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Greetings, XXXXXX, and welcome toBorderlands Mafia! In this game, you will be playing the role of...
Salvador
Vanilla Vault Hunter
Aligned with the Vault Hunters
There's only one thing that Salvador the Gunzerker loves more than whipping out a heavy-duty Torgue machine gun that shoots miniature explosive projectiles and just going nuts on a group of bloodthirsty bandits who are too insane and/or braindead to realize that they have no chance against a bona fide badass like him: Doing all that nonsense I just described, but withtwoguns instead of just one. Few things in life are quite as satisfying as hefting the weight of an awesome gun in each hand and laying waste to the opposition with a never-ending fusillade of bullets.
Some people say that Salvador is compensating for something, but those people are stupid. And dead.
Daytime Abilities:During the day, you may vote to lynch any living player in the game.
Nighttime Abilities:None.
Passive Abilities:None.
Win Condition:You win when all non-Vault Hunter players have been eliminated from the game and there is at least one Vault Hunter still alive.
Please reply to this PM to let me know that you understand your role and that you have read and understand the game's rules. The game will not begin until I receive confirmations from at least 21 players.
"Pandora is a garbage land of sand and sadness."
~Vaughn
"Day two on Pandora. Nobody here's used to seeing a Siren. Half the people I've met wanna worship me and the other half wanna turn me over to Hyperion. Still, it's a nice change of pace from the abbey -- at least here the bad guys stab you from the front."
~Maya
"I told you idiots, we don't need Assassins here. There's nobody on this spinning stinknugget of a planet you couldn't just kill with a heavy rock and a can-do attitude. Athena and the rest of her lady-ninjas would be better served on a planet where the air doesn't taste like armpit sweat."
~General Knoxx
In post 315, I_Am_Not_I_Am_Not_Varsoon wrote:@Mod, may I replace into my main as it helps discern who is who and the "lol-factor" is gone?
"I'm a sexy dinosaur! Rawr!"
~Claptrap
"The Catch-A-Ride near Fyrestone is more busted than my momma's girly parts. Really appreciate you takin' a look at that. Uh, the system, not my mom's girly parts. Hot dog down a Skag den, know what I'm sayin'?"
~Scooter
In post 612, SirCakez wrote:@Skullduggery - can you search for a replacement for Starbuck as they have appeared to have siteflaked?
In post 635, T S O wrote:Did Starbuck pick up her role PM?
"I'm Torgue, and I am here to ask you one question and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?!"
~Mr. Torgue
"Look, you wanna know the reason why I'm in that chair and you're not? For the exact same reason why North is North, why the handsome guy always gets the girl, and why every spaceship in the universe is shaped like a cock. It's destiny, Rhys."
~Vasquez
"I am a woman of science and ass-kickery, not children's beverages."
~Gaige
"Hey! How -- gah, these pretzels suck. So, how's your day been, buddy? We haven't really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you'll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits will get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds. Yeah, because I'm rich. So, you know. That's cool. Kay, bye."
~Handsome Jack
"I'm rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it 'piss-for-brains' in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...'Butt Stallion'? Nah, that's even worse. Tell ya what, I'll give it some more thought."
~Handsome Jack
"I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. Heh heh. Butt Stallion says hello."
~Handsome Jack
"What, you think you can just roll out of the way of a bullet? All I have to do is move my hand a little bit and oop, I'm aiming at your face again!"
~August
"Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies. I'm gonna get that tattooed across my back in Olde English font."
~Tiny Tina
Athena: "Is that an eyeball?"
Fiona: "Uh-huh."
Athena: "Why are you carrying an eye around in your pocket?"
Fiona: "I thought it might come in handy."
Athena: "That is so weird! Your carrying that around is the weirdest thing I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot of weird things!"
Fiona: "It is not that weir--"
Athena: "Oh my God, yes. Yes it is."
"Ready to chew ass and spit gum! And I'm all outta ass."
~Wilhelm
"A young man told me I was pretty on my way back from the grocer's. My reaction was surprisingly tame -- I only spent the next three hours dry-heaving into a bucket."
~Patricia Tannis
"Never apologize, my dear. Apologies are for people who can't BUY respect."
~Lady Aurelia
"I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may be asking yourself, 'Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?' Answer: YES."
~Mr. Torgue
Moxxi: "Roland, Lilith -- I need the path wide open or things are gonna get messy."
Lilith: "Working on it! Also, that's what she said."
Moxxi: "I know what she said! Just do it!"
"This is how you die / A spectacle of violence / Gorgeous and ugly."
~Zer0
"Citizens of Opportunity! You represent the beginning of a grand adventure. Opportunity is only the first Hyperion city on Pandora. One day you'll be saying, 'Bandits? What's a bandit? I can't hear what you're saying over the motor of this free blowjob machine Handsome Jack gave all of us.'"
~Handsome Jack
"If I don't shoot, repair, or screw something in the next few minutes, we're gonna have a problem."
~Gaige
"Call me old-fashioned, but every moment I'm not shooting someone in the face feels wasted."
~Nisha
In post 2901, popsofctown wrote:@Skullduggery: If wgeurts is targeted by a roleblocking night action tonight, will he be unable to use his Gladiator power the subsequent day, or will it be irrelevant because it's not a night ability?
Or if you won't answer thatIs it possible for my role's active ability to cause a daytime action to be roleblocked? You can answer that by PM, and I only care if you "no comment" the first one.
In post 2997, popsofctown wrote:skullduggery should just rename this thread "the wgeurts, popsofctown, nicole mimi scumchat QT with some spectators permitted"
"Let's just get this out of the way: yes, most of my merchandise was ripped from the hands of dead adventurers."
~Marcus
"Keep your wits about you, minion -- this glacier's run by a bandit named Captain Flynt. The jerk kept me as his torture plaything for a few months. We played games like 'dodge the blowtorch' and 'don't get dunked into the pool of acid.' I was really good at the first one!"
~Claptrap
"I see our fearless leader Jack is looking for you. Charming fellow, isn’t he? Spouts drivel about bringing peace to the frontier, then shoots unarmed men, women, and children like it was going out of style."
~Sir Hammerlock
"Let's go save her, man. Chicks dig heroes -- just ask my wife. Well, ex-wife. Whatever. Point still stands."
~Axton
"War. Does not compute. What is it good for?"
~Loader Bot
"Darling, I'm simply going to kill you for fun. It's not personal; I just bore easily."
~Lady Aurelia
"THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!"
~Mr. Torgue
In post 3461, popsofctown wrote:Mod: Request force replace out for Radiant Cowbells.
Come on, that's ridiculous
"Ugh. Today at 0300 hours, Lance Assassin Athena went AWOL, killing nine and a half Crimson Lance soldiers in the process. One of 'em got cut in two, vertically. He's alive, but he's gotta hop everywhere."
~General Knoxx
"I lost fair and square / Whatever that dumb phrase means / Who loses a square?"
~Zer0
"I never got to play with guns when I was but a lad, but then ol' Jackie came along, and he was awful mad. 'I need a robot!' he declared, 'that can do my mighty deeds.' Then he saw me standing there, and a thought he did conceive. He told a way to make me rad, he gave me slots for guns, then he sent me on my way and wished me 'have some fun!' Now I'm here, a hired hand, amidst such death and chaos, waiting to be moved around, for my...uh...I have no idea what rhymes with 'chaos.' I REGRET ALL OF THIS!"
~Claptrap