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I don't think outsourcing a read on me to anyone is a good idea, at least not as far as I've seen onsite.In post 2669, skitter30 wrote:(And i have little confidence in my ability to confidentally read u, maybe i'll just outsource to ari idk)
It might be harder, but I imagine it is significantly more accurate to just meta Gamma.-
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From these descriptions, my only question is: what otherwordly paradise did I just volunteer to jump into? Fifth circle?
Wedged in the slime, they say: ‘We had been sullen
in the sweet air that’s gladdened by the sun;
we bore the mist of sluggishness in us:
now we are bitter in the blackened mud.’
This hymn they have to gurgle in their gullets,
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You're a lot more confident than I am, suit yourself!
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Not particularly impressed skimming through the marcistar ISO; one liners and long periods of low-interest in votes and moves. I was hoping for a bit more depth.
I liked 1520, a post frustrated about Fruit's (supposedly hypocritical) accusation of filler. She takes a very sharp and self-assured tone, and I think is more likely to come from her only when she really wants to be seen as pushing for a vote. Her immediate next vote makes it clear she's not.
I'd slot her as town for those two posts in sequence, but not a ton of confidence.-
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EBWOPIn post 2692, Faker wrote:I liked 1520, a post frustrated about Fruit's (supposedly hypocritical) accusation of filler. She takes a very sharp and self-assured tone, and I think is more likely to come from her only when she really wants to be seen as pushing for a vote. Her immediate nextvotepost makes it clear she's not.-
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LMAOIn post 2694, GuiltyLion wrote:
now you just have to get to a similar conclusion on one more of your choice of {fruit, pav} while scumreading the other and you'll be in the same boat as the rest of usIn post 2692, Faker wrote:I'd slot her as town for those two posts in sequence, but not a ton of confidence.
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It was to you (Fruit), but it was just a joke as I was skimming through your early ISO and saw you struggling with the pace and frequent off-topic posts of the game.
Looking at your ISO, I'm a bit confused by this sequence:In post 1311, The Ugly Fruit wrote:
Did Gamma say what stuff was done in particular that they didn't like that I did?In post 983, Gamma Emerald wrote:actually how about this
VOTE: the ugly fruit
hasn't done much but what he has done, I'm not a big fan of
These are one post and ~2 minutes apart. What did you get about Gamma's reasons in the second that you didn't in the first? Is this a matter of understanding the general "hasn't done much" coasting accusation but wanting specifics, or was it something else?In post 1313, The Ugly Fruit wrote:
I get Gamma's reasons, assuming they're town, but also it's flawed in that the reason afterwards is too vague for a Costing mafia accusationIn post 1307, Aristeia wrote:since when is "this person isnt interacting with a lot of people" a good reason to not flip them-
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Overall skimming Fruit I'm not inclined to vote there at the moment. Are the only real viable alternatives myself and Pavowski?
I liked the parry without a push on Gamma, and I liked the initial progression and skepticism of skitter in 528 and 529.
The reaction around the fear of hammers/votes is also really good IMO, with the only exception being a late post about the Gamma wagon dissipating, where Fruit didn't really step in until afterwards. This is vague bullshit from me but I also like their weird attitude towards marcistar (I know they are familiar) and late vote on her.-
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I think "filler" would have been a very bad description for your ISO, even though some lost/coasting accusation would be justified. We also tend to remember our concrete contributions more than our listless ones, but to other people they usually take up the same space on the mind and page.In post 2703, The Ugly Fruit wrote:Well Once Gamma said that it felt like I was just submitting filler I understood it to some degree, honestly Looking back I still didn't understand. it's especially nonsensical when Im told to disprove someone acusing me of making Filler, and that Im actully just putting on a front like How am I supposed to react to that
Makes sense to me, we also tend to remember our concrete contributions more than our listless ones, but to other people they usually take up the same space on the mind and page. Thanks for answering.-
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Get, and I truly cannot emphasize this enough, absolutely WRECKED lmaoIn post 2544, skitter30 wrote:It is now 7:55pm. I got to the airport at 6pm for a 8:30pm flight. After i got to the airport, the following has happened, in order (and i got informed via app, it was impossible to speak to an agent):
- flight got cancelled
- they rebooked me on a flight leaving at 4:30
- that flight got delayed to 10:05-
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100% shitpost theory:
-The game is miserable, everyone hates it
-100+ pages of treading heavy water
-the worst posts the occasional lighthearted oneliners while everyone else shoulders the major brunt of the work
-Everyone but the worst losing their goddamn minds
I have seen this story before, I have seen it a million times. He is scum.-
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the worst scumrolls are the mafia equivalent of a "Luigi does nothing and wins" playlist.
This man perpetually finds himself in situations where the town are poring over each other's elementary school disciplinary records, clawing through rain-soaked garbage bags stolen in the middle of the night in search of each other's discarded receipts, going on massive 24 hour reading benders. Meanwhile the worst turns off his computer and sits his scum ass in a nice lawn chair munching on blueberries all day and comes back to a big fat W.-
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Do you think this has any bearing on alignment? I think the earlier posts to me make it appear legitimate, though it is tempting to work back through the post-worst ISO to doublecheck.In post 2720, Pavowski wrote:
Good night everybodyIn post 2718, The Ugly Fruit wrote:Just noted down that Worst got replaced by Coral-
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I have not read a word of Gamma's posting but this smells like garbage.In post 2669, skitter30 wrote:But there's a large-ish group of players (gamma/you, marci, tuf, pav, beat yestersay) that are surface-level scummy
Since I know you know that I can be aggressive in wording without intending it personally, I'll take the liberty: After skimming marci/Fruit I think this surface-level scummy claim and grouping is absolutely disgusting.-
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I considered holding off to see how you'd react to my replace-in and initial reads, but it feels like you're mostly standing pat and waiting to see if you have to go aggressive. I could probably get more out of it, but hiding my cards isn't my favorite and I'd rather pre-emptively nip something like that in the bud.-
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Depends on the situation, last time I replaced into a game that was mostly under her control she didn't have a great time...thoughmyreplacement in turn wound up posing 5x the issue I did.
I also tend to have her in nullscum at all times so shrug.
I'm about to head out for the night, I own a flip phone so I can't read on this long ass car ride anymore.
I'm not confident in my ability to read Pavowski but that can be my next project. After that I'd probably read Meuh. I'm really curious if myself, Pav, and Fruit are really the only options because I don't buy two of those at a minimum.-
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I still feel like that weighed in very little on Gamma. Perhaps there's more in your ISO for me to read, but you were noticeably silent on my point that reading Gamma is more reliable than reading me at basically any point in the game. You should be fairly familiar with his meta and play; surface-level scummy isn't a surprise for people who haven't played with him before. It's straightforward to exploit that trait as scum.
Either way, will circle back later, dinnertime then car ride.-
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Skimming through Coral, I found a quote talking about a disproportionate reaction from Gamma that had me loling. At that point I then went back to page 106, where I realized I missed all the Fruit posts about the PT/heal. This is some much needed hilarity.
I am still tired and I don't think I am ever going to find this wasp that I know is there in my bed somewhere just waiting but at least I have page 106 to keep me comfortable.
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It is now well past anything that could resemble a socially acceptable time to sleep.
However, theVespula squamosarandomly flew out of my bedsheets and landed on my arm. I flailed in a fashion similar to the time catboi tripped and accidentally opened the curtain, exposing him to his first glimpse of sunlight since 2003. Magically, much like the sun that day, the yellowjacket did not actually sting, but I lost track of it again before I could kill it.
I have set up a light (which they are attracted to) at the other end of the room as a distraction. Time to sleep.
Hype to play this game instead of oversharing boring minutiae one day, night everyone!-
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I literally still have a flip phoneIn post 2837, marcistar wrote:did u have a flipphone
Again would like to see something about Pav, very tired still but will try to skim his ISO.-
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Pavowski has literally not done a goddamn thing but get high as a kite and go "...Marci and Fruit, man, am I right?"
I don't like to reward doing that but holy guacamole if I were his scum partner I would throw him out the fuckin window I think he's chill for the day
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By "throw him out the fuckin window" I mean of his house, if it's 1-story rinse and repeat until Results Are Achieved, not that I'd bus him lmao
Just thinking how for me, that scum PT would be filled with every diplomatic non-threatening variant of "MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU GIVE THEM FIVE FULLCLEARS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO HIGH TO POST ONE GODDAMN READSWALL" imaginable-
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Tracking through, I'm not sure 1/2 really say much about Pavowski's alignment, or at least not what I've seen of it. Unlike most of this den of masochists, he really takes a lighthearted approach and tries to enjoy the game. I skimmed two games he played that I modded (Guardians/Trust Fall) and saw a bit more substantial commentary in the first. I will say that I remember him being afraid to post for stretches of Trust Fall as scum, so maybe he's facing a similar issue this game and he's getting zonked out on Copium.
#3 it was hard for me to really gauge how believable this was without reading all of end of day. Maybe!
#4 I was actually okay with missing it but not following up on that "here it is" response you gave at all is very ??? bad
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I have read about ~20 posts of Cakez's ISO and already I don't understand how we have not fulfilled one of the most timehonored of MafiaScum traditions of running Cakez up and watching him flip green
There is one exception to "Look past the surface-level scummy", even the green name can't help him, the man is a born dayplay miller.-
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VOTE: Cakez
Presumably this isn't viable at all and is a vanity vote but this is the first slot I've read that I legitimately don't like so far.
155 is a pretty safe accusation, overqualification w/ "replicate town meta" makes it awkward to me
795 is a very strange performative "Hey guys look at me spitballing townreads"
232 on skitter-read is lol
329 is more performative garbage, "I have a hot take"
590 you can see Cakez is truly displeased at a worst wagon
The hot take is TvT oh buddy I have not seen that before and there is SO much town utility in this being a half-hidden take instead of a full holdoff or a full discussion
Finally I'm going to quote this last bit:In post 597, SirCakez wrote:In post 593, the worst wrote:why meuh town?
Cuz GL coming in to question the Gamma wagon was town regardless of Gammas alignment and I liked that Meuh went to bat over it with GL when they could have let it goIn post 594, the worst wrote:humour me too why do you townread GL?
This followup is within a minute, this is scum realizing there's a gap in their reasoning to be addressed and tagging it on before they get called out.In post 598, SirCakez wrote:However I still just think Gamma is scum and have no idea why that wagon collapsed
I haven't even gotten halfway through his ISO just YEET THIS MAN
I'd go something like:
Kinda Town
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marcistar
Coral (I don't remember why it was 5/6 am don't ask)
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Cakez, beyond scum, destiny beckons, eternal recurrence
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I will finish his ISO in a bit, but I have seen all I need to, wheel him away IMO, or let him escape tonight and gimme that sweet, sweet towncred
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yeah but i'm not a PRETENTIOUS DORKIn post 2862, Isis wrote:
Did you know that there is an English word simu for "throw someone outside a window"? It's "defenestrate".In post 2857, Faker wrote:By "throw him out the fuckin window" I mean of his house, if it's 1-story rinse and repeat until Results Are Achieved, not that I'd bus him lmao
Just thinking how for me, that scum PT would be filled with every diplomatic non-threatening variant of "MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU GIVE THEM FIVE FULLCLEARS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO HIGH TO POST ONE GODDAMN READSWALL" imaginable-
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This is from another game but it's still relevant today
This game Cakez was in fact town, but also it's destiny and I feel legitimately strong about it instead of shitposting haflstrength.In post 2489, Faker wrote:An atavistic urge has awakened in my veins. The blood is pumping violently, a burning sensation spreads up the arms, a paroxysmal wave crashes through this mortal body and I write in the forces of violent malice.
It calls me to vote Cakez out, to pound the ground with my bare knuckles around the fire and watch his blood run down the stake a verdant green before evaporating in the flames, the same color it always is. It calls me to bear witness just as my ancestors before me did so many years ago.-
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232 I didn't like because it was very early and one of the mindmelds as far as I could tell was a vote on Isis. I don't know every intricacy of the Cakez/skitter history but you generally don't want to get on the wrong side of the tiger if you don't know what you're doing.
590 the implication of my statement was not that Coral was scum, the implication was that he wasn't actually frustrated or cared much about the wagon on the slot. I thought it simple whiteknighting.
I haven't read Titus at all and trying to read her is always random for me, I think the only time I had any success was in Warehouse-13 back in 2020. It took me a ridiculous amount of time, effort, and help of good reads elsewhere to do so.-
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While I hate to spam, I did notice earlier that weird stopgap reasoning from Cakez was actually expounding on the previous post of 595, 597 is adjacent but there's no real gap with just that one.
FMPOV my opinion is unchanged but it's nice to be rigorous and it does change the timing+it is important to know what the actual gap was.-
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The game is slowed down completely. Many of the players would like a flip.In post 2880, The Ugly Fruit wrote:Why are we this close to a Hammer!? Someone get off rn
Is there a slot in particular you want to talk about, or do you generally object to an elim on Pavowski? I see you are voting marcistar, if you want to talk about her more.-
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No, though I (mechanically and qualitatively) hated the mechanical sequence starting with 2484.In post 2886, Isis wrote:has faker posted a read of me yet?-
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It literally was from marcistar dude. Be academic and check the citation:In post 2890, Pavowski wrote:I was interested to hear it from Marci, but I haven't really scumread Isis very much and my reads are purely academic at this point
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??? What the hell does this even mean, just trying to force out towntells before a flip?In post 2895, Isis wrote:Faker could be scum doing due diligence then hammering this-
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I'm not threatening to hammer Pav because of you whatsoever. I have openly rejected the leash suggestion repeatedly and my intent to hammer was explicitly my own reasoning with zero mention of you.In post 2897, Isis wrote:You didn't want to iso me before lending me your hammer for the leash thing? Like as either alignment you could not join the process without being scummy, but as the town alignment I'd expect you to care what I am
Your relevance to it is you are a reason he has 6 votes.-
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I understand the concrete mechanical suggestion now, thank you.In post 2922, Coral wrote:quote was unintentional and yet managed to be relevant anyway
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