well, what else should I do but ask questions if I have nearly everyone at Null? There will be no flips to adjust my reads.

Have you tried growing a pair and taking a stance instead of just saying WELP I GOT NOTHIN

kuribo · Post Post #614 (isolation #47) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:53 am

In post 613, Alisae wrote:
In post 611, kuribo wrote:
In post 604, Alisae wrote:
In post 597, Katsuki wrote:
In post 592, Alisae wrote:{GreyICE, Hebichan, Plum, Skygazer, Kuribo, Implo}
{MariaR, TL}
{Katsuki, NK15}
WANNA EXPLAIN YOUR LINE OF THINKING THAT MAKES YOU THINK IM SCUM WITH PINE AND NK15?
because u like playing scum and I think that its very possible you hardbus Pine at start and also I don’t think anything you posted can’t be faked by you
Also my NK15 read is independent from you and I don’t like that post that was directed towards TL

The point of hardbussing is so when they flip scum, you can distance yourself

Why the Fuck would anyone hardbus in a no-reveal game? It serves no purpose because the rest of us have no way of knowing what Pine was. They could just as easily be scum powerfucking a townie.
Because its not very possible to defend Pine with how he was playing so if you’re scum in that situation you’re better off leading the charge I think?

Not only is it possible, it would have been easy as fuck.

You're seriously overstating how desperate scum would have been to send up one of their own that early in a no reveal.

kuribo · Post Post #615 (isolation #48) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:54 am

In post 613, Alisae wrote:
In post 611, kuribo wrote:
In post 604, Alisae wrote:
In post 597, Katsuki wrote:
In post 592, Alisae wrote:{GreyICE, Hebichan, Plum, Skygazer, Kuribo, Implo}
{MariaR, TL}
{Katsuki, NK15}
WANNA EXPLAIN YOUR LINE OF THINKING THAT MAKES YOU THINK IM SCUM WITH PINE AND NK15?
because u like playing scum and I think that its very possible you hardbus Pine at start and also I don’t think anything you posted can’t be faked by you
Also my NK15 read is independent from you and I don’t like that post that was directed towards TL

The point of hardbussing is so when they flip scum, you can distance yourself

Why the Fuck would anyone hardbus in a no-reveal game? It serves no purpose because the rest of us have no way of knowing what Pine was. They could just as easily be scum powerfucking a townie.
Because its not very possible to defend Pine with how he was playing so if you’re scum in that situation you’re better off leading the charge I think?

I mean you don't even sound convinced yourself, which shows we both know I'm right about not needing to hard bus anyone in a no reveal

kuribo · Post Post #618 (isolation #49) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:02 am

1. I dunno, but I've defended way way worse

2. Thinking no one defended him because he was being bussed is just as likely and equally unknowable as him being a town player who scum let get rope

kuribo · Post Post #619 (isolation #50) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:03 am

Any action no matter how bad can be defended with enough audacity

Pine's play wasn't some godawful monolith to scumminess you make it out to be

kuribo · Post Post #621 (isolation #51) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:09 am

I lean hard town on TDK

kuribo · Post Post #622 (isolation #52) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:09 am

TDK = Katsuki

kuribo · Post Post #624 (isolation #53) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:20 am

In post 623, Alisae wrote:Why?

I transversed the veil of the living and communed with the souls of his dead ancestors, then traded them sexual favors so they'd betray his alignment to me.

kuribo · Post Post #625 (isolation #54) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:20 am

It wasn't worth it but at least I can write an erotic novel about it.

kuribo · Post Post #631 (isolation #55) » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:10 am

In post 630, GreyICE wrote:(although it sounds like it's not a guaranteed victory).

The rules say one scum partner has to be in the circle and also at any point afterward possess a specific key, which key isn't known to the rest of us

kuribo · Post Post #643 (isolation #56) » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:39 am

In post 637, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 624, kuribo wrote:
In post 623, Alisae wrote:Why?
I transversed the veil of the living and communed with the souls of his dead ancestors, then traded them sexual favors so they'd betray his alignment to me.
Is this based on a role action or not? The game is flipless...

Jesus fucking Christ man

kuribo · Post Post #644 (isolation #57) » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:40 am

Katsuki is town because I recruited him to my cult sheesh

kuribo · Post Post #645 (isolation #58) » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:41 am

In post 644, kuribo wrote:Katsuki is town because I recruited him to my cult sheesh

Also sarcasm before any killjoys start flinging their own poo

kuribo · Post Post #647 (isolation #59) » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:44 am

In post 641, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:
Event Vote
55

GreyICE (2)- Hebichan, GreyICE,
Temporal Lich (2)- MariaR, Katsuki
Katsuki (1)- Temporal Lich
MariaR (1)- Plum
Not Voting (5)- Kuribo, NK15, Implosion, Skygazer, Alisae

There are 5 Time Units left until the game begins and votes are locked!

Merci Madame!

for thou art most gracious in thy gifts and terrible in thy wrath. Although I know in my heart of hearts that you are infallible, I have in fact voted for GreyICE. Surely this was through my own fault and I humbly supplicate myself before you in asking that my vote be counted, lest I be mistaken for an indecisive pantywaist. Blessed be, O cruel and kind mistress, and thank you for reading my pathetic words.

kuribo · Post Post #657 (isolation #60) » Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:06 pm

In post 655, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 577, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 566, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 563, TemporalLich wrote:[Town]

implosion (setup spec and pushes ahoy)
Since when is setup spec a towntell?
It's time that this gets answered.

Says the guy who has two reads, one of which is dead, the other of which is someone that pushed him and who putsthe entire whole rest of the game into "meh null"

If your iso were any more devoid of real content and if you were any scummier, I believe the ghosts of a thousand dead mafia players would return from hell to admonish you

kuribo · Post Post #669 (isolation #61) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:19 am

In post 664, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 657, kuribo wrote:
In post 655, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 577, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 566, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 563, TemporalLich wrote:[Town]

implosion (setup spec and pushes ahoy)
Since when is setup spec a towntell?
It's time that this gets answered.

Says the guy who has two reads, one of which is dead, the other of which is someone that pushed him and who putsthe entire whole rest of the game into "meh null"

If your iso were any more devoid of real content and if you were any scummier, I believe the ghosts of a thousand dead mafia players would return from hell to admonish you

What does that have to do with someone else not answering that question?

Because it's real rich coming from you that you think you can try to exert pressure with statements like "it's time this got answered."

Your posts are so empty that you exert all the pressure of a marshmallow. You can say anything you want about how he needs to answer or it's time to answer, but everyone in this game, including him, knows you have no teeth. Like what are you gonna do? Lynch him if he doesn't answer? You're not exactly on solid ground to be making demands. That's what it has to do with it.

kuribo · Post Post #673 (isolation #62) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:23 am

In post 670, Katsuki wrote:kurbio

I'm only letting you get away with this because it's you and I know you're just trying to see if I notice

Btw I worked doubles the last two nights straight and I'm back at work trying to decide if I'm gonna stay till 4am

kuribo · Post Post #674 (isolation #63) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:27 am

In post 672, TemporalLich wrote:NK15's shade on implosion is so toothless it practically makes implosion untouchable

If it had any less teeth, I'd be washing its butt and dressing it for bed tonight with the rest of my patients

kuribo · Post Post #678 (isolation #64) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:41 am

In post 676, TemporalLich wrote:
In post 670, Katsuki wrote:I agree with everything kurbio is saying

but also how does TL need to seek the opinions of others as to whether he needs to answer a question like this???
because NK15's question isn't a threat to me or implosion at all, though me answering is negligibly helpful to town.

Yeah fuck it I think he should answer

I mean I don't actually care about the answer

But I'm willing to scream at him for fifteen pages about it if necessary

Not really out of wanting to know but more because I think it would be amusing

kuribo · Post Post #684 (isolation #65) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:08 am

In post 680, TemporalLich wrote:
In post 678, kuribo wrote:Yeah fuck it I think he should answer

I mean I don't actually care about the answer

But I'm willing to scream at him for fifteen pages about it if necessary

Not really out of wanting to know but more because I think it would be amusing
It's slightly more beneficial to the town to do your setup spec out in the open, so the rest of the town can know it... that's the reasoning I got.

It means the other townies don't have to setup spec as hard as normal.

You're a better man than I, I'd have just said "I'll townread whoever I want for whatever reasons I want, up to and including sound logic, moon logic, tells both real and imagined, the position of the stars, my current mood, the way the chicken bones fall into the circle of blood, cases built about other players from other games that didn't involve anyone here, and the spots on a random dog I saw one time."

kuribo · Post Post #685 (isolation #66) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:09 am

In post 683, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 680, TemporalLich wrote:
In post 678, kuribo wrote:Yeah fuck it I think he should answer

I mean I don't actually care about the answer

But I'm willing to scream at him for fifteen pages about it if necessary

Not really out of wanting to know but more because I think it would be amusing
It's slightly more beneficial to the town to do your setup spec out in the open, so the rest of the town can know it... that's the reasoning I got.

It means the other townies don't have to setup spec as hard as normal.
It is also an easy way for scum to partipiciate without doing scumhunting. It is an easy way to increase the size of your ISO with low risk contributions.
They had implosion as top townread, and gave as reasons "setup spec" and "pushes"
If they are the top townread, then they must have done good things to be townread. "its slightly more beneficial for town=townread" looks like fake, or newbie scumhunting. TL is not a newbie. And I don't see a lot of
pushes
in the ISO of implosion either. And no strong pushes.

The townread is fake. It has been artificially construed.

Are you seriously calling someone out for low risk contributions, mr "tee here everybody null"

kuribo · Post Post #688 (isolation #67) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:37 am

In post 686, Not Known 15 wrote:No? I am not saying that low risk contributions have to be a reason for a scumread. Just that they are not a credible reason for TL to townread someone else.

So you're cool with me scum reading you for your low risk contributions?

I mean, I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want whether you're cool with it or not, I'm just making sure we're at an understanding

kuribo · Post Post #689 (isolation #68) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:38 am

Maybe you and TL disagree on what constitutes low risk posting?

Would you agree with me that your own posting is low risk, both timid, and tepid with the weakness of an impotent and forever flaccid cock?

kuribo · Post Post #703 (isolation #69) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:15 pm

I feel like I haven't murdered in ages what the fuck is this game

Why am I even posting halfway through what is now four double shifts in four days

I don't remember anything in life except this facility and my bed

My cat has taken to hiding her food from imaginary competitors

My life this week is one endless parade of putting people on and off bedpans and getting yelled at by family members who don't understand why dad doesn't remember them

I spent two hours of my time today refreshing Ticketmaster like a madman for wrestling tickets instead of sleeping

If god ever lived then he probably died of sleep deprivation

I feel like I should kick the caffeine habit but the dark mistress demands tribute

Why the Fuck can't I bring myself to get back on the weight loss train

Why am I working 70 hours a week instead of continuing to publish gangbang erotica

Should I switch to monster erotica

No that's stupid it doesn't sell why don't you just do gender swap or hucow ffs

Why am I nauseated

Why am I still typing this

kuribo · Post Post #717 (isolation #70) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:24 am

I mean you're definitely gonna have to save a lynch to banish me before the well of souls but that's getting ahead of yourself

kuribo · Post Post #719 (isolation #71) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:28 am

In post 718, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 717, kuribo wrote:I mean you're definitely gonna have to save a lynch to banish me before the well of souls but that's getting ahead of yourself
You claim to be a non-town keyholder?

don't ever put words in my mouth

kuribo · Post Post #720 (isolation #72) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:30 am

first of all, i never fucking said i had a key

so where the fuck you even got that from is beyond me

the rest is just the sleep deprivation making me want to tear your head off your still living shoulders for wording your response that way

i think you owe me an apology.

kuribo · Post Post #723 (isolation #73) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:02 am

In post 722, Not Known 15 wrote:
In post 720, kuribo wrote:first of all, i never fucking said i had a key

so where the fuck you even got that from is beyond me

the rest is just the sleep deprivation making me want to tear your head off your still living shoulders for wording your response that way

i think you owe me an apology.

In post 717, kuribo wrote:I mean you're definitely gonna have to save a lynch to banish me before the well of souls but that's getting ahead of yourself
Why do we need to banish you before the well of souls, then?

Because I can't imagine the rest of your scum team wants you bringing me along
The

kuribo · Post Post #724 (isolation #74) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:03 am

In post 721, hebichan wrote:unless a secret key was given out, I should be the only one with a positive key, black key non-wishstanding.

Don't mind NK15, he's still pretending to pay attention while coasting on scum PT recaps

kuribo · Post Post #729 (isolation #75) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:58 am

In post 727, Not Known 15 wrote:Why would I, if I were scum, have to lynch you?

because I've spent twelve years tearing bad scum like yourself to pieces

kuribo · Post Post #730 (isolation #76) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:02 pm

In post 728, TemporalLich wrote:I think we can play the game without being blood-frenzied demons

how

like legit question

kuribo · Post Post #744 (isolation #77) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:41 pm

Thanks for your valuable insight, ya lurkaderp

kuribo · Post Post #747 (isolation #78) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:25 pm

In post 731, TemporalLich wrote:Think about things, discuss your feelings and emotions, make plans, and don't make rash decisions like powerlynching.

It's like you're speaking a foreign language

And Katsuki is right, powerfucking a scum read is a beautiful thing, there's a difference between acting rashly and getting the work done efficiently

kuribo · Post Post #756 (isolation #79) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:19 am

In post 753, TemporalLich wrote:Deathtunneling is when you try to honestly eliminate someone regardless of any reasons to think that player could be town.

No, deathtunneling is when your entire purpose for being is to lynch that player and nothing they say or do can ever convince you they're town. It isn't that you don't care if they're town, you're so convinced they're scum that their death is the only thing that will slake your thirst.

Imagine you're speeding along in a murder car, and you're chasing some scumfuck, and you're at point A, with their death being point B.

No matter how many detours you come to, or whatever evasive maneuvers that scum Fuck makes, you're still right behind him because you're chasing him through a tunnel, and the only way to get out of that tunnel is to beat him to death with your own two hands.

That's a death tunnel.

kuribo · Post Post #757 (isolation #80) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:20 am

In post 749, GreyICE wrote:A good rule of scum is that if I could go over to "Mafia Discussion" and make a post that's substantially identical to the one made in a game, the post was a waste of words that exists for the purpose of being townie

Same, I come here to make people bleed, not to read

kuribo · Post Post #760 (isolation #81) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:28 am

Death tunnels can be justified tho and are usually a symptom of either myopic scum hunting, or good scumhunting where you're being stonewalled by the scum team or you don't have enough clout with the town to push it through so you become just an angry voice quacking in the wind until you finally fake a guilty on them or just spend page after page shouting for their blood until finally the town lynched them just to shut you the fuck up

kuribo · Post Post #777 (isolation #82) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:35 pm

Maria I'm gonna say this as nicely as possible

If you're gonna half ass it all game and pop in and out offering nothing, maybe you should get the fuck out.

kuribo · Post Post #778 (isolation #83) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:38 pm

Like I'm not even trying to be mean, but this is a game with specific time-related mechanics and you're coasting along with shit like HI WHAT I MISS I HAVE NO SCUM READS

like you're signed up to a game and not even playing it

kuribo · Post Post #779 (isolation #84) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:47 pm

That was mean, I'm sorry don't mind me I've barely slept in like a week

kuribo · Post Post #782 (isolation #85) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:50 pm

In post 780, MariaR wrote:I haven't half assed the game. The first time I went afk was recently but that was site wide. Besides that I don't really care what you have to say because I haven't been 'half assing' anything.

I get that you're scum and need to try and throw shade but please try and do it in a logical way.
pedit: I don't really care what you have to say I don't find it mean it's a game of mafia who cares.

You don't know shit about my scum game dude and this sure as hell isnt it

So get a fuckin stick out your ass and stop scumreading people just because they called you out

kuribo · Post Post #783 (isolation #86) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:51 pm

If you think for two Fucking seconds that I put scum first or second in a CYS after a completely DISASTROUS stretch of every scum game in the last two years, you need to replace the captain of your fuckin brain ship

kuribo · Post Post #784 (isolation #87) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:52 pm

I joined this game with the INTENTION of not being fucking scum and for some lucky durkey to call me scum when she isn't even reading is just maddening

kuribo · Post Post #786 (isolation #88) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:55 pm

1) kinda hard to tell who you're scum reading when you don't post

2) I'm not afraid of getting lynched, I'm actually counting on it

kuribo · Post Post #788 (isolation #89) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:56 pm

In post 787, Alisae wrote:mebbe kuribo is scum

Mebbe you're not paying attention either

kuribo · Post Post #789 (isolation #90) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:58 pm

To punish your insolence, both of you, I will not be revealing the things I know nor the secrets I hold behind the black gate

kuribo · Post Post #792 (isolation #91) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:02 pm

Then lynch me

It actually increases my odds of winning

kuribo · Post Post #794 (isolation #92) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:06 pm

In post 790, MariaR wrote:He's trying to pretend to be delusional 'not reading' but that's just a really weak defense. If this is the line of logic he's gonna try to apply it's worthless for me to try and argue it. He wouldn't have this outlook as town because it wouldn't exist if he was really reading.

I don't need to pretend anything because I fully expect to be lynched as I've said several times

I also don't give a damn who gets lynched to an extent which is why I haven't voted for anyone to be lynched

kuribo · Post Post #811 (isolation #93) » Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:31 am

In post 806, Katsuki wrote:IT MEANS IM CLAIMING SCUM WITH KURIBOP

You can be whatever you want want boo as long as you sacrifice yourself with the black key for me

kuribo · Post Post #816 (isolation #94) » Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:57 am

Damn when even NK15 is reading more closely than you

kuribo · Post Post #820 (isolation #95) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 6:27 am

god i hope not

kuribo · Post Post #838 (isolation #96) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:22 pm

In post 834, Katsuki wrote:YALL HAVE FUN PLAYING THIS I HAVE NO OPINIONS ON THE MATTER

kuribo · Post Post #848 (isolation #97) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:45 pm

In post 824, hebichan wrote:I will be honest, this game hasn't inspired me since the key vote besides maybe townreading Maria more and wondering if kuribo is third party.

What gives you that idea

kuribo · Post Post #851 (isolation #98) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:49 pm

In post 850, hebichan wrote:
In post 848, kuribo wrote:
In post 824, hebichan wrote:I will be honest, this game hasn't inspired me since the key vote besides maybe townreading Maria more and wondering if kuribo is third party.

What gives you that idea
You keep talking about wanting to be banished. Townies wanting to die in this set up is just...bad

I didn't say I want to be banished, I said it's inevitable

I just figured you were referring to my apathy in terms of who gets lynched, who gets keys, and who's reading who how

kuribo · Post Post #855 (isolation #99) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:56 pm

In post 852, hebichan wrote:
In post 792, kuribo wrote:Then lynch me

It actually increases my odds of winning
Sounds like wanting to be banished.

Eh I haven't decided if it does or not, I was just pissy

kuribo · Post Post #865 (isolation #100) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:58 pm

I object to the plan

kuribo · Post Post #867 (isolation #101) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:07 pm

None I was kidding

kuribo · Post Post #868 (isolation #102) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:07 pm

Withdrawn

kuribo · Post Post #879 (isolation #103) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:52 am

I kinda need GreyICE to stay alive so if y'all could just make sure not to fuck this up, I'd be grateful

kuribo · Post Post #889 (isolation #104) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:35 am

In post 884, Katsuki wrote:My wincon also hinges on the survival of GI so.

If TL votes anything other than safety, we are turbolynching him.

I need you alive too so okay deal

kuribo · Post Post #890 (isolation #105) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:35 am

And don't let anything happen to skygazer while we're at it

kuribo · Post Post #897 (isolation #106) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:25 am

In post 892, Katsuki wrote:
In post 889, kuribo wrote:
In post 884, Katsuki wrote:My wincon also hinges on the survival of GI so.

If TL votes anything other than safety, we are turbolynching him.
I need you alive too so okay deal
My wincon calls for me dying so gl with that!

Can you make sure to do so with the Black Key

kuribo · Post Post #898 (isolation #107) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:26 am

In post 894, implosion wrote:didn't realize there were so many shenanigans afoot

In post 893, Skygazer wrote:...lmao

same (at some point), I didn't want to demoralize him though

If both of you have to die to fulfill your wincon I've basically got no chance

kuribo · Post Post #902 (isolation #108) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:28 am

In post 898, kuribo wrote:
In post 894, implosion wrote:didn't realize there were so many shenanigans afoot

In post 893, Skygazer wrote:...lmao

same (at some point), I didn't want to demoralize him though

If both of you have to die to fulfill your wincon I've basically got no chance

That was directed at Katsuki and sky not sure how implosion ended up in there

kuribo · Post Post #903 (isolation #109) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:29 am

In post 900, Katsuki wrote:haha poor kuribo xd

Just keep yourself safe because I need you alive too~

I have no intention of surviving, in fact the day is rapidly approaching where I will hold the thread hostage by refusing to reveal the secrets of the black key

kuribo · Post Post #904 (isolation #110) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:31 am

"And in the depths it stirred, the oldest of the dark ones, keeper of his black gate. Abaddon, king of locusts in his slumber, and so he did designate Four Horsemen to make the sacrifice that he may reign a thousand years." -Book of Counted Sorrows 13:1

kuribo · Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:26 am

In post 905, Skygazer wrote:actually; this might be a stretch and may not work, but could all the third parties that don't have exclusive win-cons out themselves??

when i die i have to guess each player's alignment to win and get a pretty high percentage right, it'd make my life easier!

Depends on if you're willing to sacrifice yourself with the black key for me

kuribo · Post Post #933 (isolation #112) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:23 pm

In post 929, Not Known 15 wrote:... and based on that GreyICE is more likely to be not town, too.

I don't know or care what GI is

But you are as usually completely in the dark here: My role had me choose my Four Horsemen myself in the pre-game. My win condition was not balanced against any of them being any alignment, nor could it be: the mid didnt select them. I did.

kuribo · Post Post #943 (isolation #113) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:29 am

In post 942, Not Known 15 wrote:Implosion, please banish GreyICE.
They are part of a cycle of people converted by kuribo that will lose if GreyICE is banished.

if you're going to continue speaking on grownup issues, I'm going to have to ask you to pay attention

literally every speculation you've made has been completely wrong and when you're corrected, you just double down

kuribo · Post Post #944 (isolation #114) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:31 am

I haven't "converted" anyone, again, I SELECTED FOUR PEOPLE BEFORE THE GAME BEGAN

They DO NOT KNOW WHO EACH OTHER ARE other than the fact that I said so right in this thread, and the only way for them to become 100% aware is if I get a red key, they get to be in a neighborhood together

further, you know absolutely nothing about my win condition, and the honest truth is that I fully intend to hold this game hostage with my knowledge of such.

kuribo · Post Post #945 (isolation #115) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:34 am

In post 939, GreyICE wrote:So this is an explicit third party claim?

It is, but it's waaaaaaay better than that.

kuribo · Post Post #947 (isolation #116) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:44 am

In post 946, Not Known 15 wrote:AND THESE PEOPLE REPORTED HAVING A THIRD PARTY WIN CONDITION OBVIOUSLY TIED TO YOUR SELECTION; AND YOU YOURSELF AREN'T TOWN!!!

I don't think GreyICE ever claimed to be a third party.

And you can't take Katsuki at his word.

And I never said I was town. Not ever. I said I wasn't scum. Which I'm not.

On a more personal note, I'm going to have to ask you to QUIT FUCKING YELLING because it provokes my murdercock and I've been pretty nice to everyone up to this point.

Go do your homework before you start yelling at strangers.

kuribo · Post Post #950 (isolation #117) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:40 am

In post 948, implosion wrote:NK, if you think kuribo recruited people into/is tied to other people that are also third party, and GreyICE hasn't claimed third party... why would we even believe kuribo about the people he's tied to?

because I would never lie

kuribo · Post Post #951 (isolation #118) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:42 am

In post 948, implosion wrote:NK, if you think kuribo recruited people into/is tied to other people that are also third party, and GreyICE hasn't claimed third party... why would we even believe kuribo about the people he's tied to?

and besides, it's not for your benefit, the town's benefit, or scum's benefit that I've said these things.

I need The Four to understand that I need them to make a sacrifice for me in order to win

and since I don't get a Private Topic this was the only way I could figure out how to do it.

I don't actually expect any of them to sacrifice their game for me, but who knows?

kuribo · Post Post #961 (isolation #119) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:48 am

Yeah definitely lynch TL

Sorry to see you go etc

kuribo · Post Post #962 (isolation #120) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:49 am

Frankly I think town and scum should just game throw to me anyway

Hey speaking of my inevitable win, who has the black key

kuribo · Post Post #965 (isolation #121) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:56 am

In post 963, TemporalLich wrote:I am not holding a key, also why do you want to lynch town?

I don't particularly want to lynch town

I just don't care if town gets lynched

kuribo · Post Post #966 (isolation #122) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:56 am

In post 964, GreyICE wrote:Mmm, it’s a real power. I do the same thing.

Do you think the town has two copies of that power, or that each team got one?

Hey bud do you think you could sacrifice yourself with the black key for me

kuribo · Post Post #968 (isolation #123) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:01 am

In post 967, TemporalLich wrote:
In post 965, kuribo wrote:
In post 963, TemporalLich wrote:I am not holding a key, also why do you want to lynch town?

I don't particularly want to lynch town

I just don't care if town gets lynched
ok you're defo not town, you're either scum or 3P

Are you even pretending to pay attention

kuribo · Post Post #989 (isolation #124) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:33 am

In post 987, TemporalLich wrote:I can't help but feel kuribo's claim isn't town...

I literally said I wasn't town

Why are you continually repeating things I said

kuribo · Post Post #991 (isolation #125) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:36 am

In post 990, Plum wrote:
In post 978, TemporalLich wrote:
In post 977, Katsuki wrote:or maybe kuribo simply trolled and really is 3p this game but all that matters in the end is that he's not mafia

I copped him last day and got the results (not mafia)
thanks for confirming kuribo is 3P and not scum...

it's still better to banish 3P than town though.
Yeah well it's not like we can choose to Banish kuribo rn regardless so it's moot

You can next round but you shouldn't until I reveal the secrets of the black key

Otherwise town and scum can get aaaaaaaaalllllll the way to the well of fears without realizing they're handing me the win instead of winning themselves

kuribo · Post Post #994 (isolation #126) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:40 am

Like come on y'all

Use your brains

Use what you know about me

This level of arrogance, this amount of coy surety when there was never any credible suspicion against me, it means only one of two things:

I've figured out the game and nothing can stop me from beating both town and scum

OR

I got bored after realizing it was hopeless

So I could care less if you banish me, really I couldn't

But I know things, I know things about that scary little black key.

As I said, there are Four Horsemen

Three have been named. One of you is a vector for my victory and doesn't even know it yet.

kuribo · Post Post #998 (isolation #127) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:56 am

In post 995, TemporalLich wrote:I'm not a kuribo goon.

You wouldn't know it if you were unless I got a red key which opens up a neighborhood among them

kuribo · Post Post #999 (isolation #128) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:57 am

In post 997, Katsuki wrote:I recruited Kuribo ftw to be a part of my cult, looks like I gotta recruit GI tonight.

For real you could just be a bro and hold on to that black key all game for me

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:34 am

In post 1000, Plum wrote:
In post 998, kuribo wrote:
In post 995, TemporalLich wrote:I'm not a kuribo goon.

You wouldn't know it if you were unless I got a red key which opens up a neighborhood among them
Sounds like you would be less keen on Banishing him if he were though, to be fair.

I'm more indifferent to the notion but I guess you have a point

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:57 am

In post 1003, GreyICE wrote:I’ll be totes honest. If you banish anyone else, all that will happen is you and TL get banished. That includes me, so if you want to fire on me go for it. I trust in Kats blood lust if nothing else.

I mean I'd revenge banish the hell out of them

Like realtalk who the hell wants me and Katsuki derpscreaming into the thread 24/7 like some unhinged howler monkeys

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:25 pm

In post 1009, Katsuki wrote:@Kuku: That sounds p fun tbh

Yah we could pretend it's Warring Factions 2007 and re-enact Kuribo's March. It'll be great, there'll be photoshops, sneak attacks, colonizers filled with hostages detonated in the cold of space, Attn Plum re: your imminent destruction threads, it'll be great.

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:54 pm

In post 1013, Katsuki wrote:Sometimes I really think I was born in the wrong age. My talents in warfare, general strategy, and diplomacy all gone to waste.

My talents were more as the politician / PR person. I did a lot of coat tail riding and fundraising while waving my fleets around like a megatonned phallus.

Kinda prepared me for mafiascum.

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:58 pm

Like, while the Oranges were probably a bigger threat, I managed to convince an entire faction to give me money to go after the Yellows despite them never trying to be anything but neutral, mostly through a propaganda campaign where I demonized every little post by a seldom-liked forums poster, screaming at him incessantly about how I was attacking their home, only to sail past and destroy their economy within a matter of hours and then execute all of their colonists before they could muster the defense to retake their holdings.

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 1:00 pm

I mean, let's not split hairs, some dude pissed me off on the game forums and I spent weeks executing a plan that basically removed him, his allies, and people unlucky enough to be born on the same planet, from the game they'd spent months building up and never recovered from.

And then I burned my gains to ashes to ensure they could never get any of it back.

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 1:53 pm

In post 1018, implosion wrote:-shrug-

Vote to Banish: TemporalLich

You've made the right choice

Or at least one that won't inconvenience me

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:28 pm

In post 1020, hebichan wrote:And I could care less about kuribo, we just never give him a key and we should be fine, based on the first post I see no reason why we can't win with him either.

The only key that does anything for me is the red key. Wooooo create a neighborhood, doesn't help me a bit.

Well the black key but I expect to be dead before that point.

I can't joint with any other team so you might wanna suss that out now.

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:45 pm

In post 1026, hebichan wrote:
In post 1025, kuribo wrote:
In post 1020, hebichan wrote:And I could care less about kuribo, we just never give him a key and we should be fine, based on the first post I see no reason why we can't win with him either.

The only key that does anything for me is the red key. Wooooo create a neighborhood, doesn't help me a bit.

Well the black key but I expect to be dead before that point.

I can't joint with any other team so you might wanna suss that out now.
Are you sure, your wincon is exclusive?

1000% sure, why do you think I haven't already offered to joint?

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:54 pm

In post 1028, hebichan wrote:Going to guess you need most or all of your hoursemen to make it to the well of fears with a key.

Nothing that exotic.

Lemme ask you this.

Who do you think gave Pine the Black Key when it first appeared? He already told you all the mechanics, and he couldn't wait to get rid of it.

I entrapped his posts, I willed it into the game, and I unleashed it on the first person I had opportunity to stick with it.

Even now, my key spreads, in fact I don't even know where it rests, I can only hope it finds its way to one of the Four who must make that sacrifice for me.

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:57 pm

Now you see why I don't care if that red key neighborhood opens up. I don't need the Four to know who they are. Three are named anyway, but the fourth is my backup plan, my unwitting sacrifice that will see my way to victory.

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:13 pm

You're right, 109 110 111

I tried to trap a couple people earlier than that but man does day one move fast

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:14 pm

You don't happen to know who has it now do you

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:10 pm

In post 1035, implosion wrote:
In post 1, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:Not all win conditions are opposed to each other.
Reminder of this.

So kuribo's lying in some way, or there's guaranteedly also another third party.

How do you read "not all win conditions are opposed" and get "all win conditions are unopposed?"

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:11 pm

So because the mod said some win conditions may be compatible with one another somehow means mine absolutely is?

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:17 pm

Yeah well I don't like implication that I'm lying when I've been way more straight with y'all than I should be

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:20 pm

I mean we have another claimed third party so why wouldn't I assume you were shading me?

Like no shit there might be another third. There's already at least one other claimed

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:29 pm

Shrug I'm not worried about anyone's wincon but mine

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:42 pm

It's ok no one expects you to

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:46 pm

Do you by chance have my black key at the moment

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:48 pm

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:50 pm

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD KATSUKI

TDK OH MY GOD

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:52 pm

TDK WE WILLED IT INTO EXISTENCE WITH OUT COLLECTIVE HATRED

OMG OMG OMG

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:52 pm

20k ship cap what the fuck is that garbage I need at least 125,000 to conquer the universe

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:06 pm

In post 1054, Alisae wrote:125,000? amateur

Don't make me blow up your uranium and murder your colonists after accepting ransom for them.

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:57 pm

Why the fuck do people keep making meaningless statements like "THESE THIRD PARTY PEOPLE ARENT TOWN"

Like

No fucking shit dude

I'm
Not
Claiming
To
Be
Town

kuribo · Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:58 pm

In post 1063, GreyICE wrote:Okay. I assign you this job NK15. Go forth and provide the summary.

I look forward to him trying to state my win condition and yet again fucking it up

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:16 am

I'm not even town and I'm looking forward to it

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:17 am

In post 1067, kuribo wrote:I'm not even town and I'm looking forward to it

I also look forward to a handful of people who aren't really paying attention saying "I don't think Kuribo is town"

Like what even gives you that idea

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:19 am

Btw I just want to make it known that I will join any wagon and if anyone gets to L-1 I will hammer them immediately without a claim

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:25 am

Bless your heart you have to read his shit in two threads instead of one

Ask him if he thinks I'm town

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:28 am

In post 1073, Alisae wrote:Pedit: I don’t have anything to read in there

We should be so lucky in the main thread

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:24 am

I don't think that's an idea that's supported by facts on record

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:25 am

I chose third party because in twelve years I'd never once been a third party

Technically I once was but I had to get NK'd or lynched to join a faction or I'd lose

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:57 pm

In post 1094, hebichan wrote:Among our third parties, kuribo seems like his nonsense works alive or dead.

Mine absolutely works whether I'm alive or dead and revolves around the black key

Although fun stuff happens if it falls into my hands at the well of fears, but we're getting ahead of ourselves

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:06 pm

In post 1097, Katsuki wrote:So why not just bring that key to the well yourself?

I don't have it anymore

And besides I need the game to end with one of The Four holding it anyway

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:06 pm

In post 1102, MariaR wrote:With all that said

VOTE: Kuribo
Let's get this started.

I wholly endorse this post which is clearly town motivated and paying perfect attention to the goings on

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:08 pm

Maria can't even pretend to be town and it's hilarious

Her scum read is me, a claimed third party who hasn't even tried to pretend I'm Town

She townreads Skygazer, another claimed third party who also hasn't pretended to be town

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:09 pm

In post 1105, MariaR wrote:I've read your stuff. Do you think it should change my opinion or why should I believe anything you're saying?

Maria I don't actually give a shit what you think of my posts or is be voting you

Get me to L-1 and I'll self hammer

My mood will determine if I reveal the things I know first

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:11 pm

I'd be mad but I'm kinda embarrassed by how bad Maria is playing

She's not even on my level right now

Hell shes not even on NK15's level

And that guy is *awful*

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:13 pm

In post 1108, MariaR wrote:As you can (well clearly you can't) tell. I ignore third party claims when it comes to alignment. I don't know what third party wincons LLD would put in this game. So I'm basing it on play and play alone.
It's also very easy for scum to claim third party and go 'haha I'm 3p who cares'
pedit: Perfect. Please get out of this game so I don't need to listen to you anymore

Yes because I was under so much pressure from such town confirmed people as you and NK15 that I cracked under it and claimed third party

You really cracked that case

Arrogance is a bad look for you, but you're going to lose this game because you're in over your head

So no hard feelings, but make with the banishment so I can fuck the town over

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:14 pm

In post 1110, MariaR wrote:I honestly feel bad for you and hope everything gets better for you in time.

Lol I ain't mad

I'd be a lot madder if I was on your team

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:19 pm

You call that an insult?

I said you're not paying attention, which is fact

I said you're playing badly which is fact, and will become evident when the game is over

you really think any of this ranks anywhere on the Kuribo insult scale of rage? Lmao

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:21 pm

In post 1113, MariaR wrote:I'll just help you with your wincon.

my wincon is not to get banished

Which you would know if you were paying attention

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:26 pm

Like you think you're threatening me with a lynch when I've said all along I expect to be banished: town can't win if third parties are in the well of fears

You think I'm scum despite being a claimed third party, but the thing about scum claiming third party is that it's only when they're under pressure to save their asses that it's weird. I've not been under pressure. At all. And I've not once claimed to be town. And I'm not playing as town or scum because I could give a shit who gets lynched.

So, no, Maria, this is not an insult when I tell you you're in over your head. You clearly have no idea what the deal is in this game.

It's not your fault, and believe you me I pity you more than anything.

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:28 pm

In post 1116, MariaR wrote:*thumbs up*

I'm still deciding if I'm going to punish the town for your tone.

Like it's tempting to go to the gallows with my secrets but god damn I know some good shit

I think I'll claim my wincon in full, my role name, etc

But I'm going to NOT claim who the fourth horseman is.

Town and scum can just spend the game wondering if he's going to cost them the game without realizing it.

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:36 pm

In post 1119, implosion wrote:
In post 1108, MariaR wrote:I ignore third party claims when it comes to alignment.
how is one even supposed to parse this sentence I don't

Dude she thinks Sky is a town player who fake claimed third party

She's off on a whole other galaxy

Can you vote me I'm bored

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:51 pm

In post 1122, MariaR wrote:What you need to ask is 'would I play scum like this' and obviously this game I wouldn't.

Funny coming from someone who thinks I'd play scum like this.

You're going to finally learn, and so will NK15, the difference between someone's play being anti-town, and being pro-scum. That's the lesson here, Maria.

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:06 pm

In post 1125, Katsuki wrote:cumstains on shirt mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Listen it was paint

I've been telling you that for twelve years now

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:10 pm

In post 1124, Katsuki wrote:
In post 1114, kuribo wrote:You call that an insult?

I said you're not paying attention, which is fact

I said you're playing badly which is fact, and will become evident when the game is over

you really think any of this ranks anywhere on the Kuribo insult scale of rage? Lmao
need some proper kuribo rage in here

MS too pussy nowadays

Something something inbred pig fucker mumble mumble steal soul eat ancestors blah blah when you get to hell and so on and so on in nomine Satanas etc

kuribo · Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:28 pm

In post 1, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:Third Party members are not Town for the purposes of the town wincon. This is a flipless game, so all you will be told is that no win conditions have been met.

The point he's making is that third parties have to be banished at or before endgame for town to win

Which is why calling Sky town is meaningless

Which is why I've said all along I expect to be banished at some point

What will really bake y'alls noodles is this: The Black Key causes it's holder to lose regardless of their faction's victory status

Someone at the circle of trust WILL be holding it when the game ends, since you cannot destroy keys and must will them on death and the sacrifice will be made

My black key is poison to all, and I'd suggest people start considering it more seriously

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 5:39 am

In post 1138, GreyICE wrote:I won't volunteer to take it, because that's literally playing against my win condition, which can get you site banned (not that it would unless zoraster is an even bigger weenie than I know he is, but w/e).

Yes but you'd be playing to my win condition which I would greatly appreciate

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:01 am

I'll help cause I'm bored and all I ask in return is that you throw the game to me with the black key

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:02 am

In post 1153, GreyICE wrote:Y'know I'm practically positive your intended behavior should be to play super townie and just agree with lynches on everyone that isn't one of your horsemen, then "scumslip" on day 5 so none of them get lynched either, but this is WAY more helpful to the town than that. So I'm going to commend you.

It's okay I know what I'm doing

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:10 am

In post 1155, GreyICE wrote:If you picked me, no ya don't. My face is a goddamn bullet catcher. I've honestly been shot more times in mafia games than anyone outside of maybe Fate or Magna.

But I honestly believe you picked 3rd party (unlike Skygazer, who I'm not sure about) so I'm chill about the whole thing. If I lose hot potato in "The Well of Fears" this game will have ended exactly as ridiculously as every AtmosFEAR game I ever played.

Well then in that case I STRONGLY SUGGEST you don't lose hot potato

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:16 pm

In post 1159, Katsuki wrote:Almost tempted to kms just so I don't have to deal with black key

Now you're thinking with portals

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:05 pm

In post 1163, Katsuki wrote:I mean, it's not like my wincon requires me to be alive, so I'd have a better chance winning dead than alive.

All the more reason to help Me with mine

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:11 pm

Because the black key causes the holder to lose and is passed around differently from other keys

Also I chose my Horsemen.

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:23 pm

In post 1170, Alisae wrote:
In post 1169, kuribo wrote:Because the black key causes the holder to lose and is passed around differently from other keys

Also I chose my Horsemen.
your horsemen could have some immunity they don’t know about and you could have picked the scumteam?

How do you choose immunity from a win condition

Also why would I openly name my scum partners

Also that would mean there are five of us on the scum team

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:01 pm

I object on the grounds it would annoy me

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:27 pm

I mean I just said

kuribo · Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:28 pm

In post 1175, implosion wrote:kuribo doing nothing interesting

I don't know what you expect from me

I don't have any obligation to help town

Or scum for that matter

kuribo · Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:04 am

I mean, my win condition is literally to ensure that one of them loses by getting stuck with the black key at the end

That doesn't make any of them or all of them statistically likely to be scum especially considering I chose them myself

Bless your poor little heart

kuribo · Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:06 am

I mean nevermind the fact that my Horsemen were never notified that they were chosen

For all you know it could be you

kuribo · Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:08 am

*pats NotKnown15 on the head the way one would speak to a very dull child*

At least you're trying harder than Maria

kuribo · Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:13 am

Today's my sixth day in a row at work and I'm exhausted so instead of being mean I'm gonna go with super polite but really condescending

It's a side of my personality that I don't get to show much on this site but it's less bannable than murderous rage which I'm not feeling lately anyway. I just got a new kitten, who can be angry when you have a kitten?

Anyway, everyone here is just playing

swell

and I'm so happy to be here with you all! I can't wait to see who you lynch because I'm sure it'll be the best thing for your win conditions! Have a great day everyone!

kuribo · Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:31 am

I'm sorry I didn't mean to wake you by saying your name.

In post 1193, MariaR wrote:I think I liked it better when you were openly trying to be an asshole. It was more entertaining that way

kuribo · Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:38 am

Maria, the honest truth is I've wanted for us to play together for a long time.

Maybe one day we'll get to!

kuribo · Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:28 pm

In post 1197, Katsuki wrote:I don't think there'd ever be a scenario where I choose 3p over mafia tbh.

I really prefer y'all not lynching Katsuki

kuribo · Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:32 pm

In post 1200, Plum wrote:that's his style and he wants to manipulate us

I hope you're not implying that I'm a seasoned veteran of mafia's cum who never hits reply without typing something that would directly benefit my win condition even up to and including making my entire iso an unreadable mess of garbage reads in the hopes of tricking a bunch of people into accidentally doing my dirty work for me and giving me an easy win

Because that's a stretch for a guy as bored as me

Unless you meant Skygazer in which case disregard

kuribo · Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:38 pm

In post 1207, Skygazer wrote:if you lynch me then i won't get to townside!

I don't intend to townside because I can't but if they lynch me I won't reveal who the fourth black key target is

Also I'll never get to use my black key in endgame power which would make me sad