On the west coast of the good old U.S. of A. exists a sleepy little retirement community called Cabbagetown. Known for its pleasant weather and amazing reception, former professionals stressed out by their exhilarating jobs move there to forget their hassles and watch reruns of their favorite television programs on Netflix.
Or at least they did, before a trio of villagers fed up with the paralyzing influence of the telly on their town pledged to pick off their apathetic neighbors one by one.
Now, the people of Cabbagetown have no choice but to locate the murderers and execute them. Will the Cabbagetownites remain in their syndicated stupor? Or will the anarcho-luddites finally power down the telly monster? Stay tuned to find out.
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