ITT: Inconsequential Crap

Kublai Khan · Post Post #756 (isolation #0) » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:09 pm

VP Baltar wrote:
Ythill wrote:I like that the druggie has short hair, a trim beard, and a healthy physique.
I know! He must be mixing roids with his smack. World Championships of Junkie Powerlifting, here I come.

Why does Roid Smacks sound like a breakfast cereal?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #806 (isolation #1) » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:45 pm

Nobody Special wrote:Yes, it was (after the re-design a few months[?] ago); it's not now. I can click on Help to get to the Special Search page, but there's absolutely no Search box. No Sign In box, either. Very odd.

Both are in the top right hand corner. Check your monitor settings.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #847 (isolation #2) » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:30 pm

Fun Fact: Overuse kills memes.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #867 (isolation #3) » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:24 am

Ythan wrote:Have you ever heard of the band I am talking about? When I heard Owl City on the radio I was disappointed in the Postal Service's
new stuff
.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #1678 (isolation #4) » Sun May 01, 2011 4:26 am

saporovirus wrote:EVERYBODY'S HAPPY NOWADAYS

EVER FALLEN IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN'T'VE?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #1694 (isolation #5) » Sat May 07, 2011 1:19 am

Dave's not here, man.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #1706 (isolation #6) » Sat May 07, 2011 12:43 pm

Kublai Khan wrote:Dave's not here, man.

shaft.ed wrote:Dave's not here man

Grr..

Kublai Khan · Post Post #1755 (isolation #7) » Sat May 21, 2011 5:02 am

Your mom sounds awesome, sapo..

Kublai Khan · Post Post #1758 (isolation #8) » Sat May 21, 2011 6:27 am

Battousai wrote:Well the rapture failed in New Zealand, therefore they agreed that they made a mistake and it is not time for the rapture. Er.. actually I think they just said you can figure out the day of the rapture, but you can not out guess God on the time of the day.

Surely it just means that New Zealand is full of G-dless heathens, right?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #1802 (isolation #9) » Sat May 28, 2011 5:05 am

Umbrage wrote:
VP Baltar wrote:You have my permission to insult me. Make my morning interesting.

Here you go.

Nominate VP Baltar for

jarring fat-kidneyed miscreant

.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #1829 (isolation #10) » Mon May 30, 2011 7:07 am

Umbrage wrote:I assure you with every fiber of my being I am not racist.

Umbrage does not care about non-fibrous people.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #1845 (isolation #11) » Tue May 31, 2011 9:42 am

C'mon VP. You know damn well that the average servicemember isn't drinking Sam Adams.

And if they are, then you have to compare Unibroue to Sam Adams.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2023 (isolation #12) » Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:52 am

Build a bridge out of 'er.

Kublai Khan · Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:52 am

Nobody Special wrote:Calling it now: Daniel Radcliffe will come out of the closet by next summer.

It matters because...?

Kublai Khan · Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:54 am

And you'll have a better chance if he were gay?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2118 (isolation #15) » Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:38 am

Untrod Tripod wrote:
CooLDoG wrote:What is the purpose of having a penny? Be honest have you ever used 1 cent worth of money to buy something. Naturally it is used to "make change", and can be accumulated over time, but it still seems quite useless.
Some of us occasionally pay for things with exact change; also cocks.

You disgust me at times, UT.

Kublai Khan · Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:43 am

In post 2602, Sudo_Nym wrote:As in, a pie crust filled with peanut butter.

Wait, just literal peanut butter? Not like a peanut butter creme or something lighter and fluffier?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2612 (isolation #17) » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:19 am

In post 2610, Sudo_Nym wrote:
In post 2609, Kublai Khan wrote:
In post 2602, Sudo_Nym wrote:As in, a pie crust filled with peanut butter.

Wait, just literal peanut butter? Not like a peanut butter creme or something lighter and fluffier?

Yep, just peanut butter. Chunky peanut butter, in fact.

Ugh. How hard is it to google a recipe and follow through. There's no excuse for retarded cooking.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2617 (isolation #18) » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:09 am

A subpar Ythan post.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2629 (isolation #19) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:09 am

In post 2627, Nobody Special wrote:Glass is actually a liquid.

Extremely inconsequential.

Glass is not a liquid

Still inconsequential.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2642 (isolation #20) » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:26 am

In post 2641, Oman wrote:
In post 2625, Umbrage wrote:I now own every Radiohead album.

Except for those EP things. Fuck them.

Jaydiohead?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BGFAP6JJrk

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2646 (isolation #21) » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:19 am

In post 2645, Sudo_Nym wrote:He's a world-famous shark-wrestling cowboy who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a foxy Buddhist politician who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

Awesome. Topic for NaNoWriMo found.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2747 (isolation #22) » Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:25 am

In post 2741, Nobody Special wrote:I have never, in my life, been able to lift my shoulder over my head.

Lie down on your side.

Voila.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2781 (isolation #23) » Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:34 am

The jar contains avarice. Don't share.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2819 (isolation #24) » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:25 am

There's an "armed to the teeth" joke to be made here, but damn if I can't think of a funny one.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2853 (isolation #25) » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:11 pm

Sudo is Fezzik.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2960 (isolation #26) » Sun May 13, 2012 6:27 am

In post 2957, shaft.ed wrote:And I never know wheat to do when i get to the middle

Barley sure if typo or pun...

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2976 (isolation #27) » Thu May 17, 2012 4:02 am

Should I get a Friendster account? I feel like being a hipster.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2979 (isolation #28) » Thu May 17, 2012 5:47 am

In post 2978, noraaa wrote:Eh we were discussing how atoms were put together today. This is no regular bio class. I thought it would be a rehash of high school bio.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3130 (isolation #29) » Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:12 pm

ITT I learned that Junpei thinks that hipsters and hippies are the same thing.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3425 (isolation #30) » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:37 pm

Go to a brick & mortar library building. If they don't have the book you want, you can request that they get ahold of it through an inter-library loan (ILL).

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3428 (isolation #31) » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:10 pm

"Forty studies that changed psychology : explorations into the history of psychological research" by Roger Hock is currently available at my local library.

Edit: 6th Edition (which I think is the current one)

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3465 (isolation #32) » Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:27 pm

TIL that I would not want to camping with any of you squeamish, squeamish people.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3508 (isolation #33) » Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:38 am

In post 3502, noraaa wrote:The internet is
better
now that everyone is back in school.

Fixed

Kublai Khan · Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:30 am

In post 3516, shaft.ed wrote:think it just went off

Yup.

http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe ... story.html

Kublai Khan · Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:18 am

In post 3537, shaft.ed wrote:OK so I have an experimental problem that has been stumping me for months. I figured I would throw up a thought experiment here just to see if anyone has some ideas I couldnt think of. (translation: I'm bad at my job, help me be a real scientist!)

Sorry if this is dumbing things down, but I've translated the issue into something familiar to everyone:

Basic question- You have a garden hose with a leak in it, how to you localize the leak?

Assume:
-The hose cannot be hooked up to a faucet
-The hose is underwater
-The hose is surrounded but thousands of other hoses that may or may not be leaking

Can you grease the hose with petroleum jelly? (wouldn't find the leak, but would potentially cover it up.)

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3549 (isolation #36) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:08 am

In post 3547, shaft.ed wrote:
In post 3544, Kublai Khan wrote:
Can you grease the hose with petroleum jelly? (wouldn't find the leak, but would potentially cover it up.)
I already tried that experiment
it didn't work

Can you just replace the hose then?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3552 (isolation #37) » Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:42 am

In post 3551, shaft.ed wrote:No cleaning of the tubes, they must remain intact (they're axons for those playing along at home)
there are likely multiple holes per tube

Nail polish?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3580 (isolation #38) » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:48 am

In post 3579, Scigatt wrote:I'm getting foreign language youtube ads leading to here. Wtf?

Edit: Here is one of the ads I saw.

So... You decided to spam those links here?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3582 (isolation #39) » Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:44 am

In post 3581, Scigatt wrote:
In post 3580, Kublai Khan wrote:
In post 3579, Scigatt wrote:I'm getting foreign language youtube ads leading to here. Wtf?

Edit: Here is one of the ads I saw.

So... You decided to spam those links here?
I thought the links were relevant to the post. Maybe someone could have told exactly who they are. I only put the first link there because I couldn't find the ad video at first.

Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were interested in buying their products and/or services. My mistake.

Piece of advice though: They don't appear to be reputable merchants. Make sure they have a good return policy.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3584 (isolation #40) » Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:55 am

In post 3583, Scigatt wrote:
In post 3582, Kublai Khan wrote:
In post 3581, Scigatt wrote:
In post 3580, Kublai Khan wrote:
In post 3579, Scigatt wrote:I'm getting foreign language youtube ads leading to here. Wtf?

Edit: Here is one of the ads I saw.

So... You decided to spam those links here?
I thought the links were relevant to the post. Maybe someone could have told exactly who they are. I only put the first link there because I couldn't find the ad video at first.

Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were interested in buying their products and/or services. My mistake.

Piece of advice though: They don't appear to be reputable merchants. Make sure they have a good return policy.
All I was trying to do was provide some more information on the event and maybe get some info on who these guys are.

Okay. So you were trying to simultaneously give and receive information about a foreign spam event.

That's such a reasonable thing to do. I must look like such as asshole for questioning it.

Kublai Khan · Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:22 am

It really bugs me that deadpan doesn't translate well in text.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3611 (isolation #42) » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:04 am

In post 3604, Brandi wrote:I finished one of my commissions today.

I hated it because the character had too many markings and it was requested to have a green outline, which I really felt was unnecessary.
Oh well, customer is always right.

WARNING: A "FURRY" CHARACTER:

Is she falling over because her foot broke?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3718 (isolation #43) » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:36 am

My black dog hates white dogs.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3788 (isolation #44) » Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:04 pm

In post 3786, noraaa wrote:I'm an ibuprofen girl myself.

Oh girl you have no faith in medicine

Kublai Khan · Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:38 am

What's the difference between soup and gravy?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #3907 (isolation #46) » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:41 am

13 year old with a bucket list.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4014 (isolation #47) » Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:19 pm

KublaiKhan = Bankruptcy

Kublai Khan · Fri May 03, 2013 12:16 am

I like the anti-semitism in Brandi's chart. Obviously being Jewish is such a leg up in the world. Look at what a rich and successful history they have. Plus they are all apparently racist as hell against blacks.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4164 (isolation #49) » Sat May 04, 2013 7:52 am

In post 4161, inspiratieloos wrote:
In post 4158, Kublai Khan wrote:I like the anti-semitism in Brandi's chart. Obviously being Jewish is such a leg up in the world. Look at what a rich and successful history they have. Plus they are all apparently racist as hell against blacks.
The whole religion thing makes no sense, because it is completely dependant on where you live.

Yup.

The Jew/black Jew difference is actually somewhat relevant, because the original black Jews are Haymanot, it's similar to the Catholic-protestant division.

Well, that's still incredibly community specific. Whatever religious sect is in the majority in an area will potentially cause inconveniences to the minority one(s).

It's just odd that black people (who already have -100 for being black) are additionally penalized for being Jewish. Despite the fact that being Jewish is apparently a bonus.

In post 4163, Who wrote:So, a black (-100) jewish (-25) gay (-150) plutocrat (+50) (For a grand total of -225) is less privileged than a homeless (-250) straight (+20) white (+25) jew (+25) (For a grand total of -180)?

They really need to ramp up how much money counts for.

Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud (26th richest man in the world) is at -595. Clearly being a muslim Arabic person in the Middle East is holding him back.

How the fuck is a blind person more disadvantaged than a quadriplegic?

Clearly I'm hoping for much more logic from a graph made by someone who can't spell "Saturday".

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4223 (isolation #50) » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:51 pm

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4296 (isolation #51) » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:34 am

In post 4294, Mr. Flay wrote:a homeless guy outside my favorite lunchtime restaurant who wants to extend me credit on $6 to wash my car for $10 total.

So that's still a no, then?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4356 (isolation #52) » Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:20 pm

You know what? I'm really glad that arachnids never evolved wings.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4358 (isolation #53) » Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:33 pm

I should strive to create flying spiders.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4360 (isolation #54) » Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:38 pm

I did not enjoy the fulfillment of that goal.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4426 (isolation #55) » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:33 am

Mai nehw faviorite thing: http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4562 (isolation #56) » Sun May 11, 2014 9:15 am

My kid cracked his olecranon (bone on left elbow) today after falling from his bike. In a splint for at least the next two weeks.

Kublai Khan · Sun May 11, 2014 11:17 am

Goddamn Americans. He's still good! Just a little dinged. It'll buff right out.

Kublai Khan · Tue May 13, 2014 10:45 am

In post 4569, tosser wrote:is cooldog this forum's resident self-indoctrinated tumblr social justice warrior?

Naw, CoolDog is our resident expert on all things cool and canine.

Kublai Khan · Wed May 14, 2014 11:57 pm

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4611 (isolation #60) » Thu Jun 05, 2014 3:52 pm

In post 4608, shaft.ed wrote:
In post 4605, Gammagooey wrote:So while unpacking stuff for my new apartment I have found a backstreet boys cassette tape

what should i do with it
Backstreet's back
ALLRIGHT!

Everybody! (Yeah?)
Rock your body! (Yeah!)

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4636 (isolation #61) » Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:33 am

In post 4634, theaceofspades wrote:when in doubt blame chemtrail. chemtrails are bad mmmmkay?

For The Fact Yes

Kublai Khan · Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:52 pm

Ugh. Please don't underestimate the negative aspects of bedbugs. Both in the rashes they create from their bites and the difficulty of removing them.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4791 (isolation #63) » Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:44 am

In post 4790, Tazaro wrote:Okay, it's "commonly observed." But for some reason it makes me want to see anti-St. Patrick's Day people go out and petition and wrestle America and make America tap out and quit its dumb Drunk Day masquerading as cultural celebration of the Irish.

Good luck with your attempted resurrection of the temperance movement.

Also, why not as much hate for other "get ethnically drunk" holidays?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #4908 (isolation #64) » Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:55 pm

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