Mini 1336 - Revolution Mafia Game Over!

[Darox]

Darox is in this game
Llamarble is in this game
Darox is town
∴ Llamarble is scum

Vote: Llamarble

Also,

Trust: Kuribo

[Darox]

Good to know.

Trust: Spyrex

[Darox]

Why you gotta ruin my fun with your edits GreyIce.

[Darox]

Nomination Mafia?

[Darox]

Oh right.
Nominations Mafia doesn't count because you were in a hydra.

I am calling MattP town.

Trust: BBmolla

I can't tell from glancing who of Elmo or Implosion has a bigger wagon to sheep onto, so I'm just gonna twiddle my thumbs and wait for something interesting.

[Darox]

Vijay has been skittering across the board like a cat walking on marbles.

Trust: Fate

[Darox]

Man, I don't get to be town. I haven't done anything but throw around trust tokens and just kinda not be interested in any of these goings ons.

I might do something about that. Don't hold your breath.

[Darox]

Ok.

Let's do something about this game.

[Darox]

Right. Let's play catchup.

Page 1:
-Implosions opening is lousy but not terrible suspicious.
-Darox & Spyrex have the best votes.
-GreyICE hates fun.
-Apparently Implosion & Elmo's fame precedes them.

Page 2:
-Llamarble making a bunch of sense for being confirmed scum. Don't agree with his scumteam. Implosion is the most dubious choice there but it's also the one with best reasoning so he doesn't get demerit points for it.
-MattP has eaten his daily bowl of paranoiaflakes.
-BBmolla is a pretty cool dude.
-Don't like the justification for Implosions opening.

Page 3:
-Vivadfdhgfhydjuv comes out with his ridiculous 'opposite alignments' statement. Ugly, but this & the comment about Rule 4 don't strike me as terribly scummy.
-Elmo's vote on Vuuvuuzelda is really awful.
-TML throws down a really weak suspicion on Llamarble.
-Be vewy vewy quiet, spywex is hunting contradictions.
-Vineyards is woefully naive about the use of rule 4, sure. The vote on Elmo because of that is mediocre though.

Page 4:
-Time for a slapfight. My money is on Elmo. He's got more scumpoints, but Vladmir is the weaker target so the crowd's pitching in to help.
-BBmolla is earning more brownie points. Ditto HC.
-Spyrex is earnest if a little overzealous in seeking Vignettes blood, MattP does not give the same impression.
-Haschel is a psychic. Divine for us the scum with your almighty powers.
-Hey look, it's Fate. He's being a pretty cool dude.

Page 5:
-Out of left field, Volgin decides it's time to really put his back into making his accident look legit and slaps down a vote/trust combo on Implosion/BBmolla, with no real comment on either and barely any new input from them.
-TML doesn't want the spotlight stolen and makes an even worse post with a vote to match.
-BBmolla loses one (1) brownie point for not telling us why Elmo is scum.
-Kanye is a man of little words. I'm pretty sure he's an imposter, the real Kanye wouldn't be this reserved.
-MattP doing more bad things while grilling TML
-Oh hey, now TML is the leading wagon. Also the Trust tokens table reveals that Darox is a quadruple truster. Also that there really should also be a numerical value for 'tokens received'

Page 6:
-TML is winning absolutely no one over with his posts, especially with that "Vuvuzela never called Implosion scum" line.
-The TML grill team looks pretty clean.
-Implosion is doing a good job of avoiding talking about the actual game.
-Fate is stuck in a time bubble. He's communicating with us in the present, but is experiencing events 3 days in the past.

Page 7:
-Or maybe he's also a psychic. The turnaround to vijayjayjay is really awful though. Elmo & MattP strike again.
-Yup, turns out MattP's expanded reasons are garbage.
-Oh hey Llascumble is back.
-Kuribo vote pretty lame, especially without any reasons to make fun of.
-Implosion decides to start playing this game, by sheeping a vote with no reasons while also providing no reasons of his own. Good job.
-EVERYONE HATES LISTS GRAAAAGH

Page 8:
-Dumb questioning from MattP. Villiany walks on through the ring of slightly warm damp cardboard unscathed.
-Someone awesome busts out of confinement and starts taking names
-Implosion goes back to avoiding the game.


So, it's time for a list. Fuck all y'all.

SCUM:
-MattP
-Implosion
-Elmo
-The Mini Librarian

EVERYONE ELSE:
-Everyone else

Shit there's too many scums.

Vote: MattP

[Darox]

Yea you're town we get it LETS CALM IT DOWN DAROX

On a real notes because this game is way slower than it needs to be and I may have to take my tokens back from sinners:

I want to be sold on matt over implosion or marbleface at this point.

And, of course, all of them over TML

Basically I feel like all his aggression is manufactured. He's pretty pretty quick to jump all over Variable & TML but his reasons have been sub-par.

At the moment I'm pretty amendable to rolling that vote around to someone else though.

[Darox]

Anyway, important question Darox. TML has the most support among your scumreads. Why vote MattP?

How can I be a special and unique snowflake if I go with the flow?
How else could I shine the burning spotlight of justice into the darkened corner MattP is lurking by sheeping the crowd?

'Cause I felt like it.

[Darox]

I'm 50/50 on if I do the giant list of reads.
Depends how bored I am at the start of the game, and if I've been involved in the fray. If the answer is very & not at all respectively, that's the time to play catchup.

See: No Exit Mafia, and a bunch of my older games.

And this thread is straight back to boring central, so I'm responding to anything with my name on it. Woo.

[Darox]

I actually looked at Mortal Kombat for a scum aligned example, but turns out I just didn't do one there.

[Darox]

Ok.
Ok.

Who pressed the reactor meltdown button?
Why do we even have that button?

[Darox]

I can not

beleeve

how many efforts I am putting into this game.

[Darox]

I trusted him just because he's Fate, but I'm going to keep trusting him just because I don't think any bad will come of it.

[Darox]

Wait deadline what huh deadline who?
Fuck, when did that sneak up?

And the last votecount is from forever ago. (And it still has me trusting 4 people. Shhh, secret quadtruster over here)
Ok, fuck it.

I don't suspect Fate. Besides, if he's scum, I'll work it out on D2, guard my suspicions and get ready to spring a trap on him D3, then get nightkilled N2. Nothing to worry about there.
Still don't like MattP much, like Voided more than I did Librarian, like Llamarble a little less, don't like Vivivivivivij as a lynch.

[Darox]

I'm still voting MattP.

I'm pretty happy with that state of affairs.

[Darox]

/is still a quad trustee

I AM THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY.

Also, nah @ MattyPee.

[Darox]

Yes it is.

Unvote, Vote: Elmo

[Darox]

However, it does raise questions of 'if I voted for X, but then unvoted X and revoted him in the same post, did I bump

up

my seniority?'

[Darox]

#441
#455

[Darox]

@mod in the case of two equal wagons does your plurality take the senior wagon?

regardless id rather see elmo go than vm.

unvote vote elmo

In the case of two equal sized wagons, I would go with whichever wagon most recently had a vote placed on it.

It's much easier than figuring out whichever wagon was the first to have a vote placed on it, and doesn't raise questions of 'if I voted for X, but then unvoted X and revoted him in the same post, did I bump down my seniority?'

Additionally, as I will be starting a new job tomorrow, scene may be delayed slightly.

Yeah, no.

[Darox]

Consider the following:
Constantly sending the same people might give us successful missions, but changing the mix up let's us play mastermind and PoE the scum to death.
And if they decide to play extra cautious and never sabotage, it doesn't matter who we send at all.

[Darox]

Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah Fate is the worst wagon.

Also also: Loudly decrying Fate while sliding a vote on the barely-there player doesn't make me happy.
Let's make some shit fucking happen.

Vote: Llamarble

[Darox]

Good news everyone!

Kuribo is town. Fact. Fate is probably town. Opinion.

I'm pretty sure I'm already voting Llamarble because I'm a fucking genius and three steps ahead of the game.

[Darox]

Remember when I said Fate was an awful lynch?

That didn't stop being a thing.

[Darox]

You didn't think wrong, you just did it so well that it worked.

I'm shocked too.

[Darox]

No, dumb question.

[Darox]

The only confusing thing is the train of votes.

"Hey, Voided is evil, vote him"
"No man Haschel is evil, vote him"
"No fuck you Fate, now you're the bad guy, vote him"
"No fuck you more, more votes on Llama"
"Hey look, it's Kanye. Let's all vote him"

Using my psychic powers, I predict the next chain links go Kuribo -> MattP -> BBmolla

[Darox]

2nd-to-last quote is screwed cuz I never advocated a Marble lynch.

It's not all about you, y'know.
Very rude.

HAY DAROX

Who should die

People who misspell hey.

No wait, Kuribo, because he's my psychic prediction for next top model.

No, no, it's definitely Llamaramalable. MattP can come too.

[Darox]

Yeah well, everyone else is either people I don't want to lynch or those brave pioneers floating in the void of nothingness with no opinions on anything. I do hope one of them is a poet.

[Darox]

We're still not lynching Fate. This is why I can't take you seriously.

[Darox]

Maaaaaan, I don't get to be in the cool kids club.

[Darox]

WHAT
ARE
YOU DOING
LLAMARBLE?
IS NO ONE ELSE SEEING THIS?

Spyrex wagon 5/10 for effort but you're not looking at the big cheese.

[Darox]

Thanks for your opinions Captain Decisive.

[Darox]

No really, let's pretend like we're not water running downhill for once.

[Darox]

I want to vote MattP.
D1 scum picks turning out to be true.

I guess I'll swap to VM to save Fate, because he's a billion times more town and I hate pretty much everyone on his wagon.

[Darox]

Vote: VoidedMafia

Fate's not a good choice.

[Darox]

Wow, -1 to mission, that's HUGE.

Guess who is still not scum.
It's fucking Fate.

Vote: Spyrex

Llamarble also acceptable.

I don't understand how you can possibly be town and think "yep, Fate's scum"

[Darox]

Yeah I'm fucking sick of this.

Any time he perceives a threat, Llamarble attacks them for being scum and starts posturing harder about how he's obvtown.
Spyrex is pretty bad for being his meatpuppet, but the real money is on Llamarble.

Unvote, Vote: Llamarble

[Darox]

Or we could get a hail fucking mary and someone stops being retarded long enough to go "Hey wait, Fate's obviously town and is being stung up by scumbags"

HEY SPYREX.
REMEMBER OUTWITTED?
WHEN YOU GOT STRUNG ALONG BY THE SCUM AND LYNCHED SUPERTOWN MC WINTHEGAMEFORUS DESPITE ME AND FATE YELLING AT YOU?
GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.

[Darox]

I'll be hitting my head against a wall less if I mislynch you than in I unvote and you end up being scum.

THAT'S

NOT

AN

EXCUSE

YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG

[Darox]

THE SIDE THAT IS RIGHT IS LESS SHAMEFUL.

PROTIP: IT'S MY SIDE.

[Darox]

Vote: Llamarble

Remember those times when I said Llamarble was scum and Fate was town?
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?

[Darox]

P.S. Don't expect any cute & funny replies, because I burned through that sucker as soon as the PM arrived.
3 people know what I'm talking about.
It'll be our little secret.

[Darox]

Quit fooling mine is totally helpful.

[Darox]

Oh god my ear is on fire.

I will let you know in the morning if my ear has recovered from being wrongfully touched by lower circle demons. Also I will let you know who is scum and who is town in the unlikely chance you will fucking listen to me instead of consistently ignoring me, assholes.

I'm going to sleep with an ice pack strapped to my head.

[Darox]

Fuck you're stupid.
Second on the wagon? Waiting for someone else to get the ball rolling?
I HAVE BEEN VOTING LLAMARBLE SINCE DAY ONE JACKASS.

And fuck your shit for acting like my physical illness doesn't exist, you little cockbag.

[Darox]

Ok my nose is leaking like a faucet but let's do this.

Llamarble: I still absolutely 100% abhor his involvement in the Fate lynch.
CES: I don't even know. Half the time he seems like Llamarble's #2 and half the time it seems like he's come adrift.
Implosion: Doesn't exist.
Kanyeknowsbest: Didn't exist, but everyone hated hard enough to will him into existance. I suspect the major difference between him & implosion/vvvvvv/bbm is that his name got pulled out of the hat.
Stupid V Name: ^²
BBMolla: Doesn't exist, but is the least awful non-entity.
Spyrex: I really hate his part in the Fate lynch, but if anyone is a misguided fall-guy on that lynch it's Spyrex.
Kuribo: Town, if you disagree you're wrong.
Darox: Has the bubonic plague.
MattP: Hey you're scum because the equinox of Venus has arrived, and you're town thanks to the reign of the second dynasty. Also, my nose is firmly lodged up Llamarble's ass, please hand me some butter.

Great Lynches: Llamarble, MattP
Okay Lynches: Implosion, Vuuuze, Kanye, CES
Mediocre Lynches: BBMolla
Don't you fucking dare: Kuribo
Darox: Darox

[Darox]

Thank you for your input.

[Darox]

Darox most trustworthy 2012. 4 more days!

I actually just noticed that there is not a single person left voting Kanye, since they all apparently shifted to Spyrex. Consider my faith in both wagons lowered.

[Darox]

Let me know when I'm up to bat chief.

All I've gotten out of this is that GreyICE is extremely narcissistic and doesn't appeal to the mainstream.

Yes, but I can change your posts to say anything I want~

Of course I'd never abuse this power.

[Darox]

I got a shoe phone N3.

I immediately threw away the charges by letting people talk to me.

[Darox]

♫Who wants to lynch Llaaaaamarble~♫

[Darox]

I used my Shoe Phone N3.

When I said immediately I meant immediately.

[Darox]

Mission: BBmolla, Darox, Kuribo, Llamarble, MattP, SpyreX

Success

The Mission is: BBmolla, Darox, kuribo, Llamarble, MattP, SpyreX

Success

Mission is: BBmolla, Darox, Kuribo, MattP vijay2vasandani

Success

Mission is: BBmolla, Darox, Llamarble, MattP, V2V

Failure

-BBmolla, Darox & MattP have been on every mission.
-Kuribo was on every mission but the last.
-Llamarble skipped the third mission, is cleared by Kuribo.
-V2 only appeared on missions three & four.

So what changed? I'd suspect Llamarble but Kuribo got him a gold pass, V2 is a possibility, but then I remembered:
-

MattP was compromised Day 4

Implosion was also compromised, but he never appeared on a mission.

Five bucks on MattP being the indirect cause of the sabotage.

[Darox]

Oh hey that actually reminded me that Implosion is still a player in this game.

Put me down as a vote on him.

[Darox]

Actually, I know there's at least one more person in that crapsack bag. Too many people slipping out of the sieve.

[Darox]

Wait wait I'm retarded.
Think Darox.
Implosion being compromised suggests that he is town, and suggests whoever did that to him is scum.

[Darox]

Sooo you're saying I'm scum?

No, but right now I'm saying you're being stupid.

[Darox]

I am Malcom Crowe, but I do not have my Cole Sear. This is a problem.

[Darox]

If the scum didn't want people to look at the pool why would they sabotage at all 4 days in? That really makes no sense at all. That is antilogic.

All my money is on MattP being compromised, with an outside bet on Kanye with his ability [Or anyone else who got the same ability, I guess]

[Darox]

Why didn't they sabotage Day 3 then?

It's not like there has been any indication that there is a specific pattern for what happens on a successful mission. There was a very real possibility that if 2 in a row decreases the mission size, 3 in a row would be even worse. It's not like we've been told we're operating on some "2 successes = -1 mission size" rewards system.

[Darox]

I have a town read on BB?

Have some mafia games. Why not.
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=54&t=19122
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=54&t=18577

[Darox]

I feel like I stopped playing this game at the end of D3.

Trust: Kuribo

because he is the only person I can call town.

[Darox]

Also I guess

Vote: BBMolla

because I might as well lend power to him while I am reordering my thoughts.

[Darox]

Ok that was hilarious.

Vote: Vivivivivoo

[Darox]

Ok so.
I didn't really think much of BBMolla previously? He was just kinda there, and I made the vote purely because I didn't have much direction. The resulting fallout was entertaining, but I don't really want to be part of a lynch I'm not 100% behind.

(Side note: This is why this game sucks. Compromise Lynch, Compromise Lynch, Townread Lynch, Townread Lynch)

It wasn't really damning either.

This page, I don't like so much.

[Darox]

Grey isn't reading this game.
You make me sad grey.

Vote: V2V

[Darox]

So how do you console "Scum are told the exact mechanics of how mission success/fails work" with my shock over the mission shrinking D3?

[Darox]

Or I could have just not given a reaction, which is the safe route.

You know, like half the other people playing.

[Darox]

Apparently I'm the leading wagon.

Whatever.

[Darox]

Oh wow 5 hours.

Ok I need to get my ass in gear because this is another fucking compromise lynch.

Vote: Implosion

[Darox]

I fucking hate compromise lynches.

[Darox]

Additional Announcement

Darox's equipment has malfunctioned, and he may not go on the mission today.

What is this horseshit?
Someone was that worried I'd be on the mission again after I finally got voted off the island?
I mean, I understand blocking any town probably ensues that one scum is ensured a spot, but really?

[Darox]

BBMolla where did you learn math.
I'm not dead and I'm not permanently banned from missions.
8-3 = 5, which is just enough to have an all town mission.
And we know there are 3 scum because if there was 4 we would have already lost, and everybody here is sensible enough to know that 3 is the magic number of scum in mini-games, because 2 is ridiculous.

[Darox]

You know what?
Sticking with my initial vision which got compromised to hell.

Vote: Llamarble

Also

Trust: Kuribo

[Darox]

Thank you for your input.

[Darox]

Of course.

Ok, sure. Who am I voting for MattP, since you have the envious gift of speech?

[Darox]

Eh.

This would be more damning if he actually had a vote. Pointless posturing from what is effectively a stump isn't that surprising.

[Darox]

But Concision hasn't been affected by BlackICE.

Read this post by GreyICE, and read this post by Implosion about BlackICE.

Both of these say to me that it's something else.

[Darox]

Hey ho ha I'm back.

Let's try to regroup.

Town: Kuribo
Nah: BBmolla, MattP, kanyeknowsbest
Scum: Llamarble, vijay2vansandani
Darox: Darox

[Darox]

Man screw you Llamarble. You know why my efforts in this game have dropped off?

Because nothing I've said has gained any traction and you kept lynching all the obvious town.

[Darox]

BECAUSE FATE WAS THE MOST OBVIOUS BEACON OF TOWN EVER AND YOU ARE A SCUMMY BASTARD WHO DID NOTHING BUT TRY TO LYNCH HIM.

AND THEN THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH SPYREX.

[Darox]

Your conclusions don't seem to match your vote?

[Darox]

I was genuinely pretty burned out by the way Llamarble kept lynching all the screamingly obvious protown coolguys and that no-one listened to me.

I kinda made a whole bunch of bad plays based on incorrect assumptions about how the game worked. Like not sabotaging at all or mistakenly believing no one would ever think that the ability I used on CES was anything but an obvious scum power. But it all turned out rainbows in the end, so hooray?

[Darox]

Just curious, was the N1 shoe phone I received set in stone or was it a lucky roll? When I got it I assumed it was a method to unify the scum team and plan in lieu of a quick topic.

And then a dozen more appeared. Not that I'm complaining, I probably got more out of my shoe phones than the entire town got out of their abilities.