MeMeMeet Mafia (Game Over!)

[mith]

Status:

MeMeMeet is over... again!

Links:

Reference: Rules and Gameplay, Players and Masks and MeMeMeet Points
Pre-Game: Scene 1, Scene 2
Day 1: Scene 3, Game 1 (Things..., Responses, Results), Scene 4
Day 2: Scene 5, Game 2 (The Minority Game, Results), Scene 6
Day 3: Scene 7, Game 3 (Secret Tijuana Deathmatch, Vote Count, The Fight, Results), Game 4 (Texas Hold'em, Hand 1, Hand 2, Hand 3 and Results), Scene 8
Day 4: Scene 9, Game 5 (Betrayal at House on a Hill), , Game 6 (Prisoner's Dilemma, Round 1, Round 2 and Results), Scene 10
Day 5: Scene 11, Game 7: (I'm the Boss!, It's a Deal), Game 8: (52 Card Pickup, Results), Scene 12
Day 6: Scene 13, Game 9: (Ultimatum, Results), Scene 14
Day 7: Scene 15, Game 10: (Rock, Paper, Scissors Ultimate Tournament of Champions Throwdown, Results), Scene 16
Endgame: Scene 17

[mith]

Welcome to MeMeMeet, where it's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt... and then it's more fun and games.

Rules:

0. Have fun. Or else.
1. Every player has two Identities: a Mask and a Role.
2. Masks are for Pre-Game Roleplaying. They have no other effect on the game. Unless they do.
3. All Votes and Actions target a Player, not the Mask.
4. Votes will not count unless they are in the form:

Vote: Player

.
5. Unless your role says otherwise, do not talk to anyone about this game outside the game thread.
6. Do not post anything game-related once you are dead.
7. You may claim your Role and Abilities (if any). You may not quote any flavor given in your Role PM.
8. The Mod is always right. Especially when he is wrong. If you disagree, discuss it with him by PM or after the game.
9. Don't be a jerk. Unless you just can't help yourself.

Gameplay:

0. This is primarily a Mafia game. Don't get

too

distracted by the other stuff going on.
1. During each Day, a Game will be randomly selected. The game will be played during Day, while Discussion and Voting takes place. Only living players may participate.
2. Day can not end until the Game is completed. Games will last around 48-96 hours.
3. At the end of each Game, players will receive MeMeMeet Points.
4. In addition to any Role-based Winning Condition, the player who has accumulated the most MeMeMeet Points at the end of MeMeMeet Mafia will be a Winner, regardless of health or affiliation.
5. Most of the time, Lynches will be decided as normal. When a Player reaches a majority at any time after the Day's Game is finished, that Player will be Lynched immediately.
6. However, some Games may affect the Lynching procedure.
7. Night will last a maximum of 72 hours.
8. Players will be prodded after 96 hours of inactivity, and replaced if they have not responded after a further 24 hours, unless they have warned the Mod in advance.
9. If discussion lags or a quarter of the living players request it (minimum of five), a 72 hour deadline will be put in place. Lynching will still require a majority.

[mith]

Players and Masks:

Living (3)

Atticus, playing lemuel (Point Whore)

Dirge, playing mlaker (Dirge, Mafia)
Thestatusquo(replacing Mr_Gnome_It_All, D5), playing mith (MeMe, Mafia)

Under the bus, through the bridge, over the woods... (18)

Brian (Blank Green Card) - thrown under the NPC fodder bus, Night 0.
Jolly Roger (Point Whore) - thrown under the NPC fodder bus, Night 0.
Fletcher, playing Atticus (Blank Green Card) - lynched, Day 1.
Yoko Kurama, playing Fletcher (Jimmy Hoffa) - killed Night 1.
Yosarian2, playing Mastermind of Sin (Point Whore) - killed Night 1.

kristocker, playing Quagmire (spork's Dad, Mafia) - killed Night 2.

MeMe, playing Mr_Gnome_It_All (+1, Zombie) - killed Night 2.

Mastermind of Sin, playing PookyTheMagicalBear (Blank Green Card) - killed Night 3.

Thesp, playing +1 (Jeff Jenkins, Jester) - killed Night 3.

Fishbulb, playing kristocker (MoS's Mom, Mafia) - lynched Day 4.

mlaker, playing Dirge (Dracula) - killed Night 4.

PookyTheMagicalBear, playing Thesp (The Bus, Serial Lyncher) - lynched Day 5.

Anonymities (replacing spork76, D3), playing Fishbulb (Point Whore) - killed Night 5.
Fritzler, playing MeMe (Ned "The Band" Wilkinson) - killed Night 5.

MrBuddyLee (replacing jeep, N3), playing Yoko Kurama (Jimmy Hoffa, Zombie) - killed Night 6

olio (replacing Maverick, D2), playing Sugar (Blank Green Card) - killed Night 6.

LyingBrian (replacing ibaesha, D5), playing spork76 (Fletcher, Zombie) - lynched Day 7.

Quagmire, playing Maverick - killed Night 7.

MeMeMeet Points:

Atticus: 78.5

Thestatusquo: 70
MrBuddyLee: 54
Dirge: 53
Quagmire: 53
Fishbulb: 51
PookyTheMagicalBear: 49
Fritzler: 46
kristocker: 29
Anonymities: 23
Mastermind of Sin: 18
Thesp: 16
olio: 12
mlaker: 10
Yoko Kurama: 10
MeMe: 8
Yosarian2: 8
Fletcher: 2
LyingBrian: -3

[mith]

Scene 1 - July 22, 6:00 PM

Something isn't right here.

MeMe looks around at the other 18 scummers in the living room. Some are chatting. A few are playing Halo. There's a couple of point whores on the couch playing... who knows? Something stupid, surely.

It all looks normal enough. MeMe checks the calendar again to make sure.

It says July 22.

"This was supposed to happen

last

month," she muses. "What's going on? Who are these people?"

She isn't even sure she feels like herself.

[mith]

Roles have now been sent. Confirm by joining in the Pre-Game fun. Pre-Game will last 48-72 hours, and then Day 1 will begin.

[mith]

Scene 2 - July 22, 11:59 PM

It's nearing midnight, and everyone is ready to play some Mafia. There is still a weird feeling that something is wrong permeating the room, but there are some things that just have to be done. What's a scummeet, even one somehow taking place in the wrong month, without Mafia?

Well, that isn't strictly true. Almost everyone is ready to play.

Where is Fishbulb??

****

Mod Note:

The Mod would appreciate it if one of the Springfieldians would poke spork. Hard.

[mith]

Scene 3 - July 23, 12:00 AM

Ah, there's Fishbulb, asleep in the corner. Doppleganger meetups take it out of a guy. He can be woken up when he needs to claim, right?

Everyone is seated in a circle, and the Mod stands in the middle, passing out cards. Each player takes a quick peek, and then puts the card in a safe place.

"Ok. Everybody go to sleep..."

Before all eyes are closed, though, there is a crash and the lights go dark. Somebody screams.

****

The lights come back on. Everyone is fine. How lucky.

But wait... is that a body lying on the floor? Two bodies?

Oh dear.

It seems that the game of Mafia is on hold... but another Mafia has just begun. And it's no game.

****

Brian (Blank Green Card) and Jolly Roger (Point Whore) are dead. It is Day 1, 10 to lynch.

[mith]

Game 1: Things...

Things... have gotten serious. People are dead. But the games must go on...

The topic card is: "Things that should have happened at MeMeMeet". You have 72 hours from this post to send a response for the topic, by PM. Once the responses are all in, you will have another 72 hours to guess who gave what response and to vote for your favorite response other than your own.

Scoring

Each correct guess: 2
If your response is not guessed: 3
Each vote for your response: 1
Most votes: 2

MeMeMeet Points

Each Player will receive 1 point for each other Player beaten.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

spork76: 3 (Atticus, Fritzler, Thesp)
Fletcher: 2 (Dirge, Yosarian2)
Fritzler: 2 (jeep, MeMe)
Mastermind of Sin: 2 (Mr_Gnome_It_All, Quagmire)
Dirge: 1 (Fletcher)
MeMe: 1 (kristocker)
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 1 (ibaesha)
Yosarian2: 1 (jeep)

Mod Note:

Deadline for Things... responses is in approximately 36 hours.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Approximately 24 hours until the Things... deadline. Only about half the responses in so far, get to it!

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

spork76: 4 (Atticus, Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)
Dirge: 2 (Fletcher, MeMe)
Fletcher: 2 (Dirge, Yosarian2)
Mastermind of Sin: 2 (Mr_Gnome_It_All, Quagmire)
Atticus: 1 (kristocker)
Fritzler: 1 (jeep)
Quagmire: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)
Yosarian2: 1 (jeep)

[mith]

Game 1: Things... - Responses

Things that should have happened at MeMeMeet:

a. A Karoake Night complete with dancing to be recorded for posterity.
b. Chess should have been played at mememeet.
c. Everyone should have erupted into synchronized soccer practice.
d. Everyone should've played Twister.
e. Ice... Cream... Burger...
f. IS
g. It should have rained so we could see all of the pretty raiinbows over the blue sky.
h. Jimmy Hoffa showing up.
i. More Halo Mafia!
j. MoS contracts laryngitis.
k. MOS should have been killed

Night

1.
l. Risk Tournament.
m. Soccer Practice Dance Lessons
n. Tea time
o. The second coming of Christ the Lord.
p. There should have been 34 hr days.
q. Two words: ... Foxy Boxing

Mod Note:

You have 72 hours to guess who gave which response (one guess per response, you are allowed to repeat guesses) and vote for your favorite.

Maverick and spork76 did not send responses. They will receive 0 MeMeMeet Points for this game, and everyone else will be counted as beating them.

[mith]

PM.

[mith]

You must vote, yes.

And it would help me if future guesses were sent:

a. Guess
b. Guess
etc.

[mith]

Mod Note:

You may not vote for your own response. Since that apparently wasn't obvious.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

spork76: 4 (Atticus, Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)
Dirge: 2 (Fletcher, MeMe)
Fletcher: 2 (Dirge, Yosarian2)
Mastermind of Sin: 2 (Mr_Gnome_It_All, Quagmire)
Atticus: 1 (kristocker)
Fritzler: 1 (jeep)
Quagmire: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)
Yosarian2: 1 (jeep)

[mith]

Mod Note:

To get this on the current page:

You

must

send a vote.
Send guesses and votes by PM. Do not post them here.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

spork76: 4 (Atticus, Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)
Fletcher: 2 (Dirge, Yosarian2)
Mastermind of Sin: 2 (Mr_Gnome_It_All, Quagmire)
Atticus: 1 (kristocker)
Dirge: 1 (Fletcher)
Fritzler: 1 (jeep)
PookyTheMagicalBear: (MeMe)
Quagmire: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)
Yosarian2: 1 (jeep)

Mod Note:

Deadline for guesses and votes for Things... is in less than 24 hours.

As mentioned before, you must send a vote. If you don't vote, you will not get points for others voting for you.

I'll send prods in the morning. Slackers.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Deadline for Things... is in less than 9 hours.

Four players (Fletcher, Maverick, Quagmire, Yoko Kurama) have been prodded. There are four more players who last posted on the 27th who will be prodded soon.

[mith]

Things... results coming shortly...

[mith]

Game 1: Things... - Results

a. A Karoake Night complete with dancing to be recorded for posterity.

Votes: 1 (Fishbulb)

Atticus (jeep, Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Fletcher (Fishbulb)
ibaesha (MeMe, Quagmire)
jeep (Fletcher, kristocker)
MeMe (Fritzler, Mastermind of Sin, Yosarian2)

PookyTheMagicalBear (Atticus)

Quagmire (Thesp)
Thesp (Dirge)

b. Chess should have been played at mememeet.

Votes: 0

Atticus (Fritzler, PookyTheMagicalBear, Quagmire)
Fishbulb (Dirge, jeep, Thesp)
mlaker (Fletcher, Mastermind of Sin, MeMe)
Thesp (Mr_Gnome_It_All)

Yosarian2 (Fishbulb)

c. Everyone should have erupted into synchronized soccer practice.

Votes: 1 (Atticus)

Fletcher (jeep, Quagmire)
kristocker (Fletcher, Mastermind of Sin, MeMe, Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Mastermind of Sin (PookyTheMagicalBear)
MeMe (Dirge)
mlaker (Fritzler)
Quagmire (Atticus, Fishbulb)

Thesp (kristocker)

d. Everyone should've played Twister.

Votes: 1 (Mr_Gnome_It_All)

Dirge (jeep)
Fishbulb (Fritzler)
Fritzler (Yosarian2)

ibaesha (Dirge, Fishbulb)

kristocker (Mr_Gnome_It_All, PookyTheMagicalBear)
Mastermind of Sin (MeMe)
mlaker (Thesp)
Mr_Gnome_It_All (Mastermind of Sin)
Quagmire (Fletcher)
Yoko Kurama (kristocker)
Yosarian2 (Atticus, Quagmire)

e. Ice... Cream... Burger...

Votes: 0

Atticus (Fishbulb, kristocker, Mastermind of Sin)
Dirge (Atticus, MeMe)

jeep (Fritzler, PookyTheMagicalBear, Quagmire)

Mastermind of Sin (Thesp)
MeMe (Fletcher)
mlaker (Yosarian2)
PookyTheMagicalBear (Dirge, Mr_Gnome_It_All)

f. IS

Votes: 2 (jeep, Yosarian2)

Fishbulb (Atticus, Mastermind of Sin)

Fletcher (Fritzler, kristocker)

Fritzler (MeMe, PookyTheMagicalBear)
jeep (Fishbulb, Mr_Gnome_It_All, Thesp)
kristocker (Quagmire)
Mastermind of Sin (Dirge, Yosarian2)
MeMe (jeep)

g. It should have rained so we could see all of the pretty raiinbows over the blue sky.

Votes: 1 (ibaesha, Mastermind of Sin)

Dirge (kristocker)
Fletcher (Atticus)
ibaesha (Mastermind of Sin, Mr_Gnome_It_All, PookyTheMagicalBear, Thesp)
kristocker (Dirge, Fritzler)
Mastermind of Sin (Fletcher)
Mr_Gnome_It_All (Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear (Fishbulb, ibaesha, jeep, MeMe, Yosarian2)

Yoko Kurama (unguessed)

h. Jimmy Hoffa showing up.

Votes: 1 (Thesp)

Fritzler (jeep)
ibaesha (Fritzler)
jeep (Yosarian2)
kristocker (Fishbulb, Thesp)

Mastermind of Sin (Atticus, Quagmire)

Mr_Gnome_It_All (Fletcher, kristocker, MeMe)
Quagmire (PookyTheMagicalBear, Dirge)
Thesp (Mr_Gnome_It_All)

i. More Halo Mafia!

Votes: 0

Atticus (Fletcher, MeMe)
Fletcher (Mastermind of Sin, Thesp)
ibaesha (jeep)

kristocker (unguessed)

Quagmire (Yosarian2)
Yoko Kurama (Atticus, Dirge, Fishbulb, ibaesha, Mr_Gnome_It_All, PookyTheMagicalBear, Quagmire)

j. MoS contracts laryngitis.

Votes: 0

Atticus (ibaesha, Thesp)
Dirge (Yosarian2)
Fishbulb (Fletcher, Quagmire)
Fletcher (Dirge)
kristocker (jeep)
Mastermind of Sin (Fritzler)

MeMe (Fishbulb, kristocker)

Quagmire (Mr_Gnome_It_All, PookyTheMagicalBear)
Thesp (Atticus)
Yosarian2 (Mastermind of Sin)

k. MOS should have been killed

Night

1.

Votes: 0

Atticus (Yosarian2)

Dirge (Mastermind of Sin)
Fishbulb (MeMe)
Mastermind of Sin (jeep)
MeMe (Quagmire)
mlaker (kristocker)
Mr_Gnome_It_All (Dirge, Fishbulb)
Quagmire (ibaesha, Mr_Gnome_It_All, PookyTheMagicalBear)
Yoko Kurama (Fletcher, Thesp)

l. Risk Tournament.

Votes: 0

Atticus (Dirge)
Dirge (Mr_Gnome_It_All, Quagmire)
Fritzler (Fishbulb)
jeep (Mastermind of Sin, MeMe, PookyTheMagicalBear)

mlaker (Atticus)

PookyTheMagicalBear (Fritzler)
Thesp (Yosarian2)
Yosarian2 (Fletcher, jeep, kristocker, Thesp)

m. Soccer Practice Dance Lessons

Votes: 1 (MeMe)

ibaesha (Yosarian2)
Mastermind of Sin (Fishbulb, kristocker)
MeMe (Atticus, PookyTheMagicalBear)
mlaker (Dirge, jeep, Quagmire)

Mr_Gnome_It_All (Thesp)

Quagmire (Mastermind of Sin, MeMe)
Thesp (Fletcher)

n. Tea time

Votes: 0

Fletcher (Yosarian2)

Fritzler (unguessed)

ibaesha (Fletcher, kristocker, PookyTheMagicalBear)
mlaker (Fishbulb)
Mr_Gnome_It_All (Atticus, jeep)
PookyTheMagicalBear (Mastermind of Sin, Thesp)
Thesp (MeMe, Quagmire)
Yosarian2 (Dirge, Mr_Gnome_It_All)

o. The second coming of Christ the Lord.

Votes: 0

Atticus (PookyTheMagicalBear)
Fishbulb (kristocker, Yosarian2)
Fritzler (Dirge, Fletcher, Mr_Gnome_It_All, Thesp)
kristocker (Atticus)

Quagmire (jeep)

Thesp (Fishbulb, Fritzler, ibaesha, Mastermind of Sin)
Yosarian2 (MeMe)

p. There should have been 34 hr days.

Votes: 2 (Fritzler, PookyTheMagicalBear)

Dirge (Fishbulb)

Fletcher (MeMe)
MeMe (Mr_Gnome_It_All, PookyTheMagicalBear, Thesp)
Mr_Gnome_It_All (Yosarian2)
PookyTheMagicalBear (Fletcher, kristocker, Quagmire)
Thesp (jeep)
Yoko Kurama (Mastermind of Sin)
Yosarian2 (Fritzler)

q. Two words: ... Foxy Boxing

Votes: 1 (Dirge)

Dirge (Fletcher, Thesp)

Fishbulb (PookyTheMagicalBear)

Fritzler (Atticus, Mastermind of Sin, Mr_Gnome_It_All, Quagmire)
jeep (Dirge)
kristocker (Yosarian2)
Quagmire (kristocker)
Yoko Kurama (Fritzler, jeep, MeMe)

Scores:

Fishbulb: 9
kristocker: 9
Fritzler: 7
Atticus: 6
Dirge: 6
PookyTheMagicalBear: 5
Quagmire: 4
Thesp: 3
Yoko Kurama: 3
jeep: 2
Yosarian2: 2
ibaesha: 1
Mastermind of Sin: 1
Fletcher: 0
MeMe: 0
mlaker: 0
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 0
Maverick: -1
spork76: -1

MeMeMeet Points:

Fishbulb, kristocker: 17
Fritzler: 16
Atticus, Dirge: 14
PookyTheMagicalBear: 13
Quagmire: 12
Thesp, Yoko Kurama: 10
jeep, Yosarian2: 8
ibaesha, Mastermind of Sin: 6
Fletcher, MeMe, mlaker, Mr_Gnome_It_All: 2
Maverick, spork76: 0

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

spork76: 5 (Atticus, Fletcher, Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)
Mastermind of Sin: 2 (Mr_Gnome_It_All, Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 2 (Dirge, MeMe)
Atticus: 1 (kristocker)
Fletcher: 1 (Yosarian2)
Fritzler: 1 (jeep)
Quagmire: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)

[mith]

Oops, I somehow managed to completely miss Gnome's guesses. Correcting now.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

spork76: 7 (Atticus, Fletcher, Fritzler, ibaesha, mlaker, Thesp, Yoko Kurama)
Fletcher: 2 (kristocker, Yosarian2)
Mastermind of Sin: 2 (Mr_Gnome_It_All, Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 2 (Dirge, MeMe)
Fritzler: 1 (jeep)
Quagmire: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)

Mod Note:

Ill, will catch up on the prodding when I'm feeling better.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

spork76: 6 (Atticus, Fletcher, Fritzler, mlaker, Thesp, Yoko Kurama)
Fletcher: 3 (jeep, kristocker, Yosarian2)
Mastermind of Sin: 2 (Mr_Gnome_It_All, Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 2 (Dirge, MeMe)
Atticus: 1 (ibaesha)
Quagmire: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)

Mod Note:

It's the weekend, and I'm still ill, so no deadline yet, but one will be coming soon if discussion doesn't pick up.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

spork76: 7 (Atticus, Fletcher, Fritzler, mlaker, Mr_Gnome_It_All, Thesp, Yoko Kurama)
Fletcher: 3 (jeep, kristocker, Yosarian2)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 2 (Dirge, MeMe)
Atticus: 1 (ibaesha)
Mastermind of Sin: 1 (Quagmire)
Quagmire: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)

Mod Note:

Mastermind of Sin and Quagmire have been prodded.

Deadline:

72 hours from this post. Can be extended an extra 72 hours by the PMed request of one third of the players.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

spork76: 6 (Atticus, Fritzler, Mr_Gnome_It_All, PookyTheMagicalBear, Thesp, Yoko Kurama)
Fletcher: 5 (jeep, kristocker, Mastermind of Sin, mlaker, Yosarian2)
Atticus: 2 (Fletcher, ibaesha)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 2 (Dirge, MeMe)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)

Deadline:

Approximately 33 hours from this post. Can be extended an extra 72 hours by the PMed request of one third of the players.

[mith]

Mod Note:

The deadline has been extended 72 hours.

Deadline:

Approximately 98 hours from this post.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

Fletcher: 6 (Atticus, jeep, kristocker, Mastermind of Sin, Yoko Kurama, Yosarian2)
Yosarian2: 3 (mlaker, PookyTheMagicalBear, Thesp)
Atticus: 2 (Fletcher, ibaesha)
spork76: 2 (Fritzler, Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 1 (MeMe)

Deadline:

Approximately 69.5 hours from this post.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

Fletcher: 8 (Atticus, jeep, kristocker, Mastermind of Sin, mlaker, PookyTheMagicalBear, Yoko Kurama, Yosarian2)
Atticus: 2 (Fletcher, ibaesha)
spork76: 2 (Fritzler, Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 1 (MeMe)
Thesp: 1 (Dirge)
Yosarian2: 1 (Thesp)

Deadline:

Approximately 22.5 hours from this post.

[mith]

Mod Note:

jeep, kristocker, Maverick, Mr_Gnome_It_All, and Quagmire have been prodded.

[mith]

Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

Fletcher: 9 (Atticus, Fritzler, jeep, kristocker, Mastermind of Sin, mlaker, PookyTheMagicalBear, Yoko Kurama, Yosarian2)
Atticus: 2 (Fletcher, ibaesha)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 1 (MeMe)
spork76: 1 (Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Thesp: 1 (Dirge)
Yosarian2: 1 (Thesp)

Deadline:

Approximately 5.5 hours from this post.

[mith]

Final Vote Count:

10 to lynch.

Fletcher: 10 (Atticus, Fishbulb, Fritzler, jeep, kristocker, Mastermind of Sin, mlaker, PookyTheMagicalBear, Yoko Kurama, Yosarian2)

Atticus: 2 (Fletcher, ibaesha)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 1 (MeMe)
spork76: 1 (Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Thesp: 1 (Dirge)
Yosarian2: 1 (Thesp)

[mith]

Scene 4 - July 23, 10:53 PM

The Mod stands tapping his foot, waiting for a decision. He glances at the clock again. The deadline is getting close.

"Alright, let's just lynch Atticus, then."

"Whatever."

The Mod looks around and counts the raised hands. There are 10.

"Right. Atticus is lynched, then."

"Er... that's it? This is real now, you can't just say I'm lynched and have me flip over my card."

"Actually..."

There is a flash of lightning... or at least something similar to lightning, but without all the noise and exploding roofs. It goes straight through Atticus, and splits his body in half to reveal a giant card.

"There. Now everybody go to sleep..."

****

Fletcher, playing Atticus (Blank Green Card) is lynched.

It is Night. Deadline for Night is 72 hours from this post.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Deadline extended 24 hours. New deadline is approximately 41 hours from this post.

[mith]

Scene 5 - July 24, 11:17 AM

It is late in the and almost everyone is awake. MeMe is slaving away in the kitchen, while others play various games and eye each other suspiciously. Some are anxious to get on with the job of lynching people, and so finally they decide to wake the two lazy bums who haven't gotten up yet.

"Hey! MoS! Wake up! You're going to sleep through MeMeMeet!"

There is no answer. MoS is very soundly asleep. Or...

"Uh, guys? I think MoS is..."

Indeed. MoS is not just asleep. He is dead. As they poke at him to make sure, they discover a large stack of papers in one of his pockets. On closer inspection, they appear to be slips for recording games and getting MeMeMeet Points.

****

Meanwhile, some of the other attendees are in trying to wake Fletcher. While prodding him, someone notcies a suspiciously loose flap of skin around his neck. Curious, someone pulls on the skin, which is in fact not skin, but a mask. "Fletcher"'s entire face is pulled away, to reveal...

****

The Mod gathers the remaining scummers in the living room to continue discussing their predicament.

****

Yoko Kurama, playing Fletcher (Jimmy Hoffa) and Yosarian2, playing Mastermind of Sin (Point Whore) are dead. It is Day 2, 9 to lynch.

[mith]

Game 2: The Minority Game

If everyone wants to be different, isn't everyone the same?

It's time to visit the Bass Pro Shop, but there's a small problem. Only two cars work. Always willing to make a game out of anything, you have decided write down your prefered choice of car in private, with the goal of being in the less crowded vehicle.

You have 96 hours to PM a choice of car, by PM. The choices are "Fishbulb's Car" and "The Rental". You may discuss your choices in the thread and change as often as you like until the deadline.

Goal

You win by being in the "minority" car. Because "The Rental" is newer, it is very slightly preferred over "Fishbulb's Car", and therefore in the case of a tie a choice of "The Rental" will win. Those not sending a choice will "Stay Home", and lose.

MeMeMeet Points

Each Player will receive 1 point for each other Player beaten, plus 1 point for going to the Bass Pro Shop.

[mith]

Mod Note:

There was a small correction made to the MeMeMeet Points section for Game 2.

[mith]

Vote Count:

9 to lynch.

Thesp: 1 (MeMe)
Yosarian2: 1 (Thesp)

[mith]

Vote Count:

9 to lynch.

Fritzler: 2 (jeep, Quagmire)
Thesp: 2 (Dirge, MeMe)
Atticus: 1 (Thesp)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)
Quagmire: 1 (Fritzler)

Mod Note:

Deadline for The Minority Game is in approximately 28 hours.

[mith]

Mod Note:

ibaesha, Maverick, PookyTheMagicalBear, and spork76 have been prodded.

[mith]

Game 2: The Minority Game - Results

Fishbulb's Car

Atticus
Fishbulb
Fritzler
kristocker
mlaker

The Rental

jeep
Mastermind of Sin
MeMe
Mr_Gnome_It_All
PookyTheMagicalBear
Quagmire

MeMeMeet Points:

Atticus, Fishbulb, Fritzler, kristocker, mlaker: 12
jeep, Mastermind of Sin, MeMe, Mr_Gnome_It_All, PookyTheMagicalBear, Quagmire: 6
Dirge, ibaesha, Maverick, spork76, Thesp: 0

Total:

Fishbulb, kristocker: 29
Fritzler: 28
Atticus: 26
PookyTheMagicalBear: 19
Quagmire: 18
Dirge, jeep, mlaker: 14
Mastermind of Sin: 12
Thesp, Yoko Kurama: 10
MeMe, Mr_Gnome_It_All, Yosarian2: 8
ibaesha: 6
Fletcher: 2
Maverick, spork76: 0

Mod Note:

Any update on Maverick or spork76?

[mith]

Vote Count:

9 to lynch.

Atticus: 2 (ibaesha, Thesp)
Fritzler: 2 (jeep, Quagmire)
Thesp: 2 (Dirge, MeMe)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)
Quagmire: 1 (Fritzler)

[mith]

Vote Count:

9 to lynch.

Atticus: 3 (Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)
Fritzler: 2 (jeep, Quagmire)
Thesp: 2 (Dirge, MeMe)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)

Mod Note:

Deadline probably coming tomorrow. Prods and replacements later today.

[mith]

Mod Note:

ibaesha, jeep, kristocker, and mlaker have been prodded.

PMs have been sent to the top 3 on the replacement list, first to respond will replace Maverick.

[mith]

Mod Note:

olio replaces Maverick.

Deadline:

72 hours from this post. Once again, can be extended an additional 72 hours if a third of the players PM me.

[mith]

Vote Count:

9 to lynch.

Atticus: 3 (Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 3 (Atticus, Dirge, MeMe)
Fritzler: 2 (jeep, Quagmire)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)

Deadline:

Approximately 48 hours from this post unless extended.

[mith]

Mod Note:

The deadline has been extended an additional 72 hours.

Deadline:

Approximately 90 hours from this post.

[mith]

Vote Count:

9 to lynch.

PookyTheMagicalBear: 4 (Atticus, Dirge, MeMe, olio)
Atticus: 3 (Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)
Fritzler: 2 (jeep, Quagmire)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)

Deadline:

Approximately 68 hours from this post.

[mith]

Deadline:

Approximately 27 hours from this post (a little added time because I won't be here tomorrow morning). No change in the voting since the last count.

[mith]

Final Vote Count:

9 to lynch.

PookyTheMagicalBear: 6 (Atticus, Dirge, Fishbulb, MeMe, Mr_Gnome_It_All, olio)
Atticus: 3 (Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)
Fritzler: 2 (jeep, Quagmire)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)

[mith]

Scene 6 - July 24, 11:37 PM

The Mod watches tapping his foot impatiently and looking at his glancing at his watch regularly. Finally, he speaks.

"I'm going to bed. You'll just have to wait until tomorrow."

The group shrugs, and everyone simultaneously falls asleep on the spot.

****

No one is lynched.

It is Night. Deadline for Night is 96 hours from this post.

Mod Note:

Extra day added in case of jetlag.

[mith]

Mod Note:

I forgot how inconvenient it is not having the internet at home. Night extended another 24 hours from this post.

[mith]

Scene 7 - July 25, 1:27 PM

Night seems to last longer than it should.

It doesn't really. The slackers at MeMeMeet just overslept badly.

Nothing to do with the Mod sneaking off to Waffle House for breakfast and forgetting to wake everyone up.

Really.

Oh, yeah, and two more people are dead. One didn't Gnome enough to prevent it, and the other won't be attending soccer practice any longer.

But that's ok, they were killers anyway.

****

kristocker, playing Quagmire (spork's Dad, Mafia) and MeMe, playing Mr_Gnome_It_All (+1, Zombie) are dead. It is Day 3, 8 to...?

[mith]

Game 3 - Secret Tijuana Deathmatch

Lynching isn't as exciting as it used to be; especially when it doesn't even happen. And nothing spices things up like fights to the death in Mexico.

Day will proceed in two stages. The first will last until someone reaches 8 votes, or 168 hours, whichever comes first. At the end of the first stage, if no one has at least 3 votes, or there is a three-or-more-way tie for the most votes, no one will die today. Otherwise, whoever has the most votes will be chosen as a fighter. If there is a two-way tie, both will fight. If there is a single vote leader, that player will choose an opponent from among those voting for that player or not voting at all.

Once the combatants are chosen, their secret wrestling identities will be revealed. Each player will receive 2 tiles (5 for the combatants) which may be used to affect the outcome of the fight. The fight will end when no tiles have been played for 48 hours, no tiles can be played which will change the outcome, or someone plays a tile which stops the fight and no one cancels this action within 24 hours.

The loser of the fight will be deemed condemned by God, fate, or whatever other higher power you want to insert here, and have his battered and broken body dragged off by the non-fighters to be lynched.

In the case of a tie, the crowd will riot, but both fighters will escape without further injury.

MeMeMeet Points

The winner of the fight will get to pick a prize: either the Big Gold Belt, or 7 MeMeMeet Points.

[mith]

Game 4 - Texas Hold'em

What? Two games? At the same time? How will we cope?

Still, more opportunity for MeMeMeet Points!

Texas Hold'em Rules - Much of this has no bearing on this game, but if you are unfamiliar with poker hands, hold card ranks, and some of the terms, look here.

Each player will start with 10 chips. This game will last three rounds.

Each round, you will receive your hole cards by PM. Each player with chips remaining will ante 1 chip (see below). You then have 48 hours (72 hours for round 1, I'll be on a train) to decide (by PM) whether you want to fold, or bet. You may bet any whole number of chips up to all of your chips.

Once the bets are in, several pots will be formed:

Each player will put 1 chip in each pot (Pot 1, Pot 2, etc.) until their bet is exhausted.

Half the ante (round down) will go in Pot 1. The other half of the ante (round up) will go in the highest numbered pot that a player has put a chip in. Note that this means if you bet more than everyone else, you will at least win half the ante, even if you lose all the other pots.

Once the pots are determined, the community cards will be dealt, and the winner of each pot will be whichever player with a chip in that pot can make the best five card poker hand from the two hold cards and five community cards.

MeMeMeet Points

Each Player will received 1 point for each other Player beaten, plus 2 points for the excitement of having gambled.

[mith]

Just forgot to update that post, sorry.

[mith]

Vote Count:

8 to choose a fighter.

Atticus: 1 (Thesp)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)
Quagmire: 1 (olio)

Deadline:

For choosing a fighter, approximately 97 hours. For hold'em hand 1, approximately 1 hour.

[mith]

Game 4: Texas Hold'em - Hand 1

Hands and Bets:

Atticus: Td, 9c (Bet 9)
Dirge: (Fold)
Fishbulb: 9s, Th (Bet 1)
Fritzler: (Fold)
ibaesha: 9d, Ks (Bet 4)
jeep: (Fold)
Mastermind of Sin: (Fold)
mlaker: (Fold)
Mr_Gnome_It_All: Ah, Qh (Bet 5)
olio: 5c, Ac (Bet 3)
PookyTheMagicalBear: (Fold)
Quagmire: (Fold)
spork76: (Fold)
Thesp: 6h, Kh (Bet 1)

Chip Count After Bets and Ante:

Atticus: 0
Dirge: 9
Fishbulb: 8
Fritzler: 9
ibaesha: 5
jeep: 9
Mastermind of Sin: 9
mlaker: 9
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 4
olio: 6
PookyTheMagicalBear: 9
Quagmire: 9
spork76: 9
Thesp: 8

Pots:

Pot 1: 13 (Atticus, Fishbulb, ibaesha, Mr_Gnome_It_All, olio, Thesp, 7 Ante)
Pot 2-3: 8 (Atticus, ibaesha, Mr_Gnome_It_All, olio)
Pot 4: 3 (Atticus, ibaesha, Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Pot 5: 2 (Atticus, Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Pot 6-9: 11 (Atticus, 7 Ante)

Board:

Js, 7h, Jd, Jh, 2c

Atticus: Three Jacks, 10-9 Kicker
Fishbulb: Three Jacks, 10-9 Kicker
ibaesha: Three Jacks, K-9 Kicker
Mr_Gnome_It_All: Three Jacks, A-Q Kicker
olio: Three Jacks, A-7 Kicker
Thesp: Three Jacks, K-7 Kicker

Mr_Gnome_It_All wins Pots 1-5, Atticus wins Pots 6-9.

Chip Count:

Atticus: 11
Dirge: 9
Fishbulb: 8
Fritzler: 9
ibaesha: 5
jeep: 9
Mastermind of Sin: 9
mlaker: 9
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 30
olio: 6
PookyTheMagicalBear: 9
Quagmire: 9
spork76: 9
Thesp: 8

Mod Note:

Hand 2 going out shortly, deadline is 48 hours.

[mith]

Vote Count:

8 to choose a fighter, 3 minimum at deadline.

Atticus: 2 (ibaesha, Thesp)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 1 (Dirge)
Quagmire: 1 (olio)

Deadline:

For choosing a fighter, approximately 49 hours. For hold'em hand 2, approximately 1 hour.

[mith]

Game 4: Texas Hold'em - Hand 2

Hands and Bets:

Atticus: Qc, As (Bet 10)
Dirge: 9d, Ah (Bet 5)
Fishbulb: Ks, 7s (Bet 1)
Fritzler: (Fold)
ibaesha: (Fold)
jeep: Jd, 9c (Bet 3)
Mastermind of Sin: (Fold)
mlaker: (Fold)
Mr_Gnome_It_All: (Fold)
olio: (Fold)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 6s, 6d (Bet 8)
Quagmire: Tc, Td (Bet 6)
spork76: (Fold)
Thesp: 2s, 7h (Bet 1)

Chip Count After Bets and Ante:

Atticus: 0
Dirge: 3
Fishbulb: 6
Fritzler: 8
ibaesha: 4
jeep: 5
Mastermind of Sin: 8
mlaker: 8
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 29
olio: 5
PookyTheMagicalBear: 0
Quagmire: 2
spork76: 8
Thesp: 6

Pots:

Pot 1: 14 (Atticus, Dirge, Fishbulb, jeep, PookyTheMagicalBear, Quagmire, Thesp, 7 Ante)
Pot 2-3: 10 (Atticus, Dirge, jeep, PookyTheMagicalBear, Quagmire)
Pot 4-5: 8 (Atticus, Dirge, PookyTheMagicalBear, Quagmire)
Pot 6: 3 (Atticus, PookyTheMagicalBear, Quagmire)
Pot 7-8: 4 (Atticus, PookyTheMagicalBear)
Pot 9-10: 9 (Atticus, 7 Ante)

Board:

8s, 9h, Qs, Ts, 3d

Atticus: Pair of Queens
Dirge: Pair of Nines
Fishbulb: King High
jeep: Eight to Queen Straight
PookyTheMagicalBear: Pair of Sixes
Quagmire: Three Tens
Thesp: Queen High

jeep wins Pots 1-3, Quagmire wins Pots 4-6, Atticus wins Pots 7-10.

Chip Count:

Atticus: 13
Dirge: 3
Fishbulb: 6
Fritzler: 8
ibaesha: 4
jeep: 29
Mastermind of Sin: 8
mlaker: 8
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 29
olio: 5
PookyTheMagicalBear: 0
Quagmire: 13
spork76: 8
Thesp: 6

Mod Note:

Hand 3 going out shortly, deadline is 48 hours.

[mith]

Vote Count:

8 to choose a fighter, 3 minimum at deadline.

Atticus: 3 (Atticus, ibaesha, Thesp)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
MeMe: 1 (Dirge)
Quagmire: 1 (olio)

Deadline:

Approximately 22 hours, for both choosing a fighter and hold'em hand 3.

[mith]

Vote Count:

8 to choose a fighter, 3 minimum at deadline.

Atticus: 3 (Atticus, ibaesha, Thesp)
MeMe: 2 (Dirge, Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Dirge: 1 (Mastermind of Sin)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
Quagmire: 1 (olio)

Deadline:

Approximately 18 hours, for both choosing a fighter and hold'em hand 3.

[mith]

Vote Count:

8 to choose a fighter, 3 minimum at deadline.

Atticus: 4 (Atticus, Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)
MeMe: 3 (Dirge, Fishbulb, Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
Quagmire: 1 (olio)

Deadline:

Approximately 30 minutes, for both choosing a fighter and hold'em hand 3.

[mith]

Game 4: Texas Hold'em - Hand 3 and Results

Hands and Bets:

Atticus: 3d, Td (Bet 12)
Dirge: 4h, Ac (Bet 1)
Fishbulb: (Fold)
Fritzler: 9c, Tc (Bet 7)
ibaesha: Ks, Ah (Bet 3)
jeep: (Fold)
Mastermind of Sin: (Fold)
mlaker: (Fold)
Mr_Gnome_It_All: Jc, 6d (Bet 3)
olio: Kh, 4d (Bet 4)
Quagmire: (Fold)
spork76: (Fold)
Thesp: 9h, 2c (Bet 1)

Chip Count After Bets and Ante:

Atticus: 0
Dirge: 1
Fishbulb: 5
Fritzler: 0
ibaesha: 0
jeep: 28
Mastermind of Sin: 7
mlaker: 7
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 25
olio: 0
PookyTheMagicalBear: 0
Quagmire: 12
spork76: 7
Thesp: 4

Pots:

Pot 1: 13 (Atticus, Dirge, Fritzler, ibaesha, Mr_Gnome_It_All, olio, Thesp, 6 Ante)
Pot 2-3: 10 (Atticus, Fritzler, ibaesha, Mr_Gnome_It_All, olio)
Pot 4: 3 (Atticus, Fritzler, olio)
Pot 5-7: 6 (Atticus, Fritzler)
Pot 8-12: 12 (Atticus, 7 Ante)

Board:

4c, Jd, 7s, 7c, 9d

Atticus: Pair of Sevens, Jack Kicker
Dirge: Two Pair, Sevens and Fours, Ace Kicker
Fritzler: Two Pair, Nines and Sevens, Jack Kicker
ibaesha: Pair of Sevens, Ace Kicker
Mr_Gnome_It_All: Two Pair, Jacks and Sevens
olio: Two Pair, Sevens and Fours, King Kicker
Thesp: Two Pair, Nines and Sevens, Jack Kicker

Mr_Gnome_It_All wins Pots 1-3, Fritzler wins Pots 4-7, Atticus wins Pots 8-12.

Final Chip Count:

Atticus: 12
Dirge: 1
Fishbulb: 5
Fritzler: 9
ibaesha: 0
jeep: 28
Mastermind of Sin: 7
mlaker: 7
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 48
olio: 0
PookyTheMagicalBear: 0
Quagmire: 12
spork76: 7
Thesp: 4

MeMeMeet Points:

Mr_Gnome_It_All: 15
jeep: 14
Atticus, Quagmire: 12
Fritzler: 11
Fishbulb: 7
Mastermind of Sin, mlaker, spork76, Thesp: 6
Dirge: 5
ibaesha, olio, PookyTheMagicalBear: 2

Total:

Fritzler: 39
Atticus: 38
Fishbulb: 36
Quagmire: 30
kristocker: 29
jeep: 28
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 23
PookyTheMagicalBear: 21
mlaker: 20
Dirge: 19
Mastermind of Sin: 18
Thesp: 16
Yoko Kurama: 10
ibaesha, MeMe, Yosarian2: 8
spork76: 6
Fletcher, olio: 2

[mith]

Final Vote Count:

8 to choose a fighter, 3 minimum at deadline.

Atticus: 4 (Atticus, Fritzler, ibaesha, Thesp)

MeMe: 3 (Dirge, Fishbulb, Mr_Gnome_It_All)
Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
Quagmire: 1 (olio)

[mith]

Mod Note:

Atticus has been selected as a combatant. He may now challenge one of the following players:

Fritzler, ibaesha, jeep, Mastermind of Sin, mlaker, PookyTheMagicalBear, spork76, Thesp

Atticus, please make your decision within the next 48 hours. Once you have made a decision, post

Challenge: Player

in the thread. The fight will begin 48 hours from this post; full details will be posted at that time. In the meantime, you can attempt to influence Atticus's decision, discuss which combatant you are "for" once he has chosen.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Computer upstairs is being a bit funny. Might take me a bit longer to update, but I'll get it up this afternoon sometime.

[mith]

Game 3 - Secret Tijuana Deathmatch - The Fight

Stats:

Each fighter has 3 stats: Hit, Trix, Blok. In order to determine who is winning (or who wins when at the end of the fight), the stats are compared as they line up on the cards: Hit-Blok, Trix-Trix, Blok-Hit. For each comparison, the higher number wins, and whichever fighter wins more of these comparisons is winning the fight. If there is a tie for number of comparisons, the sum of the stats will be used as a tiebreaker. If there is still a tie, it remains a tie (if this is the case at the end of the fight, neither wins the purse, and neither is lynched).

Changing the Outcome:

Each player will receive a number of tiles; the fighters will receive 5 tiles and the other players will receive 2 tiles. These tiles may be played to affect the outcome of the fight. Anyone may play as many tiles as they like at any time during the fight (though once you are out of tiles, you're out, and can only affect the result by convincing others to help out).

Tiles:

80 Number Tiles: These range from 1 to 12 and can be played on top of any combat stat (on either fighter) that does not have a tile on it already. The tile's number replaces the one of the card. To play a number tile, post like: "

Play: 4 on The Mighty E's Blox

". (There are 10 each of 1-4 tiles, 7 each of 5-6 tiles, 6 of 7 tiles, 5 each of 8-10 tiles, 3 of 11 tiles, 2 of 12 tiles.)

40 Swearing Tiles: These are erasers. They can remove a number tile from either side. To play a swearing tile, post like: "

Remove: 3 from El Ocho's Hit

". They can also be used to "erase" a junk or lips tile (see below).

5 Computer Tiles ("System Error"): The computer tile allows you to rearrange all the number tiles on the fighters. (Rearrange, not discard.) To play a computer tile, post like: "

Rearrange: 7 on Angela Skye's Blox, 2 on Angela Skye's Trix, 9 on El Cheapo's Hit

".

5 Money Tiles ("Points!"): The money tile gains whoever plays it 1 MeMeMeet Point, but also adds 2 MeMeMeet Points to the purse for the fight. For example, if two money tiles are played, the winner of the fight will receive 4 MeMeMeet Points as well as his/her choice of the Big Gold Belt or 6 more MeMeMeet Points. To play a money tile, post:

Money Tile!

5 Lips Tiles ("Kiss of Death!"): The lips tile stops the fight immediately; whoever is winning when it is played will win the fight, unless someone plays a swearing tile within 24 hours (in which case the fight will resume as before). To play a lips tile, post:

Kiss of Death!

5 Junk Tiles ("Supplies!"): The junk tile stops the fight immediately; whoever is winning when it is played will win the fight, unless someone plays a swearing tile within 24 hours (in which case the fight will resume as before). To play a lips tile, post:

Supplies!

Ending the Fight:

The fight will end whenever one of the following occurs:

1. No tiles have been played for 48 hours.
2. No tile is left to be played which can change the outcome.
3. Someone plays a lips or junk tile and no one erases it within 24 hours.
4. The fight has lasted two weeks.

[mith]

Atticus vs. mlaker:

Current Status.

Atticus is fighting as El Blind Monkeyo.
mlaker is fighting as Señor Roboto.



Señor Roboto's 8 Blok beats El Blind Monkeyo's 6 Hit.
El Blind Monkeyo's 9 Trix beats Señor Roboto's 7 Trix.
Señor Roboto's 8 Hit beats El Blind Monkeyo's 3 Blok.

Señor Roboto is winning the fight!

Mod Note:

Tiles going out now.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Looking for replacements for spork76 and jeep now. Will see if anyone needs prodding later.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Anonymities replaces spork76.

[mith]

Mod Note:

No change in status of fight. Remember, if no tiles are played in the next 24(ish) hours, the fight will end.

[mith]

Atticus vs. mlaker:

Current Status.

Atticus is fighting as El Blind Monkeyo.
mlaker is fighting as Señor Roboto.



Señor Roboto's 8 Blok beats El Blind Monkeyo's 3 Hit.
El Blind Monkeyo's 9 Trix beats Señor Roboto's 7 Trix.
Señor Roboto's 3 Hit ties El Blind Monkeyo's 3 Blok.

Señor Roboto's 18 Total beats El Blind Monkeyo's 15 Total.

Señor Roboto is winning the fight!

Played Tiles:

olio - Money Tile
Quagmire - 3
Atticus - 3

Mod Note:

Please post in bold if you want to use a tile, so I can be certain you are playing it rather than just talking about playing it.

[mith]

Atticus vs. mlaker:

Current Status.

Atticus is fighting as El Blind Monkeyo.
mlaker is fighting as Señor Roboto.



Señor Roboto's 8 Blok beats El Blind Monkeyo's 4 Hit.
El Blind Monkeyo's 9 Trix beats Señor Roboto's 7 Trix.
Señor Roboto's 3 Hit ties El Blind Monkeyo's 3 Blok.

Señor Roboto's 18 Total beats El Blind Monkeyo's 16 Total.

Señor Roboto is winning the fight!

Played Tiles:

olio - Money Tile
Quagmire - 3
Atticus - 3
Mr_Gnome_It_All - Swearing
Mastermind of Sin - 4

[mith]

Atticus vs. mlaker:

Current Status.

Atticus is fighting as El Blind Monkeyo.
mlaker is fighting as Señor Roboto.



Señor Roboto's 8 Blok beats El Blind Monkeyo's 4 Hit.
El Blind Monkeyo's 7 Trix ties Señor Roboto's 7 Trix.
Señor Roboto's 3 Hit ties El Blind Monkeyo's 3 Blok.

Señor Roboto is winning the fight!

Played Tiles:

olio - Money Tile
Quagmire - 3
Atticus - 3
Mr_Gnome_It_All - Swearing
Mastermind of Sin - 4
mlaker - 7

Mod Note:

Señor Roboto's Hit already has a tile on it, so a new one can not be played unless it is erased.

[mith]

Mod Note:

PookyTheMagicalBear has been prodded. Still looking for a jeep replacement.

[mith]

Mod Note

: No change in status of fight. Remember, if no tiles are played in the next 12.5 hours (approximately), the fight will end.

[mith]

Atticus vs. mlaker:

Current Status.

Atticus is fighting as El Blind Monkeyo.
mlaker is fighting as Señor Roboto.



El Blind Monkeyo's 4 Hit beats Señor Roboto's 2 Blok.
El Blind Monkeyo's 7 Trix ties Señor Roboto's 7 Trix.
Señor Roboto's 3 Hit ties El Blind Monkeyo's 3 Blok.

El Blind Monkeyo is winning the fight!

Played Tiles:

olio - Money Tile
Quagmire - 3
Atticus - 3
Mr_Gnome_It_All - Swearing
Mastermind of Sin - 4
mlaker - 7
mlaker - 2

Mod Note:

Señor Roboto's Blok already has a tile on it, so a new one can not be played unless it is erased.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Image corrected above (forgot to change url).

[mith]

Mod Note:

Anonymities, ibaesha, and Quagmire have been prodded. Still looking for a replacement for jeep.

[mith]

Atticus vs. mlaker:

Current Status.

Atticus is fighting as El Blind Monkeyo.
mlaker is fighting as Señor Roboto.



Señor Roboto's 8 Blok beats El Blind Monkeyo's 4 Hit.
El Blind Monkeyo's 7 Trix ties Señor Roboto's 7 Trix.
Señor Roboto's 3 Hit ties El Blind Monkeyo's 3 Blok.

Señor Roboto is winning the fight!

Played Tiles:

olio - Money Tile
Quagmire - 3
Atticus - 3
Mr_Gnome_It_All - Swearing
Mastermind of Sin - 4
mlaker - 7
mlaker - 2
Mastermind of Sin - Swearing

Mod Note:

The fight ends by time limit in one week, if it hasn't ended for another reason by then.

[mith]

Atticus vs. mlaker:

Current Status.

Atticus is fighting as El Blind Monkeyo.
mlaker is fighting as Señor Roboto.



Señor Roboto's 8 Blok beats El Blind Monkeyo's 4 Hit.
El Blind Monkeyo's 7 Trix ties Señor Roboto's 7 Trix.
El Blind Monkeyo's 7 Blok beats Señor Roboto's 3 Hit.

Señor Roboto's 18 Total ties El Blind Monkeyo's 18 Total.

It's a tie!

Played Tiles:

olio - Money Tile
Quagmire - 3
Atticus - 3
Mr_Gnome_It_All - Swearing
Mastermind of Sin - 4
mlaker - 7
mlaker - 2
Mastermind of Sin - Swearing
ibaesha - 7

Mod Note:

The fight will end in approximately 19 hours if no one plays another tile.

[mith]

Game 3 - Secret Tijuana Deathmatch - Results

Señor Roboto's 8 Blok beats El Blind Monkeyo's 4 Hit.
El Blind Monkeyo's 7 Trix ties Señor Roboto's 7 Trix.
El Blind Monkeyo's 7 Blok beats Señor Roboto's 3 Hit.

Señor Roboto's 18 Total ties El Blind Monkeyo's 18 Total.

It's a tie!

Played Tiles:

olio - Money Tile
Quagmire - 3
Atticus - 3
Mr_Gnome_It_All - Swearing
Mastermind of Sin - 4
mlaker - 7
mlaker - 2
Mastermind of Sin - Swearing
ibaesha - 7

MeMeMeet Points:

olio: 1

Total:

Fritzler: 39
Atticus: 38
Fishbulb: 36
Quagmire: 30
kristocker: 29
jeep: 28
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 23
PookyTheMagicalBear: 21
mlaker: 20
Dirge: 19
Mastermind of Sin: 18
Thesp: 16
Yoko Kurama: 10
ibaesha, MeMe, Yosarian2: 8
spork76: 6
olio: 3
Fletcher: 2

[mith]

Scene 8

(to be added)

No one has been lynched. It is Night 3. Deadline is 72 hours from this post.

[mith]

Mod Note:

MrBuddyLee replaces jeep.

[mith]

Scene 9 - July 26, 11:56 AM

Everyone wakes up slowly... well, at least everyone that wakes up at all. There are confused expressions all around. The smell of tequilla lingers in the air, and there is the odd sense that the room was mysteriously transported to Tijuana and back. No one seems to remember what actually happened last night, though. It's as if everyone had some sort of temporary memory loss.

Oh well. It'll come back eventually. Probably just the tequilla.

There are two more dead. Pooky lies ripped in half, much like Atticus, revealing another giant green card. The other dead body, hidden under a +1 mask, is more familiar... wasn't he one of those comedy guys?

****

Mastermind of Sin, playing PookyTheMagicalBear (Blank Green Card) and Thesp, playing +1 (Jeff Jenkins, Jester) are dead. It is Day 4, 7 to lynch.

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill

Without warning, the house begins to shake. It feels like an earthquake... but an earthquake this big? In Missouri?

The motion finally stops, and some of the attendees rush outside. The rest of the neighborhood seems completely undisturbed, except that everything is farther away and lower than it should be. The house now sits alone on a hill... and dark clouds are gathering.

These are not good omens.

The Haunt has begun!

From now until the end of the game or the Haunt (whichever comes first), you may attempt to stop the Traitor. You do this by attacking the Traitor with the correct item. Once every 48 hours, you may attempt to attack another player with an item. For example:

I attack mith with schizophrenia.

Periodically, the results of these attacks will be revealed.

[mith]

Game 6: Prisoner's Dilemma - Battle for the Couch

Sleeping arrangements haven't been an issue thus far. You keep falling asleep against your will under strange circumstances.

Still, it might be time to stake your claim on a better couch. And if it comes to a fight to the death? That's just fine by you.

This game consists of two rounds. In each round, you will be paired with another player. You have 72 hours to choose (by PM) to either "Upgrade" or "Stay". Upgrading might get you a better couch (and a better couch means more MeMeMeet Points... for some unexplainable reason), but it might also get you in a fight which leaves you licking your wounds on the floor. You may discuss your choice with your partner/opponent in the thread if you wish.

Round 1 Pairings

Atticus and MrBuddyLee
Fritzler and PookyTheMagicalBear
Quagmire and ibaesha
olio and mlaker
Fishbulb and Mr_Gnome_It_All
Anonymities and Dirge

MeMeMeet Points

Unlike previous games, your points come directly from the game, not from your position in relation to everyone else.

For each round:

If both players Stay, both players receive 5 MeMeMeet Points
If both players Upgrade, both players lose 5 MeMeMeet Points (for getting in a fight).
If one player Upgrades and the other player Stays, the player who Upgrades receives 10 MeMeMeet Points while the player who Stays loses 10 MeMeMeet Points (for being a chicken).

[mith]

Mod Note:

In the event someone doesn't send a choice for Prisoner's Dilemma, it will be assumed that they Stay.

[mith]

You can attack with whatever you like.

[mith]

Vote Count:

7 to lynch.

(none)

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

Mr_Gnome_It_All hurls a Spear at Quagmire with all his might. It pierces his skull, partially lobotomizing him. (Quagmire loses one Sanity point.)

mlaker uses his chemistry knowledge to throw dry ice on olio's feet. That'll slow him down a bit... (olio loses one Speed point.)

ibaesha challenges Fritzler's sanity with a bout of PMS. Fritzler is too much of a man to be harmed by that, though. (No effect.)

MrBuddyLee sends a quark at Quagmire, travelling nearly at the speed of light. It doesn't hurt him, though. It's just a quark. In fact, it makes him stronger. (Quagmire gains one Might point.)

Atticus quickly bashes mlaker over the head with the candlestick. mlaker may have trouble remembering where he put the dry ice tomorrow. (mlaker loses one Knowledge point.)

PookyTheMagicalBear uses THE HAND OF ULTIMATE DEATH on Atticus. Unfortunately, all he manages to do is teach Atticus how to avoid THE HAND OF ULTIMATE DEATH. (Atticus gains one Knowledge point.)

olio strikes mlaker with a frying pan, another mighty blow. mlaker's brain takes another beating. (mlaker loses one Knowledge point.)

Anonymities catches olio distracted, and soon olio is tied to a chair in front of an old black and white tv that runs the same shows over and over again. olio doesn't go insane, but the chair certainly restricts his movement. (olio loses one Speed point.)

Fishbulb throws a bag full of pennies at MrBuddyLee. MrBuddyLee buys some running shoes. (MrBuddyLee gains one Speed point.)

Fritzler challenges olio to AN ICE CREAM BURGER eating competition. Mmm. Ice cream burger. (No effect.)

The Traitor strikes! (mlaker loses one Knowledge point.)

The Traitor strikes! (MrBuddyLee loses one Might point.)

[mith]

Vote Count:

7 to lynch.

Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)

Deadline:

Approximately 28.5 hours for Prisoner's Dilemma Round 1.

[mith]

olio, yes.

Anonymities, you must wait 48 hours between attacks.

[mith]

Vote Count:

7 to lynch.

Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)

Deadline:

For Round 1 of Prisoner's Dilemma is approximately 4 hours from this post.

[mith]

Game 6: Prisoner's Dilemma - Round 1

Atticus Stays, MrBuddyLee Stays
Fritzler Stays, PookyTheMagicalBear Stays
Quagmire Upgrades, ibaesha Stays
olio Upgrades, mlaker Upgrades
Fishbulb Stays, Mr_Gnome_It_All Stays
Anonymities Stays, Dirge Stays

Round 2 Pairings

Anonymities and Atticus
Quagmire and PookyTheMagicalBear
Dirge and Mr_Gnome_It_All
olio and mlaker
ibaesha and MrBuddyLee
Fritzler and Fishbulb

Mod Note:

Updated MeMeMeet Points in reply 2. Deadline for Round 2 is 72 hours from this post.

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

Atticus gives Dirge Books too complicated to read. Not only does Dirge not learn anything from them, but carrying them around slows him quite a lot. (Dirge loses one Speed point.)

Quagmire points at Anonymities and throws his head back and unleashes CREEPY LAUGHTER AND GIGGLING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BAD. It just cheers Anonymities up. (Anonymities gains one Speed point.)

Dirge approaches the lane with Fred Flintstone-esque form and rolls a bowling ball beautifully for a strike. The crushing defeat leaves Fritzler a bit crazy. (Fritzler loses one Sanity point.)

ibaesha passes of a 2 year old's temper tantrum to Quagmire. Eventually he gives in and carries the child, which calms the tantrum but slows Quagmire. (Quagmire loses one Speed point.)

mlaker makes some acrobatic attacks with a lightsaber, but Mr_Gnome_It_All blocks easily, and gains a deeper insight into the Force. (Mr_Gnome_It_All gains one Knowledge point.)

Fritzler unexpectedly sends THE SPANISH INQUISITION after Quagmire. After some hideous cushion torture, Quagmire doesn't know how many lights there are. (Quagmire loses one Knowledge point.)

Mr_Gnome_It_All sends forth an Animated Lawn Gnome as his champion against the mighty Fritzler. In a fierce battle, Fritzler is wounded. (Fritzler loses one Might point.)

PookyTheMagicalBear assaults Mr_Gnome_It_All with a sense of humor. He needs to work on his timing. (Mr_Gnome_It_All loses one Speed point.)

Anonymities uselessly attacks Quagmire by sicking a rabid purple hippopotomaus on him. (No effect.)

olio invites mlaker to take a seat on the Sofa. It is very comfortable, and mlaker doesn't want to leave it. (mlaker loses one Speed point.)

Fishbulb calls on Jimmy Hoffa for a hit on Dirge. It just gives Dirge knowledge of Jimmy Hoffa's whereabouts. (Dirge gains one Knowledge point.)

The Traitor strikes! (Fishbulb loses one Knowledge point.)

Deadline:

For Prisoner's Dilemma Round 2 is approximately 27 hours from this post.

[mith]

Vote Count:

7 to lynch.

Fritzler: 1 (Quagmire)
olio: 1 (Dirge)

Deadline:

For Round 2 of Prisoner's Dilemma is approximately 7.5 hours from this post.

[mith]

Game 6: Prisoner's Dilemma - Round 2

Anonymities Stays, Atticus Stays
Quagmire Stays, PookyTheMagicalBear Upgrades
Dirge Stays, Mr_Gnome_It_All Stays
olio Upgrades, mlaker Upgrades
ibaesha Stays, MrBuddyLee Stays
Fritzler Stays, Fishbulb Upgrades

MeMeMeet Points:

Fishbulb, MrBuddyLee, PookyTheMagicalBear: 15
Anonymities, Atticus, Dirge, Mr_Gnome_It_All: 10
Quagmire: 0
Fritzler: -5
mlaker, olio: -10
ibaesha: -20

Total:

Fishbulb: 51
Atticus: 48
MrBuddyLee: 43
PookyTheMagicalBear: 36
Fritzler: 34
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 33
Quagmire: 30
Dirge, kristocker: 29
Mastermind of Sin: 18
Anonymities, Thesp: 16
mlaker, Yoko Kurama: 10
MeMe, Yosarian2: 8
Fletcher: 2
olio: -7
ibaesha: -12

[mith]

Mod Note:

I have no internet at home this weekend (but hopefully *just* for this weekend), so attack resolution for Game 5 will be delayed. Feel free to keep attacking once your 48 hours have passed, though.

Quag, I only received a PM from you round 1.

ibae, that's a typo, MBL Upgraded.

[mith]

Quag, yes, and Round 2 started October 3rd (reply 653).

[mith]

Vote Count:

7 to lynch.

Fishbulb: 4 (Atticus, Fritzler, ibaesha, PookyTheMagicalBear)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 1 (Quagmire)

[mith]

Final Vote Count:

7 to lynch.

Fishbulb: 7 (Anonymities, Atticus, Fritzler, ibaesha, mlaker, olio, PookyTheMagicalBear)

PookyTheMagicalBear: 2 (Fishbulb, Quagmire)

Mod Note:

Still no internet at home, so death scene/etc. will have to wait until tomorrow.

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

Atticus totally fails to attack "mith-mod", as "mith-mod" does not exist. (No effect.)

MrBuddyLee sends an OSU Buckeyes mascot to PookyTheMagicalBear, but just manages to teach Pooky how to be a winner. (PookyTheMagicalBear gains one Might point.)

Fritzler assaults Fishbulb with A JOHN WILX BOOTH. The result is obvious. (Fishbulb loses one Sanity point.)

olio plays some music by Richard Cheese, but mlaker just enjoys it. (mlaker gains one Speed point.)

The Traitor strikes! (mlaker loses one Speed point.)

[mith]

Scene 10 - July 26, 8:13 PM

The room is shaking. Reality seems to be coming apart. There were sheep jumping over a fence a moment ago, but now they seem to be jumping into a black maw of nothingness. What's going on? And what's that noise?

"Hey! Mod! Wake up!"

The Mod finally opens his eyes. Ah. Must've dozed off.

"We've got 7 votes. Can you get on with lynching kristocker?"

"What? Already? Oh. Ok."

There is a flash, and the kristocker mask falls away to reveal...

****

Fishbulb, playing kristocker (MoS's Mom, Mafia) is dead. It is Night 4, deadline is 72 hours from this post.

[mith]

Scene 11 - July 27, 9:34 AM

As the remaining inhabitants of the house (now on a hill) wake, they notice that Dirge has already been up. He's sitting at the kitchen table, holding a reddish beverage.

Dirge waking early in his own house to have a drink wouldn't be particularly noteworthy on its own.

Even just someone wearing a convincing Dirge mask doing the same wouldn't be too peculiar. Aside from the mask, of course.

This scene, however, is strange for two reasons:

One, there is a stake protruding from his chest.

Two, the beverage is blood.

****

mlaker, playing Dirge (Dracula) is dead. It is Day 5, 6 to lynch...?

Mod Note:

Today's games will be delayed (approximately 24 hours, hopefully) due to internet issues on my end. As one of the games will change the way today's lynch works, votes will not be officially counted until the rules of that game are posted.

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

The Traitor strikes! (PookyTheMagicalBear gains one Speed point.)

[mith]

Game 7: I'm the Boss!

...and you're not so big.

Each player will be assigned a character from one of six families. Additionally, a Boss will be randomly picked to start with.

Each player will also be given 5 cards.

Players may vote for as many other players as they like at any time; votes indicate a willingness to go along with a "deal" to lynch that player. In order for a lynch to occur, a player must have votes from someone representing each of the six families; once this happens, the Boss may choose to declare a deal (by posting

Deal: Lynch XXXX

). Once the deal is declared, the player is lynched immediately and Day ends (however, a deal cannot be declared until Game 8 has ended, by Gameplay Rule 2).

During the game, players may play cards to modify various family influences. The cards are:

Boss Card - This card may be played by stating "

I'm the Boss!

". Whoever plays it immediately becomes the new Boss.

Character Card - This card may be played by stating "

Influence: XXXX

". This allows your vote to represent an additional family (it does not replace whatever other character cards you might be influencing; you may represent multiple families, and families may be represented by multiple players).

Travel Card - This card may be played on a character by stating "

XXXX - Take a Vacation!

". The character is removed and the player who controlled that character loses his/her influence on that character's family (unless they have another character from the same family).

Recruitment Card - This card may be played on a character by stating "

Recruit XXXX

". The character is now controlled by the recruiter.

Stop Card - This card may be played on another non-character card by stating "

Stop: XXXX

". The effects of the card are immediately cancelled. Only the most recent Boss card can be cancelled (with the previous Boss being restored to the position). Likewise, if a character has been recruited multiple times, only the most recent recruitment can be cancelled. (Unlike the actual game, a stop card

can

stop another stop card here.)

Starting Characters:

Anonymities (Boss) - George Goldman
Atticus - Carl Cashman
Dirge - Deborah Dougherty
Fritzler - Samuel Sacks
ibaesha - Catherine Cashman
Mr_Gnome_It_All - Daniel Dougherty
MrBuddyLee - Gina Goldman
olio - Lawrence Liebgeld
PookyTheMagicalBear - William Wadsworth
Quagmire - Susannah Sacks

Only votes posted after this post will be counted. However, as an example, this is what the vote count would look like given the previous votes:

Vote Count: Current Boss - Anonymities

Quagmire: CL (ibaesha, olio)
PookyTheMagicalBear: S (Quagmire)

Mod Note:

Hopefully that isn't too confusing, but if you have any questions, please ask. Cards will be going out shortly (hopefully in the next few minutes, but by this evening at the latest).

[mith]

Game 8: 52 Card Pickup

Whee! Points!

You may pick up a card by posting the card's name in bold. For example:

Ace of Clubs

. Only cards found in a standard 52 card deck count (no jokers). In order for a pickup to count:

The card must not have been successfully picked up already.

Two other players must have posted since your last successful pickup, or three hours must have passed (whichever happens first).

The game ends when all card have been claimed, or 96 hours passes, whichever happens first.

MeMeMeet Points

Each Player will receive 1 point for each other Player beaten, plus 4 points for helping pick up the cards.

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

Quagmire: CS (Fritzler, ibaesha)

Mod Note:

No way I can sort through all the pickups in 3 minutes... it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

[mith]

Right, we're back. Looks like we've lost the end of the 52 card pickup (as well as some haunt attacks?); I'll get that back up ASAP. Otherwise... on with the game.

[mith]

Game 8: 52 Card Pickup - Results

Anonymities: 2 (Qc, Kc)
Atticus: 8 (2d, 3d, 4d, 5d, 6d, 8d, 9d, Td)
Dirge: 0
Fritzler: 10 (6s, 7s, 8s, 9h, Th, Jd, Qd, 6c, 7c, 8c)
ibaesha: 7 (4h, 5h, 6h, 7h, 8h, Qh, Kh)
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 2 (As, Ts)
MrBuddyLee: 1 (Ah)
olio: 8 (5s, Js, Qs, Jh, Ad, Ac, 9c, Jc)
PookyTheMagicalBear: 14 (2s, 3s, 4s, 9s, Ks, 2h, 3h, 7d, Kd, 2c, 3c, 4c, 5c, Tc)
Quagmire: 0

MeMeMeet Points:

PookyTheMagicalBear: 13
Fritzler: 12
Atticus, olio: 10
ibaesha: 9
Anonymities, Mr_Gnome_It_All: 7
MrBuddyLee: 6
Dirge, Quagmire: 0

Total:

Atticus: 58
Fishbulb: 51
MrBuddyLee: 49
PookyTheMagicalBear: 49
Fritzler: 46
Mr_Gnome_It_All: 40
Quagmire: 30
Dirge: 29
kristocker: 29
Anonymities: 23
Mastermind of Sin: 18
Thesp: 16
mlaker: 10
Yoko Kurama: 10
MeMe: 8
Yosarian2: 8
Fletcher: 2
olio: 3
ibaesha: -3

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

Quagmire: CLS (Fritzler, ibaesha, olio)
PookyTheMagicalBear: DS (Dirge, Quagmire)
Dirge: C (Atticus)

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

(Repost)

Atticus attacks Anonymities with a Hadouken Fireball. (Anonymities gains one Might point.)

olio attacks PookyTheMagicalBear with Tin Whistle. (PookyTheMagicalBear gains one Speed point.)

Mr_Gnome_It_All attacks Dirge with Atticus (picking him up by the ankles and swinging him around). (Dirge loses one Knowledge point.)

Fritzler attacks olio with a pipe. (olio loses one Knowledge point.)

MrBuddyLee attacks Atticus with a flying monkey. (Atticus loses one Speed point.)

PookyTheMagicalBear attacks MrBuddyLee with a spoon. (MrBuddyLee loses one Might point.)

ibaesha attacks Mr_Gnome_It_All with Magic Marker! (No effect.)

The Traitor strikes! (Anonymities gains one Knowledge point.)

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

Quagmire: CGLS (Fritzler, ibaesha, MrBuddyLee, olio)
PookyTheMagicalBear: DS (Dirge, Quagmire)
Atticus: W (PookyTheMagicalBear)
Dirge: C (Atticus)

Current Character Influence:

Anonymities (G)
Atticus (C)
Dirge (D)
Fritzler (S)
ibaesha (C)
Mr_Gnome_It_All (D)
MrBuddyLee (G)
olio (L)
PookyTheMagicalBear (W)
Quagmire (S)

Mod Note:

Just a reminder... you do all have cards you can play at any time.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Mr_Gnome_It_All has been prodded.

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

Quagmire: CGLS (Fritzler, ibaesha, MrBuddyLee, olio)
PookyTheMagicalBear: DS (Dirge, Quagmire)
Atticus: W (PookyTheMagicalBear)

Current Character Influence:

Anonymities (G)
Atticus (C)
Dirge (D)
Fritzler (S)
ibaesha (C)
Mr_Gnome_It_All (D)
MrBuddyLee (G)
olio (L)
PookyTheMagicalBear (W)
Quagmire (S)

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

Quagmire: CGLS (Fritzler, ibaesha, MrBuddyLee, olio)
Atticus: W (PookyTheMagicalBear)
ibaesha: S (Quagmire)
PookyTheMagicalBear: D (Dirge)

Current Character Influence:

Anonymities (G)
Atticus (CW)
Dirge (D)
Fritzler (S)
ibaesha (C)
Mr_Gnome_It_All (D)
MrBuddyLee (G)
olio (L)
PookyTheMagicalBear (W)
Quagmire (S)

[mith]

With the site being down and this day generally dragging, I am going to make one change to (potentially) speed things up a bit. I'll reveal what that is when I update (tomorrow sometime).

[mith]

Mod Note:

To kick start things after the downtime, and hopefully to get people playing cards, I have decided to put everyone's character cards into play. For each family you were not already influencing, you each play one character card for that family if you have one. Note that if you have more than one character for a family, you still hold it in reserve in case anyone steals one of your characters or sends them on vacation.

To give everyone time to deal with the changes, no deal may be declared until everyone has posted, or until 72 hours have passed, whichever happens first. I will be sending prods in the next day or two if anyone has not posted in that time.

The following vote count is how things now stand with the new changes. Players in blue need only the boss's approval to be lynched.

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

PookyTheMagicalBear: CDGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, Quagmire)

Quagmire: CGSW (Fritzler, ibaesha, MrBuddyLee)

Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)

Current Character Influence:

Anonymities (DGLS)
Atticus (CW)
Dirge (DGL)
Fritzler (CS)
ibaesha (CW)
Mr_Gnome_It_All (D)
MrBuddyLee (G)
olio (L)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW)
Quagmire (GS)

[mith]

Mod Note:

Thestatusquo replaces Mr_Gnome_It_All.

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

PookyTheMagicalBear: CDGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, Quagmire)

Quagmire: CGSW (Fritzler, ibaesha, MrBuddyLee)

Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)

Current Character Influence:

Anonymities (DGLS)
Atticus (CW)
Dirge (DGL)
Fritzler (CS)
ibaesha (CW)
MrBuddyLee (G)
olio (L)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW)
Quagmire (GS)
Thestatusquo (D)

Mod Note:

I'll try to get Haunt attacks updated this afternoon, though it may have to wait until the weekend. Feel free to continue attacking (after a 48 hour wait each time, of course).

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

PookyTheMagicalBear: CGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, Quagmire)

Quagmire: CGSW (Fritzler, ibaesha, MrBuddyLee)

Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)

Current Character Influence and Cards Remaining:

Anonymities (DGLS, 1)
Atticus (CW, 2)
Dirge (GL, 3)
Fritzler (CS, 4)
ibaesha (CW, 4)
MrBuddyLee (G, 5)
olio (DL, 4)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW, 2)
Quagmire (GS, 4)
Thestatusquo (D, 5)

Mod Note:

The 72 hour no-deal period has now passed.

olio, Quagmire's name is in blue because the current boss has can influence the remaining two families if he chooses to make that deal. (Same with Pooky, now.)

[mith]

We should (cross fingers, knock on wood, etc.) be back up for good. I'll prod this weekend.

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

PookyTheMagicalBear: CGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, Quagmire)

Quagmire: CGSW (Fritzler, ibaesha, MrBuddyLee)
Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)

Current Character Influence and Cards Remaining:

Anonymities (CDGLS)
Atticus (CW, 2)
Dirge (GL, 3)
Fritzler (CS, 4)
ibaesha (W, 4)
MrBuddyLee (G, 5)
olio (DL, 4)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW, 2)
Quagmire (GS, 4)
Thestatusquo (D, 5)

Mod Note:

I've prodded anyone that hasn't already posted.

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

(Long overdue edition)

Fritzler attacks Quagmire with an ice cream scoop cuz he doesn't want to share like that snowman in calvin + hobbes. It just makes him hyper. (Quagmire gains one Speed point.)

Atticus attacks Quagmire with a Rabid Puffin Dingo! Quagmire uses up his hyperness running away. (Quagmire loses one Speed point.)

Fritzler attacks Dirge with a noose. Dirge's completely irrational fear of being hanged takes over momentarily. (Dirge loses one Sanity point.)

The Traitor strikes! (ibaesha loses one Might point.)

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Atticus

PookyTheMagicalBear: CGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, Quagmire)
Quagmire: CGSW (Fritzler, ibaesha, MrBuddyLee)
Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)

Current Character Influence and Cards Remaining:

Anonymities (CDGLS)
Atticus (CW, 2)
Dirge (GL, 2)
Fritzler (CS, 4)
ibaesha (W, 4)
MrBuddyLee (G, 5)
olio (DL, 4)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW, 2)
Quagmire (GS, 4)
Thestatusquo (D, 5)

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

PookyTheMagicalBear: CGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, Quagmire)
Quagmire: CGSW (Fritzler, ibaesha, MrBuddyLee)
Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)

Current Character Influence and Cards Remaining:

Anonymities (CDGLS)
Atticus (CW, 2)
Dirge (GL, 2)
Fritzler (CS, 4)
ibaesha (W, 4)
MrBuddyLee (G, 5)
olio (DL, 4)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW, 1)
Quagmire (GS, 4)
Thestatusquo (D, 5)

Mod Note:

I'll look into replacing ibby.

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - Anonymities

PookyTheMagicalBear: CGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, Quagmire)
Quagmire: CGSW (Fritzler, LyingBrian, MrBuddyLee)
Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)

Dirge: DL (olio)

Current Character Influence and Cards Remaining:

Anonymities (CDGLS)
Atticus (CW, 2)
Dirge (GL, 2)
Fritzler (CS, 4)
LyingBrian (W, 4)
MrBuddyLee (G, 5)
olio (DL, 4)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW, 1)
Quagmire (GS, 4)
Thestatusquo (D, 5)

Mod Note:

LyingBrian replaces ibaesha.

[mith]

Sorry, you're right. I forgot to check after you grabbed the C. Fixing it now.

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - LyingBrian

LyingBrian: CDGLS (Anonymities, Fritzler)

PookyTheMagicalBear: CGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, Quagmire)
Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)
Dirge: DLW (LyingBrian, olio)
Quagmire: G (MrBuddyLee)

Current Character Influence and Cards Remaining:

Anonymities (CDGLS)
Atticus (CW, 2)
Dirge (GL, 2)
Fritzler (CS, 4)
LyingBrian (W, 3)
MrBuddyLee (G, 5)
olio (DL, 4)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW, 1)
Quagmire (GS, 4)
Thestatusquo (D, 5)

[mith]

Vote Count:

Current Boss - LyingBrian

LyingBrian: CDGLS (Anonymities, Fritzler, Thestatusquo)
PookyTheMagicalBear: CGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, Quagmire)

Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)
Dirge: DLW (LyingBrian, olio)
Quagmire: G (MrBuddyLee)

Current Character Influence and Cards Remaining:

Anonymities (CGLS)
Atticus (CW, 2)
Dirge (GL, 2)
Fritzler (CS, 4)
LyingBrian (DW, 2)
MrBuddyLee (G, 5)
olio (DL, 4)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW, 1)
Quagmire (GS, 4)
Thestatusquo (D, 5)

[mith]

Mod Note:

I'll send some prods this weekend. Might put in a deadline as well.

[mith]

Final Vote Count:

It's a Deal.

PookyTheMagicalBear: CDGLSW (Atticus, Dirge, LyingBrian, Quagmire)

LyingBrian: CDGLS (Anonymities, Fritzler, Thestatusquo)
Atticus: LSW (PookyTheMagicalBear)
Dirge: DLW (LyingBrian, olio)
Quagmire: G (MrBuddyLee)

Character Influence and Cards Remaining:

Anonymities (CGLS)
Atticus (CW, 2)
Dirge (GL, 1)
Fritzler (C, 4)
LyingBrian (DW, 2)
MrBuddyLee (G, 5)
olio (DL, 4)
PookyTheMagicalBear (LSW, 1)
Quagmire (GS, 4)
Thestatusquo (D, 5)

[mith]

Scene 12 - July 27, 11:59 PM

The day seems to drag on forever.

It starts when the 10 remaining party animals are mysteriously transported to a generic board room, much as happened a couple days previously when they found themselves in a Tijuana wrestling arena (or at least, that's what they assume happened; none of them can actually remember what happened that day, as Scene 8 still hasn't been written). Time doesn't work quite the same way in board rooms, even in normal situations.

And soon the newly formed board finds that this is not a normal situation. Time seems to stand still on occasion, and some of the group suffer from short-term memory loss. A couple even completely change personalities.

Finally, one of these schizophrenic types takes the lead and, with enough approval from the rest of the board, he declares a deal to lynch Thesp.

Thesp has been silent for much of this time, and before he can protest the disembodied head (in a jar) of Donald Trump, which no one has noticed sitting in the middle of the table, shouts:

"You're fired!"

And a hole opens in the floor, dropping Thesp to his doom.

****

PookyTheMagicalBear, playing Thesp (The Bus, Serial Lyncher) has been lynched. It is Night 5, deadline is 96 hours from this post.

[mith]

Scene 13 - July 28, 3:17 AM

"Why are we awake at this hour?"

"I don't know. I don't remember playing any Halo..."

"Mod's internal clock must be messed up."

"Hey, where's Fishbulb?"

"MeMe's missing too."

"Are we going to have to rename this meetup now?"

"And who is going to cook us breakfast?"

****

Anonymities, playing Fishbulb (Point Whore) and Fritzler, playing MeMe (Ned "The Band" Wilkinson) are dead. It is Day 6, 4 to lynch.

[mith]

Game 9: Ultimatum

Doesn't this sound like it should be a TV game show?

This game is played between pairs of players. One is the "Divider" and one is the "Decider".

First, the Divider divides 10 MeMeMeet Points (any real number division allowed, as long as both are positive and they add to 10) between the two players. This first phase will last 72 hours. Players may discuss as much as they like within the thread during this time. However, once a division has been sent, it cannot be changed.

Once the division has been made, the Decider can choose to either accept or reject it. If the division is accepted, each player gets that number of MeMeMeet Points. If the division is rejected, neither player gets anything. This phase will also last 72 hours. During this phase, no discussion about this game is allowed.

If the Divider fails to send a division, a random one will be chosen, but the Divider will not receive any points whether the Decider accepts or rejects the division. If the Decider fails to send a decision, the Divider will receiver his share of the points and the Decider will receive nothing.

The players will be paired with two other players at random, once as the Divider and once as the Decider. All divisions and decisions will happen at the same time (so everyone will divide for a pair, and then everyone will decide for another pair). The proposed divisions will not be made public until the decisions are made; a player will only see the division that he is to decide on.

Pairings

(Divider listed first)

Atticus, Thestatusquo
Quagmire, Dirge
LyingBrian, MrBuddyLee
olio, Atticus
Thestatusquo, olio
MrBuddyLee, Quagmire
Dirge, LyingBrian

[mith]

Mod Note:

I'm on dialup, so deadline for phase 1 of Ultimatum is extended to Tuesday night. I believe I have 5 divisions in. Will also update the Haunt at that point.

[mith]

Game 9: Ultimatum

Divisions have been sent to their respective deciders. Deadline is 72 hours from this post.

[mith]

Vote Count:

4 to lynch.

LyingBrian: 2 (MrBuddyLee, olio)

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

Atticus attacks LyingBrian with a freshly sharpened pencil! He'd be able to use it to do his homework, if it wasn't covered in his blood. (LyingBrian loses one Speed point.)

The Traitor strikes! (olio loses one Sanity point.)

The Traitor strikes! (Atticus loses one Knowledge point.)

The Traitor strikes! (LyingBrian loses one Sanity point.)

[mith]

Vote Count:

4 to lynch.

LyingBrian: 2 (MrBuddyLee, olio)
Atticus: 1 (LyingBrian)

[mith]

Game 9: Ultimatum - Results

Atticus offers 9-1, Thestatusquo declines.
Quagmire offers 3-7 (random), Dirge accepts.
LyingBrian offers 6-4 (random), MrBuddyLee declines.
olio offers 5-5, Atticus accepts.
Thestatusquo offers 6-4, olio accepts.
MrBuddyLee offers 5-5, Quagmire accepts.
Dirge offers 5-5, LyingBrian does not respond.

MeMeMeet Points:

Dirge: 12
olio: 9
Thestatusquo: 6
Atticus, MrBuddyLee, Quagmire: 5
LyingBrian: 0

Total:

Atticus: 63
MrBuddyLee: 54
Fishbulb: 51
PookyTheMagicalBear: 49
Fritzler: 46
Thestatusquo: 46
Dirge: 41
Quagmire: 35
kristocker: 29
Anonymities: 23
Mastermind of Sin: 18
Thesp: 16
olio: 12
mlaker: 10
Yoko Kurama: 10
MeMe: 8
Yosarian2: 8
Fletcher: 2
LyingBrian: -3

[mith]

Mod Note:

Sorry for the delay. Will likely set a deadline at some point in the next few days.

[mith]

Deadline:

Wednesday, 6pm GMT. Can be extended by 72 hours if 4 players request an extension by PM. Vote count as above.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Thestatusquo has been prodded.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Deadline extended 24 hours for travel related reasons. Deadline can still be extended a further 72 hours if I receive 4 PMs requesting I do so. Otherwise, deadline is 26 hours from this post. Remember, a full majority is required for a lynch.

[mith]

Vote Count:

4 to lynch.

Atticus: 2 (LyingBrian, MrBuddyLee)
LyingBrian: 1 (olio)

Deadline:

20.5 hours from this post, if not extended.

[mith]

Vote Count:

4 to lynch.

LyingBrian: 1 (olio)
MeMe: 1 (LyingBrian)

Deadline:

72.5 hours from this post.

[mith]

Final Vote Count:

4 to lynch.

LyingBrian: 3 (olio, Quagmire, Thestatusquo)
Quagmire: 1 (LyingBrian)

[mith]

Scene 14 - July 28, 11:47 PM

"So..."

"Are we going to lynch anyone?"

"Guess not."

"It's late."

"We could just go to sleep."

"We could."

"Halo?"

"Halo."

****

No one is lynched. It is Night 6, deadline is 72 hours from this post.

[mith]

Scene 15 - July 29, 8:59 AM

"Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday, dear meeeeee...
Happy birthday to me!"

The sleepy MeMeMeeters (the MetMeMes?) groan, and someone throws a pillow at the Mod.

"Well excuuuuuse me, princess. Oh, there's two more dead bodies, by the way.

The five remaining MetMeMes all jerk their heads up, a little more alert this time.

"Ah, that's more like it. Now get to lynching each other."

****

MrBuddyLee, playing Yoko Kurama (Jimmy Hoffa, Zombie) and olio, playing Sugar (Blank Green Card) are dead. It is Day 7, 3 to lynch.

[mith]

Game 10: Rock, Paper, Scissors Ultimate Tournament of Champions Throwdown

Ah, point whoring at its finest.

This game will be played as a simultaneous round robin, which everyone facing everyone else.

Each player will submit a list of five choices per opponent. The deadline for submission is 120 hours from this post. For example, player "A" might send:

B: RPRRS
C: PRPPS
D: SSRPR
E: SRSSP

Each list will be compared to the corresponding opponent's list and treated as a best of five match (Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beats Paper, Paper beats Rock). So, if player "B" sent:

A: PRRSS

The result would be 2-1 in favor of A, with two ties.

MeMeMeet Points

Each player will receive a half point for each throw won.
The winner of each match will receive 5 points. If there is a tie, each player in the tie will receive 2 points.
The overall winner (by best match winning percentage, ties broken by head-to-head and then best throw winning percentage) will receive an additional 5 points.

Important!

This is the final game for MeMeMeet Points. Once this game and Game 5 are completed, the results will be final. Choose wisely!

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

The Traitor strikes! (Thestatusquo loses one Sanity point.)

The Traitor strikes! (Dirge loses one Sanity point.)

The Traitor strikes! (Thestatusquo gains one Knowledge point.)

The Traitor strikes! (Atticus loses one Might point.)

[mith]

Of course. And the deadline for RPSUToC Throwdown may be extended, if they need more time.

[mith]

Mod Note:

Regarding RPSUToC Throwdown, you may change your lists as often as you like up to the deadline. Talking in the thread about what you might do is allowed. Trash-talking is permitted (and encouraged).

[mith]

Vote Count:

3 to lynch.

MrBuddyLee: 1 (LyingBrian)

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

LyingBrian forces Dirge to listen to educational tapes through a pair of headphones. It's really boring. (Dirge loses one Speed point.)

The Traitor strikes! (Quagmire loses one Knowledge point.)

The Traitor strikes! (No effect.)

The Traitor strikes! (Atticus loses one Might point.)

[mith]

Vote Count:

3 to lynch.

Fletcher: 1 (LyingBrian)

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

LyingBrian sends a chamois after Dirge. Dirge flees in terror. (Dirge gains one Speed point.)

The Traitor strikes! (Dirge loses one Knowledge point.)

The Traitor strikes! (Thestatusquo loses on Speed point.)

The Traitor strikes! (LyingBrian loses one Knowledge point.)

[mith]

Mod Note:

The deadline for Throwdown is pushed back until I hear that Atticus and Dirge are back to normal access.

[mith]

Deadline:

72 hours from this post for Throwdown. Remember, you need to send a list of 5 throws for each of the other four players.

[mith]

Vote Count:

3 to lynch.

LyingBrian: 2 (Quagmire, Thestatusquo)

Mod Note:

A reminder that day cannot end until Game 10 has concluded.

[mith]

Vote Count:

3 to lynch.

LyingBrian: 2 (Quagmire, Thestatusquo)
Atticus: 1 (LyingBrian)

Mod Note:

Throwdown choices due tomorrow.

[mith]

Game 10: Rock, Paper, Scissors Ultimate Tournament of Champions Throwdown - Results

Atticus - SSRPR - 3
Dirge - PRRSS - 3

Atticus - RRPSP - 7.5
LyingBrian - xxxxx - 0

Atticus - PPPPP - 2
Quagmire - PPPPP - 2

Atticus - SRPRS - 3
Thestatusquo - PPPPP - 3

Dirge - PRPPS - 7.5
LyingBrian - xxxxx - 0

Dirge - SSRPR - 1
Quagmire - PRPRP - 6.5

Dirge - RPRRS - 0.5
Thestatusquo - PPPPP - 6.5

LyingBrian - xxxxx - 0
Quagmire - PPPPP - 7.5

LyingBrian - xxxxx - 0
Thestatusquo - PPPPP - 7.5

Quagmire - PPPPP - 2
Thestatusquo - PPPPP - 2

MeMeMeet Points:

Thestatusquo: 24
Quagmire: 18
Atticus: 15.5
Dirge: 12
LyingBrian: 0

Total:

Atticus: 78.5
Thestatusquo: 70
MrBuddyLee: 54
Dirge: 53
Quagmire: 53
Fishbulb: 51
PookyTheMagicalBear: 49
Fritzler: 46
kristocker: 29
Anonymities: 23
Mastermind of Sin: 18
Thesp: 16
olio: 12
mlaker: 10
Yoko Kurama: 10
MeMe: 8
Yosarian2: 8
Fletcher: 2
LyingBrian: -3

[mith]

Vote Count:

3 to lynch.

LyingBrian: 2 (Quagmire, Thestatusquo)
Atticus: 1 (LyingBrian)
Quagmire: 1 (Atticus)

Mod Note:

Points can be earned in Game 5.

[mith]

Game 5: Betrayal at House on a Hill - Attacks

LyingBrian attacks Dirge with a printer. He is sucked into typing "All work and no play makes Dirge a dull boy" over and over and over... (Dirge loses one Sanity point.)

Dirge has been driven insane!

He may no longer attack or be attacked.

Quagmire attacks LyingBrian with everything. (LyingBrian gains one Speed point.)

Atticus attacks LyingBrian with MeMeMeet. (LyingBrian gains one Speed point.)

The Traitor strikes! (Quagmire loses one Sanity point.)

Quagmire has been driven insane!

He may no longer attack or be attacked.

[mith]

Final Vote Count:

3 to lynch.

LyingBrian: 3 (Dirge, Quagmire, Thestatusquo)

Atticus: 1 (LyingBrian)
Quagmire: 1 (Atticus)

Mod Note:

Scene coming later.

[mith]

Scene 16 - July 29, 7:59 PM

Sixteen people have died in the past week, yet only one thing is on the minds of the remaining five for most of the day, and it's not the murders, their own safety, or revenge. No, something supersedes all of that.

Yes, you've guessed it. What could be more important than the honor, fame, and glory there to be won at the Rock, Paper, Scissors Ultimate Tournament of Champions Throwdown?

The participants spend the morning getting ready. The throws are planned, the gambits studied, and now it is time for the main event.

The Mod, who happens to be qualified as an officially recognized Throwdown referee, calls forward the participants in the first match. As they approach, the room seems to shift in reality, the walls losing their solidity and giving way to a surging crowd. The noise quickly rises from that of a quiet house in the summertime to that of a sold-out stadium, complete with commentators...

Sadly, we have failed to reach an agreement with the Ocho to rebroadcast this event in its entirety, so instead the two main results:

To no one's surprise, mith, reigning GL and Grudge Match champion, came through the brutal round robin to claim yet another Throwdown championship on a tiebreak.

The real shocker, however, was the total no-show by one of the participants, spork76. Ok, so perhaps it shouldn't have been that much of a shocker, but the way he just stood there and took throw after throw without any reaction...

It almost goes without saying that once the Throwdown championship was decided, the other four lynched him.

****

LyingBrian (replacing ibaesha), playing spork76 (Fletcher, Zombie) was lynched.

[mith]

Scene 17 - July 29, 8:59 PM

It's an hour after the passing of the one true Fletcher... or a passing, at least, given that he was a Zombie. Everyone is a little relieved that they have eliminated another Zombie, but also a little shaken by who it was. Actually, "mith" and "mlaker" seem more than a little shaken. Suddenly, they turn to the other two, their sadness turned to wrath.

"You! It's your fault! You did this to him!"

They move forward to throttle the other two. "lemuel" manages to duck out of the way, but "mith" grabs "Maverick" and squeezes "his" hands around the throat. The victim's hands thrash about, trying to loosen his attacker's grip. In a last effort, he grabs something and pulls, but it is only the mask, finally ripping off, too late.

"mith" looks down and recoils, releasing the dead boy's throat. It's not Maverick at all.

Quagmire, playing Maverick (Atticus) is dead.

****

The mith and mlaker masks fall off, revealing MeMe and Dirge respectively. They approach "lemuel" slowly, kitchen knives in hand, backing him into a corner.

Just as they are attack, the Mod steps in.

"You can't kill him."

"What? But our children are dead!"

"He got the most MeMeMeet Points, though."

MeMe and Dirge glance back at the big chart of results. Though it is across the room, the top of the chart almost seems to be glowing, so that they can make out clearly the name at the top.

They look at each other, trying to decide what to do. Finally, they nod to each other, and MeMe turns back to the remaining houseguest.

"Well. You did get more points than those two put together. And it would be too quiet around here, otherwise..."

And so, their house rid of all invaders, MeMe, Dirge, and the newly adopted Point Whore, live happily ever after... at least, until DirgeDo.

****

Winners:

The Concerned Parents Mafia

Thestatusquo (replacing Mr_Gnome_It_All), playing mith (MeMe)
Dirge, playing mlaker (Dirge)
kristocker, playing Quagmire (spork's Dad)
Fishbulb, playing kristocker (MoS's Mom)

MeMeMeet Points Winner

Atticus, playing lemuel (Point Whore)

Haunt Winner

??? (The Traitor)

[mith]

Game Summary:

Spreadsheet.

I've got the basic role information, end of day vote counts, and night choices here, as well as most of the game information. I haven't added sheets for Haunt and I'm the Boss! yet, as the original spreadsheets are horribly disorganized at the moment; Things... is included, but hasn't been converted yet to a "clean" looking format, simply because it's so much information.

Role PMs:

PLAYER: Mr_Gnome_It_All
NAME: MeMe
ALIGNMENT: The Concerned Parents (Mafia)
DESCRIPTION: Once was enough! These people are in your house again, and something just isn't right about them. You know for a fact that at least one of these

Masks

is fake. Someone is posing as you! There's only one thing to do.
ROLE INFORMATION: You are Mafia with Fishbulb, Dirge, and kristocker. Each Night, one of you may attempt to kill another Player. As a group, you also have a one-shot Hide (all Night actions against the user fail) and a one-shot Block (all Night actions by the target fail). You may communicate with each other privately during the Pre-Game and at Night.
WIN CONDITION: The Concerned Parents Win if all other Players are dead and at least one Parent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Dirge
NAME: Dirge
ALIGNMENT: The Concerned Parents (Mafia)
DESCRIPTION: Once was enough! These people are in your house again, and something just isn't right about them. You know for a fact that at least one of these

Masks

is fake. Someone is posing as you! There's only one thing to do.
ROLE INFORMATION: You are Mafia with Fishbulb, Mr_Gnome_It_All, and kristocker. Each Night, one of you may attempt to kill another Player. As a group, you also have a one-shot Hide (all Night actions against the user fail) and a one-shot Block (all Night actions by the target fail). You may communicate with each other privately during the Pre-Game and at Night.
WIN CONDITION: The Concerned Parents Win if all other Players are dead and at least one Parent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: kristocker
NAME: spork's Dad
ALIGNMENT: The Concerned Parents (Mafia)
DESCRIPTION: You should never have let your son meet all these strangers. Now you've somehow been sucked into a doppleganger MeMeMeet. It's time to put a stop to this.
ROLE INFORMATION: You are Mafia with Fishbulb, Mr_Gnome_It_All, and Dirge. Each Night, one of you may attempt to kill another Player. As a group, you also have a one-shot Hide (all Night actions against the user fail) and a one-shot Block (all Night actions by the target fail). You may communicate with each other privately during the Pre-Game and at Night.
WIN CONDITION: The Concerned Parents Win if all other Players are dead and at least one Parent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Fishbulb
NAME: Mastermind of Sin's Mother
ALIGNMENT: The Concerned Parents (Mafia)
DESCRIPTION: You should never have let your son meet all these strangers. Now you've somehow been sucked into a doppleganger MeMeMeet. It's time to put a stop to this.
ROLE INFORMATION: You are Mafia with Mr_Gnome_It_All, Dirge, and kristocker. Each Night, one of you may attempt to kill another Player. As a group, you also have a one-shot Hide (all Night actions against the user fail) and a one-shot Block (all Night actions by the target fail). You may communicate with each other privately during the Pre-Game and at Night.
WIN CONDITION: The Concerned Parents Win if all other Players are dead and at least one Parent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: ibaesha
NAME: Fletcher
ALIGNMENT: The Zombie Mafia
DESCRIPTION: Mmmm. Brains.
ROLE INFORMATION: You are Mafia with MeMe and jeep. Each Night, one of you may attempt to kill another Player. You may also attempt to recruit new Zombies by predicting the Lynch for the next day: if you guess correctly, the Lynch will fail and that Player will become a Zombie. You may recruit up to two new Zombies. As a group, you also have a one-shot Hide (all Night actions against the user fail) and a one-shot Block (all Night actions by the target fail). You may communicate with each other privately during the Pre-Game and at Night.
WIN CONDITION: The Zombies Win if all other Players are dead and at least one Zombie is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: MeMe
NAME: +1
ALIGNMENT: The Zombie Mafia
DESCRIPTION: Mmmm. Brains.
ROLE INFORMATION: You are Mafia with ibaesha and jeep. Each Night, one of you may attempt to kill another Player. You may also attempt to recruit new Zombies by predicting the Lynch for the next day: if you guess correctly, the Lynch will fail and that Player will become a Zombie. You may recruit up to two new Zombies. As a group, you also have a one-shot Hide (all Night actions against the user fail) and a one-shot Block (all Night actions by the target fail). You may communicate with each other privately during the Pre-Game and at Night.
WIN CONDITION: The Zombies Win if all other Players are dead and at least one Zombie is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: jeep
NAME: Jimmy Hoffa
ALIGNMENT: The Zombie Mafia
DESCRIPTION: The Feds may not be sure, but you are: you're dead! Now you've developed a taste for brains...
ROLE INFORMATION: You are Mafia with ibaesha and MeMe. Each Night, one of you may attempt to kill another Player. You may also attempt to recruit new Zombies by predicting the Lynch for the next day: if you guess correctly, the Lynch will fail and that Player will become a Zombie. You may recruit up to two new Zombies. As a group, you also have a one-shot Hide (all Night actions against the user fail) and a one-shot Block (all Night actions by the target fail). You may communicate with each other privately during the Pre-Game and at Night.
WIN CONDITION: The Zombies Win if all other Players are dead and at least one Zombie is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: PookyTheMagicalBear
NAME: The Bus
ALIGNMENT: The Serial Lyncher
DESCRIPTION: Having people constantly thrown under you was annoying at first, but now you've gotten used to it. In fact, it's kinda fun. You've decided to just go with it and see what happens.
ROLE INFORMATION: Each Night, you may attempt to kill another Player or you may Hide (all Night actions against you fail). In addition, you will be given a target each Day who you want to Lynch.
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all other Players are dead or you successfully Lynch two targets.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Thesp
NAME: Jeff Jenkins
ALIGNMENT: The Suicidal Kamikaze Jester
DESCRIPTION: Ha ha... ha. You're hilarious. But you're not laughing. You're tired of the goofballs you work with, and you're tired of these people you've somehow ended up in a house with. You just want to end it all.
ROLE INFORMATION: You are protected from all Night 1 actions.
WIN CONDITION: You Win if you are Lynched.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Fritzler
NAME: Ned "The Band" Wilkinson
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION: You can do it all! Guitar... keyboard... vocals... lyre... and now that you find yourself in a house with a bunch of strangers, you're sure to discover some other useful abilities you didn't know about.
ROLE INFORMATION: Each Night, you may choose to either Hide (all Night actions against you fail), Block (all Night actions by the target fail), or Protect (the target is safe from one kill attempt). You may use each of these actions twice during the game.
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead and at least one Innocent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Yoko Kurama
NAME: Jimmy Hoffa
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION: You aren't dead... yet. There are people that wish you were though, so you might have to hide to avoid them.
ROLE INFORMATION: Each Night you may choose to Hide (all Night actions against you fail). You may not hide on consecutive Nights.
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead and at least one Innocent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Quagmire
NAME: Atticus
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION: When the going gets tough, the tough get going... or hide under sleeping bags.
ROLE INFORMATION: Each Night you may choose to Hide (all Night actions against you fail). You may not hide on consecutive Nights.
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead and at least one Innocent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: mlaker
NAME: Dracula
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION: You vant to suck their blood. But only a little. You're harmless, honest. You just want to see what markers you can taste.
ROLE INFORMATION: Each Night you may choose a target and taste that Player's blood. You will learn that Player's blood type.
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead and at least one Innocent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Maverick
NAME: Blank Green Card
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION:
ROLE INFORMATION:
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead and at least one Innocent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Mastermind of Sin
NAME: Blank Green Card
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION:
ROLE INFORMATION:
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead and at least one Innocent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Fletcher
NAME: Blank Green Card
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION:
ROLE INFORMATION:
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead and at least one Innocent is alive.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: spork76
NAME: Point Whore
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION: Mmmm. Points. You've just

got

to get more than Fishbulb.
ROLE INFORMATION: If you have less MeMeMeet points than Fishbulb, you may investigate one Player to determine whether they are Mafia. You may only use this ability once during the game.
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead, at least one Innocent is alive, and you have more points at the end of MeMeMeet Mafia than Fishbulb.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Atticus
NAME: Point Whore
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION: Mmmm. Points. You've just

got

to get more than Thesp.
ROLE INFORMATION: If you have less MeMeMeet points than Thesp, you may investigate one Player to determine whether they are Mafia. You may only use this ability once during the game.
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead, at least one Innocent is alive, and you have more points at the end of MeMeMeet Mafia than Thesp.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.



PLAYER: Yosarian2
NAME: Point Whore
ALIGNMENT: The Innocents
DESCRIPTION: Mmmm. Points. You've just

got

to get more than Fletcher.
ROLE INFORMATION: If you have less MeMeMeet points than Fletcher, you may investigate one Player to determine whether they are Mafia. You may only use this ability once during the game.
WIN CONDITION: You Win if all killers are dead, at least one Innocent is alive, and you have more points at the end of MeMeMeet Mafia than Fletcher.
CONFIRM: By posting in the Pre-Game. If you have any questions, PM me.

[mith]

Some random notes:

MeMe, Dirge, Fletcher, and Atticus (the roles) all survived to the final day. That didn't even register with me until I was writing the thing up, as I was used to thinking in terms of "Mafia"/"Zombie"/Town.

I really enjoyed days 2 and 3. Thesp had done a good job of setting himself up to get lynched... too good, in fact, because the Zombies predicted him both days (so if he had gotten a majority, he would've become a Zombie rather than fulfilling his win condition), and then Pooky guessed that he was suicidal.

mlaker didn't figure out the Dracula role. You should be able to figure it out from the spreadsheet, but I'll give it a more complete description later.

The Haunt was a red herring. Points could have been won, as mentioned, but none of the players was the Traitor. Given that information, can you figure out how the Traitor could have been stopped?

Pooky's targets were completely random, with the exception that one of his successes had to be innocent; once he got Fishbulb lynched, his targets would have been chosen from the innocents (though he didn't know this).

Neither of the Blank Green Cards (after Fletcher died) sent any choices. Both of them had role abilities.

[mith]

The Dracula role:

DESCRIPTION: You vant to suck their blood. But only a little. You're harmless, honest. You just want to see what

markers

you can taste.

The MeMe, Dirge, Fletcher, and Atticus roles had positive blood types (one of each, and set up so they could actually occur). All other roles had negative blood types (at least one of each). The only other restriction was that roles with the same name (Jimmy Hoffa, Point Whore, Blank Green Card) got the same blood type. Otherwise, they were random.

The Haunt:

From now until the end of the game or the Haunt (whichever comes first), you may attempt to stop the Traitor. You do this by attacking

the Traitor

with

the correct item

.

The game would have been won by someone attacking "The Traitor" with "the correct item". 5 points for everyone still alive (in the Haunt game), plus 5 extra for whoever made the attack.

The mechanics otherwise: Each player was randomly assigned stats to the four categories (total of 16, min 2, max 6 to start with). The Traitor had a 6 in each. When an attack was made, it was assigned a category (I assigned them in groups of four, one of each type, and did the best I could making them fit). Each player "rolled" a game dice (like in the actual game, two 0s, two 1s, two 2s) for each point in the category used. If the attacker's roll was higher, the defender lost a point from a random category; if the attacker's roll was lower, the defender gained a point from a random category; and if the rolls were the same, no effect. A player was killed if a stat went to 0, or if they died in the Mafia game. The Traitor attacked randomly whenever I needed attacks to fill out the four categories (so if there were 9 attacks to resolve, I would add 3 Traitor attacks) or when nothing had happened for a while (as happened once or twice).

[mith]

The crash was of course annoying, but I don't think it caused more than one of the replacements (and I'm not even sure about that one). jeep and ibaesha both had personal things come up, Maverick was never really around at all, and spork... well, I don't think I was really expecting him to keep up in the first place, to be honest. Our replacements did an excellent job really (especially Anonymities, who was pretty much screwed by spork not participating in the games, but tried hard anyway). Obviously, it would have been good if everyone from MeMeMeet had been able to play the entire game, but mechanics-wise there wasn't all that much the MetMeMes would have had an advantage figuring out.

The crash did kill the momentum of the game, though, and that was certainly unfortunate. ~shakes fist at bluehost~

My next post will have some details on the creation of the setup (if you have anything in particular you're curious about, let me know and I'll make sure to address it), and hopefully I'll also finish getting stuff put into the spreadsheet by then.

[mith]

The Setup:

When I first started designing this game, I knew I wanted to include stuff from some of the many non-Mafia games we played at MeMeMeet. My original idea was far more complicated, involving cards that could be earned which would directly impact the Mafia game (for example, the sword thing from Halo, as a one-shot kill). In the end, I decided that would be either too random, too complicated, too boring, or all three. So instead, I went with the MeMeMeet Points system.

The games were loosely in one of four categories - Voting (STD, I'm the Boss), Psychology (Minority, Prisoner's Dilemma, Ultimatum, which are fairly well known in game theory), "Proper" (Things..., Texas Hold'em, games we actually played at MeMeMeet, but modified to fit your screen), and Whoring (52 Card Pickup, RPS). The Voting games were pre-determined to fall on days 3 and 5, with the Haunt starting on 4 as a Red Herring game. Otherwise, the order of the games was pretty much randomly determined before we started, except games of the same type wouldn't come back-to-back.

The point system was pretty arbitrary, with early games on a "who'd you beat" scale, and later games on a more direct scale. Obviously surviving longer was going to help, but I didn't want that to be the deciding factor, so players only got "free points" for playing the first few days. And with Prisoner's Dilemma, of course, there was the possibility of losing points.

Roles:

A few roles were obvious for inclusion, and once I had decided on the MeMeMeet Point system, "Point Whore" was one of them. I liked this role, though not much interested ended up happening with it. The intention was that they would have to try to help the town, since they were pro-town, but maybe not absolutely as much as they could, because they had the other condition as well. For example, doing poorly on the first game deliberately would have earned them their investigation, but there was a risk that they would die soon after, or just not be able to catch their target. Or, they could go hard after their target to try to take them out of the running for points, but might hurt the town in the process.

The Blank Green Card was the other "basic townie" role I included. No one tried sending choices, which surprised me, given that every time the card was used at MeMeMeet (outside of Halo Mafia), it had an ability of some sort.

The scum groups seemed pretty natrual to me. I wasn't sure to begin with whether to include *any* actual scummers, but MeMe and Dirge filled out the Concerned Parents nicely.

As for the Zombies, I think I mistakenly voted for Fletcher after he was already dead or something like that, and then accused him of being in the Zombie Mafia, so that's where they came from. In a later game, I was cult and could recruit anyone, even if they weren't actually playing (though they didn't have to agree to come in to the game). MeMe refused, but +1 joined even though he had already been killed, and that's where the recruit ability got its inspiration. Jimmy Hoffa seemed like a good third choice.

And then the obvious joke was to put Jimmy Hoffa as town, too.

The Lyncher role was used several times at MeMeMeet, and I like Serial Killers that actually have a chance of winning, so I created the Serial Lyncher. Given his three win conditions and his night time immunity, Pooky had an even better chance of winning this game than VM2 (and it really was random!).

The Suicidal was also used a couple times, and the "Jester" flavor worked, so I threw it in. Thesp was pretty close to pulling it off, and then Pooky figured him out, so I was happy with the role and its fairness overall.

As far as the town abilities, I kept with my general MO of weak investigators; Dracula was Miller-esque in his role name, and didn't directly find scum, while the Point Whores had their own agenda. We played a Hospital game or two, so I decided to throw in plenty of protections, blocking, and hiding; given the potential for three kills a night, I wanted to make it a little harder for those kills to actually go through (though in the end, Pooky didn't ever try to kill, and none of the other kills were stopped).

Overall, I was fairly pleased with the balance. Probably a few tweaks I'd make looking back on it now, but I always think that.

The spreadsheet is still not finished, unfortunately... maybe I won't put it off as long as the VM2 post-game, though.