Planet: MafiaScum 2 - Winter 2018

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Have you gotten Brave New World?

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It's funny because it wasn't intentional.

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It's all fun and games until a drunken dick pic leads to world war.

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I want #3 in Iriuldonia

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The council would gladly accept a cathedral, and welcome Mhorkism with open arms.

Additionally, the council wishes to build a national college in the capital.

~Leader of the Council of Orthel

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3 Billion in education, 2 Billion in technology/science

I politely decline an alliance at the moment.

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Set up a tax program where each citizen pays 100 pounds each season.

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The council has decided that Orthel is a pretty central location, and generally neutral. We will be willing to build a United Gazebo Nations building in our territory, and declare it a neutral zone, free from our influence.

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That is, of course, everyone agrees.

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The council feels that an island would be acceptable if it's neutral territory, and no nation has more sway than another.

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3 Billion in education, 2 Billion in technology/science

I politely decline an alliance at the moment.

Change 2 Billion in science and technology to 500 million in oil drilling, 500 million in iron mining, and 1 Billion in researching aerodynamics.

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3 Billion in education, 2 Billion in technology/science

I politely decline an alliance at the moment.

Change 2 Billion in science and technology to 500 million in oil drilling, 500 million in iron mining, and 1 Billion in researching aerodynamics.

Change the 1 Billion in aerodynamics to 1 Billion in space flight.

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2 Billion on Fortification
3 Billion on Intelligence
1 Billion on Education
2 Billion on Healthcare
2 Billion on Industry

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We at the council would like to start an alliance with Chesstopia.

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5 Billion in Space Technology
1 Billion on attempting to send a satellite in orbit
1 Billion on Intelligence
4 Billion on Healthcare
4 Billion on Iron Mining

How much money would I need to spend on an ad campaign that explains Orthel is using the tax money to create jobs in the space industry, mining industry, and healthcare industry, making sure our citizens are healthy with advanced healthcare, and keeping our country safe with fortifications and intel operations?

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Remove my tax program outlined in Post 205

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Mhork why did you lie?

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Orthel will participate in this embargo until the Kingdom of Mhork provides an adequate explanation for what's happened, or the Kingdom of Mhork pays reparations to Arrakis.

Followers of Mhorkism are still welcome in our country, of course.

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That wasn't satisfactory for the council.

The council feels that the Kingdom of Mhork should make reparations to Arrakis for the approval drop.

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In that case, the council of Orthel shall cancel the embargo, but we will be wary of the Kingdom of Mhork.

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Urist McUrist, the council feels that we have a mutual interest in questionable underground architecture, booze, and magma induced fun.

Would you like an alliance between our two great nations?

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Propose a research pact with Swizzerland.

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I'll be willing to put 1 Billion per season.

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2B on Healthcare
2B on Education
2B on Space Technology

How much would it cost/what are my chances of building and launching an International Space Station?

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2B on two more satellites.

3B on intelligence.

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1B on legal rights to habitable space planets

What do you mean by this?

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TS, your "laws" mean nothing to others. The council will completely ignore any of your rights to colonization. Colonization should be a first come, first serve issue. You can't make a blanket claim on habitable planets.

If you don't drop your claim, I feel we should hold an international meeting on the subject.

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You have no international authority, so we at the council are okay with ignoring your law. We can't just claim land without having an international consensus.

Who else wants to hold a meeting on this issue?

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There is no international system in place yet for this, afaik.

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The council accepts.

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1B into the first manned space-flight
2B into intelligence
1B into Oil Drilling
1B into Iron Mining
2B on Industry

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1B on Reservists

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1B on research agreement with Swizzerland

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1B into research pact
3B into first manned space flight
1B into Intelligence

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2B in Fortifications

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Orthel would love to expand our pact with the dwarves of Swisserland next season.

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May I invest in this AI?

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1B into retrying the launch
1B into flying cars
3B into research pact with Swisserland
2B into intelligence
1B into reserve troops

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In that case, the council of Orthel shall cancel the embargo, but we will be wary of the Kingdom of Mhork.

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High Chancellor Klazam, do you approve of the collaboration?

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2B on collaborative AI

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The council declares tonight National Popcorn GIF night.

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damnit, maestro

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ORTHEL SENT HAJ TO SPACE

SPACEEEE

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Chesskid, do you want to start a joint mission to terraform a giant dick on the moon?

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It will usher in a new era of unity and political dick waving.

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I'd say we go for it. How much money do you want to put in?

Donations from other countries will be welcome.

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Do you want to do it this turn?

Yes. If I can get something in orbit, a Hoffman Transfer to the moon is really easy. Do you want to make a donation to our cause?

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2B on a modified space probe designed to go towards the moon that can hold mentioned dick missiles

I'm sorry you feel this way. Consider it an experiment. The moon is empty anyways, and the first man made object to the moon is a huge achievement for mankind.

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Have you thought of the scientific benefits? It's a pretty good engineering feat, and the first joint space mission. Additionally, kicking up some crust helps us identify the moon's material. Finally, it'll lead to the first man made object on the moon.

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Chesskid has the required technology.

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dick pics being banned

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I'm going to side with chesskid. Nothing personal.

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UPDATE ON THE PENIS MOON PLOX

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Nobody would be able to get into space because of the Kessler Effect.

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3B into Swisserland research pact
2B into AI research
4B into fortifications
2B into reserve troops

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Warning-warning shot-shootdown

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Attempt to negotiate landing/seizure of the aircraft. If that fails, shoot it down.

There are no warnings given ahead of time to unannounced aircraft. It is ordered to land and be seized, and either complies, is shot down, or evades to outside of Swizzerland.

Actually, this.

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Yeah, can I add intercept between warning and shoot down?

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2B on Infrastructure
2B on Education
3B on Research Pact
2B on Artificial Intelligence
2B to send a spy satellite into Geosynchronous Orbit over Mechanica Terram for the purposes of

trolling DC

Intel.
2B on Intelligence

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Also, I do have to warn you guys: shooting down satellites do have potential bad consequences for future space flight.

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huh

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I would like the assailant to contact me so I can give him a bucket of flowers

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Orthel votes yes.

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Chesskid, we still allies?

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Orthel thinks that a meeting on religion is unnecessary. Religion is religion, our people can do what they want.

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"Are you sure you don't mean Mhork, sir?"

lol

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I am officially dropping out of the A.I. collaboration.

Sorry guys, it's money that could be spent elsewhere, and with all of the wars breaking out, I could use some extra money.

Also, I didn't trust Lord Mhork, and now it looks like I can't trust Klazam either.

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WAR!
No surprise when there's CHESSKID.

chesskid was attacked first.

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I will also embargo Elybria.

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3B into research pact with the dwarves
2B into intel
2B into counter intel
2B into fortifications

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One of my agents appears to have obtained an unpublicized spending report from Mechanica Terram. It's kind of boring though, other than...

Oh wait, DC had 3B put into ICBM research.

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3B in research pact with Magua
3B into Intel
3B into defense missiles

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20B on developing nuclear weapons
3B on intelligence
5B on counter intelligence
2B on mining iron

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Lift embargo
5B into nukes
3B into attempting a manned satellite launch
1B into intel
1B into iron mining

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8B into nukes
1B into intel
1B into iron mining

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I have intel that someone else is researching it privately, so I figured I'd research it as well. I've been open about it for a while.

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Orthel is interested in these games.

I'm not interested in causing any harm, my weapons are merely a precaution due to my intel.

If you hadn't noticed, I've spent around 35 Billionish on nukes. If I truly wanted war, I would've attacked orcinus during that whole debacle.

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32 billion to be exact, actually.

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Topos has a nuclear program according to my intel.

Chesskid was my first intel report but he already outed that.

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I started building them publicly after I had found out that chesskid was building them privately, then a few turns later everybody realized I was actively putting money into nukes and started building them in response.

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2B into infrastructure.
8B into nukes

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Topos would like to express our concern for those countries utterly neglecting their people in favor of building weapons of mass destruction. We understand investing some money in that can be reasonable, but to invest the country's entire budget? Fairly concerning. Feirei's country has slightly better reasoning, but again, don't forget the people.

People of Gazebo, if you are unhappy with your country's government, such as the military government of Elybria, Topos is open to you.

High Chancellor Klazam

My approval's been at 100 for awhile, so whatever.

I'm thinking I'm pretty close to what I want, so I'm going to tone down the spending into nukes a little.

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Our people know that Orthel's council has their best interests in mind with our spending.

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With numerous other nations investing in nukes, we feel that keeping up with military technology allows us to keep Orthel safer than it would be without nukes.

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Would you rather nuke a country that could nuke you right back, or a country with some defenses against nukes but a weaker form of retaliation? In my opinion, it's a stronger deterrence against nuclear strikes than simply having defenses and fortifications.

Why are you so interested in my internal affairs, anyways?

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I'm willing to demilitarize, as I probably have an excessive amount of troops. I'm definitely not interested in nuclear war, though. If I was, I wouldn't have made my nuke research public from the get-go.

I'd definitely be open to a nuclear nonproliferation treaty, but I don't think others building nukes would care for it.

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Remove 40,000 reservists
5B into research pact with Magua
2B into upkeep
2B into industry
1B into healthcare

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Put all of my money into buying soldiers
Activate all of my reservists

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I'm not planning on attacking anyone, and I still don't have nukes.

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I've put research into it, but I still haven't put enough in to develop them. At this point, I don't care as much as I did before as the only nation close to nukes AFAIK has left.

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shall we outlaw weapons of mass destruction?

I'd be behind that.

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Stuff's happening!

@Salmonella:

Are you contributing to our research this turn, y/n? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yes, and I did last turn, but I didn't post it in thread because I just put my budget with my speech.

Send 200,000 soldiers into Tragoedia, to occupy various cities, making their way to the capital.
4B into research pact with Magua
1B into healthcare
1B into industry