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Mini 930:Morning People Mafia (Game Over!)

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:21 pm
by sykedoc
Morning People Mafia

Unless someone got to this first...
The only mafia game where people wait for light to kill your stupid faces!

So, I'm not a morning person. I'll be the first to admit it. Neither are you. You like to sleep in. In fact, you do it every day. You're not going to be up until, at the very least, 10:00 am. Work isn't starting for you until 11:00 am so why rush? We're just all tired, and its early, etc etc etc. Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day but it can damn well wait until I'm done sleeping.


You all live in Rifle, CO
That is... here:
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Why you would live here is entirely beyond me. This is essentially in the middle of "I can drop bombs and miss" nowhere. Living in such a small place you've learned to trust your neighbors. They're all a little crazy but its OK. Recently, you've realize that some may be a little crazier than others. In fact this was yesterday, when you awoke to find the town's oldest citizen, Nancy Flixtrot bludgeoned to death. The police said the death was between 6:00 am and 8:00 am. Furthermore the murder weapon, conveniently found at the scene with no prints, was a coffee thermos with the slogan "I <3 Mornings" plastered across the front. It was then you realized... we're not just dealing with any killer, we're dealing with morning people. I HATE morning people.

You realize that you want these locust out of your town for good so you can all sleep in without being beaten to death before your alarm goes off.

Good Luck!


Still Sleeping In (Alive)

1)
SpyreX
(replaces water_foul)
2)
Sucrose

3)
TheLoneWolf
(replaces jbernier93)

Not Equipped for Mornings (Dead)

1)
smashbro_of_the_SSS
|
Townie
(D1/lynch)
2)
havingfitz
|
Townie
(N1/kill)
3)
Nobody Special
|
Mafia Goon
(D2/lynch)
4)
SocioPath
|
Townie
(N2/kill)
5)
RedCoyote
|
Mafia Roleblocker
(N2/kill)
6)
Ythan
|
Townie
(D3/lynch)
7)
Nikanor
|
Jailkeeper
(N3/kill)
8)
chauchaudotcom
|
Cop
(N4/kill)
:D

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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:08 pm
by sykedoc
Rules:


General Rules:

1) Do not troll. This is my damn town, I can kill you.
2) Don't try to outguess me. This isn't B-Mod, even thought I'm certainly a bastard/douche.
3)
Red
and
Dark Blue
are my colors. Touch them and I will scalp you.
4) If you need to contact me about something like a post I should fix, please by all means use
Mod: Please fix my awful posting habits!
or something similar. Sometimes I may just respond with a hard "No"
5) Don't be a dick, I'm the only one allowed to do that.
6) If I make a mistake, point it out, but don't be cocky about it or I will crush you like a vitamin pill.
7) No game-related communication outside the thread.
8) Lynching for the most part is to your benefit. No lynches are not recommended but if you all make it clear that's what you want I'll consider it.
9)Bah! Posts are allowed.
If you exceed one short Bah! then I will remove it

10) Being that this game is a tiny bit flavored, I'll be calling the night phases "Morning" and the mafia "Morning People". Next to them will be "Night" and "Mafia" respectively, just informing y'all incase.
11)Enjoy the game and play to win.

Voting:

1) Votes must be bold in this fashion:
Vote: Your Mother

2) I will not count votes if you don't unvote the person you already are voting for. I won't remind you, I'll just wait until you process your mistake.
3) In order to lynch you need a majority. Don't try to screw with my math.
4) Try not to triple post.
5) Concerning twilight, you may speak until the death post is up, when the thread is locked. The dead may bah post and nothing more, all others may jabber until I shut you up.
6) Do not exceed your Bah! post, or you lose it entirely.
7) No lynches may be voted for in this fashion:
Vote: No Lynch

8) Unvoting goes as such:
Unvote: Your Mother
. You don't need a name, but it'd be nice if you put it there.
9) After a hammer, they are dead as a doornail. Your unvote will not bring them back. Too damn bad.

Deadlines:

1) Day deadlines are as follows: 3 weeks unless I speed it up because you're doing nothing. Night deadlines range from 3 to 5 days, I will inform you all which is the case when its time.
2) If there is no lynch by the deadline, the player with the highest vote count is killed. Deadlines are there because I want you to get shit done, and you are going to get shit done. Endgame will change this policy as its stupid to have this at that point. I clearly won't lynch someone with 2 votes if you're all off that, its mostly majority or around that.
3) Deadlines are my way of saying get your crap together.
4) Deadlines are flexible, but only by a day or two. Day doesn't end until I tell you it's ended.
5) Deadlines can be extended upon request, depending on the situation.
6) All deadlines are in Mountain Standard Time. I live in the freaking Rocky Mountains, so deal with it.

Activity/Prods/Replacements:

1) I will prod you twice. After this you get a small grace period while I find a replacement. If you do not return, I remove you with the person I found. Don't whine.
2) You may ask to be replaced in the way I stated to communicate with me above.
3) If you do not post for 3 days I prod you.
4) If you are V/LA please communicate to me in the way stated previously.

Special Mod Rules:

1) I love baseball, three strikes and you're out. I modkill your ass.
2) I will fry you with great pleasure if you try to screw with me.
3) I am thy lord, smiting is my specialty, if I tell you something is bothering me don't do it.
4) Did I say listen to what I say?
5) If you somehow know how to edit posts. DO NOT DO THIS.
6) If your text is too hard to read, you get a warning (not a strike).
7) Do not debate with me, I will add strikes for that.
8) Loophole usage is not acceptable and will result in one or multiple strikes. You know the general rules, if I forgot something DO NOT take advantage of it or I will slice you up into salad.
9) Posts must be readable and in English.
10) You may PM, IM, or Email me with anything.

Have fun!

Town Win Condition:

Town wins when all threats to town are dead

Town Role PM:

Hello X!

By day, you're a villager, you appear ordinary and just by looking at you nobody would know your secret.
You have a horrible secret. For at night...
You're still completely ordinary.
I had to drag it out:
You're a Villager.
You may vote during the day and you may do nothing during the night. Try anything funny and I'll shoot you myself.
You win when all threats to your dull life are dead.

Role PM For Dummies:
You Good
People Who No Villager Bad!
You vote to kill bad people!
Majority vote kill bad people!
When bad people around no more you win!
You help town!
Any questions you have please PM, IM, or Email to me.

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:10 pm
by sykedoc
Role PMs have been sent.

Please confirm via PM ASAP, and I will bold your name to indicate that confirmation


The game will start once I have full confirmations.

PS: Apologies if any of you are actually morning people.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:28 pm
by sykedoc
The killing is on everyone's minds. How are you going to sleep in without worrying for your own safety? Even setting your alarm for 9:00 am might lead to your death. These bastards are the type up at 6:00 am for a morning run. You can't take them on that early. Coffee is unlikely to help at such a time, as you'll still feel like a wet towel at that point of the day. You knew the small town in the middle of stupidly obvious nowhere wasn't going to stay quiet for long. Infact, this dumb little place is going to get really loud, really fast.

Day 1 Begins!
Start talking or I'll stuff your faces into a blender, and just remember... I'm always watching you idiots.


With 11 you need 6 to lynch.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:34 pm
by Sucrose
Hi everyone!

Being a morning-hater myself, this is a game I can really get into. :)

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:36 pm
by water_foul
Welcome all and I have one question. After reading this:
sykedoc wrote:before your alarm goes off.
I wanted to ask, What alarm? :D

Syke: The alarm most of us need to be at least slightly productive in work/school/life :wink:

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:36 pm
by Sucrose
Vote: Deer
for running in front of my car.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:46 pm
by Nobody Special
Vote: Sucrose
for being so tardy in confirmation.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:47 pm
by rzhang86
yo come on how could someone kill nancy flixtot the oldest person in our town, so messed up...

who did it??

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:47 pm
by chauchaudotcom
Vote: Nobody Special
for trying to deceive us with your user name. I see through your lies!

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:48 pm
by chauchaudotcom
Can you get an avatar RZ?

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:18 pm
by water_foul
water_foul wrote:
Syke: The alarm most of us need to be at least slightly productive in work/school/life :wink:
Glad to see our gm actually has a sense of humor and didn't just copy paste :D
Anyway, in the spirit of rvs
Vote: Deer
for running in front of the sugar

Syke: I also have fantastic smiting powers and way too much time!

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:09 pm
by jbernier93
vote:chauchaudotcom
for having the weirdest avatar I've seen in my lifetime

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:20 pm
by Sucrose
I want to know what the symbol means.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:48 pm
by fallen angel
Hi everybody,
Vote: water_foul
because he needs to explain to me why Canadian geese poop so much on my lawn.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:00 pm
by smashbro_of_the_SSS
Vote: Deer
for me replacing him in a game and given 2 days to defend myself as the most obvious lynch candidate, then getting lynched.

Just btw, I can kinda be a morning person, can't sleep past 9 or so if im tired and go to bed late, usually up between 7 to 8 otherwise :p

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:04 pm
by fallen angel
smashbro_of_the_SSS wrote:
Vote: Deer
for me replacing him in a game and given 2 days to defend myself as the most obvious lynch candidate, then getting lynched.


Just btw, I can kinda be a morning person, can't sleep past 9 or so if im tired and go to bed late, usually up between 7 to 8 otherwise :p
May I inquire as to the game out of curiosity and meta?

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:29 pm
by chauchaudotcom
jbernier93 wrote:
vote:chauchaudotcom
for having the
coolest
avatar I've seen in my lifetime
Fixed.
sucrose wrote:I want to know what the symbol means.
Ironically enough, it means "g'morning".

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:15 pm
by fallen angel
chauchaudotcom wrote:
sucrose wrote:I want to know what the symbol means.
Ironically enough, it means "g'morning".
So, we caught scum already? :P

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:16 pm
by fallen angel
Bah.
Mod, can you fix my
awful awful
posts with screwed up
and stupid
tags? Much obliged
my lord
.


Syke: Fixed, both posts... this one too :D

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:00 pm
by havingfitz
Vote: Nobody Special
for no special reason.

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:20 am
by TeWuicah
Being the second to last person to post, I think it's clear I am not a morning person. :wink:
smashbro_of_the_SSS wrote:
Just btw, I can kinda be a morning person, can't sleep past 9 or so if im tired and go to bed late, usually up between 7 to 8 otherwise :p
Claiming to be a morning person already? Obvscum!

Vote: smashbro_of_the_SSS

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:39 am
by sykedoc
In other news: Deer needs to post before I prod him tomorrow
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:17 am
by Sucrose
chauchaudotcom wrote:
Ironically enough, it means "g'morning".
That one little character means "good morning?" Japanese is awesome.

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:08 am
by havingfitz
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Bit of a slow start.

In the interest of conversation...does anyone have any favorite questions they like to ask others to break the ice/scumhunt in the early stages of games? And if so...what are they and how would you answer them?

I'll go first.

Not really. n/a