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[Antihero]

3 am just threw up in my mouth a little and took a handful of advil pm

lets do this shit

VOTE: bbt

[Antihero]

hi guys

whats going on

[Antihero]

3 am just threw up in my mouth a little and took a handful of advil pm

like a large handful?? small handful?

hopefully enough to help me get to sleep

[Antihero]

dont worry about me ducks. i didn't even take them w/ alcohol this time.

[Antihero]

VOTE: pirate mollie

[Antihero]

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im gonna' go poo. i might fall asleep on the toilet.

[Antihero]

Anti, why not DRK?

thats what mollie gets for denying me attention

[Antihero]

thats what mollie gets for denying me attention

OK, but, don't you want to lynch scum?

you got a townread on mollie, bubbletea?

[Antihero]

nope

dont get between mollie and i when were doing our dance or i will vote you out of policy

[Antihero]

damn... well now i have to go wash my underwear

night

[Antihero]

mollie...?

you know that sinking feeling i had at the beginning of jk9++ that i did everything in my power to suppress?

i'm having that right now.

[Antihero]

oh for fucks sake wanderer is scum too.....

now i'm just depressed

[Antihero]

you suck at flirting

[Antihero]

@anti Ok...

Heeeey pretty boy, why is wanderer scum? Why don't you come sit over here with me and tell me all about it?

/ugh

sorry bella, it's not you. i'm just not in the mood.

[Antihero]

@anti, what in their 3 posts is scummy? Is it the last one?

it's actually the first post http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 3#p7240283

it's really... diplomatic. i feel like the aim of the post was more to stay on everyone's good side while looking like she's saying something than ... actually saying something. +lack of a vote and the whole thing just seems too subdued and held back.

so... gut.

[Antihero]

Spoiler: i got a love that keeps me waiting

[Antihero]

/hugs dv
/quietly sobs into his shoulder

[Antihero]

/sobbing gets progressively louder

[Antihero]

/hugs pillow
/lays on couch
/continues sobbing

[Antihero]

It'll be ok Anti!

IT'S ALL GOING TO BE OK

no, dv. no it's not.

mollie is scum and i don't have a nightkill and an unscrupulous hydra partner to make her death quick and painless.

[Antihero]

I'm not seeing this.

yes... well...

your mom

[Antihero]

your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND THE WHOLE GODDAMN HOUSE

[Antihero]

I have absolutely no idea what to think of Anti, I'll probably try to level with him after I had some drinks (and am, actually, at his level)

FUCK YOU WANDERER

<3

[Antihero]

Can we get some votes on All Alone?

Thanks.

y r u being so bad?

[Antihero]

Two more pages to read and I'm starting to feel really left out.

same here

i wasn't invited to aussiefest2015 and no one's willing to vote obvscumollie

[Antihero]

Spoiler: an interactive exercise for everyone's "engagement"

if you're familiar at all w/ mollie and have played a game w/ her, plz raise your hand.

now i need you to take that hand and slap yourself hard across the face because you're being terrible and this is scum mollie.

and if you have a hydra w/ mollie, i now need you to stand up and kick yourself in the ass.

[Antihero]

I am not voting dv anymore. and yeah I have him as town too, probs my strongest read right now.

<_<
>_>

[Antihero]

Spoiler:

[Antihero]

i know you're now going to try to use the noise of a 1v1 as a smokescreen so let me just say right here and now that your scumhunting so far is painfully fake and lacks the signature paranoia spice that is so easy to pick up on in townmollie. if anyone else here disagrees w/ me, their head is a mile up their ass and they need to pull it out. tia.

[Antihero]

okay

we are lynching anti

VOTE: antihero

Why? AH gave a reason for voting you: meta. It's a shitty reason but it's @ least a reason.

Why is antihero scum?

it is a shitty reason for 99% of players

mollie is in the 1%

[Antihero]

i know you're now going to try to use the noise of a 1v1 as a smokescreen so let me just say right here and now that your scumhunting so far is painfully fake and lacks the signature paranoia spice that is so easy to pick up on in townmollie. if anyone else here disagrees w/ me, their head is a mile up their ass and they need to pull it out. tia.

let's inventory...

there's mentions of ppl in the center ring of the discussion:

Spoiler:

espy, read on dv?

espy, read on dv?

If he scumreads me then it's only because he desires more passion in our relationship.

I am sure that wld be it.

VOTE: dv

it hurts.

ducky is a pretty good lynch too.

early on. a bloody raw scumread on ducks w/ zero engagement on mollie's part AND zero followup AND zero vote (whew...)

then we got...

Spoiler:

Mollie, can you talk about your reads on DV and Ducks please?

Also, why am I town?

I don't have reads on ducky or dv. I am trying to fish dv out but I feel like I can do that better by watching dv/espy interactions. something i have noticed about games I play with dv is that I tend to default scum read him. I don't want to do that.

you are hitting town notes. this might not mean much to you, but it means a lot to me. town moves in herds. I am wary of you though only cos in team!mafia I was convinced you were town and I was wrong.

eta: espy looks cagey. I am trying to work it out.

a town read on a loudmouth. wow, really going out on a limb there.

she's not looking at anybody on the periphery of this discussion OR really getting into the meat of the ducks/bbt tussle. SHE FURTHER failed to engage me w/ my wanderer scumread even though she gave me a townread and respects my ability as a mafia player enough to at least EVALUATE my reads.

esp, if you're not flexible enough to kick your own ass, please ask someone near you to do it.

[Antihero]

fuck me.

i'm still waiting on something for that ducks scumread.

[Antihero]

eta: he isn't this bad at reading me. my scumhunting isn't contrived, I am getting my feet wet in the game and anti shld know that.

nonononononoonono

not gonna' fly w/ you.

you're not the type that just plops something down and then leaves it indefinitely. if you had loose ends on ducks, you would start tying them up.

[Antihero]

maybe i'd take that excuse if you were... katsuki

but you're not.

[Antihero]

fuck me.

i'm still waiting on something for that ducks scumread.

while you're at it, we can also go over why wanderer didn't get a second look from you

[Antihero]

/waves to dv

do i have your attention now?

[Antihero]

okay

we are lynching anti

VOTE: antihero

Why? AH gave a reason for voting you: meta. It's a shitty reason but it's @ least a reason.

Why is antihero scum?

it is a shitty reason for 99% of players

mollie is in the 1%

Well I'd say it's less shitty now that you've explained it a little more. I agree that mollies scumhunting looks somewhat contrived. Interested in hearing her reasoning for voting you.

fuck me.

i'm still waiting on something for that ducks scumread.

247 was in response to jarjar's post, not mollie. sry that came off as more aggressive due to bad timing.

[Antihero]

yep

@ anti

whatever.

ouch.

sorry, but i'm holding the town role this time.

i'll let you have the last word in the noisemaking arena b/c i can already see that's where we're headed.

[Antihero]

That response seemed town to me.

/kicks in the ass

[Antihero]

yep

@ anti

whatever.

ouch.

sorry, but i'm holding the town role this time.

i'll let you have the last word in the noisemaking arena b/c i can already see that's where we're headed.

oh goody

I am having a slow start this game, did it ever occur to you to question why? I cldn't the mod text for starters cos of the format which I did let plot know which I don't feel like she needs to change just because of me cos I can have my son read it to me. I watched some videos of dv and espy in a mafia game, that is why I was waiting for their exchanges. I lean town on dv, espy I don't know but kinda want to believe he is town. you shld be an easy read but I honestly don't get your push on me and it feels scummy cos you haven't tried to sort my alignment and no, you haven't. it is a tawdry push and you shld know it.

UNVOTE:

I am not interested in a 1v1 if you want to contiue with your dumb push by all means carry on but I am town and I mostly worried about my flip looking bad on you.

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ok...

espy, read on dv?

If he scumreads me then it's only because he desires more passion in our relationship.

I am sure that wld be it.

VOTE: dv

it hurts.

ducky is a pretty good lynch too.

"ducky is a pretty good lynch"

go...

[Antihero]

That response seemed town to me.

/kicks in the ass

Don't feel bad. I wasn't gonna vote on what was primarily a meta case regardless.

/kicks ass twice

[Antihero]

jarjar, im going to start throwing bowling pins at you if you keep pooh-poohing me

[Antihero]

you didn't really think ducks was scum?

[Antihero]

eh, I am not sure on him. I haven't played a lot with him so I kinda want to run him up to see what he does.

do you have a read on someone who's not australian or bbt?

[Antihero]

hi dv.

if you don't notice you have a shadow right now, you're stupid.

[Antihero]

hey bbt which alignment do you prefer?

so it seems you are putting a bit of effort into this game. do you agree bbt?

i'm talking about the person making inroads on bbt now that dv's started pulling that thread

[Antihero]

alright, dv, i'm about to start strongarming the mollie lynch and i'm wondering what type of psychological warfare works on you.

should i go with:

1) the neg. insult you and wear down your self esteem enough to where you feel like such crap that you look for a leader and find that in me.

2) the suck up. compliment you and bargain for tomorrow's lynch.

3) the psycho. threaten to fly to sydney and rub my anal secretions on your doorknobs if you don't vote mollie.

i usually go w/ a combination of 1+3, but i'm flexible. plz advise.



in the meantime i'll go ahead and get started on bbt.

hey buddy it looks like the scum hive mind is starting to migrate over to you. leave your vanity wagon and join mine or perish by the silent hand of the popularity contest.

[Antihero]

yes, because if i have a read i feel like sharing i will do it. if i'm not sharing it, it's b/c it's not ripe yet.

i do not need prompting, tyvm.

[Antihero]

OMG HURRRRRRRDUUUURRRRRRRR ANTIZ SCUM WITH DRK FJ;LKDSADSAMFI;OEAS WHE DOESN'T ANSWER QUESTIONS IGNORING DODGING HARJASLKHRD;LKHDSRJSA

there i just took care of the horrible post you were about to make. i'm considerate like that.

[Antihero]

...implying that i didn't make points and lay out my reasoning...?

lol?

[Antihero]

i mean... you could.

it would still be false.

[Antihero]

REPOST TIME

i know you're now going to try to use the noise of a 1v1 as a smokescreen so let me just say right here and now that your scumhunting so far is painfully fake and lacks the signature paranoia spice that is so easy to pick up on in townmollie. if anyone else here disagrees w/ me, their head is a mile up their ass and they need to pull it out. tia.

let's inventory...

there's mentions of ppl in the center ring of the discussion:

Spoiler:

espy, read on dv?

espy, read on dv?

If he scumreads me then it's only because he desires more passion in our relationship.

I am sure that wld be it.

VOTE: dv

it hurts.

ducky is a pretty good lynch too.

early on. a bloody raw scumread on ducks w/ zero engagement on mollie's part AND zero followup AND zero vote (whew...)

then we got...

Spoiler:

Mollie, can you talk about your reads on DV and Ducks please?

Also, why am I town?

I don't have reads on ducky or dv. I am trying to fish dv out but I feel like I can do that better by watching dv/espy interactions. something i have noticed about games I play with dv is that I tend to default scum read him. I don't want to do that.

you are hitting town notes. this might not mean much to you, but it means a lot to me. town moves in herds. I am wary of you though only cos in team!mafia I was convinced you were town and I was wrong.

eta: espy looks cagey. I am trying to work it out.

a town read on a loudmouth. wow, really going out on a limb there.

she's not looking at anybody on the periphery of this discussion OR really getting into the meat of the ducks/bbt tussle. SHE FURTHER failed to engage me w/ my wanderer scumread even though she gave me a townread and respects my ability as a mafia player enough to at least EVALUATE my reads.

esp, if you're not flexible enough to kick your own ass, please ask someone near you to do it.

[Antihero]

(It's still a shitty case though)

NO U

... (seriously, that's the most intelligent response i can give to that kind of commentary. i will also go ahead and tell you that you're picking the wrong thing to be devil's advocate about.)

[Antihero]

i will preemptively say that if anyone is planning on using ^^^that vote^^^ as an excuse to not vote for mollie, i will reach through my computer screen and smack you

[Antihero]

Spoiler: don't click here

[Antihero]

no, i actually did watch freak show.

that clown's scarier than pennywise

[Antihero]

1) it's kinda' early to already get caught in a reread loop
2) ISOs in this game aren't going to tell you much since the flow of the game's been pretty conversational and choppy

:\

[Antihero]

oh you think i vote for pressure...

come here, dv, i need to pinch your cheeks and make you a cupcake!

[Antihero]

looks like etl rubbed off a little on someone

[Antihero]

eh... i call that friday night.

[Antihero]

ducks... i will give jarjar a newbie pass in falling for the etl-style ate. no one else.

[Antihero]

you also have 10x the posts he does...

[Antihero]

to the rest of the class, I saw a video with espy and dv playing f2f mafia and they are gorgeous. that is why i was waiting for them to read each other.

anti is being an idiot and some1 is going to have to resuscitate him after my flip cos I am telling you I know him and he will lose steam. he is wrong on me, but it doesn't mean he will be wrong on everything. I really don't think he wld come after me this hardcore unless he truly believed it, which indicates he is not scum. at least I think.

I think dv looks scummy but I always think this except for the 1 game I replaced out of where we were scum together. y'all are gonna have to sort him out

and I come to this point. I don't know about espy. I have gone back and forth a million times on him.

I can't tell if jar is buddying me or not.

I feel like drk knows my wagon is shit but isn't saying so. I also feel like he is trying to lay the groundwork to vote me but yaye!drk! I don't think he feels good about it. even as scum.

ducky feels very disengaged.

it is hard to play the game on the defensive cos it throws up a million false positives. I think my reads are decent tho so pple who have 2 brain cells to rub together might want to look at them.

i have yet to hear the first word about wanderer

[Antihero]

my wagon is pure poison I honestly think scum won't touch it until it is a sure thing. that shld tell you how fucking dumb you are being.

You really don't think there's any scum voting for u right now?

I think anti is being stupid, so is dv. froggy isn't giving me a second look he plopped a vote on me and is like "okay! cheers!" so if there is scum on my wagon it wld be him.

do you think there is scum voting for me? cos I gave my wagon analysis, what is yours?

STILL FLIPPING TOWN Y"ALL

EVEN YOUR WAGON ANALYSIS LEAVES WANDERER OUT

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[Antihero]

Just did a reread of Wanderer and she's actually pretty damn scummy.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ya' think?

[Antihero]

Spoiler:

[Antihero]

woof

[Antihero]

Can someone tell me, The "Best Town Performance" above pirate mollie's avatar: was that given to her ironically? Cause I can't imagine anyone would want mollie on their town team.

Again, that's only if you're town like I think you are mollie. If you're scum then bravo, good performance.

plz stay away from me after this game is over.

[Antihero]

b/c you're being a boor and the worst part of it is that you're apparently clueless on top of that.

484 is nothing but mean-spirited. if you're already given this information (mollie has a fairly solid town game) and you're noting yourself the absence of that here, shouldn't you rethink the read instead of being an asshole to her?

that's just... shitty.

[Antihero]

you're acting like a hurtful shithead regardless of mollie's alignment.

[Antihero]

let me explain somethin' to ya, pal, because you seem to be a little slow on the uptake.

Can someone tell me, The "Best Town Performance" above pirate mollie's avatar: was that given to her ironically? Cause I can't imagine anyone would want mollie on their town team.

this doesn't have in-game context. this is a global statement. overall. NOT JUST "THIS GAME." NOT JUST "IF YOU DREW TOWN" (yeah, i know you weasel-y threw that in later. nice job. you didn't do that here.)

now, i happen to know mollie personally and we've played quite a few games together and i KNOW she has a decent towngame. and

you, PERSON WHO KNOWS FUCK-ALL NOTHING

(I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS POINT ENOUGH)

wants to sling mud and act like you're hot shit while flinging shit and condescending to mollie.

doesn't matter what role she is, she does not deserve that. and if you had a shred of decency, you'd apologize to her.

[Antihero]

VOTE: jarjar

policy

[Antihero]

don't care

vote's not moving

[Antihero]

1v1

i'm not playing this game with jarjar

i refuse

[Antihero]

if you see me in a playerlist don't even bother /in'ing and if i'm modding the game don't even dare

[Antihero]

...and if you think i shouldn't take offense to this post or else i'm scum...

Can someone tell me, The "Best Town Performance" above pirate mollie's avatar: was that given to her ironically? Cause I can't imagine anyone would want mollie on their town team.

Again, that's only if you're town like I think you are mollie. If you're scum then bravo, good performance.

wow what a douchey post!

it was completely ironic cos I am shit at this game. can you plz tell me how to be a better town player? cos I need halp!

yeah...screw that.

mollie herself took offense to the post.

it's offensive.

[Antihero]

anti i think will be like organic chemistry when mastina was lynched by all town.

dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck
dont give a fuck

vote me or jarjar

[Antihero]

anti calm down

jarjar ripped out the the berserk button and fucked it 10 times

too late

[Antihero]

got some coffee and booze and i feel great now
VOTE: mollie

[Antihero]

(I actually kind of liked Jar Jar and I don't get why so many people hate him..)

/siiiiiigh

...

i don't hate jarjar. i hate that he's a know-it-all and making so unapologetically awful pushes. but i don't hate jarjar.

and i know it's kind of unfair the way i blew up at him b/c he's not privy to mollie/me's out of game friend stuff. i just happen to know mollie's really hard on herself and it kills me when ppl who don't understand lay into her (and setting up this intricate "only if you're town" qualifier doesn't do much to soften the blow. in fact, it just adds an extra layer of douchiness to the whole thing b/c it starts from the premise of "well of course my read is right" but then he pretends it doesn't. but whtvr that's just my opinion.)

[Antihero]

ppl hate him b/c he vaguely racist

[Antihero]

not to mention annoying as shit

[Antihero]

you know... in hindsight, i think watto is a lot more explicitly racist than jarjar was...

[Antihero]

yeah... it was a pretty forgettable movie.

i don't blame you.

[Antihero]

yeah...

why is your vote on jarjar?

[Antihero]

i didn't hammer.

not even close.

[Antihero]

i have an extremely hard time believing you legit thought that was the hammer. you knew damn well i was voting you before.

[Antihero]

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[Antihero]

maybe? not sure, haven't looked at this game in the last few days. i have something to do today so it'll have to wait until tonight.

my first instinct would be a wanderer vote but if i didn't reevaluate that would make me as awful as the stupid ppl i bitch about all the time.

[Antihero]

Are you serious...you understand that if I was scum a role block would not stop me from performing a kill...right?

....

uh....

no.

not right.

[Antihero]

all alone also seems suspicious though?

(undeveloped thought: i happen to know all alone is a trap scum read and needs to be approached w/ caution)

[Antihero]

you've never been in a game w/ a town roleblocker?????????

[Antihero]

...or a jailkeeper?

[Antihero]

Anti, what do you mean by 'trap scum read'?

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=62917
his sparse explanation has gotten him in trouble before. if you don't read the game, just know that nacho tunneled him into the ground for the p much the same reasons ppl are suspecting him here.

not that it matters since the claim is super town

[Antihero]

Yup, I have obviously played with a JK. I don't see the point in a town roleblocker if it performs the exact same function as a JK though?

well... no it doesn't perform the same exact function. i was just making the point that the jk has a roleblocking dimension and can stop a kill by jailing the scum performing the kill.

[Antihero]

that's a pretty big knowledge hole for bbt, especially considering he's been here a year and a half...

(i guess if he only plays opens it MIGHT help explain it???) i'm pretty baffled though

[Antihero]

I don't see the point you're trying to make?

I assume he's saying it possibly looks fake that you wouldn't know that. Like you're manufacturing a "town-slip".

[Antihero]

Curious as to what other people think of those posts. I really haven't read you as scum @ all this game. That just seems pretty bad though.

the claimed roleblock + no kill looks worse than the stuff in the links. but dv softed ~something else~ so that's kind of a wash..f dsjla;jfiewova4h8gfha

#mealymouthingisgreat

[Antihero]

Everyone that's played with BBT - he looks horribly scummy as town, so IDEK right now.

bbt has a scummies-caliber scum game so this is kind of a bizarre assessment of his meta

[Antihero]

Maybe All Alone is scum and scum no-killed thereby framing BBT?

I would say that's crazy?

:\

[Antihero]

I would say that's crazy? But it just happened to BBT in Frog mafia (linked in my sig) albeit with slightly different circumstances. I'll need to investigate BBT's reaction there when I'm off phone.

replace "slightly" with "drastically" and yes, you're right.

in that game, mala was already claimed. and was town.

plz tell me what part of this scenario you think is analogous.

[Antihero]

Also Bella WTF I'm super town. Why would I push so hard for a Mollie mislynch as scum when I could just NK her if I was scum?

...that's exactly what mollie said about me....

[Antihero]

why your mind goes to that as a primary concerns takes some mental acrobatics

[Antihero]

I believe one fis those two was BBT

swing and a miss...

[Antihero]

no i didn't. bbt's vote was in his first post and he never said anything about it being mollie's scum game. i did and i'm p sure dv agreed w/ me.

[Antihero]

yeah and if you're wanting the head of one of mollie's white knights, jarjar is the obvious first place to look

[Antihero]

Worst case scenario BBT and All Alone are both town; if we lynch BBT and he flips town, we will likely lynch All Alone for framing BBT and that's 2 townlynches we could have avoided by trying to figure out who actually stopped the kill from happening, because I just don't believe scum no-killed last night.

wat?

chain lynching bbt + all alone is pretty fucking bananas.

[Antihero]

VOTE: wanderer

[Antihero]

And All Alone still hasn't told us why they chose BBT.

let's put on our sherlock holmes hats and grab our magnifying glasses...

I don't agree that you made your position clear. You said

As soon as she didn't vote me when she was expressing suspicion of my slot it started to ping me.

which lalala first did in 12, and even though you were arguing with her the whole time I see no indication that you had any suspicion on her at all until 79,

after she actually voted.

Considering that your explanation for your suspicion of her is that you found her lack of vote scummy, it really doesn't seem genuine that you'd wait until after the vote to go on the attack.

Really? I had no problem with Ducks not voting me?

Spoiler: BBT's very clear problem with Ducks not voting him

yes bbt seems suss

Why haven't you moved your vote?

Are you going to vote me anytime soon or keep testing the waters?

another question omg

You're going to see a lot of them...I hope you don't mind?

I'm wondering why your vote hasn't moved onto me? I mean, RVS is over soooooo, you either unvote or you vote me.

Welcome to the scum pile.

I really don't buy that you genuinely believe that "Why haven't you moved your vote?" constitutes a clear stance. That's pretty obviously not true.

yeah, i could see bbt being a roleblock target for all alone.

next.

[Antihero]

@Anti: I know that post is out there, and I still want All Alone's reasoning for RB'ing BBT. Roleblocking an unknown player is rather anti-town so if he really is town, his scumread must have been really strong. I can't imagine his choice was just based on that alone.

mmmmmmm

if you're a town roleblocker it's a lot better for town ev to roleblock every night. the argument you're making here is very similar to "vig's shouldn't kill every night" which is... mathematically disprovable.

[Antihero]

Wow...horrible quick hammer by All Alone. I didn't even get to log on and unvote to discuss this.

you know... wanderer effectively cc'd him.

you expected him to slow play it?

[Antihero]

well i went after the wrong rvs read.

/raspberry

[Antihero]

spamming to page top

[Antihero]

i like big butts
and i cannot lie

[Antihero]

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[Antihero]

where was that fan fiction nacho was twilight spamming?

[Antihero]

chapter 7

Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then... We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words............ Vampire!

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

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chapter 8

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.

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chapter 9

I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was... Voldemort!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!"

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.

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chapter 10

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.

Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

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chapter 11

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly...

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT...." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE...BECAUSE...." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

"Because I LOVE HER!"

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you're welcome

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/in be4 lock

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Anti, you're awesome and thank you for posting twilight/harry potter fanfic to help me get to page tops and for playing in my game even though you had to solo. Your reads were really good and it was really fun having you.

what are you talking about? my reads were barf and i alienated mollie and jarjar by being such a dipshit.

the only thing my play this game deserves is a merciless beating.

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/sigh...

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(I also think that's the first time I have been lynched as scum in over a year).

i was going to laugh incredulously and call you on your bullshit, but then i looked it up and holy shit, yes it was that long ago.

...where does the fucking time go...?